Disclaimer: I do not in any way own DBZ or any of its characters, I also do not own Mary Kay. Any ways, here are the ages:

Gohan: 17

Goku: Other World

Goten: 11 1/2

1 Trunks: 12

1.1 Kitsuni: 17

(I know, I know, I made Goten and Trunks older but hey, It will make the story better.)

Key:

"…."= Talking

'…'= Thinking

^…^= Telepathy

~*~= Different seen

(…)= Author's Note

***= song lyrics

ON WITH THE STORY!

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~*~*~Kitsuni's POV~*~*~

Where in the world am I? Darkness is completely surrounding me…is this what I think it is? No it can't be, my mother left you a long time ago…why must you haunt me so Tsunami? I ask the sky blue hared woman in front of me telepathically.



You know the answer to that little pumpkin. She says to me, but I interrupt her before she can continue.



Don't call me that. My name is Kitsuni now…I have no need for nicknames. I tell her, still using telepathy to communicate.



I know. Your mother misses you…she just wanted me to check up on you…so how are you doing? She asks me, but I just cross my arms.



If mother really wanted to see how I was doing then why doesn't she come here herself and ask me? I asked her, faking the hurt in my voice.



You know that answer…she is mortal now, and is unable to visit you like I can…now back to the original subject. She said, not wanting to go further in the subject.



I doing fine, the people here are very hospitable, and caring. I found out that the Prince was not the only Saiyijin on this planet…other than that there is nothing interesting going on around here. I said, not really enthusiastic about it.



Anything else you might want to tell me? She asks me, and I immediately get angry with her for implying that.



Tsunami…how dare you read my thoughts without my permission!! You know that I hate that, you might be a goddess but those doses not give you the right to look into my head like your reading any old book! The nerve! I spat out at her, obviously angered.



Oh…I'm hurt…since when did you grow accustom to calling me by my name…? Your suppose to call me aunt…or auntie…anything but my name, pumpkin. She says to me in a hurt tone of voice, but I get even more angrier at her…Geez, the one person in the whole universe that knows just how to push my buttons is that aunt of mine…ooooooooo how I dislike her for that.



I already. Told. You. My. Name. Is. Kitsuni……SO STOP CALLING ME THAT ALREADY!! I say to her, venom dripping in my voice. Man why does she always have to annoy me when we meet…why can't it be like normal nieces and aunts who just hug each other when they meet? Nope, I have to be apart of a deformed family where I have 4 different dads and 1 mad scientist as a mom and a Goddess for an aunt! There is only so much a girl can take right? Or maybe it's just the Saiyijin blood coursing threw my veins that makes me think this way and get enraged really quick.



Alright, I'll stop…come over here and give your auntie a hug! The blue hared woman says over enthusiastically, I just shrug my shoulders and comply…one lesson I've learned in life, never say no to an over happy aunt who just happens to have the universe as her foot stool.



All this mushy stuff is making me hungry. Can you go now so that I can wake up and get something to eat? I asked nicely, not wanting to upset her.



Ok, I'll go now…but I'll be back. She says to me, she then slowly fades away, and I can feel myself waking up.



~*~Original POV~*~

"Man, meeting my aunt always makes me hungry…oh, what time is it?" Kitsuni asks herself as she glances at the clock on the night stand, as she gets out of bed. "1:30am." She then makes her way out of the room and into the hall way, passing the bed room where Goten and Trunks are sleeping, and decided to take a peek. 'They look so angelic when they're sleeping, no one would even suspect that they are renegade alien adolescence living here on planet earth.' She thought, and then she was reminded of her hunger when her stomach growled, making her walk out of the room and into the kitchen downstairs. (not even noticing the form sleeping on the couch.) "A huge sandwich ought to do." She stated, getting out the ingredients for the job at hand, the making of the perfect sandwich.



~*~*~After She Finished Eating~*~*~

"Mmmmmmm."



'What was that?' Kitsuni's mind asked, when she heard some sort of……moaning? She got up and made her way towards where she thought the sound was coming from, needless do say that she was taken aback when she found the source, Gohan.

He was laying on his back, one hand behind his head and the other flung off of the couch, with a smirk sprouting from his lips. The covers that had been on him were thrown aside onto the floor…reviling his sculptured body, and well defined torso and lower abdomen. (he was warring boxers.) For a while she just stood there and stared at him, really wanting to look away but found the sight much too interesting to do that. After about 10 minutes she snapped out of it and went to where the covers had been thrown, bending down and picking them up, she then proceeded to cover the sleeping handsome demi-Saiyijin.

When she did cover him something very unexpected happened. As soon as she let the cover go the limp hand that was flung off the couch came to life and grabbed her from around the waist, and effortlessly brought her to rest on top of its master, in one swift powerful wisp.



'OH NO, LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED YOU IDIOT!!' Her mind screamed at her, Causing her face to go blood red in embarrassment.



~*~*~At The Look-Out~*~*~

"I can't believe it! She's the niece of one of the three goddesses!! Oh no! What will happen when she gets here?! She'll take one look at the zit empire that lives on my face and gag! I'll be the laughing stock of all of the Guardians and Kis of the Universe!! What will become of me? I'll be thrown into the lake of embarrassments for all eternity!!" Dende said loudly as he walked up and down in a line, like most people do when there nervous or waiting.

"There's only one thing I can think of that may help me now." Dende announced, stopping dead in his tracks and drawing in a breath to summon the wise one. "MR. POPO!" The green teenager screeched, making the genie like person to come to his master.



"You called Dende?" He asked.



"I need you to do your 'special treatment for the banishing of the zit from hell and its descendants' immediately!" Dende commanded.



"No, not the 'Special Treatment For The Banishing Of The Zit From Hell And Its Descendants!'" Mr. Popo said in horror.



"Yes. Now do it!" Dende ordered roughly.



"Ok, you asked for it." Mr. Popo said in an If-this-hurts-just-remember- that-you-wanted-it way.





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I know I left it at an awful cliffhanger but…you know…I just gotta keep you guys guessing, or else the fun is all out of the story.

Today is Friday May 17, 2002, and I only got out 7 chapters in these two weeks of updating…when I promised you all 10…

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, OH GREAT REVIEWERS OF THE 6TH DIMENSION!! I AM NOT WORTHY OF WRITING SUCH A STORY WHICH I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH!!

What's that? You do forgive me? THANK YOU!!



I'll update this story again on the 3rd of June, What will I be doing in the meanwhile you ask? I'll be updating my other story, "If You're Not There" for two weeks.

You guys would just make my day if you would go and read it and review that story. (If You're Not There)

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