Disclaimer: I do not in any way own DBZ or any of its characters, I also do not own Mary Kay. Any ways, here are the ages:

Gohan: 17

Goku: Other World

Goten: 11 1/2

Trunks: 12

Kitsuni: 17

(I know, I know, I made Goten and Trunks older but hey, It will make the story better.)

Key:

"…."= Talking

'…'= Thinking

^…^= Telepathy

~*~= Different seen

(…)= Author's Note

***= song lyrics/noise/sound

ON WITH THE STORY!

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SPECIAL THANKS TO:

DarkMistressAngel—(I sooo love your reviews! And thanks for your hopping for my brother to get better, but sadly I think he's getting worse. ( )

Kyro—(BAND CAMP!! Ach! You've gotta be kidding me, …poor you, did they fill your head with nothing but …*gulp* music stuff?)

FOR REVIEWING!!

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"Wow, its huge!" Kitsuni exclaimed as she observed.



"Well are we going to stare at it all day or are we going inside?" Chichi asked, getting the attention of the copper headed girl.



The trio of females walked in to the enormous mall, (I want to go to!) and made their first stop at a huge bathing suite department of the mall. They all walked in and were greeted immediately by the sales lady.



"May I help you Mrs. Briefs?" The mid-aged burnet hared woman asked politely when she saw the President of Capsule Corp. looking around.



"Wow, they even know you by name here." Kitsuni stated to no one in particular.



"She must come here a lot." Chichi whispered to the tailed girl, making her giggle in pure enjoyment.



"Yes actually, I'm looking for the perfect bathing suit for her, has anything new arrive?" Bulma asked, motioning to Kitsuni as she spoke to the lady.



"Oh yes, a new customer, wait here while I get the measuring tape!" The over excited woman said, heading over to a counter to get the desired utensil. "Why don't you go ahead into the dressing room, I'll be there in a sec." She said, addressing Kitsuni.



"Alright." The tail barring girl said quietly, walking over to a changing room with the ravin hared mother and the azure hared princess in tow.



"We'll wait out here, while you get measured and fitted." Bulma said, leaning against the wall of the hall that led to fitting rooms.



The brunet lady then came into the fitting room where Kitsuni was waiting with a note pad in hand and started taking measurements.

"Bust size: 36 inches, waist: 23 ½ inches, hips: 36 inches. Did you know, that you have perfect proportions, wow…this means that you can ware any kind of swim ware you choose!" The bubbly woman announced loudly.



"I don't know what's the big deal…I was created like this, for the Prince of Vegeta-sei." Kitsuni said to the lady who just seem to be way too preoccupied with getting every singe bikini in the store for her to try on.



"Well for what ever reason, who cares…you know, so many girls would kill to have your body." The woman stated, putting a pile of bikinis in front of Kitsuni to try on. (Ok, I forgot to mention this but Kitsuni's tail is hidden inside her shirt, wrapped around her waist.) The spiky hared girl looked at the pile of garments and winced.



"I detest the colors pink, neon green, mustard yellow, and this…whatever you call it." Kitsuni announced, picking out every bikini that had those colors and throwing them aside. She also didn't like the ones with "scenery" on them, but because the stack of swim ware was shrinking drastically she was urged by the brunet woman to at least try them on.

All the colors that were left in the pile of skimpy bathing suits were black, white, blue, red, a swede colored brown, and one with cherries against a black background, and one bright yellow, although Kitsuni really wanted to put that one in the "no" pile.



"Alright, why don't you go try them on?" Chichi suggested, not feeling comfortable with leaving her boys with Vegeta for a very long time.



~*~At Capsule Corporation's main compound/The house~*~

"THAT'S THE LAST MINUTE I WAIT FOR MY DAMN FOOD!! I'm GOING TO BLOW THAT PIZZA GUY INTO OBLIVION FOR MAKING ME, THE PRINCE OF SAIYIJINS, THE MOST POWERFUL MAN LIVING IN THE UNIVERSE, WAIT FOR HIS FOOD!!! Vegeta, the Prince declared, fuming. Gohan could have sworn that he saw smoke come out of the enraged Prince's ears. Vegeta walked towards the front door and opened it to go look for the bakamono of a pizza guy, and blast him into the next dimension for making him wait so unbearably long for third class food. But as he opened it he found the little freak with the abomination of a uniform standing there with his finger getting ready to ring the doorbell.



"Whoa dude, are you, like, a physic or something?" The pimple faced, surfer guy accented pizza boy asked the enraged Saiyijin, only to achieve to get the Prince's blood to boil and overflow.



"Give. Me. My. Food. Now." Vegeta commanded, not waiting another second and just snatched the 200 extra large pizzas from the pizza guy, placed them on the table and raised his hand to blast that no good slacker into the next dimension.



"Wait Dad! There are things so much worse than death." Trunks said with an evil gleam in his eye. (Ok, I know that sounds evil…ok VERY evil…but hey, on the job accidents do happen…right? And besides, when a Saiyijin is starving there's no telling what he/she might do. ^^; )



"Why don't we accidentally have Gohan smash the baka's feet…with the pizza guy's company car! He doesn't have his driver's license yet so, I think it would definitely work." Goten suggested enthusiastically, in a hey-this- sounds-like-fun tone of voice while he pranced around the now scared surfer/pizza guy. (I hope you all know what baka means. ^-^ but if you don't it means stupid or idiot in Japanese.)



"And then we can take a wrong turn when we to take him to the medical wing of the house and instead drop him inside the gravity room while I just happen to be training… IN 350 TIMES EARTH'S GRAVITY!!" Vegeta said, as he towered over the bakamono and gave him the "lazy eye". (Bakamono is Japanese for: Stupid thing)



~*~At the Look Out~*~

"Step one is now compleat, now on to the next part." Mr. Popo announced, cinder blocks appearing from thin air.

"Just relax, here lay your head right on this hard pillow." Mr. Popo coaxed, making the head wrapped guardian comply.



*WHAM, GRIND, GRIND!!*



"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dende shouted from between two cinder blocks that were grinding his head into nothing but a flat cookie looking thing.



"There, now on to the next step." Mr. Popo declared, his red lipped smile never leaving his face.





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Oooooooooooo, I wonder which bikini Kitsuni will choose, which ever one she dose choose is sure to have a good effect on all of the guys…on that you can be sure of!

Should I feel sorry for the pizza guy?…Nah! I hope that Vegeta and the others get to torture him so bad he'll have nightmares for a year! (Heheh, if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm pretending that the pizza guy is the Bakamono that messed my brother up.)

Well what can I say? Dende asked for it when he said that he wanted a blemish-less green face I guess he didn't know all of the torturous events that followed. -_-



I DARE YOU ALL TO PRESS THE PRITTY BLUE BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE SCREEN AND HELP ME FIGHT AGAINST THE WRITER'S BLOCK FAIRY!



Thank you,

Kioko