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not own Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
If you want to know the ages, then check out one of the previous chapters
Key:
".."= Talking
'.'= Thinking
^.^= Telepathy
~*~= Different seen
(.)= Author's Note
***= song lyrics/noise/sound
ON WITH THE STORY!
Special thanks to:
Kyro
Otepoti
(no name)
For reviewing!
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"Alright, why don't you go try them on?" Chichi suggested, not feeling comfortable with leaving her boys with Vegeta for a very long time.
"Fine." Kitsuni said, halfheartedly not understanding why the brunette hared woman expected her to be enthusiastic about warring what these humans called swim ware. 'I don't think I'll ever understand these humans and their strange ways.these so called swim suits do practically nothing to shield the body from the water.so what's the point in warring them?' She thought, as she slipped into one of the bikinis. She took one look in the mirror and immediately did not like what she saw, but just to make Chichi happy she was willing to go through with this. so she walked out of the dressing room and was met with three women starring at her with there mouths agape. "Jeez if it looks that bad then I'll take it off." Kitsuni stated, after an agitating long silence.
"No, its not that-" Chichi started to say but was cut off by an over bubbly brunette.
"YOU LOOK SO AMAZING!" The dark brown hared woman announced, jumping and throwing her hands in the air to add effect to what she said, earning a well deserved classic anime sweat drop from the three female spectators.
"Um.I'm thinking, no.I don't like this one.If anything I like the black one and the white sparkle one and I can live with the Swede brown and red swim suits too, but this one.I think not." The now exposed tailed Saiyijin girl said pointing down to the cherry print bikini.
"You know what, I like that tail thing that you're warring, it makes you look very exotic." The sales lady said, drawing everyone's attention to the furry appendage that the unruly hared girl had.
"Tail thing? No, see I'm not warring it.it's a part of-" Kitsuni started but was cut off by the signals that the azure hared woman and her opposite hared friend were frantically sending her way. "Never mind." She finished, making both the ravin-hared mother and azure hared beauty exhale the breath that they were unconsciously holding.
"Ok, well I think you should take the black, white, brown, and red bikinis. They all look absolutely stunning on you, and besides.you can never have enough swim ware." The sales woman said with excitement laced in her high feminine voice.
"Alrighty then, just put it all on my account alright." Bulma said as she gathered all of the garments and placed them on the counter to pay for them all, she just wanted to get out of here already so that she could get a little extras in the girls first mall experience. "I'm guessing that the only things you have to ware is your armor and what your warring right now, am I correct?" Bulma asked the girl, getting a look in her eye that suggested that she wanted to do a lot more then just shop for swim ware.
"Well, I'm borrowing something to sleep in too." The girl said shyly, a blush tinting her cheeks when she remembered last night's events (again).
"I'm also guessing that you have no undergarments too.I mean being new to the whole earth thing I think I should treat you to a shopping spree on my account what do you say?" Bulma said, getting a mischievous spark in her eyes, signaling that now she had an excuse for buying a bunch of new undies for herself. 'I wouldn't have to buy new panties so often if Vegeta wouldn't be tarring them all of the time.' She thought, a blush staining her cheeks to match the one of the young Saiyijin female.
"You're right, I have no undergarments what so ever." The blushing Saiyijin girl said quietly, obviously shy of speaking of such things.
"Then its settled, Victoria's Secret here we come!" Bulma said loud enough for a few select people around them to hear and blush.
"Why don't you just say it a little bit louder so that everyone in this blasted mall can hear you!?" Chichi said, not liking the attention that they were receiving. "CAN'T ANYONE SHOP WITHOUT PEOPLE STARING THEM DOWN!?" The ravin hared woman screeched, scaring off all of the admirers that they had gained through Bulma's rather loud announcement.
~*~Ok, I'll cut down the whole mall experience just for all of my male fans.and get back to Vegeta and the other's just for all of you people that don't enjoy malls. ~*~
"No, no more! I'll die.man, I'm s-sorry for *ACK*-" The pizza guy choked out, no longer standing the intense pressure on his entire self because of the high gravity settings inside Vegeta's favorite place to train. (Or the "Gravity Room" as everyone calls it.)
"MAKING ME, VEGETA THE PRINCE OF SAYIJINS, WAIT SO LONG FOR MY BLASTED LOW CLASS FOOD!!!!!" The flamed shaped ebony hared Prince finished the sentence for the weak little pizza guy, as he picked him up by his shoulder length sun kissed hair. "Weaklings like you are what I detest, you're no fun to torture if you can't defend yourself. Run as fast as you can to your little mother before I change my mind and blow your pitiful sorry excuse for a human self into the next dimension." Vegeta said, dragging the little surfer accented teenager to the exit of the gravity room, opened the door, and threw him out. 'I'm going soft, and its all of that Woman's fault.' Vegeta thought, as he closed the door and walked to the gravity machine and cranked it up to 900 times earth's gravity to get some semi intense training done before Bulma's party.
~*~Inside the Living Room~*~ "So.looks like Vegeta let the guy get off easy." Gohan said, noting the sound of the front door shutting with a loud thud.
"He must have liked the food or something cause Vegeta never goes easy on me or Trunks when we pull pranks on him. And believe me, it's ten times worse when he's had nothing to eat for a long while." Goten said, remembering the last time he had his butt kicked into a bloody pulp along with Trunks because they had both ticked him off.
"Nah, I don't think it was the food.," Trunks said, casting his gaze towards the floor and a noticeable blush tinting his cheeks.
Gohan took one look at the way Trunks whole deportment changed from relaxed and casual to totally demure when the short set of words escaped his mouth and knew exactly why, which in turn caused a slight coloring to come onto his rather pail face. Goten on the other hand was clueless when it came to these kind of things, which meant that he would defiantly bombard the young lilac hared boy with a bunch of questions.
"So then what was it?" Goten asked, a thoughtful confused look plastered on his face.
"Gosh Goten, you're so clueless." Trunks said, slightly annoyed at his friend because of the fact that he was so.inquisitive and dumbfounded when it came to these kind of things. 'Oh well, he'll have to find out some time.' He thought, rendering hopeless and forced to explain what he meant.
"Yeah, but that's why I have you and Gohan to tell me what's going on." The spiky hared boy announced, displaying the infamous Son Grin upon his happy features.
***CRASH*** "Guess mom's home." Trunks stated upon hearing that the front door burst open. 'Thank goodness for the interruption.maybe now I can get away with not telling him what I meant.' He thought, exhaling a breath he didn't know he had been holding.
"I'M HOME!" Bulma declared, walking in to the house with Chichi and Kitsuni in tow. "Boys, why don's you all go and get the bags out of the car for us, and put them in one of the guest rooms for Kitsuni." Bulma said, putting her own bags of clothing on the couch deciding to put them in her room later.
"Alright." Gohan stated, getting up form his sitting position and proceeded to head out the door to bring in the bags, the two younger boys trailing behind him reluctantly.
"I'll be there in a minute to help you out, right now I really gotta go." Kitsuni said rather loudly and in a desperate tone of voice as she ran to the closest down stairs restroom to go potty. (#1 if your wondering.)
"Er.Ok." Gohan said before closing the front door behind himself and the two boys behind him.
"I like her Gohan, I think she should be my new sister, don't you Trunks?" Goten asked once they were outside in the front yard, a big grin appearing on his face when he saw Gohan's reaction.
"WHAT!?" Gohan shouted, his face turning red as soon as the words escaped his little brothers mouth.
"You know, I'm going to have to agree with Goten, Gohan, you and Kitsuni make such a stunning couple." Trunks said, looking at the blushing older demi-Saiyijin with sly silted eyes, and a smirk to match.
"You two.Ugh, just help me unload the car will 'ya." Gohan growled out, his left eyebrow twitching in annoyance as he opened the car's trunk to get the bags of various articles of (unknown) items.
"Geez, what did you two say to get him all fluffed up like that guys?" Kitsuni asked, as she swept a stray lock of hair out of her eyes then made her way towards Gohan to help him get the stuff out of the car.
"I just said that I'd really like you to be my sis-"
***WHAM***
Goten had just stared to explain when Gohan suddenly pounced on him, knocking his little brother onto the hard sidewalk, and crushed his mouth shut with both his hands placing his entire body weight against Goten's (big) mouth.
"SHUT IT GOTEN!" Gohan roared, saliva coming out of his mouth and landing on his brother because of the intensity of the verbal power he displayed.
"HEY! You don't have to go and crush my face, I get the idea!" Goten shouted back after he had gotten free from his older brother's facial targeted body slam.
"Well it usually takes a few well placed head smacks for you to understand a lot of things." Trunks stated, not at all affected by the scene before him considering that he witnessed this kind of brotherly bonding daily. (^- ^) Kitsuni on the other hand was biting on her bottom lip to keep from laughing her head off at such behavior.
"You guys make a great impersonation of the three stooges!" Kitsuni stated, giggles making their way to grace the hearing of the three demi-Saiyijins before her. The two brothers looked at each other, then back at Kitsuni who was currently giggling so much that she held on to the car's bumper to keep herself from falling on the floor rolling in laughter, and put on their father's signature pose. (You know? One hand behind the head, and that infamous grin.)
"That cheesy huh? I was hoping we would at least make it to "ED, EDD, and EDDY" standards.hummm. I guess we should try a little harder next time." Goten said out loud, causing everyone to turn and look at him, then look at each other before they all started to laugh with their heads thrown all the way back, enjoying the moment.
~*~After the laughing subsided~*~ "Whoo, Ok, why don't we get these bags inside?" Kitsuni suggested, pointing to the trunk full of endless mountains of shopping bags, with her thumb.
"Yeah, ok." Gohan said, joining the tailed girl that was currently pulling something out of the car's trunk. He then grabbed a few bags and started to walk towards the house unaware of the sly look Trunks had on his face. I guess you can say that Gohan, being that he hardly ever went to the mall, didn't know what the store called Victoria's Secret sold. So he wasn't at all concerned when he picked up a bunch of pink and creamed striped bags.that is until Trunks decided to trip him using his turbo-speed.
***OOF***
As you may have guessed Gohan did fall, and to make matters worse, every single thing that was inside that bags that he held were scattered all around him (and a few were actually on him, much to his embarrassment.)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ok, that's all for now. I just want to tell you guys that.well.I have no more inspiration for this story so. I'm not going to update in a long time. Probably a month or two. BUT DO NOT WORRY! WHEN SCHOOL STARTS I WILL HAVE AN ALL NEW STORY OUT, IT WILL BE A BRA/GOTEN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!! I know you will all enjoy it, I'll get the first chapter out August the 19, so PLEASE READ IT! I haven't come up with a name for my new story (the Bra/Goten story) yet.but I can give you all a bit of information about it: Bra comes from a very prestigious family, which is expected because her father is the King of Vegeta-sei. By a sudden twist of fate she ends up in third class territory, where the only Saiyijins there are nothing but building slaves, and mud makers. While she's there she decides to take on a new personal slave since her brother, the first crown Prince of Vegeta-sei, recently killed the one she had. Her eyes then fall upon a dirty young man that was currently mixing the mud and straw together with his endless mud dance. (A.k.a. the constant pumping of legs in to the mud.) She whispers a few words to the head taskmaster, who was of second class that she is in need of a new personal slave, as she points to our unsuspecting Goten. If you want to read more, then PLEASE stop by on August 19!!!
Over and out, Kioko
"Alright, why don't you go try them on?" Chichi suggested, not feeling comfortable with leaving her boys with Vegeta for a very long time.
"Fine." Kitsuni said, halfheartedly not understanding why the brunette hared woman expected her to be enthusiastic about warring what these humans called swim ware. 'I don't think I'll ever understand these humans and their strange ways.these so called swim suits do practically nothing to shield the body from the water.so what's the point in warring them?' She thought, as she slipped into one of the bikinis. She took one look in the mirror and immediately did not like what she saw, but just to make Chichi happy she was willing to go through with this. so she walked out of the dressing room and was met with three women starring at her with there mouths agape. "Jeez if it looks that bad then I'll take it off." Kitsuni stated, after an agitating long silence.
"No, its not that-" Chichi started to say but was cut off by an over bubbly brunette.
"YOU LOOK SO AMAZING!" The dark brown hared woman announced, jumping and throwing her hands in the air to add effect to what she said, earning a well deserved classic anime sweat drop from the three female spectators.
"Um.I'm thinking, no.I don't like this one.If anything I like the black one and the white sparkle one and I can live with the Swede brown and red swim suits too, but this one.I think not." The now exposed tailed Saiyijin girl said pointing down to the cherry print bikini.
"You know what, I like that tail thing that you're warring, it makes you look very exotic." The sales lady said, drawing everyone's attention to the furry appendage that the unruly hared girl had.
"Tail thing? No, see I'm not warring it.it's a part of-" Kitsuni started but was cut off by the signals that the azure hared woman and her opposite hared friend were frantically sending her way. "Never mind." She finished, making both the ravin-hared mother and azure hared beauty exhale the breath that they were unconsciously holding.
"Ok, well I think you should take the black, white, brown, and red bikinis. They all look absolutely stunning on you, and besides.you can never have enough swim ware." The sales woman said with excitement laced in her high feminine voice.
"Alrighty then, just put it all on my account alright." Bulma said as she gathered all of the garments and placed them on the counter to pay for them all, she just wanted to get out of here already so that she could get a little extras in the girls first mall experience. "I'm guessing that the only things you have to ware is your armor and what your warring right now, am I correct?" Bulma asked the girl, getting a look in her eye that suggested that she wanted to do a lot more then just shop for swim ware.
"Well, I'm borrowing something to sleep in too." The girl said shyly, a blush tinting her cheeks when she remembered last night's events (again).
"I'm also guessing that you have no undergarments too.I mean being new to the whole earth thing I think I should treat you to a shopping spree on my account what do you say?" Bulma said, getting a mischievous spark in her eyes, signaling that now she had an excuse for buying a bunch of new undies for herself. 'I wouldn't have to buy new panties so often if Vegeta wouldn't be tarring them all of the time.' She thought, a blush staining her cheeks to match the one of the young Saiyijin female.
"You're right, I have no undergarments what so ever." The blushing Saiyijin girl said quietly, obviously shy of speaking of such things.
"Then its settled, Victoria's Secret here we come!" Bulma said loud enough for a few select people around them to hear and blush.
"Why don't you just say it a little bit louder so that everyone in this blasted mall can hear you!?" Chichi said, not liking the attention that they were receiving. "CAN'T ANYONE SHOP WITHOUT PEOPLE STARING THEM DOWN!?" The ravin hared woman screeched, scaring off all of the admirers that they had gained through Bulma's rather loud announcement.
~*~Ok, I'll cut down the whole mall experience just for all of my male fans.and get back to Vegeta and the other's just for all of you people that don't enjoy malls. ~*~
"No, no more! I'll die.man, I'm s-sorry for *ACK*-" The pizza guy choked out, no longer standing the intense pressure on his entire self because of the high gravity settings inside Vegeta's favorite place to train. (Or the "Gravity Room" as everyone calls it.)
"MAKING ME, VEGETA THE PRINCE OF SAYIJINS, WAIT SO LONG FOR MY BLASTED LOW CLASS FOOD!!!!!" The flamed shaped ebony hared Prince finished the sentence for the weak little pizza guy, as he picked him up by his shoulder length sun kissed hair. "Weaklings like you are what I detest, you're no fun to torture if you can't defend yourself. Run as fast as you can to your little mother before I change my mind and blow your pitiful sorry excuse for a human self into the next dimension." Vegeta said, dragging the little surfer accented teenager to the exit of the gravity room, opened the door, and threw him out. 'I'm going soft, and its all of that Woman's fault.' Vegeta thought, as he closed the door and walked to the gravity machine and cranked it up to 900 times earth's gravity to get some semi intense training done before Bulma's party.
~*~Inside the Living Room~*~ "So.looks like Vegeta let the guy get off easy." Gohan said, noting the sound of the front door shutting with a loud thud.
"He must have liked the food or something cause Vegeta never goes easy on me or Trunks when we pull pranks on him. And believe me, it's ten times worse when he's had nothing to eat for a long while." Goten said, remembering the last time he had his butt kicked into a bloody pulp along with Trunks because they had both ticked him off.
"Nah, I don't think it was the food.," Trunks said, casting his gaze towards the floor and a noticeable blush tinting his cheeks.
Gohan took one look at the way Trunks whole deportment changed from relaxed and casual to totally demure when the short set of words escaped his mouth and knew exactly why, which in turn caused a slight coloring to come onto his rather pail face. Goten on the other hand was clueless when it came to these kind of things, which meant that he would defiantly bombard the young lilac hared boy with a bunch of questions.
"So then what was it?" Goten asked, a thoughtful confused look plastered on his face.
"Gosh Goten, you're so clueless." Trunks said, slightly annoyed at his friend because of the fact that he was so.inquisitive and dumbfounded when it came to these kind of things. 'Oh well, he'll have to find out some time.' He thought, rendering hopeless and forced to explain what he meant.
"Yeah, but that's why I have you and Gohan to tell me what's going on." The spiky hared boy announced, displaying the infamous Son Grin upon his happy features.
***CRASH*** "Guess mom's home." Trunks stated upon hearing that the front door burst open. 'Thank goodness for the interruption.maybe now I can get away with not telling him what I meant.' He thought, exhaling a breath he didn't know he had been holding.
"I'M HOME!" Bulma declared, walking in to the house with Chichi and Kitsuni in tow. "Boys, why don's you all go and get the bags out of the car for us, and put them in one of the guest rooms for Kitsuni." Bulma said, putting her own bags of clothing on the couch deciding to put them in her room later.
"Alright." Gohan stated, getting up form his sitting position and proceeded to head out the door to bring in the bags, the two younger boys trailing behind him reluctantly.
"I'll be there in a minute to help you out, right now I really gotta go." Kitsuni said rather loudly and in a desperate tone of voice as she ran to the closest down stairs restroom to go potty. (#1 if your wondering.)
"Er.Ok." Gohan said before closing the front door behind himself and the two boys behind him.
"I like her Gohan, I think she should be my new sister, don't you Trunks?" Goten asked once they were outside in the front yard, a big grin appearing on his face when he saw Gohan's reaction.
"WHAT!?" Gohan shouted, his face turning red as soon as the words escaped his little brothers mouth.
"You know, I'm going to have to agree with Goten, Gohan, you and Kitsuni make such a stunning couple." Trunks said, looking at the blushing older demi-Saiyijin with sly silted eyes, and a smirk to match.
"You two.Ugh, just help me unload the car will 'ya." Gohan growled out, his left eyebrow twitching in annoyance as he opened the car's trunk to get the bags of various articles of (unknown) items.
"Geez, what did you two say to get him all fluffed up like that guys?" Kitsuni asked, as she swept a stray lock of hair out of her eyes then made her way towards Gohan to help him get the stuff out of the car.
"I just said that I'd really like you to be my sis-"
***WHAM***
Goten had just stared to explain when Gohan suddenly pounced on him, knocking his little brother onto the hard sidewalk, and crushed his mouth shut with both his hands placing his entire body weight against Goten's (big) mouth.
"SHUT IT GOTEN!" Gohan roared, saliva coming out of his mouth and landing on his brother because of the intensity of the verbal power he displayed.
"HEY! You don't have to go and crush my face, I get the idea!" Goten shouted back after he had gotten free from his older brother's facial targeted body slam.
"Well it usually takes a few well placed head smacks for you to understand a lot of things." Trunks stated, not at all affected by the scene before him considering that he witnessed this kind of brotherly bonding daily. (^- ^) Kitsuni on the other hand was biting on her bottom lip to keep from laughing her head off at such behavior.
"You guys make a great impersonation of the three stooges!" Kitsuni stated, giggles making their way to grace the hearing of the three demi-Saiyijins before her. The two brothers looked at each other, then back at Kitsuni who was currently giggling so much that she held on to the car's bumper to keep herself from falling on the floor rolling in laughter, and put on their father's signature pose. (You know? One hand behind the head, and that infamous grin.)
"That cheesy huh? I was hoping we would at least make it to "ED, EDD, and EDDY" standards.hummm. I guess we should try a little harder next time." Goten said out loud, causing everyone to turn and look at him, then look at each other before they all started to laugh with their heads thrown all the way back, enjoying the moment.
~*~After the laughing subsided~*~ "Whoo, Ok, why don't we get these bags inside?" Kitsuni suggested, pointing to the trunk full of endless mountains of shopping bags, with her thumb.
"Yeah, ok." Gohan said, joining the tailed girl that was currently pulling something out of the car's trunk. He then grabbed a few bags and started to walk towards the house unaware of the sly look Trunks had on his face. I guess you can say that Gohan, being that he hardly ever went to the mall, didn't know what the store called Victoria's Secret sold. So he wasn't at all concerned when he picked up a bunch of pink and creamed striped bags.that is until Trunks decided to trip him using his turbo-speed.
***OOF***
As you may have guessed Gohan did fall, and to make matters worse, every single thing that was inside that bags that he held were scattered all around him (and a few were actually on him, much to his embarrassment.)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ok, that's all for now. I just want to tell you guys that.well.I have no more inspiration for this story so. I'm not going to update in a long time. Probably a month or two. BUT DO NOT WORRY! WHEN SCHOOL STARTS I WILL HAVE AN ALL NEW STORY OUT, IT WILL BE A BRA/GOTEN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!! I know you will all enjoy it, I'll get the first chapter out August the 19, so PLEASE READ IT! I haven't come up with a name for my new story (the Bra/Goten story) yet.but I can give you all a bit of information about it: Bra comes from a very prestigious family, which is expected because her father is the King of Vegeta-sei. By a sudden twist of fate she ends up in third class territory, where the only Saiyijins there are nothing but building slaves, and mud makers. While she's there she decides to take on a new personal slave since her brother, the first crown Prince of Vegeta-sei, recently killed the one she had. Her eyes then fall upon a dirty young man that was currently mixing the mud and straw together with his endless mud dance. (A.k.a. the constant pumping of legs in to the mud.) She whispers a few words to the head taskmaster, who was of second class that she is in need of a new personal slave, as she points to our unsuspecting Goten. If you want to read more, then PLEASE stop by on August 19!!!
Over and out, Kioko