Later that day
At the Nagi Hospital
Momo soon went over the place that the boy had give her direction, it was an abandoned and creepy hospital that looked like it hasn't had any human life inside for decades. Just being in that place alone made her feel totally scared.
"What is this place? Its freaking me ooooout! Where's the UFO spot?!'' Asked Momo while talking to the boy.
"Its call Nagi Hospital its an abandoned hospital that has become a sanctuary for aliens. If you summon a UFO on the rooftop you'll get abducted!' Said the boy over the phone.
"What do you mean abducted?!'' Asked her.
"The aliens will take you on board their ship and perform experiments on you.'' Said the boy.
"Hang on! You've been experimenting on, too!?'' Asked Momo.
"Its possible I have! Most people who get abducted have their memories wiped afterwards.'' Said the boy.
"Hold it, bucko. You've never seen a UFO, have you?' 'Asked Momo.
"Have you ever heard of regressive hypnosis?'' Asked the boy.
"Don't dodge the question.'' Said Momo with a raised eyebrow.
"It doesn't matter whether I've seen them or not! All that matters is that I have a good argument.'' Said the boy all annoyed.
"Shaddup. Anyway, how things on your end?'' Asked Momo.
"Well….'' Said him on the other side of the phone.
On his side the occultist was in front of an abandoned tunnel which many people said it was haunted. He was already scared of getting in.
"I am here…to prove you wrong at once and for all!'' Said him shaking it up.
"Oh, you're definitely going to see something. This place is famous on the internet.'' Said Momo.
While they go around each place they got to know each other a little better, although Momo talked more. She explained since her grandma was a psychic she had a great knowledge over paranormal stuff, being raised by her since a little kid all that teaching really stood up with her. She even told about a weird symbol she had to do every day while walking to school which made kids around her neighborhood make fun of her, because of this humiliation Ayase and her grandma had some really heated argument, but despite this she learned to forgive her and continue to have faith on her since she was what's left of her family. The oculist boy heard all that and was all moved by all that.
"So what about you? Why do you believe in aliens?'; Asked Momo.
"Ah no reason.'' Said the occultist.
"Reeeeally? None at all?'' Asked Momo now being interested.
"Do I need a reason to like what I like?'' Asked the occultist.
"Obviously.'' Said Momo all annoyed.
"Well If I had to start I…''' Said the occultist talking while he was walking over the tunnel.
Then it appears, while walking he saw what looked like an old old old woman, she looked like over 100 years old, she had really bad skin, long white hair and some crazy eyes. That enough would be enough to give you a heart attack but what she said next was even creepier.
"Uh?'' Asked the occultist in shock.
"I'll let you suckle my titties. Now let me suck your dick!'' Said the woman in a creepy tone and of course the occultist ran off.
"AAAAH! Ghost!'' Scream him while holding his phone and Momo heard everything.
"Wait! Don't run away!'' Scream her.
"No! It can't be! That's just some old lady! It has to be! Just some old lady!'' Scream the occultist running.
"Stop no! O…cu...stop!'' Scream Momo over the phone even tough it was breaking off.
"I just ran into some horny old cougar. That's all, I mistook her for a ghost! I will go home and call the police on her!'' Scream the oculist on his bike ready to go off.
"No! You cant let that thing overtake you! If the turbo granny outruns you…you'll be curse!'' Scream Momo over the phone.
"Turbo what?'' Asked the occultist in shock.
Then while he was riding his bike that wretched old hag appeared in front of him, she had outrun him and now a curse was planted. The phone went silent and Momo was now worried.
"Hey! Can you hear me occult boy?! Helooo! Answer me!' Ugh you've gotta be kidding me! I guess I won but now I have to deal with a curse, I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid while I am…'' Said her running off.
As she ran she is stopped by creepy looking man that look more like some ugly side character in a Korean Manga than real people.
"What!'' Said her as she desperately ran away from those people who soon catch her.
Momo felt her clothes be ripped out of her body as her eyes turned black.
"She'll do.'' Said one of the creppy looking people.
The next following events were what both Momo and the occultist could describe as one bad lunatic experience. For starters Momo was indeed kind pared or in her case abducted by an alien species called The Serpo really odd looking beings that had the worst human disguised since a ninja turtle on a trench coat. They were going to pretty much abuse Momo and impregnate her to see what would happen with a hybrid of their species and a human, Momo tried to ran away but they were holding her tightly and with a good amount of force.
Before she thought it was her end the salvation came, the occultist indeed got cursed by Turbo Granny but he was able to travel from his spot to the place where she was being captive of the ship of the Serpos in any case of UFO. The occultist tried hard to fight back the curse, but Momo advised him to use to their advantage to escape this mess.
While she thought at first that the two had an advantage the Serpo show their secret weapon, Psychic attack which made the occult unable to move. Momo in horror saw that poor boy now cursed and ready to be killed by aliens, the occultist than explained to Momo that he was glad that he meet her because she was the first person who ever stood up to him over his entire life.
Momo desperately tried anything to save him and then she remembered teaching by her grandma. She soon awakens something powerful, her own psychic powers which could be equal to the Serpos. Using her newfound powers Momo was able to finishing off the Serpos but now she had Turbo Granny to worry about it. While she and the Yokai fought she used her new founds powers on the oculist to try take her away. However, there was something off, Momo was able to make the occultist go back to normal but he wasn't feeling right as a menacing cloud hover above the two.
Momo saw that cloud as a spiral and turned into something more sinister, she knew what was that.
"Turbo Granny?'' Asked Momo.
"What is going on? Who the hell are you?'' Asked the yokai.
"The curse isn't going away. Even though turbo granny left his body!'' Scream Momo desperate.
Things just got worse as Turbo Granny kept talking.
"I have his dick now. As long as I have the boy's dick the curse won't leave him. If you want it back, come to the tunnel. This place is too far for me. Come here and I'll entertain you to your hearts content. You gaudy hag.'' Said the yokai as she disappear into the darkness leaving the two alone.
Momo while still standing there in the middle of the UFO only with panties and bra had a tone of questions, but she got only one in mind right now.
"Who are you calling a gaudy hag, you old bat?! Give back his thing!'' Asked Momo as the UFO kept exploding due to the damages she and the oculist did.
Bam
"Oh crap! If we don't bust outta here. We're toast! Get together your shit! We're leaving!' Scream her as she carried the occultist as a potato bag over her shoulder.
"AAAAAH!'' Scream him leaping out of the UFO.
The two see the UFO crash into the roof of the hospital, soon it would explode and the first UFO seeing in Japan will soon be nothing but another speculation. Momo and the occultist managed to land on the ground without injuries thanks to Momo new powers and they ran off a few miles so none could see them. Once they were in a safe distance they decided to finally speak.
"This suck I believe in aliens now. Since I got abducted by them.''
"And I believe in ghost now. Because I got possessed by one.''
"So what do we now?'' Asked Momo as places her hands over the occultist.
"I'm not sure either. What are you doing anyway?'' Asked the occultist.
"I gotta keep your curse under control with my psychic powers or else you'll run wild. Also, you own me a lot, my uniform, my wallet and phone they're all gone.'' Said her.
"Sorry.'' Said him all sorry.
The two started to walk off over the empty road as they discuss what to do now. Momo decided that their first priority is to kick Turbo Granny ass since she was still holding the occultist dick and he obviously can't live like that. The occultist was putting all the blame on himself, even if it was him and Momo that made that bet, he felt like the main culprit, Momo kept wondering why that self-loathing. He was even thinking of going to the woods and hiding it until Momo had figure out what to do next.
"Why can't just ask me to come with you? After all I've bene thought I can't turn back on this! And besides, if I hadn't been there back then you would have died. Don't you think we should work together.'' Said her.
"Are you sure? Even if you want to work with me…'' Said him sounding so sad.
"God, quit going on about it! Come on put your clothes back!'' Said Momo giving him some of his clothes that he landed to her.
"Sorry, I am awkward guy. I told you that I've been this way ever since I was a little kid and I never changed, even high school as other boys discovered girls, sports and other things I stayed the same since then. I don't know why but I think I like to be this way.'' Said him with a smile.
Then Momo started to feel weird, her heart started to pound really fast and her face heated up.
"My heart is pounding. No way! Nope! I just got a little flustered because he pulled a Takakura Ken line, that's all. Just have to calm down.'' Thoguht her.
"Are you ok Ayase?'' Asked the occultist.
"Yes, just a little bit of a rush due to our experience. Say, I am not good in memorizing names can you tell me yours so I can remembered it.'' Said her.
"Oh its Ken Takakura.'' Said him out loud all simple.
That felt like a bomb dropping on Momo head, the boy she got close to her the same name of her celebrity crush. Of course she had only one answer.
"NO! JUST NO!'' Scream her.
"Uh?'' Asked Ken confused.
The two while having their own adventure didn't expect other people to feel it too.
At the ORC from Kuoh Academy.
Rias and her peerage were ready to hit for the night, before she went home, she felt a weird sensation and she only looked up at the sky.
"Uh?'' Asked her.
The others see that and wonder if there was something serious.
"What is it Buchou?'' Asked Yuuto Kiba.
"I feel some weird energy, but it's from a far away distance.'' Said her.
"Is serious?'' Asked Akeno.
"I don't know.'' Said her.
The peerage only looked at each other in worry and wonder what could have happened. They would have some investigation to do.
At the Underworld
At the Lucifer Palace
Scziecher Lucifer the current Lucifer was looking at some files, he saw some weird patterns happening at Kuoh much to his confusion since he thought Rias was taking care of everything.
"What?'' Asked him looking at the files.
He saw what his force could report back to him, firstly what shocked him the most an UFO being spotted.
"Invaders. How?! We made a deal.'' Said Sirzechs confused.
He saw that he would have a lot of work to do but then he saw the second worst part of the report, which made him a bit worried.
"Oh…Turbo Granny escape.'' Said him a bit anxious that a powerful Yokai like her is now on the loose.
The current Lucifer didn't know what would be his next plan, do it himself or let his little sister deal with. While he is confident that Rias is strong enough to deal with the likes of a High Class Devil she is not experienced enough to deal with the likes of both Aliens and Yokais. He felt that things were about to get worse.
So yes, we end the chapter 1 of DanDanDan and yes it was a lot of summary. I didn't wanted do it the whole thing, I don't have in my tank to write a 10 K chapter for each single thing, I am happy with 2K to 3 K per chapter and this is fine, at least I feel I am writing something that interesting me, I am not writing N/A stories, I feel those can be a little boring.
Now, I just need to do the Turbo Granny Arc and then deal with a bit of DXD, I promise you all that things will be a whole different and very funny. I can't wait to have Momo and Rias clash this will be something really interesting to be brought up.
Thank you all and have a nice day.