Hi everyone, it's one of the moments that most of you have all been waiting for. Time for some laughs and some confusion, and after this we will do some original arc and we will get to Sonic. I got criticism for just copying the canon story and doing nothing, I disagree at that. Lets have the moment already.
At the House of Evolution.
The proclamation of Saitama made everyone stop on their tracks, everyone stopped fighting as they all looked at the caped hero in wonder.
"Saitama.'' Said Superman in worried.
"What are you doing? This is not the time to reveal your secret!'' Said Aquaman pissed.
"No, you all kept asking me, so I better answer you all.'' Said Saitama.
"So you're really going to say it?'' Asked Batman.
"Yes, to end this charade.'' Said Saitama all confident.
"You are sure, we are on the enemy base. They can copy your secret and sold to others.'' Said Hal Jordan nervous.
"I am not worried about that, let them hear.'' Said Saitama.
"Uh?!'' Asked Hal confused.
The Justice League and specially the founding members were paying all of their attention towards Saitama and what he was about to say. The revelation of the source of his unstoppable power would make things much more easy for them.
Genos was the one that didn't wanted to hear the secret in that base, he wasn't sure that so many people should hear his sensei secret.
"Is he really going to reveal it to us all? That's dangerous. Shouldn't I stop him? Is it all aright to reveal at this moment?'' Thoguht Genos.
Saitama just chuckle and started to talk.
"Listen up what mattering is counting this hard training regime. I did not get into contact with some weird rock or I had a family member that was a hero. All I did was this training, and I achieved this strength in just 3 years. Now pay attention to this training….'' Said Saitama.
Saitama soon revealed his super-secret training. The training that gave the power and strength that made the Justice League scared.
"100 pushups. 100 sit ups. 100 hundred squads. Then a 10-kilometer run. DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY!'' Scream Saitama.
The entire room went quiet as Saitama kept talking about his training regime.
"Also, eat three meals a day. Even just a banana will do for breakfast. To train your spirit, never use heat in the winder or air conditioning in the summer. It'll almost kill you early on, and you'll consider taking a day off. But I wanted to be a strong hero, so I persevered every day even if I vomited blood. Even when I felt so heavy I could barely move, I did squats, even if my arms made popping sounds, I did pushups. One year later, I noticed a chance…I was bald. And I would gotten stronger. In other words, train so hard you lose hair. That's the only way to get stronger. If you're fiddling around with ``new humanity`` and ``evolution``, you'll never make it. Human strength lies in the ability to change yourself!'' Said Saitama all proud.
The entire room felt an awkward silence, only the bald hero felt like he did the right thing. The Justice League was more confused than relived.
"Ok, nice speech about how people can change if they put their heart on it. Now tell us.'' Said Jon Stewards.
"Uh? Tell what?'' Asked Saitama.
"How did you gain your strength? What did you really do?'' Asked Plastic Man.
"Oh no, I am being serious, I just did my training for three years and that's it!'' Said Saitama all proud that made him look like a dork.
The entire Justice League had a face of otherly confusion, like was he being serious or was he mocking them.
"You gotta to be kidding.'' Said Green Arrow having the biggest ``really dude`` face of his entire life.
Batman had enough and went towards Saitama face, all pissed and with his patience pretty much gone.
"Do you think this is a joke!? You're going to tell us the source of your power and you make this joke?'' Asked Batman.
"No, I am serious.'' Said Saitama a bit confused.
"Yeah, stop with this ridiculous thing!'' Said Vixen.
"We all did super hard-working training and we are not as powerful as you. What is the real deal?'' Asked Black Canary.
"Look maybe there is something related to his bloodline and family history. Maybe its something that he doesn't know.'' Said Superman trying to make things a little better, but nobody was having none of that.
"Come on supes, we meet hundreds of half human half aliens and no species is as strong as kid egghead there.'' Said Plastic Man.
"Master I am agreeing with the Justice League. What you describe is nothing more than basic workout, I am not here for jokes and you're full off crap!'' Scream Genos pissed.
"I am telling the truth! I am being serious! All I did was work out until my hair fall out.' Said Saitama.
"You are not the sharpest tool in the box.'' Said Flash also confused with that explanation.
"Hey that's not cool to say!'' Said Saitama feeling offended.
Batman just wanted to punch that guy until he learned when was the right itme to tell a joke or when was the time to be serious. At the moment he had a thousands ideas for Saitama strength, but he couldn't imagine all of those possibilities giving birth to something this powerful.
"Ok, we will deal with this later at the Watchtower and…'' Said Batman trying to battle a migraine happening in his head when a monstrous roar getting everyone attention.
"Enough!'' Scream Carnage Kabuto angrier than ever.
The entire Justice League and the two newcomers sensed the ground shake over the anger that the beast was giving.
"Carnage Kabuto, no!'' Said Dr Genus in shock.
"Dr Genus! You're still alive?'' Asked Hawkgirl in shock.
"Yes, I managed to adapt my body to survive even the most brutal of attacks. I could survive a shark attack and a crocodile attack similarly.'' Said Dr Genus.
"If you are here then you are going to shut down this thing!'' Said Green Arrow.
Then the monster started to evolve, he grew large and started to show off huge spike coming out of his body, even his teeth were getting bigger.
"What is this?'' Asked Zatanna.
"Doomsday DNA, I injected into him when he was just in the tube.'' Said Dr Genus
Soon the transformation was completed and Carnage Kabuto looked 10 times more horrified and even with a mix of Doomsday throw into his genetics.
"When I ma like this, I lose all reason for a week! My fighting instinct stay on edge! After I kill you and then all these heroes I will go on a massive rampage until next Saturday. If you're a strong hero, then stop me! AHAHAHAHA!'' Scream the creature laughing at Saitama.
"Saitama run!'' Scream Superman but it was too late as Carnage Kabuto went for a direct attack.
The Justice League went to interfere, but the monster was tossing the heroes aside as if they were made of paper, Saitama on the other hand was confused with all of that.
"He is even stronger than before!'' Scream Wonder Woman in shock.
"Everyone stays back, we need to grab him and throw him into the sun. That might stop him.'' Said Hal Jordan.
"Don't worry, we have time. He said he will keep fighting until next Saturday, so we are good since its Friday.'' Said Saitama with his logic.
"But today is Saturday!'' Said Jon Stewart.
"Uh!'' Said Saitama in shock as Carnage Kabuto punched him in the face.
"DIE!'' Scream the monster.
"Master!'' Said Genos in horrow.
Everyone went to do their best again this thing. Red Tornado created some powerful wind that could destroy a whole city, Black Lightning was using enough electricity to fry a person, Shazam was using everything that he could think of it, Captain Atom was pushing more nuclear power than he could and so for it.
Wonder Woman and Superman kept going to a direct hit towards the creature, it was hard to pin him down since he couldn't stay still. It was madness to keep that monster down, Batman realize that he should talk to the man that created that thing.
"Dr Genus!'' Scream him grabbing the doctor.
"Urgh!'' Said the genius in pain.
"How do we stop him?'' Asked Batman.
"There is no change of destroying him.'' Said Dr Genus with a smile
"What?'' Asked Batman confused.
"There is nothing that you can do to stop him during his rampage.'' Said Genus.
"What do you mean?'' Asked Batman.
"Carnage Kabuto was created combining all the greatest creature of the food chain. Adding that some of the strongest being of the universe, from the likes of Superman to the creature that killed him. In other words, he is the perfect being that can never be stopped, there is nothing in existence that should be able to destroy him.'' Said Genus with a smile.
Batman was now annoyed, Genus sounded genuine and not just showing off his intellect. If he spend most of his life creating this monster than he was being serious, but how do you defeat something that could stand most of the powers of the Justice League and shrug off as if it was nothing.
While Batman was having that mental problem the people that had power kept fighitn.
"We will try to make him dizzy, Dinah try to scream as hard as you can!'' Scream Superman.
"Right!'' Scream Black Canary.
As the heroine screamed as hard as she could Carnage Kabuto didn't even looked annoyed, she kept screaming until her throat started to cough blood.
"Argh!'' Scream Dinah in pain.
"Pretty bird!'' Scream Green Arrow in shock.
"We need another alternative Kal!'' Scream Wonder Woman.
"Saitama, do you have any ideas?'' Asked Superman to the bald hero.
The hero for fun was answering nothing as he looked like he lost all hope.
"Saitama?'' Asked Superman confused.
Carnage Kabuto aimed his attention mainly towards Saitama, wanting to kill off that bald once and for all. Meanwhile the bald hero had a ton of problems in his head.
"Today is Saturday and not Friday. I must have confused the dates again and its already pass noon so that means…'' Thought Saitama preparing his fist.
"Uh?'' Asked Carnage Kabuto confused when…
'Today is…BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!'' Scream Saitama giving a powerful punch toward Carnage Kabuto, that made the creature explode killing it.
BAM
The explosion shocked everyone as guts and green goose spread all over the place. Genus was astounded as everyone else seeing his life research be destroyed in just a single punch, never the less everyone was horrified, Carnage Kabuto was a monster that was taking all of the Justice League to beat and Saitama just killed him with one punch.
"Huh!'' Said most of the league in shock.
"Aaaaaah!'' Scream Saitama in horror.
The trinity saw that in pure horror and astonishment, they have never seen such a level of power like this before and they didn't know where it came from. They still believe the training speech.
"What is he?'' Thought the trinity in pure shock.
"I SCREWED UPP!'' Scream Saitama.
Dr Genus was now terrified of this beign, what could make him so mad that he could killed the perfect life form?
"What is he screaming about it?'' Asked Genus
"I don't know we just meet him!'' Said Hawkgirl scared.
"I believe he is sad because he is missing this.'' Said Genus holding off something on his hand.
The paper was just an advertisement for some promotion at a supermarket in Japan.
Today Crazy Promotion Saturday! Don't miss these offers!
"You gotta be kidding me!'' Scream Batman now pissed.
"Master, the store closes in four hours. If we ran we can still make it in time.'' Said Genos to Saitama.
"Wait, you're saying that we can still make it?'' Asked Saitama.
"Yes.'' Said Genos.
"Let's go Genos!'' Said Saitama all happy.
Meanwhile the league was just confused as if Saitama was really going to leave the scene to go into the Supermarket.
"Wait Saitama, you cant just leave here we need to make reports and…''Said Superman but Saitama wasn't listening to any of that.
"Oh you guys can do it first, I really need to go, I own you all big time!'' Said Saitama running so fast that he broke a giant wall.
BAM
The entire League plus mad scientists saw that and were mostly with their jaws on the ground. That was…something.
"Hey, do any of you know how did he get so strong?'' Asked Genus.
"We have no idea.'' Said Flash.
"Soooooo…. can I get back to my home?'' Asked Genus.
"Oh no you're going to jail.'' Said Hal Jordan.
Later
At the nearby supermarket
Saitama and Genos were coming back to the bald one apartment or what was left of it so they could place their groceries. They got a ton of goods and managed to get the rest of the promotion in time.
"We made it and even got a good bunch of meat for just 40% of the price. Isn't this great Genos?'' Asked Saitama.
"Yes master.'' Said Genos.
"Now let's put this stuff on the fridge and…'' Said Saitama when he stopped talking.
As he was going home he saw a bunch of people in the front of the building that he lived, it was the Justice League and they looked kind of angry.
"Oh, hi guys.'' Said Saitama all simple.
'Yeah, uh what just happened?'' Asked Hawkman.
"Huh?'' Asked Saitama confused.
"You just left a major crime scene! You don't that!'' Said Black Canary.
"I had to leave I couldn't miss the bargain day!'' Said Saitama.
"We dodnt care for the bargain day!'' Scream Captain Atom.
"Look out Master! They might attempt to do something hostile with you!'' Said Genos standing between his master and the Earth most powerful heroes.
"Please Genos, not now!'' Said Green Arrow just annoyed.
Superman had a lot on his mind, but he wanted to keep Saitama in good terms with the League. Someone this powerful against them would be catastrophic.
"Saitama, we need to talk to you. It's a long one, but we promise to be direct and not drag things for you. Its about what you did and the path of heroism that you take. Would you like that?'' Asked Superman.
"Huh? Ok?'' Asked Saitama confused.
"Where is talk going to happen?'' Asked Genos.
"The Satellite of the Justice League.'' Said Superman.
"Is that far away?'' Asked Saitama.
"No, we will summon a teleport to beam us there.'' Said Superman.
"Oh its like a space taxi, got it.'' Said Saitama all simple that felt like a child talking.
"Master, I don't feel at ease letting you go alone. Please take me with you.'' Said Genos.
"Fine, you can go too.'' Said Saitama all simple.
"Understood, but he is not hacking into our systems. We have powerful codes of protection.'' Said Batman still not sure about Genos.
"How dare you assume I scam heroes' systems. Are you this hostile against people who won't obey your rules!'' Said Genos pissed.
"Hey, calm down kid. Don't you know who you're pising off?'' Said Plastic Man.
"Yeah, calm down Genos, this guy is just being protective of his stuff. We all are like that.
"Yes, but I don't trust him! I heard about the Bat of Gotham and all the crimes he did that were put under the rug because of his
The entire League was in awkward silence, Batman did cause a lot of troubles that were tossed to the side, but this wasn't the time to point fingers, they had to talk about Saitama at the moment.
"Look we don't want a fight; we just want to talk.'' Said Superman.
"Understood, but what about our groceries?'' Asked Saitama.
"I will drop in your place in one sec.' Said Flash carrying everything.
"What about Dr Genus?'' Asked Genus.
'"We dropped him at the police station, he should have his court now.'' Said Superman.
"And you didn't stick around to see if he got the proper Punishment? What is wrong with you all?'' Asked Genos pissed at that.
"I am sure the Japanese Legal system will give him the proper punishment.'' Said Superman having faith in the law in Japan.
At a court
Dr Genus was brought towards a jury to give a sentence for his crimes. Superman gave a list and the League lay down all the crimes committed for him over the years.
"Dr Genus, you have a long list of felonies and Superman is the one that brought you here. I could give you a lifetime or more for those things, unless you have a counter argument for that.'' Said the judge.
"Yes, your honor, I vow to never work with genetics again and instead have a fair working life, I already have a plan.'' Said Genus.
"And what is that?'' Asked the Judge.
"I plan to sell Takoyaki.'' Said the mad scientist.
The judge had a look of confusion and was baffled at that.
"Is that serious?'' Asked him.
"Yes, I even made some while waiting for my trail. Please, have a taste.'' Said Genus giving a plate of Takaoyaki to the judge.
The judge took a bite of the small balls and soon fell in love with those small snacks.
"Woah! These are better than I imagined. I haven't had a good takyokai like this in ages.'' Said the Judge loving that.
"If you let me go I will make sure you will get 70% of discount on our big batches.'' Said Genus.
"Well…what the heck approved!'' Said the Judge making his announcement.
BAMP
Dr Genus was let go of the court and he was now free as a bird.
"That was easy.'' Said him amazed on how easy was to escape his life sentence.
Soon the genius was approached by one of his creation, Armored Gorilla who apparently escaped imprisonment. He was even wearing some clothes.
"Oh Dr Genus!'' Said the Gorilla in shock.
"Armored Gorilla, what happened? I thought the Justice League sent you to Star Labs or something.'' Said Genus.
"They put me in a laboratory around this area, I escaped and used these clothes as a disguise.'' Said the Gorilla.
"Well good that you're here. I need help for my next big move, we are closing the House of Evolution.'' Said Genus.
"What! What are going to do now?'' Asked the Gorilla.
"We are going to open a Takoyaki place!'' Said Genus.
There was a major awkward silence and then Armored Gorilla had his response.
"Ok.'' Said him.
"Wonderful, by the way, do you know where Mosquito Girl was hit?'' Asked Genus.
"Yes, it was a few blocks from here.'' Said him.
"Lets go there, my trackers informed me that the brain and most of her body survived. We can still save her.'' Said Genus.
"Alright.'' Said Armored Gorilla following his master.
The two soon went to find what remained of the former creation. The House of Evolution was no more, but now the House of Takoyaki was going to take over the culinary world.
So yes, this is the end of the House of Evolution Arc. I think I made Carnage Kabuto look a lot more scary and sinister with the Doomsday genes and even with that Saitama beat him.
Now the Justice League are more scared of Saitama than ever, after seeing that wouldn't you?
We will get a some original chapters as they see what could be Saitama power. Yes, he did the trained and that's how he got strong, but nobody buys that.
Also, Genus getting out that easy is me making fun on how the Comic villains get away from jail and the legal system that simple. Joker just walks off Arkham like it's a hotel for him. Well, I hope you all enjoyed it and have a nice day for you all.