Code name Phil

There is something surreal about making or finding your own iconic weapon, something if seen or heard would have everyone look around with a bit of worry. That was what I had been working on for the last few days. Code name "Phil". It started with a simple maintenance day, going through all my weapons to make sure there was no issues. Give them a light cleaning, oil, and sharpen if needed. Don't think I'd ever had them all out in one place before. There is a lot of guns! Bitches love cannons! Full auto had its own section, wheel guns was just my Burya hmm may need to work on that. HMG-chan, RPG-kun and Nekoneko-chan also got their own spots, even if they didn't get the use time as most others. And while I didn't use smart weapons too much, had picked up a few to add to the pile. Next was blades! Thermal katana and 27 knives, may have picked up a few too many when out and about, but bitches also love blades! The looted katana from what's his face shined bright once cleaned. I didn't bring in hand grenades cause Jin would yell at me but even still my toys took up most of the living room. But when looking over them all it was like seeing a hole that I didn't know what was missing to fill it. So project (fill) Phil was born! While I didn't know what I needed to fill out my tools I knew if I asked my chooms they would just look at me oddly so I hid what I was doing with the code name.

Jun had come home before I finished, took one step into our apartment, looked at me, looked at The Tux rack, and left. Rude! And also fair, he was jelly at the plethora of carnage that also had a carnage! Hehe! I did clean up the floor after taking a pic, didn't want to keep brother mine away.

After everything was cleaned and put away I went out to hunt for whatever it was I was missing. If there is one thing Night City isn't lacking its weapons! Four stores later I was no closer to finishing code name Phil, nothing even close to something I needed. Sure I added more knives to my collection but the poor things were locked up in sad little cases and was all shinny! Also you can never have too many knives! That was one of my most used weapons on top of the tots other legit reasons givin. But not what I was looking for. Huh, maybe that could help finish Phil. Not look for "something" but think of weapons I've used but didn't keep or lost! Or maybe I should ask someone after all?

"I don't get it Toko, you use like everything under the sun?" Hiromi didn't really look up from her pizza, maybe a snicker over the top but I just huffed at her. "Why not just bling up your go to guns?"

I let out a sigh before answering. "I had thought of that but.. None of them feel special. Not something that stands out at least." I deflated and let my head donk on the table. "Plus all my go to's are normal weapons that wouldn't stand out in Night city!" I let out a small whine but kept my head down.

Hiromi giggled at my frompuled state and reached over to pat my head. "Poor girl, can't find a weapon to screw with gonks that is different."

I jumped up getting a yelp from my bestest choom. "That's it! Thanks Romi I love you!" I dashed off leaving the startled girl behind, she was blushing bad for some reason tho?


It took a bit of time to find someone to help with my special order and another day after getting it to make my newest BD, nothing big just cleared a scav den only using my newest toy! Judy called me before I even made it home.

"Motoko what did I say last time about dropping off over the top gore fests!" Ah how is she able to be loud in my agent?

"Is it really that much worse than other BD's of me sneaking around flatlining gonks?" I really was confused at her anger.

"Kid, I don't mind most of the silent ninja bullshit you do but why did you make it your mission to kill them, why did.. all different orifices really?!" Ah okay yeah maybe that was a tiny little bit much. "And with a screwdriver for some reason?!"

"Phil is my new titanium toy to really screw scavs! Gonks beware or I'll loosen you up!" Motoko iconic weapon and tagline!

"...Motoko that is the dumbest thing you've ever said to me, please get help." She hung up before I could argue.

Siiiiiiiiiiiigh, what else is in the toolbox?