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Chapter 10: Antarctica
(Earth, Antarctica)
Before the Weeaboo-Boo incident, the team was on an assignment to Antarctica to find a man-eating beast. The description however was unknown to the client, because it happened so fast. The IMP crew took it either way as they fell through a portal to the human realm and landed on snow. Joining them was Vaggie as she landed on her feet, Blitzo got up and groaned as he shivered. "That was a big jump!" He exclaimed as his body was shaking from the cold, even Millie was hating the cold. "Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off!" He exclaimed! Whereis that thing supposed to be?" He asked.
"The client said it was near the research station." Millie reminded him.
"Th-th-th-that research station?" Moxxie pointed to it as everyone looked towards it.
From the looks of it, it looked abandoned. Vaggie, unaffected by the cold, pulled out her spear as it was covered with ice. "Alright, let's go take a look." She told them as she led them to the research station.
As they approached it, the IMP crew was shivering like crazy as Millie turned to Vaggie curiously. "I'm surprised you joined us on this mission, Vaggie." She admitted. "What made you tag along?" She asked.
"I'm just here to supervise, Charlie wanted me to make sure that you guys didn't do anything to get yourselves in a whole lot of shit with any of the Lords of Hell. Satan being a Prime example, since he's literally the head honcho of the Seven Deadly Sins." She reminded them.
"Yeah, no need for the reminder." Moxxie told her as he noticed something about the research station. "Oh crumbs, that can't be good." He commented.
Blitz stepped inside and his eyes widened in horror. "Oh shi-yikes. Yeah." He grimaced as everyone walked inside.
"What happened here?" Moxxie asked.
Meanwhile, Vaggie and Millie were examining one of the bodies, noticing the marks made on them. "These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen wrath b-b-beasts less brutal than this." Millie said.
"And I've seen plenty of Exorcist kills that would pale in comparison to this massacre." Vaggie said while examining the body.
"What and/or who could've done this?" Moxxie asked while examining the blood.
Just before anyone could ask, a loud beastly roar was heard outside as their eyes widened. Vaggie looked out with Blitz through the door as they saw the silhouette of a massive sea lion. "Uh, that. Probably." Blitz said.
"I don't know, it's too hard to tell if it's out that far. We should probably call for backup." Vaggie suggested.
"Not a chance, Vags, we can handle it. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances. And Vaggie, go with Moxxie and keep him covered." Blitz ordered as he readied his double barrel shotgun. "I got it from here." He said with a serious tone.
"Yes, sir. Come on Vaggie." Moxxie climbed the ladder as Vaggie followed him. Upon reaching the roof, Moxxie readied his sniper rifle as Vaggie readied her spear for extra assurance.
"This is crazy, we should be getting Godzilla in this fight." Vaggie expressed her grievance.
"He's off with Loona on a dinner date, it's his first one. Can't pull him away from that. Meanwhile, Anguirus and Rodan are overlooking Pentagram City for any other Kaiju that aren't with Ghidorah. Sanda and Kumunga being prime examples. We don't know who else they'll find." Moxxie told her as he looked through the scope, seeing the massive sea lion charging.
"Hey- y-you and V-Vaggie got him Mox?" Blitz asked them.
"Yes, sir!" Moxxie replied.
"Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!" Blitz exclaimed excitedly as he started shooting at the sea lion, Moxxie shot at it as well. But the beast charged through the shots, unfazed. Vaggie saw it as she readied her spear and aimed it at the sea lion, she originally aimed for the jugular, but she raised her aim higher and threw it with her strong arm.
The spear flew towards the sea lion till it pierced through its thick skull, shattering through bone and piercing its brain, instantly killing it as it fell and slid across the snow. "Nice shot." Moxxie complimented as he and Vaggie fistbumped each other.
Blitz meanwhile stepped out while Millie was examining its remains. "Guess he met his match, heh heh. Eat shit in Hell polar slut!" He exclaimed, feeling that they were victorious as Vaggie and Moxxie approached. "Good job you two, now let's get out of this frozen fuck-hole." He suggested.
"Hold it, Blitz." Millie told him as she took Vaggie's spear and tossed it to her. "Look at these marks!" She revealed strange markings that were fresh on the beast's carcass.
Vaggie kneeled down holding her spear as she examined them. "She's right, these weren't made by any of your bullets." She grabbed the flesh and pulled it back, finding something else. "And here… bitemarks." She said as she looked at them feeling worried.
Blitz began to panic as he looked around. "Shhhhit." He exclaimed.
"Uh, what, what's the problem?" Moxxie asked them.
"This slut wasn't running towards us." Blitz told him while holding out his shotgun, look around the area.
"He was running away. From something else." Millie informed him.
"But the question is, what?" Vaggie asked as they all got back to back with one another.
They surveyed the area till Moxxie spotted something atop the mountain. "Look!" He pointed out as everyone turned to see a penguin, covered in blood.
Surprised and confused, Vaggie raised a brow upon seeing it. "Uhhh, is that a penguin?" She asked.
"Drop him!" Blitz exclaimed as Moxxie shot the penguin through the chest, it collapsed to the ground, dead. But it turns out, there was more. "Shit." Blitz said as a whole horde showed up.
Vaggie saw them as she shot a scowl towards Blitz. "Wayta go, fuck-nut." She scolded.
"Fuck, that's like ten!" He exclaimed.
"Well… maybe those ones are nice." Millie suggested with a nervous smile.
Meanwhile, the Penguins were talking amongst themselves in their own language. "Who are they?" One asked as others asked the same question.
The leader stepped up as it scowled at them. "*SLURS*" He said an unknown slur word, and none should try to look it up.
"They're not!" Blitz exclaimed as he and everyone ran to the research center, while the Penguins chased after them, revealing razor sharp teeth as they pursued them.
"Mox, Vaggie, come on!" Millie got them inside as she barricaded the door.
Vaggie tried to hold the penguins back as she jabbed one in the head with her spear, killing it as she struggled to keep them out. "This is the last time I'm going on a mission with you guys!" She exclaimed.
"Sir, uh, could you get us out of here?!" Moxxie suggested.
"Fucking wrist crystal!" Blitz struggled to get it to work.
"What's the hold up, Blitz?!" Millie asked while trying to hold the barricade up.
"We- I can't just make it go, okay? I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" He shouted while banging his fist against it. "God- ugh!" He continued the struggle with it to try and get it to open a portal. "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" He panicked as he bit on it.
Millie watched as she sighed. "It's from Lust! You can't just brute force it! You gotta treat it right, caress it." She said while making an obvious crude hand gesture.
Vaggie was surprised to see it as she looked at Millie. "Girl, you have been hanging out with these guys too long." She said while stabbing a penguin in the chest.
"I don't know I- ugh! I've never been good at this shit!" Blitz exclaimed as a Penguin snuck through a drawer, but Millie used the drawer to chop it in half.
"Use your tongue!" She suggested as Blitz tried using his tongue on it.
Both Moxxie and Vaggie watched as Millie had a look of disgust on her face. "How do you not know how to do this?" Moxie asked.
"That's what I wanna know." Vaggie said.
"Guys, I'm a fucking top!" He yelled as he continued to lick the gem.
While Moxxie shot at the penguins with his handgun. "T-T-Try spelling the alphabet." He suggested.
Blitz took a moment to figure it out as he rubbed the gem with his fingers. "A… uh, um, C- B!" He exclaimed, correcting himself.
"WITH YOUR TONGUE!" Vaggie and Millie yelled at him.
"Oh, I knew that." He told them as he used his tongue on the gem. "A, B, C and D…" He tried putting the alphabet together.
"Oh for Satan's sake." Moxxie exclaimed as he took Blitz's hand into his mouth and slurped around the gem.
Blitz blushed upon seeing it as he, Millie and Vaggie watched. "Oh damn." He said, surprised.
"I taught him that." Millie said with a sly grin.
Vaggie shot a surprised look at her as thoughts were running through her head about some fun time with Charlie. "You gotta show me some techniques sometime." She suggested, while a portal opened behind them. "There's our exit!" She exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Moxxie pulled his hand out from his mouth and wiped the saliva off. "Can we go, please?" He asked as Blitz walked in with him, while Vaggie and Millie were holding the barricade up, till they released it and rushed into the portal together and got back to Hell.
Millie soon spotted a leaking gas tank which gave her an idea as she lit at a pack of matches and lit them. "Eat this, bitches!" She yelled and tossed the flaming matches through the portal, lighting the gas on fire as she laughed maniacally, making Blitz close the portal as the research station exploded.
Just as it closed, Godzilla and Loona walked into the building after their dinner date and saw them back from their mission. "What in the world happened to you?" Godzilla asked.
"You guys look like shit." Loona said, noticing the state of their clothes.
"Don't ask." Blitz said as he walked away with his hand still covered in Moxxie's saliva.
"Don't tell…" Moxxie walked off in embarrassment.
"We almost got eaten alive by killer penguins." Millie informed them with a casual look on her face.
This left Godzilla surprised when he heard Millie's explanation and turned towards Vaggie. "Is this true?" He asked her.
"Yeah… and I got their guts on my spear to prove it." She showed the guts on it, as well as a severed head. "Now if you will excuse me, I am going to take a nice hot bath." She said as she walked to her room.
"Well, you'll be happy to know that Charlie is in the bath right now." Loona teased, but rather than getting angry, Vaggie smiled at the thought of it as she walked off.
Godzilla smirked and looked at Loona. "And I thought your father was a gremlin." He told her.
"Hey, those two can get a little nookie every once in a while, just like you and me." She told him while kissing his cheek, making him chuckle.
Meanwhile, Vaggie got undressed and wrapped her body with a towel as she walked to the bathroom. She heard humming and she recognized it as Charlie's voice. She smiled as she opened the door and walked in, finding Charlie in the bath as she hummed to herself till she saw Vaggie. "Vaggie!" She got up as her naked breasts jiggled. "You're back! Are you alright?" She asked.
"I'm fine, Charlie, really. Had a little startle though. Crazy monster penguins almost had us." Vaggie said as she tossed her towel aside and got into the bath with her and she held Charlie close. She sighed from the warmth as the cold faded from her body.
Charlie felt the cold and she held her close. "Vaggie, your body is shivering." She said while rubbing her to get her body temperature up.
"Y-Yeah… it's called the Arctic for a reason." She replied as she sighed from the warmth. "I just want to relax here with you… nothing to disturb us." She said as she smiled warmly.
Charlie smiled as she held her girlfriend close, hoping that her warmth and the temperature of the water would help warm her up. "Nothing at all." She said as she closed her eyes, she and Vaggie enjoyed each other's company as the hot water kept them warm.
Back on Earth, the only remaining penguin approached the burning remains of the research station. It raised an angry flipper of a fist in the air, yelling out the one slur word you shouldn't look up. Because there's no telling what that word is.
(Author Notes: Hey guys, Leonidas1994 here. I know I've been delaying for quite some time, work has been hell lately, and given it is Pique Season,I'm going to be away for a while. As for this chapter, I realized that this was actually the first mission before Weeaboo-Boo. So, I decided to do it as a flashback to the previous episode. I even decided to have Vaggie tag along, because she needs more love. Hope you guys enjoy the chapter.)