A new girl in town

Chapter 14

Sammy/Taker

"I wonder what's taking them so long." Taker said when he got out of the SUV and didn't see Kane's SUV.

"Maybe they got a late start." Sammy said.

"I guess we'll give them a call later." Taker said taking all the bags and heading into the hotel.

Kane/Kayla/J.J.

"Wade's calling," Kayla said.

"Do you guys mind if I put it on speaker? My back and neck are killing me and not having to hold the phone would be a lot more comfortable," Kayla said.

Plus they need to experience the hilarity of my people since they're so curious.

"No problem whatever is easiest." J.J. said.

Kane turned down the radio so she could hear the phone clearly.

"Hey babe," Kayla said in to the phone.

"Hey yourself," Wade replied.

"Are you stoned yet?" Kayla asked, beginning their usual ritual.

"What? No!" Wade said sounding offended.

"It's a legit question," Kayla said.

"I've been in the studio all day," Wade told her.

They chatted about band stuff briefly.

Stoned Kane thought. Kane couldn't help but overhear the conversation though he was trying not to listen. Is that the same as getting high on pot? He wondered.

Why would she think he was stoned it's only five o'clock. Doesn't he work? Kane wondered.

"Who are you with?" Wade asked.

"Kane and his wife J.J.," Kayla replied.

There was a pause.

"Kane, man, you're my fucking hero!" Wade yelled.

"I've been watching you since you started and you're basically the reason I do what I do. Thanks for being awesome," he finished.

Is he a wrestler? Kane wondered. I've never heard of him.

A hero. Kane thought suddenly blushing.

I love it when he blushes. J.J. thought as the color rose in Kane's neck and ears. There are only two reasons he goes red, anger and embarrassment.

"How was work?" Kayla asked.

"Eh, it pays the bills and keeps you girls in the life to which you have become accustomed," Wade said with a laugh.

"Fucker," Kayla said fondly.

"Bitch please!" Wade yelled.

"Is that Kayla?" Kayla heard Cassie ask.

Yeah, grab one of the other phones. She heard two clicks.

"Hey babe!" Cassie and V chorused.

"How's my best wife and equally best girlfriend?" Kayla asked.

"Lonely without you in the people pile," Cassie said.

"I miss that ass off yours," V said.

"I miss the people pile too," Kayla said.

"Aw, V, what about the rest of me?" Kayla asked.

Cassie laughed.

"I guess I miss the rest of you too," V said.

"So you guys?" Kayla asked.

"Yeah?" they all chorused.

"I just found out that my life's a comic book.

Taker can call lightning and Kane can call fire.

"So that totally means that Wade is actually Deadpool, v's a hot, kinky prostitute and Cassie and I don't exist. Kayla is sad," she finished.

Cassie laughed. Wade yelled "I am not Deadpool, mother fucker!" and V said "It's not my fault my parents couldn't pick between their last names so I got both."

"That's why you shorten Carlile to C' on everything, right?" Kayla teased.

"Carlile Vaughan fits on nothing!" V said defensively.

They all laughed.

"Aw, I miss you fuckers," Kayla said fondly.

"We miss you too, Kayla girl," Wade said for all of them.

"Especially the hot 4 person sex," Cassie added.

"Cassie, Kane and J.J. are in the car too," Kayla said.

"Oops, sorry!" Cassie yelled and giggled.

"We should probably let you get back to it," V said.

"Yeah, Wade agreed

"Quick thing though. If I'm Deadpool, does that mean I get to bang Ryan Renolds forever? And steal the SNL spot that should have been mine?" Wade asked.

They all laughed.

"Turn Deadpool off, Wade," Cassie said.

They all said their good-byes and Kayla hung up.

Kane tried hard not to listen and especially hard no to laugh at their antics.

I'm still a bit confused about the poly thing. He thought but decided not to ask any more questions.

J.J. however was laughing.

That was fun. Kayla thought cheerfully.

"Kane, you really are Wade's hero, you know," Kayla said.

"He's always been a performer. When he got back from that solo mission, he wasn't the same Wade that left.

"I think seeing you really helped him. You got him, you know?

"BY the time we formed Remixology, he was ready to try again and he killed it.

"I think he'd do a better job explaining this than I am, but knowing that I'm in the same car as you guys and him getting the chance to tell you what he just did. . .I'm pretty sure you just made that boy's entire year," Kayla said, hoping that Kane would understand.

Why, Kane wondered. I'm no one special. How could I have helped someone I never knew?

Kane stared out the wind shield but didn't say anything. What can I say to that?

Kane's blush got even darker though.

Kayla waited for Kane to say something.

Shit, was that too much? She wondered. I thought it would help. I really do think they'd get along. Once you get passed the 24 - 7 charisma performer thing, Wade really does have a heart of gold. He'd kill for any of his friends without a second thought. He also tends to charm his way in to people's lives just because he's s. . .Wade.

"I think you've got him speechless." J.J. said knowing Kane didn't know what to say.

"I'm sorry," Kayla said in a small voice.

"It's fine Kayla he gets this way with me too when I tell him how much people like him and admire him" J.J. said. "Hell for the longest time he wouldn't believe people were cheering him."

Wade and Kane are complete opposites when it comes to that. Kayla thought.

Wade's like 'I must entertain!' and then he's like 'give me all of your people!'

Kayla smiled to herself.

"But you're crazy talented; that's obvious even to me. And people can relate to you. I'm just wondering why they didn't cheer sooner," Kayla said sincerely.

Just then they arrived at the hotel. It was storming like crazy and had been for the last half hour.

"I think you should leave your bike where it is for right now." Kane said his blush having faded he was eager to change the subject.

"Thanks so much, you guys. It's truly been a blast," Kayla said.

I'd do this all the time. She thought. But I won't say that yet. They've just started to let me in. I don't want to push too hard.

"It's been fun for us too." J.J. said.

And educational. Kane added silently.

Kayla got out of the SUV, and then she retrieved her luggage.

"Later, guys," she said. Then she smiled and waved before heading in to the hotel.

"That was interesting." Kane said with a smile.

"Yeah we should invite her along again." J.J. said getting his meaning.

Kane got out and grabbed some of the bags knowing J.J. would have a fit if he grabbed them all.

They headed into the hotel together.

They checked in and headed for their room knowing they were both tired from the drive and would eat in the room.

Kayla

I know I haven't slept in nearly 2 days but that drive ended up being a high. Kayla thought.

Kayla got back to her room and immediately checked her phone.

The drive had left her feeling momentarily high on life but the feeling vanished when Kane and J.J. disappeared.

They get adorable couple time and I don't. She thought feeling lonely again.

It's a good thing I didn't tell them about texting RVD. The last thing I need is a well - intentioned early intervention. She thought.

Text from RVD:

I have goods, Kayla J. Text me when you're here.

Oh my god, you dah man!

Shouldn't you be sending me all of the! I did just get you the best shit this city has to offer.

"I am never, ever going to say this again so appreciate it while it lasts. I love you I love you I love you!"

"Thanks, Kayla. I love you to."

"Now bring me drugs!"

"Coming right up."

A short while later, there was a knock on her door. Kayla answered it quickly.

"How was the trip?" RVD asked.

"Not bad," Kayla said.

"How did you get here?" RVD asked.

"Kane and his wife gave me a lift," She replied.

"That dude has a problem with me," RVD said his forehead wrinkling.

"Really? What did you do?" Kayla asked.

RVD shrugged.

"Nothing. It wasn't me, I was just an innocent person caught in the crossfire," Cen RVD said.

"Want to share?" Kayla asked.

RVD sat on the bed.

"There was this porn tape that made its way around the young guys of the roster.

"A big group of us watched it one night. Kane was next door and I guess it was too loud.

"Anyway, he completely lost it. Cuck got the worst of it - a personally requested match by Kane - but a few other guys were injured that night.

"I guess the woman on the vapid tape was Kane's girl or at least looked like her," RVD said.

Kayla's eyes widened and she stared at him speechlessly.

"That seems totally unlike J.J.," Kayla said.

RVD shrugged.

"I don't know if it was her," RVD said.

"I didn't really pay much attention to her while she was here the first time. I was too busy working on my career," RVD said.

Kayla remained thoughtful as RVD pulled a few Ziploc bags from his pockets.

"I managed to get you shrooms, E and a bit of extra weed since I wasn't sure how much you had," RVD said.

"There's 5 E tabs, 4 shrooms and probably a couple grams of weed," RVD said as he handed her each bag.

Kayla looked down at the stash lovingly. Then she dropped it onto the bed and pulled RVD in to a quick, impulsive hug.

RVD smiled down at her. He had dimples, she noticed and they were out in full force.

"Thanks, dude," Kayla said giving him a squeeze.

"Any time, girl," RVD replied squeezing her back.

Then they sat down side by side on the bed with the stash between them.

"Sooooo," Kayla said with a grin.

"You ready to get your ass beyond super fucked up tonight?" She asked.

RVD grinned.

"You bet that ass I am," he said.

"Mind if I invite a few people?" he asked.

"We can use my room - I've got a single - and they'll all bring their own shit, don't wory," RVD said.

"The more the merrier!" Kayla enthused.

"Kay, great. I'll text you later. I'm going to get some more time in the gym," RVD said.

Kayla smiled at him and he slipped out the door.

Kayla carefully stored the precious stash in her pockets then flopped on to the bed.

RVD was more than alright. She thought. Maybe she'd consider calling him Rob.

Kayla sat at the hotel bar waiting for one of the bar tenders to take her order. She probably shouldn't be drinking on top of what she'd already had but her long suppressed instinct tended to make itself known once she hit the 'no longer function' level of fucked up or whatever she usually called it.

RVD had managed to come through for her with both E and shrooms. She definitely owed him her first born child. . .but of course she couldn't have children so that was out. She could give him her iPod classic though. She didn't think they made them any more so that would be kind of cool for him she guessed. That thing had once held all of the music she owned. She remembered fondly. She'd named her Christina and talked to her times which was maybe kind of weird and probably made her crazy. Crazier. Something involving crazy. Things were kind of hazy.

Rob had accepted her offer to smoke up and they'd split a bong he'd gotten from somewhere. She'd asked him to come to the bar with her but he was sleepy so she told him to crash in her room.

He'd asked her if she was okay again and she'd nearly cried again. The asshole had noticed too. Naturally he asked.

"Rob . .I'm really fucked," she'd said.

"I don't think I've been this fucked ever.

"Taker hates me and I'm fucking Kane up and he's just so good, you know? The only good thing left in the world really. And I have this secret. Okay, I have a few secrets. But like no one or pretty mmuch no one knows about the one I'm talking about.

"Everyone is going to hate me if they find out. You'll hate me too because I didn't tell you but I'm sort of telling you so please don't hate me? Because I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know what to do and just fuck. . ."

She'd run out of words after that. It should have helped, getting all of that out, but it just made her feel worse. Jon hugged her and told her to be careful; then he went to sleep.

She went back to thinking about what she'd taken tonight.

She'd popped a few Vicodin with red wine. But she wasn't too sure about that. Things started getting a little hazy after the bong.

She'd come armed to the bar. Jon had managed to acquire 5 E tabs and 4 shrooms for a decent price. Kayla basically owed him her first born child. . .but she couldn't have them. Eh, maybe I'll give him my iPod Classic. He keeps eying it and it's still in good shape.

The bar tender finally came over to her.

Wow, she's cute. Kayla thought. I could do with a one night stand. It'll be just like the good 'ol days: no commitments, expectations or the dreaded morning after.

"A 40 of Jack, sweetheart," Kayla said.

"And keep it coming."

Kayla danced and flirted with a never ending procession of pretty girls. Her glass was always full, the music was always blaring (they even took requests!) and she'just she'justbar for for

She'd made 2 girls nights so far.

They sure loved screaming my name, especially with the strap on. She thought. Nothing could touch her here. She was king and queen of this mother fucking domain. Fuck the haters, for real.

She took a break and made her way lazily back to her table, then she rescued 2 Vicodin from the depths of her hoody and washed them down with a healthy portion of Jack's finest.

Haha, dressing up is for fuckin' losers. She thought as a really tall guy entered the bar. He was decked out in a suit without a tie. Kayla couldn't take her eyes off of his face.

Then he walked over to her.

"What the fuck is wrong with your fuckin' face?" she asked when he'd stopped right in front of her.

"Jesus Christ," he said. The voice sounded familiar but she didn't know anyone here. Except. . .yeah. She was blanking.

"Yo, welcome to the party. It's bitchin', yeah?" she said.

"You',ng "You're high off your damn ass," the guy said looking down at her.

"Yep," she agreed.

"I'm high off a fuckin' lot more than just pot, baby," she added.

He stared at her. His eyes were green. Green eyes. Pretty green eyes. Pretty eyes. Green green green. . .

He looked uncomfortable so she closed her eyes. Hers weren't pretty like his.

"What the fuck else did you take?" he growled. it should have scared her. It didn't.

"Well," she drawled.

"There was the bong I split with that guy," she said.

"That was fun," she added.

"And then. . .and then. . .there was the Vicodin. Pretty sure I took a few of those. . ."

"Then there was the E. . .man, that shit is amaaaaaazing. . ."

"And now there's the shrooms. Shroom. Mushroooooms. That's a funny word. Mushrooooooom. They're magic. Like Alice in Wander whereever the fuck or that kid. The one who your has your eyes. They're pretty. Your eyes. Mine aren't pretty. Not like yours. Eyes. Pretty eyes. Fuck me, where the JD at."

She leaned over and picked up the bottle, and then she turned it upside down.

"Empty?" she whimpered pitifully.

"But I just got started, baby!" she said.

Then she stared.

"Wanna get fucked up with me?" she asked sweetly.

"I'm way passed fucked up and super fucked up and probably passed words can't describe it fucked up otherwise known as Kayla can no longer function fucked up. . .so I guess that leaves. . .outer mother fucking space, baby! Wanna ride my space ship? We'll have one fuck of a good time. Cause I'd fuck you, see? I have a strap on. It's blue. Pretty. Strap on. Pretty. Like your eyes. But your eyes can't fuck. Or can they. Will you let me fuck your eyes? I promise they'll still work in the morning cause Kayla knows her shit. Yep she does. She's fucked 2 girls already tonight you know. Where my girls at? I'm gonna take you in to space so you're as fucked up as I am. Maybe to mars. . .or the moon. Pretty, pretty moon. But mars is red. And it has fire. Fire fucked up my life, you know? But it's cool. I still smoke and shit. Isn't that funny? I think it is. So yeah. Mars because it's red and because of fire. Fuck me, imma die going down in flames, baby."

Then she got to her feet in search of another bottle of Jack.

The guy grabbed her arm and started pulling her out of the bar.