Yes, this one that popped out of nowhere. But what can I do? I love Gintama and I love Danmachi. We seen Gintoki and the gang deal with a fantasy setting before but those were in the style of Dragon Quest, now let's see them dealing with something a more like Dungeon and Dragons or Isekai. This is going to be a blast to read and Bell is going to learn so much.

At the Planet Earth.

The world that was colonized by the Amanto continued to live a peaceful existence. In a region of Japan there was a little shop called ´´Odd Jobbs´´ where former samurai Gintoki and two others were tasked with resolving quest for money. Something they need it right now as the landlord Otose was ready to kick them out.

''You better have my money by 18:00 or you can kiss this place goodbye.'' Said Otose all pissed.

The old woman went out as Gintoki just looked annoyed.

''Good, now she decides to show her ugly face this early in the morning? She doesn't care for my eyes?" Asked Gintoki.

''This is not a joke Gin-sama. We are really on the red.'' Said Shinpachi.

''Ok, you find a job and tell me what it is.'' Said Gintoki.

''Like hell, you are going to bail out and gamble again!'' Scream Shinpachi.

''Hey! I am trying to eat here. Can you two morrons be quiet?' Asked Kagura.

''Can you stop eating? We are low on food because of you alone.'' Said Gintoki.

''What! You want me a poor little girl to starve?" Asked Kagura.

''First you need to be a poor little girl.'' Said Gintoki.

''Ok, we need a strategy and fast!'' Said Shinpachi.

''How about we put those wigs again and pretend to be girls? That can give us a ton of money.'' Said Gintoki.

''My sister told me that all the position at her job are full.'' Said Shinpachi.

''Ok, so lets make our own cabaret.'' Said Gintoki.

''You want to lose your d ck don't you?" Asked Shinpachi annoyed.

Soon the talk was interrupted by someone knocking on the door. Gintoki went to see what it was.

Knock Knock.

''Yeah.'' Said Gintoki seeing it was Gengai.

''Oh hello Gintoki.'' Said Gengai.

''Hey old man, what do you need?" Asked Gintoki.

''I heard that you need money and I need some help in the shop.'' Said Gengai.

''Oh yes, we were accepting any job at the moment.'' Said Shinpachi.

''Well that is good for me. Nobody wants to be near my shop but you kids are always around.'' Said Gengai.

''Because nobody wants to have their limbs exploded by your experiment.' Said Kagura.

''I know about. Listen if you help me out I am willing to pay a good amount of money.'' Said Gengai.

''We can pay the rent!'' Said Shinpachi.

''We can buy more straw Berry milk.'' Said Gintoki.

''We can buy things that Gintoki hate.'' Said Kagura.

''Like hell we will.'' Said Gintoki

''Can we start now?''' Asked Shinpachi.

''Yes, come in.'' Said Gengai.

''Great. Saddahru stay here.'' Said Kagura to her pet and he just whiny a little bit.

The trio went out to see what was the job at the workshop. The old man was a bit odd but sometimes he could be a genius.

At the workshop.

Gintoki, Kagura and Shinpachi saw the mess that was the workshop and were in shock to all that junk.

''Is Tama not cleaning here?" Asked Shinpachi.

''No, I own some money to Otose and until I pay her back she made sure Tama doesn't clean my stuff.'' Said Gengai.

''So granny got you too. She is really heartless.'' Said Gintoki.

''She saved your life ashole!'' Scream Shinpachi.

''Just put the junk of a few piles. Nothing major, I will check on that later.'' Said Gengai telling their job.

The Odd Jobs trio were going to see what this junk was all about, before they could see Kagura saw what looked like a figuratively small rocket.

''Oooh.'' Said Kagura.

''A rocket?' Asked Shinpachi

''Yes, I was testing this thing out but turn out a failure.'' Said Gengai.

''Why were you making a rocket?" Asked Gintoki.

''I thought about the idea of having an app that would deliver things from a planet to another. Like postal services but you would know when you send and when is getting delivered.'' Said Gengai.

''Like a ride app?" Asked Kagura.

''Yes, something like that.'' Said Gengai.

''Is this stuff not working?" Asked Gintoki.

''Yes, totally worthless.'' Said Gengai.

''Is safe to keep it around all this flammable objects?" Asked Shinpachi.

''Kind off.'' Said Gengai.

''Cool, I am taking this to play with Saddaharu.'' Said Kagura.

''Kagura, this is way more dangerous than his other toys!'' Said Shinpachi.

''Ok, we will just move the junk to piles of junk. This should be easy.'' Said Gintoki.

''Let's get this thing done so we can go back home.'' Said Kagura.

''Why do I feel this will backfire.'' Said Shinpachi.

The Odd Jobs started working for an hour, even thought there was still a ton of junk to be put in a pile they were doing a good job so far.

''Ok, we deserve a break.'' Said Gintoki.

''Right, that's our union right!'' Said Kagura.

''Well, I don't think…'' Said Shinpachi but the old man had bought that talk.

''I am going to return with some drinks.'' Said Gengai.

The old man went out to get some drinsk, leaving the group alone in his shop.

''Let's play with the rocket.'' Said Kagura.

''Sure,'' Said Gintoki.

''Are you two for real? Haven't heard what he said? This thing isn't safe at all. Why would you want to play with that?" Asked Shinpachi.

''Shinpachi, we are a crossover fanfic. How do you think we are going to get out of our planet?" Asked Gintoki.

''Fanfic! What are you talking about? Isn't this the manga?' Asked Shinpachi.

''Shut up, let's just mess around with this rocket before he return.'' Said Gintoki.

The trio just decided to check on the rocket, it could fit a packet so big that it would rival your aunt luggage.

At another world.

A boy named Bell cranel was looking at the stars while sleeping next to his goddess Hestia. He was just a young boy that wished to be an adventure. However, he felt that he need it more training and wished someone to help him.

''I wonder if I can meet someone who knows to fight with a sword.'' Thought Bell as he saw a wishing start.

Bell would get his wish but not the way he would expect.

Yes, we have the set up and next time will be the Odd Jobs being launched into space. Don't worry, more people will appear, and you will all see how they ended up in this world. In term of lore, the Danmachi world is one of the few worlds of the galaxy that wans colonized by the Amanto, it's a dwarf planet like Pluto. Since it's there but it doesn't do much. I will explore more than once they arrived there. Thank you all.