Because we all get high sometimes... A warning: This is a crack story. A story on crack. It makes NO sense. It's not supposed to.

Just a lovely springtime weekend. Warnings for fairly gratuitous smut.

A string of drabbles about Yuffie Kisaragi. Note: There are a few mentions of racism.

Elena and Tseng's thoughts while caught by the silver-haired men. Note: Contains violence.

Vincent attends to Cid's minor injuries after a bar fight. Pretty much fluff.

In which Genesis receives a rather poetic note about dancing and he tells Sephiroth. SGC/mentions of sex/don't like, don't read! Review if you like! Read AN in the beginning! It's important!

It honestly wasn't one of Sephiroth's best days, oh no, it was as if the Goddess herself was taking amusement in making his life hell...But there was one upside to a bad day... SLASH. Censored version.

[One Shot - Based on 'The Fifth Act'] He marched through the hallways purposefully, his mind focused on one goal. One person. It was probably Not A Good Idea... and that was putting it mildly.

Everything Genesis is, Tseng isn't. One with the life of a traitor and one with the life devoted to the very thing the other betrayed. Even so, they can't help but feel safe with each other.

Hard working and silent, Rude never voices objection, but a suppressed rage dwells within the man for an injustice that torments him daily. But what can he do when the cause of his suffering is his boss? Will he ever discover the truth? RudexTseng.

CAUTION: CHARACTER DEATH. CloudXTifa Un-betaed. Just read it. Please! I'm terrible at Summaries.

Missy always spent her life running away, especially from those soldiers. Why is she running? And what does Sephiroth want with her? But just maybe, after meeting Cloud, she can change her dark destiny.

"When you're hurt and scared for so long... Fear and pain turn to hate. And hate starts to change the world..." How different would Dirge of Cerberus be if the encounter in Midgar started differently... Warnings are inside.

No existe la libertad, sino la búsqueda de la libertad, y esa búsqueda es la que nos hace libres. Y quizá, cuando encuentre lo que tanto ansío ver, no sepa como manejarlo. PRIMERA PARTE.

What will happen if Cloud Strife, the worker at Valentine Boutique has an encounter with Tifa Lockheart, the robot that was invented by Professor Hojo. Sorry for the bad summary. Cloud X Tifa

A dying planet... A man who wants to stand amongst the gods... A soldier consumed by his madness... and another who wishes for the destruction off all creation... This is the frontier, the frontier of a new era... Elements of other games added.

Cloud wakes up next to a still sleeping Tifa from the best sleep he had ever had. He realizes that he wouldn't mind waking up like this for the rest of his life. He brushes some hair out of the angel of a woman's face, and she stirs. Slowly, her eyes flutter open and that's when it happens...

She was miserable at her cousin's wedding... until a strangely familiar silver-haired man asked her to dance. Who is he, and WHY does he look so familiar? Based on a dream I once had, and now turned into the multi-chapter story 'Dancing Against the Seven Destinies'.

AU. Vincent is the captain of the royal guard and the king's favorite, snubbed and sentenced to a remote outpost in the middle of nowhere. *singsong* Yaaaaaaaoi! Did I mention AU?... some kind of strange FF7-very, VERY loose Ancient Rome-type crossover

Cloud gets revenge, kidnapping and knocking out the guilty. Will those four men be able to convince Cloud for forgiveness? Will they even want it? Or will there surprise turn into begging? -I'll see how many reviews I have before continuing. c:

With Zack on a mission, Aerith spends her time reminiscing about one of their past adventures. This time, it's an adventure that includes a giant yellow bird. Oneshot Zack X Aerith

"She was human and her name was Tifa. She once had a life somewhere, and there was someone who'd protected her." — game world AU. It's a work in progress. Anyway, reviews are welcomed!

Sometimes cute is dangerous, as Zack and the top couple of floors of the Shin-Ra tower find out.

When Cloud comes home after a tiring day, he looks like he's about to die. The first thing he does is give Tifa a bone-crushing hug, like he never wants to let her go, like he's afraid of losing her. Just when Tifa wants to ask him what spooked him like this, something highly unexpected happens...

She is the last of the cetra and the planet's greatest hope. He is the son of President Shinra and heir to an empire. Tseng is the Turk sworn to watch over them, amidst the pull of fate, duty and love. One Shot Tseng's relationship with Aerith & Rufus