Winter Fever! by by WyldClaw
Plot: This is a spoof of the catchy Muppet Treasure Island song "Cabin Fever". This is what my friends and i are thinking during this recent ( seemingly) endless reign of cold freezing winter temperatures Names have been changed to protect privacy . I'm using the soundtrack version so there's an added verse not heard in the film. WC refers to yours truly. italics are extra lines and XX separate the verses Enjoy!
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WC: It's been weeks since we've had above 40 temps
Naomi: : Seemingly forever since it's been warm.
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WC : oh no ! I've got the madness .. I can't fight it anymore! I've got winter fever!
Naomi: I Me too!
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Everyone: WINTER FEVER!
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Moe: I got winter fever; it's burning up my brain
Chrissy: I've got winter fever; it's driving me totally insane
Danny, Curly, Robbie: We've got cabin fever; we're tossing our caps and bandanas
Been stuck with this frigid cold so long that we've gone totally bananas!
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Everyone : Ariba!
Chicky chicky ba-boom
un Chicky chicky ba-boom tic
Chicky chicky ba-boom
un Chicky chicky ba-boom tic
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Ross: We got winter fever; I've lost what little sense of reality I had
Carrie: We got winter fever; we're all going stark raving mad
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WC: My sanity is hanging by a thin thread
Since I can't walk anywhere I've nearly gone out of my head-
Chrissy, Carrie, Naomi, Ross, Robbie, Moe, Curly i: NEARLY? (WC nervously chuckles )
Gigi: We were happy happy. Mother nature was on our side
WC: and now she's really not. Ha ha heh! Cause someone majorly peeved her off and now we're totally paying the price and she's freezing our a- (Gets kick in the rear by Gigi, Lee, Robbie, Chrissy, Naomi, Carrie, Moe) owwww!
Gigi, Lee, Robbie, Chrissy, Naomi, Carrie, Moe: Shut it big nose! ( grin evilly and WC gulps)
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Moe: Grab the big mouth by the shirt and tail ( grabs WC by the shirt and tail )
WC: urrk!
Chrissy,: kick her butt badly ( Gigi, Lee, Robbie, Chrissy, Naomi, kara Moe kick WC tail and butt)
WC: ( groaning) : Seriously?
Carrie: Do-do is - give her a big wedgie ( WC screams like a girl)
Lee: ahh . Listen to her try to weasel her way out terribly
WC: i'm not weaseling my way out … much … uh… you don't want to do this . uh yeah … you really don't want to do this . you'll let me go scott -free.. ( nervously gulps uh right?
Moe, Gigi, Chrissy, Lee , Robbie, Carrie, Kara, Ross, Naomi: Wrong-!
Moe, Ross, Naomi , Robbie Carrie Chrissy: swing her left, left right
It's time to give her what she deserved ages ago
( they grab WC's tail and limbs)
WC: oh fluff
Swing into the freezing outside
and throw her in the snow. ( They throw WC into a cold snow bank)
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WC ( shivering): N-n-not c-c-cool. I didn't d-deserve this. (everyone gives her a look) . Okay maybe I did
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Robbie: We got winter fever
Chrissy: We're sick of having winter on the brain
Robbie : We're mad
Chrissy: And jammed
Chrissy and Robbie: And totally insane
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Curly: Ach du wmegar Volkswagen car
Larry: Yodel-lay-ee- whoo-hoo
Curly: : sour braised chicken chnitzel
Moe: Und a coffee bar
Larry: Yodel-lay-ee- whoo-hoo
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gigi, Chrissy, Moe , Naomi, Ross, Curly , Carrie, Robbie : We were happy happy , the temps were on our side
WC: But then Mother Nature decided to totally freeze our (Chrissy, Moe , Naomi, Ross, Curly , Carrie, Robbie, Kara, glare at her then break her nose, kick her butt and give her a swollen black eye).
WC( holding her broken nose) owww! My nose , butt and eye!
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Moe: I've got winter fever . this is is the pits
Chrissy : I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever ticked Mother Nature off cause I've had it!
Robbie: Agreed!
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WC : (holding ice packs over her bloody broken nose and black swollen eye)):
I was trying to stay warm beneath the chilly moon
And dreaming of a tropical warm lagoon.
If the weather doesn't with up soon
I'll become as crazy as a loon
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Everyone:
Winter fever has attacked all aboard
This once proud community has become a mental crazy ward
We were happy , happy till we were blasted with this endless frigid air headed who knows where
And although we're all here
We're not really all there
Winter fever!
AAHHH!