Blue in Poulina's Trap:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Blue was hunting down some teens that have entered Hemlock Woods. "I'm gonna get'cha," says Blue, "I'm gonna eat'cha!" But then something knocks him out…
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Blue wakes up. "Wha-where am I," asks Blue.
"Welcome Blue. I am Poulina!" She was a horrible spider thing.
"Wha-what do you want," asks Blue.
"I want you, Blue," says Poulina, "now you're mine and we're going to get married and have lots of kids!"
"What," asks Blue.
Blue's Fantasy:
Blue's stuck looking after the kids. "Bluelina, knock it off," says Blue.
Then Poulina enters. "I want more kids," says Poulina.
Reality:
"No way," says Blue.
"There you are, Blue," says Red, "you realize how embarrassing it is to have kids do tasks without a monster to make it more diffi…" Red then sees Poulina. "Oh, now I see!"
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Blue is about to be forced to marry Poulina and Red is being forced to officiate it. "So… if there's anyone who objects…" Red begins.
"I object," says Amethyst, "stay away from my man!"
"How did you even find out about this," asks Poulina.
"I read the chapter up to this point," says Amethyst. She then attacks Poulina.
"Now's our chance to escape," says Red.
"Hold it," says Blue, "two women are fighting over me. I think I'd like to stay and watch this."
Red looks. "I'll get the popcorn," says Red.
Amethyst defeats Poulina and she and Blue embrace while Red kicks Poulina's head, but her brother, Pou sees that and attacks Red. Blue and Amethyst then run out.
The End