The Warriors: From Zero to Hero
Chapter 3
Hades was ready to put his plan into motion where he would take out Zeus and rule Mount Olympus but he needed to know if it was coming true from the fates
The scene changes to a chamber with the Fates
Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight. Atropos said
Atropos cuts a thread with scissors and a woman's scream is heard.
Incoming! Lachesis said
The Fates laugh as a soul enters the cave and flies into a tunnel as the counter above the tunnel now says "Over 5000000001 served"
Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that i'm... Hades said
Late! the fates said
We knew you would be. Clotho said
We know everything. Lachesis said
The fates take quick turns as they pass their only eye from one another as they speak the next three lines
Past. Clotho said
Present. Lachesis said
And future. Atropos said
Atropos then whispered something to Panic
Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big. Atropos said
Great. Great. Anyway, see, Ladies, i was at this party, and i lost track of... Hades said
We know! the fates said
Yeah. I know...you know. Hades said
Hades goes over to a map table depicting Greece with pawns of Zeus and the gods
So, here's the deal. Zeus, Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you, get off of my cloud". Now, he has... Hades said
A bouncing baby brat. the fates said
We know! Clotho said
Hades then burst into flames a little annoyed by the fates knowing everything
I know! You know. I know. I got it. I got the concept. So, let me just ask is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? What do you think? Hades said
Um... Lachesis said
Oh no, you don't. We are not supposed to reveal the future. Clotho said
A spider lowers out of her nostril and she sniffs it back inside
Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can i? Can i ask you a question, by the way? Hades said
Of course. Lachesis said
Are you, did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. Hades said
Why thank you. Lachesis said
I mean, you look like a fate worse than death. Hades said
Oh, stop. Lachesis said
Lachesis giggles before Clotho hits her on the head and the eye falls out into the hands of Panic
Oh, gross! Panic said
Yech! It's blinkin'! Pain said
Pain kicks it into Hades's hand who pulls off a dust strand from the eye
Ladies, please, my fate... Hades said
Hades puts the eye onto Lachesis's hand
Is in your lovely hands. Hades said
Oh? Lachesis said
All right. Clotho said
The eye raises in the air showing pictures of the future
In 18 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely. Atropos said
Ay, verse. Oy. Hades said
The time to act will be at hand. Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. Atropos said
Mm-hmm, good, good. Hades said
Then, the once-proud Zeus will finally fall, and you, Hades, will rule all! Atropos said
Hades thrilled starts bursting into flames
Yes! Hades rules! Hades said
A word of caution to this tale. Atropos said
Excuse me? Hades said
Should Hercules fight, you will fail. Atropos said
The Fates then disappear cackling away into the eye as Hade bursts into flames angrily
WHAAAT?! Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine. Hades said
Later a bell dings and a pair of doors open to show Hades and his boys standing in front of a skeleton-decorated vault with a vial shown in the center
Pain? Panic? Hades said
Yeah? Pain said
What is it? Panic said
Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god? Hades said
I do not...know. Pain said
You can't. Panic said
Why? Hades said
They're immortal? Panic said
Bingo! They're immortal. Hades said
Hades then takes a vial with red liquid and the camera zooms at it filling the screen
So, first, you got to turn the little sunspot...mortal. Hades said
It was now dusk at Mount Olympus as the night sky was brought over at Mount Olympus by the night god Nyk driving his goats across the atmosphere as Baby Hercules and Baby Pegasus were sleeping together Suddenly the shadows of Pain and Panic crawled over Baby Hercules and grabbed him the sounds of glass breaking and Pain and Panic tittering make Zeus and Hera wake up
Huh? Zeus said
What? What is it? Hera said
I don't know it must be... Zeus said
Must be what? Hera said
Suddenly Zeus and Hera realized that something horrible must have happened
The Baby! Zeus and Hera both said
Zeus and Hera ran to the cradle but found only Baby Pegasus while Baby Hercules was gone
Hercules! Oh! Hera said
NOOOOOOO! Zeus said
As Zeus screams lightning bolts flash and a giant thunderstorm rages over Olympus as Pain and Panic fly down to Earth carrying Baby Hercules
Now, we did it! Zeus is gonna use us for target practice! Panic said
Just hang onto the kid, Panic! Pain said
Pain and Panic fall to the ground and Baby Hercules starts crying
Hurry! Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay? Panic said
Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula. Pain said
Baby Hercules stops glowing as he drinks the potion
Look at that! He's...changing. Panic said
Yeah, he is. Pain said
Can we do it now? Panic said
No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion! Every last drop. Pain said
While Pain and Panic were giving Baby Hercules the potion someone was calling out nearby
Who's there? a voice said
Pain and Panic run away dropping the empty vial as it breaks and one last drop falls onto the ground
Alcmene, over here. Amphitryon said
Oh, you poor thing! Oh, don't cry. Alcmene said
Is anybody there? Amphitryon said
Pain and Panic looked at the couple checking on Baby Hercules from the bushes
Now? Panic said
Now. Pain said
Pain and Panic's shadows are shown as they walk and transform into snakes
Oh well, he must have been abandoned. Amphitryon said
Amphitryon, for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. Alcmene said
We have? Amphitryon said
Yes. Perhaps, they've answered our prayers. Alcmene said
Amphitryon reads Hercules' name from a medallion on his neck
Perhaps they have...Hercules? Amphitryon said
While they were looking at Baby Hercules Pain and Panic as snakes attack but Baby Hercules catches them and giggles happily hits them several times against the ground then ties them into a knot and threw them far away. Amphitryon and Alcmene stare with their jaws dropped
Help, help, help! Pain and Panic both said
Pain and Panic crashed against a rocky wall and then they turned to their normal forms
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened. Panic said
You mean, *if* he finds out! Pain said
Of course, he's gonna f...If? Panic said
Yeah? Pain said
If is good. Panic said
Yeah. Pain said
The scene then pans to Mount Olympus in dark clouds and then resolves to the Muses
It was tragic. Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search. Calliope said
But by the time they found the baby, it was too late. Terpsichore said
(Young Herc was mortal now.)
(But since he did not drink the last drop.)
(He still retained his godlike strength.)
(So thank his lucky star!)
(Tell it girl.)
(But Zeus and Hera wept.)
(Because their son could never come home.)
(They'd have to watch their precious baby.)
(Grow up from afar.)
(Though Hades' horrid plan.)
(Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth.)
(The boy grew stronger ev'ry day.)
(And that's the gospel truth!)
The scene then resolves to a grassy area with sheep baaing while a carriage with a lot of hay moves along the road unnaturally fast then we see Amphitryon and his horse sitting before it
Hercules, slow down! Amphitryon said
No, can do pop. Young Hercules said
What? Amphitryon said
We gotta get there on time. Amphitryon said
But... Amphitryon said
Come on pop. Have faith. Young Hercules said
Alright fine just take it easy. Amphitryon said
Got it. Young Hercules said
Hercules was no longer a baby but was now a teenager carrying Amphitryon on a carriage and they were about to be greeted by some people dropping very soon stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
