FeatherClaw: The Early Years:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
FeatherClaw was going to be late to class, but then the school bully, CatNap shows up. "Hello, FeatherClaw!"
"CatNap, please, not now…"
"Don't be so paranoid," says CatNap, "I was only going to help you get to class!"
"Really," asks FeatherClaw.
"Yes, right this…" CatNap shoves FeatherClaw into a locker. "I can't believe he fell for that again!" CatNap then walks away, laughing.
FeatherClaw tries to get out. DogDay then comes and gets him out. "You fell for the locker thing again," asks DogDay.
"Yeah," says FeatherClaw, "I can't believe you used to be friends with him!"
"That was a long time ago," says DogDay, "he's just a jerk!"
...
They get to class. "You're late," says Miss Delight.
"CatNap shoved me into a locker," says FeatherClaw.
"You expect me to believe you fell for that again," asks Miss Delight.
"I know, right," asks FeatherClaw.
Then CraftyCorn arrives. "Sorry I'm late," says CraftyCorn. She has to sit next to CatNap, much to her dislike.
CatNap hands a note to FeatherClaw. "What's this," asks FeatherClaw.
"What do you have there," asks Miss Delight. She takes a look. "Ugly Abomination? As if I looked like this!" She suddenly looked like the drawing. You're writing on the blackboard!"
"Why," asks FeatherClaw.
"Because the ugly abomination said so," says Miss Delight.
"But Miss Delight, it was CatNap," says CraftyCorn.
"I think she's been inhaling too many paint fumes," says CatNap.
...
FeatherClaw's in the halls. "I'm sorry CatNap's so mean to you," says CraftyCorn.
"I'm sorry you had to sit next to him," says FeatherClaw.
"Well, if it isn't the happy couple," says CatNap.
"Leave us alone, CatNap," says FeatherClaw.
"Oh, look who's so brave," says CatNap, "meet me in the school yard! We're going to settle this!"
...
CatNap was waiting for FeatherClaw. "He won't show up," says CatNap, "because he's afraid of spiders… uh… I mean CatNap!"
"You're so mean," says CraftyCorn.
"Why don't you get to know me," says CatNap, grabbing her.
"That's enough," says DogDay, "it's time someone shuts you up!"
"Like you?" CatNap then tears DogDay's legs off. "Poor little doggy!"
"CatNap," says FeatherClaw.
"So, you're brave after all," says CatNap.
"Huh," asks FeatherClaw, "oh no, I was in the bathroom!"
"You had the chili," asks CatNap.
"Oh yeah," says FeatherClaw.
"Didn't everyone warn you about that," asks CatNap.
"I know, but it looked so good," says FeatherClaw.
"Well, now I'll have to teach you why you should listen to important warnings," says CatNap. He then attacks FeatherClaw.
"FeatherClaw," says CraftyCorn.
FeatherClaw then picks up DogDay's legs and they start kicking CatNap. "What," asks CatNap.
FeatherClaw places the legs in CatNap's paws and they continue to kick him.
"I'm not even in control of them," says DogDay.
The legs continue to kick CatNap until CatNap throws them away and pants. "I'm from the house across the street," says Mommy Longlegs, "what's going on?"
"SPIDER!" CatNap then runs away and everyone laughs. Mommy Longlegs just shrugs and leaves.
CraftyCorn then kisses FeatherClaw.
The End