A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. Absolute crack nonsense. Still going after nine years.

Long ago, a bard named Beedle made a remarkably grievous mistake. Centuries later, his mistake fell into the hands of 2 exceptionally bright wizards & history repeated itself. 5 decades later, a cunning young wizard discovered this mistake & gave his entire life for a single drop of this power. But Death wanted revenge. And so revenge was born on All Hallows Eve, 1979...

Hermione Granger has given everything for the love of Harry Potter, but her devotion begins to turn into a dangerous obsession.

Draco encuentra a un gato que lo sigue a todas partes. ¿Lo extraño? Tiene los mismos ojos que su némesis: Harry Potter. [Drarry]

Harry James Potter is not the Boy-Who-Lived, but he does go to school with him. A little off if you ask Harry, that Neville Longbottom, always running around getting into trouble. [On Hiatus, but definitely not abandoned]

Filling in the blanks for all the greatest missed moments between all our favorite characters, throughout the nineteen years between the end of the war and the epilogue.

An AU story where Harry is trained by an assassin from the age of eight. New challenges will face him and canon ones will be altered and completely dismissed too.

Harry Potter died fighting a war he couldn't win. Betrayed by fate and burdened by failure, he had expected afterlife to be conforting. Instead, Harry finds himself in a time before Voldemort's rise, before the deaths of those he loved, before the world he knew was torn apart. The question is: can he save the future without losing himself? Or has he already? Slightly OC Harry

Updated on Mondays. Hogwarts, 1942. Fear spreads as whispers of a monster echo through the castle. Alastor Moody suspects Tom Riddle, but suspicion means nothing without proof. As friendships fracture and tensions rise, Moody faces a choice—act before it's too late or lose everything, including Gideon Prewett, the one person he can't afford to lose.

Un bambino vittima di abusi. Un uomo dal passato oscuro. Riuscirà l'amore a smacchiare le due anime da ogni ferita e colpa? [SEVERITUS]

From the moment he learns of his heritage, Harry is offered knowledge and power beyond what Hogwarts dares to teach. Under the guidance of an unseen mentor, he discovers ancient magic, forgotten truths, and the weight of true ambition. But as he treads this path, he begins to question whether he is mastering the darkness - or if the darkness is mastering him.

A Harry Potter Drinny interview.

The events at the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year result in him being sent back in time and into his body just before his eleventh birthday. Things are different, however, and for every familiar detail there's an inexplicable aberration from the reality he thought he knew. How on earth can he make things right when he hardly understands what's happening around him?

In her married life, Hermione isn't ready to be a mother, no matter how much Ron presses to start a family. In a burlesque muggle club, Severus is getting wasted, in memory of the Masters that no longer rule his life. In his attic flat, their affair begins.

UA série de rencontres inopinées dans un supermarché, un vendredi soir. Pansy est une vraie plaie pour Hermione.

Cassiopeia Crane is a Hufflepuff girl who is struggling to find the sunshine in her life since her twin sister died in a tragic accident. But when Slytherin Quidditch Captain Lorenzo Berkshire slowly helps the sun find her shine again, she can't help but notice how he's been there all along. Crashes and Caresses is a friends-to-lovers, sunshine x sunshine book.

This is a Jily/Marauders-centric, Wolfstar baiting, Peter-has-a-personality, mostly-canon, chronological and multi-pov telling of what potentially happened throughout the years of 1959-1981."

Tonks was excited when she joined the Order for the first time. But only a moment later she got this feeling that something was off. So she could only do one thing. She was an Auror and her job was only done when it was done.

Post war, those left behind after the final battle have to start to pick up the pieces and start to rebuild the world around them. Mostly set at Hogwarts first to rebuild then to finish up their education. New teachers and new friendships, some of which might lead to new relationships. (It only lets you add four charaters, this story will host many many more than the four listed)

The Triwizard Tournament should be a chance for glory, but for Harry Potter, it only means isolation. With his friends distant and all of Hogwarts against him, he finds himself more alone than ever. Until Luna Lovegood shows up. She does not doubt his word, she does not demand explanations from him or judge him. He is just there, with his gaze lost in the reflection of the moon.

After learning the truth about the prophecy, Harry comes to a single conclusion: He is most definitely going to die. Well, if he's going out, then Merlin be damned, he'd go out living his life to the fullest. And what better way to do that than by charming the knickers off of every girl who caught his fancy? Hogwarts isn't ready for a Boy-Who-Lived with a death wish.

El Torneo de los Tres Magos debería ser una oportunidad para la gloria, pero para Harry Potter, solo ha significado aislamiento. Con sus amigos distantes y todo Hogwarts en su contra, se encuentra más solo que nunca. Hasta que Luna Lovegood aparece. Ella no duda de su palabra, no le exige explicaciones ni lo juzga. Solo está ahí, con su mirada perdida en el reflejo de la luna.

What if one of Harry's children goes abroad for their education instead of going to Hogwarts? What will they encounter?

An 8th Year at Hogwarts AU in Draco's Point of View. Drarry in later chapters- possibly sexually explicit. Summary Pending. Test run. No beta read, we die like Dobby. Posted on Ao3 @ QuincyxWagonwheel- I do not own any of the rights associated with Harry Potter; those rights belong to Jk Rowling and any other adversaries she's approved.

Two rejected children, two destinies, two crippled souls, two dreams of a fairy tale, and one common prophecy. Or: a few years before entering Hogwarts, Harry Potter meets a neighbour boy who happens to be a wizard. This is a story of the two friends who swore to never betray or abandon each other.