A pregnant Wednesday Addams was sitting at a laptop typing a story one afternoon. As it was raining hard outside: thunder could be heard, while lightning shined through the window into a bedroom filled with black curtains, a grey bed, and white walls (but still had several vases with yellow and red flowers in them). Enid then stepped into the room carrying a tray of food as with a big smile she said, "Howdy roomy! How's the story coming along!?" As Wednesday kept her focus on her screen, she said, "Quite nicely. Although now that my main two characters have achieved the pinnacle of what most of my readers were hoping they'd reach, it is daunting to come up with new ideas for what my two leads shall be up to now." Then a smiling Enid said, "Well since you're eating for three, I made you a snack." Wednesday then looking a bit nervous said, "Oh. Enid. The type of food you make is..." Then Enid put a plate down near Wednesday as she happily and excitedly said, "Now, now. I know you're not the biggest fan of my cooking. But look! I dipped your strawberries and carrots in dark chocolate, so now you can't see the color. And I baked you some bread in the shape of hands, but stuffed them with dark red jam. So when you slice it open, it'll look like someone is bleeding." Wednesday then looked a bit impressed as she said, "Why Mrs. Addams... you continue to impress me." Enid happily smiled as she said, "Thank you Mrs. Addams."

Then suddenly the sound of loud thunder caused Enid to jump in fear, and she landed in Wednesday's lap. Enid wrapped her arms around Wednesday and leaned her head near Wednesday's head, as she looked very terrified, and was even shaking a bit. Wednesday sighed as she rolled her eyes, but then hugged Enid lovingly as she said, "There, there now." As Enid looked both scared and slightly ashamed, she said, "Sorry. It's just... so loud." Then suddenly there was a loud breaking noise downstairs, followed by the sounding of running water. A wide eyed Wednesday then said, "Enid... I think our water broke." Then Enid suddenly looked panicked as she said, "So soon!? But you still have another three months till your due date!" Then Wednesday with a practical face said, "No. I mean our water pipes broke." Enid then casually said, "Oh. Right. Our pipes." Then Enid suddenly jumped up and yelled, "Our pipes!?"

Hours later, several service men were working in Wednesday and Enid's house drying things off, and doing some light repairs. As the lead repair men stood in front of Wednesday and Enid in their living room; he said, "Well luckily we got here fast enough to stop any major damage to your home. Keep the fans on where we left them for the next 24 hours, and your house will be just fine. Your pipes though... well they're old; and most them will need to be replaced. I'll leave my estimate with you. Have a good day." As the lead repair man left, Enid's eyes got wide as she looked at the paper left behind. A panicked Enid then said, "OH GOD! We can't afford this Wednesday. This can't be happening! We're gonna lose our home. We'll live on the streets, and have to deliver our babies in some back room alley filled with spiders and roaches. And I don't care if you think that sounds like fun Wens! We are not doing that!" Then Wednesday with a practical face said, "Calm yourself Enid. The dowry my father provided us upon our marriage: paid for this entire home already; so we will at least always have a literal roof over our heads. Also, our current work supplies us with enough funds for our regular monthly expenditures. We simply most find enough money for this one major expense." Then Enid still looking a bit worried said, "But... how?"

The next day: Wednesday and Enid were at their workplace. The two were sitting near the front desk and front window of the custom clothing store they worked at, as they were tinkering with two different outfits. Wednesday was adding fake cobwebs and spiders to the long black dress she was working on, while Enid was adding rainbow suspenders to a pink pantsuit she was tinkering with. Enid then sighed and had a sad look on her face as she worked. Wednesday noticed this, and then got out from her bag: a bottle of water. Wednesday then handed the bottle over to Enid and said, "Here. You have been most stressed, and increased hydration will assist in alleviating your undesired symptoms." Enid made a small smile as she took the bottle and said, "Thanks for the water Wens. And... thanks for awesome sex last night. It did help me feel better." Wednesday with a practical look on her face said, "Sexual intercourse with an individual one is emotionally invested in tends to have that result."

Then as Enid finished her water, she said, "Although I am curious. When we were doing that whole bondage thing... how were you able to tie me up so quickly and so effectively?" Wednesday raised one eyebrow as she said, "Are you seriously questioning how I know the most efficient ways to restrain someone?" Enid looking a bit silly for a second, then said, "My mistake. But now that we've distracted ourselves for a bit... how are we gonna fix our pipes Wens? If we don't fix them... well... our house is already too old to most people anyway. No one will buy an old house that doesn't have pipes. And we can't just keep boiling water and take showers at the local gym. What are we gonna do when our kids are born? Bathe them in the muddy swamp down the hill by our house?" Then Wednesday in a monotone voice said, "Bathing me in mud was something mother would do for me often when I was young. The experience was highly pleasing." Enid then glared at Wednesday, and then Wednesday realizing Enid was upset, cleared her voice as she said, "However I am certain one of us will come up with a solution soon if we think outside the box long enough. Don't torture yourself Enid. That's my job... when we role-play at night."

Then suddenly through the front door of the shop: four young men walked in as they seemed to be looking right at Wednesday and Enid. One of the guys then looked at his phone and said, "Yo. It's really them. The hot goth chick and her wife." Wednesday looking frustrated said, "Can I help you?" One of the young men then said, "Yo. You two are like in the top hundred of OnlyHotties. Yo. Show your boobs for just a second so we can get a pic." A confused but slightly curious Enid said, "OnlyHotties? What's that?" Then one of the guys said, "It's an app where users post pictures of hot girls that have never had nudes or sex tapes leak out. And then other users say how much they'd seriously pay for real nudes or sex tapes of those girls. And after some video of your hot wedding kiss got online, you two are now at the top of many people's lists of girls they wanna see nude. So... lets see some tits."

Then Wednesday grabbed her umbrella nearby, pulled a sword from it, and then pointed the sword at the four young men as she said, "Only if you agree to let me see your severed fingers." Then as most of the young men immediately ran away, one of them stayed as he frustratingly said, "Yo. What's wrong with showing off your hot bod?" Then as Wednesday stepped towards the guy, she said, "My body. My choice. Also... my sword... your head." Then Wednesday swung her sword at the guy, as he ran away incredibly fast while screaming in a high pitch tone. Then Wednesday smirked as she put her sword away, while saying, "And Roberta thought we needed to increase our security. I'll be in the office if you need me." Wednesday then walked out of the room, as Enid made a little smile and waved. However once Wednesday was gone, Enid immediately took out her phone and began doing an internet search on it.

That evening: Enid sat in front of her computer alone in the bedroom. Enid was clicking through a website, as she saw a page with creepy close up shots of her and Wednesday kissing during their wedding. Enid scrolled down and saw many comments by men begging to see a sex video of the two together. Then Enid looked down for a moment as she looked like she was contemplating something heavy. Then Enid brought up a video of herself naked holding her cell phone in front of the bathroom mirror as she said, "Okay. This is Candid Camera Video #5 of me and Wens together." Then in the video: Enid hid her camera behind a towel sitting on the sink (leaving enough room for the camera lens to be the only part of the phone not covered). Then in the video: Wednesday walked into the bathroom naked. Then suddenly Enid jumped up behind Wednesday and hugged her (while putting her open palms against Wednesday's breasts) as she said, "Howdy roomy!" Wednesday then rolled her eyes as she said, "Enid. Please. I am attempting to bathe myself. I have a busy schedule today." Then as Enid nestled her head against Wednesday's: she said, "Come on Wens. Just a little morning quickie. Please!" Wednesday sighed, and then said, "Very well." Then Enid brought her hands down and pushed her two pointer fingers into Wednesday's vagina. Enid immediately began to thrust her fingers into Wednesday hard and fast. Wednesday's eye balls began to roll upward as her mouth widened and moans were immediately heard from her. As Enid continued to pleasure Wednesday, Wednesday said, "Oh! Ohhhh! OOOHHHH!" Then Wednesday immediately squealed in a high pitched tone as her mouth opened very wide as she yelled, "OOOOOHHHHHH!"

The video file then stopped playing as Enid immediately closed it. Enid then uploaded the video onto the website, and saw an option that said: "Do You Wish to Post to Purchase Page?" Enid sighed as she said to herself, "I'm sorry Wednesday... I don't want to share something so private and special to us with the world... but we need to do this to get by..." Then Wednesday suddenly walked into the bedroom as she said, "I have positive news to share." Enid immediately turned off her computer screen looking nervous as she said, "I wasn't doing anything! Um... what is it Wens?" Wednesday then held out a letter as she said, "The proper eyes have finally recognized my talent and just bought the rights to my most recent book I completed. I will receive royalties for each printing, and an initial flat fee I just received will be large enough to solve our financial issues. Thus, our pipe problems shall soon be behind us." Enid breathed a huge sigh of relief as she said, "Oh, that is such a relief." Wednesday then sat down near Enid as looked at Enid carefully while saying, "Enid... you appeared to be even more nervous right before I made my announcement than you were yesterday. What event caused this to occur?"

Enid then turned on her computer screen, clicked on a video file and showed a video playing of herself and Wednesday having sex in the bathroom. As Wednesday looked a bit confused, Enid with shame on her face said, "Wednesday... a few times over the last year... I've recorded us having sex with my phone without you knowing. I didn't share it with anyone. It was just for me. The plan was one day when we got a lot older - I'd surprise you with these videos and we'd have fun re-watching the days when we were younger and hotter. But ever since I learned about that website where people are willing to pay tons of money to see us making love... I was contemplating uploading one of my secret videos to the site." Wednesday looking surprised said, "Enid. I... didn't realize you would go to that extent." Enid looking very ashamed now said, "I know. I've heard the stories. Once you become a big porn star online, your body is all people become interested in, and they don't see you as a real person anymore. But... maybe I get why so many women do it now. Sometimes you gotta use what you got to make enough money to get by. I... I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was secretly filming you though."

Wednesday then held Enid's hand as she said, "You were just trying to help us. No apology is needed. However I am pleased my recent announcement prevented you from taking an action you'd regret." Enid made a little smile as she said, "Yeah. I mean... who needs money from people willing to give ten thousand dollars for a silly single camera sex video of us?" Wednesday's eyes suddenly widened as she said, "Ten thousand you say?" Then Wednesday suddenly snapped her fingers twice, and immediately several robotic arms with small cameras attached to them emerged from behind several paintings and plants on the walls. Enid looked confused as Wednesday with a simple tone said, "Enid... I have been secretly recording us having sex from multiple angles using high quality hidden cameras for months now. The video footage I kept for my personal uses alone. But now... I believe we and our children shall enjoy living quite comfortably as we shall undoubtedly soon receive fifty thousand dollars for what am I about to promise our interested parties..."

THE END

*Author's Note - More chapters in this series WILL come. Just gonna have to be patient till then. Coming up with ideas for adventures with Wednesday and Enid as a married couple has been difficult (so share ideas if you got them). But more importantly: Wednesday and Enid are characters I take great care with writing. Often when writing about them: I write a scene or two with them... and then re-write the scene again and again until it feels just right. Writing stories involving them literally takes four times longer than my other works, because I try to take great care to write them well. Now: as they are married and a bit older now, they ARE going to act a bit differently than they do on the show. However I will try to keep them true to themselves, while also keeping them true to their love for each other now. Anyway, thanks for reading! Will come back with more for this series... eventually.