Inspired by the Story: The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik by Jack Raymond, Sloan Nibley, and Henry Sharp

Enid was sitting in her bedroom at a desk, while she was typing on her laptop. Suddenly Enid's young daughter: Harmony walked in as she said, "Mommy. Can you give me a bath? My hair is dirty." As Enid glanced at Harmony, she said, "Well I told you. If you're gonna dig graves for your dolls near the swamp, that's going to happen. You're just gonna have to wait till after dinner." Harmony looking frustrated said, "But her body was decomposing. I had to bury her today." A confused looking Enid then said, "Wait. How can the body of a doll decompose?" Harmony with a straight forward face said, "The kind mother buys. She says dolls that have a limited lifespan help us learn to accept our mortality." Enid rolled her eyes as she said, "Of course Wednesday would say that. Well look sweetie, mommy is about to do an important business call. If you need anything, go ask your mother." Harmony sighed as she said, "But I can't find mother. Oh well. I'll be in my room mommy."

Harmony then left the room, as Enid began to focus on her laptop again. Suddenly though: Enid heard the bedroom door shut, as she heard Wednesday's voice say, "I find it out of character for you to be working on your birthday." As Enid stayed focused on her laptop, she said, "Oh hey Wens. Look, this important supplier would only talk to me on a Saturday, and I have to keep up with these orders to meet client demand." Then as Enid heard the bedroom door lock, she also heard Wednesday say, "Well I believe you have more pressing demands that must be met with first." A frustrated Enid then said, "Like what?" Then Enid turned her head, and her eyes immediately widened as she realized Wednesday was standing in the bedroom... wearing cat ears, and nothing else but a black lacy bra, and very tight revealing thong on her body. With a deadpan face, Wednesday looked straight at Enid with a face that looked deadpan (except for one eyebrow raised) as she said, "Happy birthday."

Enid's face suddenly turned red as she said, "Oh my God." Wednesday then stepped towards Enid slowly while swaying her hips as she said, "I am aware that wearing these cat ears increases your arousal for myself, but I wear them sparsely knowing that when I do: they will be better appreciated and bring about a more arousing experience." Then Wednesday sat in Enid's lap facing her, as she said, "My body is completely yours my world." Then a blushing Enid said, "Wednesday... this is like the hottest idea you've had in awhile, but your timing is not good, because I'm about to start a video call with..." Then suddenly Enid heard a beeping noise on her laptop, and then Enid immediately shoved Wednesday below her desk: right as a male businessman in a suit appeared on the screen.

Enid was sweating, but kept on a smile as she said, "Hello Mr. Guevara. It's a pleasure to see you today." The business man then said, "Oh, thank you for meeting me at this time Mrs. Sinclair-Addams. I know this isn't the most ideal time to talk." Then as Wednesday remained under the desk, she began to rub her hands against Enid's legs. As Enid tried to remain still, she simply said, "Oh, there's nothing wrong with this timing right now." Then Wednesday ran her hands onto Enid's shorts and slowly pulled them down, while the business man said, "Now then. I see you have become increasingly interested in our Sunset and Charcoal colored fabrics. Now we were considering discontinuing production of these colors, as almost no one buys those colored fabrics except Wenclair Fashion. So I can only continue manufacturing them if you promise to continue buying them in the amount you have over the last year." Then Wednesday pulled Enid's panties down with one hand, while using her other hand to start touching the opening of Enid's vagina. As Enid began to squirm down below her waist, she tried to remain composed above while saying, "Oh, I promise Mr. Guevara; Wenclair Fashion is determined to not just maintain, but also increase the amount we buy of all your fabric colors."

Then as Wednesday began to push two fingers deep into Enid's womanhood, the business man said, "Well I know it's impossible with the way business works to be able to guarantee how much of each color you'll order over the next year. But this is why I wanted to do this video call with you. I wanted to look at you in the eye and see you tell me at your word how much you still want our sunset and charcoal colored fabrics." Then Wednesday suddenly pushed her tongue deep into Enid's vagina, causing Enid's eyes to widen greatly as she said, "Oh yes, I love it!" Then business man looking surprised said, "Oh. Well. That certainly is a lot of enthusiasm. So then, can I tell my supervisors that Wenclair Fashion is highly interested about continuing our partnership?" Then as Wednesday grabbed Enid by the hips, she began to move her tongue deeper and faster into Enid's vagina, pushing her tongue in and out hard. A highly aroused Enid began to shake her legs, and with a very happy face: she closed her eyes as she said, "Yes. Oh God, yes!" The business man looking very pleased said, "Well, I must say this has been a very nice conversation Mrs. Sinclair Addams. You know... for being such a loyal and enthusiastic customer, I'll even give you ten percent off your next order. We look forward to our continued partnership going forward."

Then just one second after the video call ended: Wednesday leaped up, pushed Enid out of her chair, shoved her onto the nearby bed, and the two women immediately spent a long moment kissing one another. A grinning Enid then took off her shirt and bra, as Wednesday took off her own underwear. Wednesday (wearing nothing but cat ears now) then got on top of Enid with her knees on the bed, and her butt pointed up high into the air. Wednesday began to nibble at Enid's neck, while using one hand to tightly grab her butt, while using the other hand to play with Enid's womanhood. As Enid felt Wednesday pleasure her immensely, she said, "Ohh! Oh God! Oh Wens-babe. Yes! Oh God, yes! YES!" Then suddenly the two were interrupted by the sound of their daughter Harmony outside the bedroom saying, "Mother! Mommy! Ana and I can't find any apples!" Then Enid looked at the door and yelled, "They're in the bottom drawer of the fridge!" Then the two heard Harmony say, "Oh. Okay."

Then Enid looked at Wednesday's face as she said, "Now... where were we?" Then Enid flipped Wednesday onto her back, and pinned Wednesday's shoulders as she began to suck on Wednesday's firm breasts. As Wednesday put one hand on Enid's bare back, she dug her other hand into Enid's blonde hair. Wednesday then closed her eyes as she said, "Ohhhh! Yes! Ohhhh! Ooooohhh!" Then suddenly outside the bedroom, the two heard Harmony say, "Mommy. Where's the chocolate milk?" Then Enid yelled, "Behind the orange juice! Now you know what I said when the door is locked! Don't bother mother or mommy unless there's broken bones, bruises, barf, or blood involved!" Then the two heard Harmony groan as she said, "Okay." Then Enid looked into Wednesday's eyes as she said, "Uggh. What's the secret to having hot uninterrupted sex with kids in the house? All these interruptions is just like when we made our last annual OnlyFans video." Then Wednesday raised one eyebrow as she said, "As I recall, the children interrupting us in that video only seemed to spike our viewers' interest. Now then... turn around and show me the other side of my world."

Enid smirked as she turned her body around and had her face go right above Wednesday's vagina, while keeping her own vagina right above Wednesday's face. Wednesday grabbed Enid's hips, and immediately stuck her tongue inside of Enid's moist womanhood. Enid meanwhile grabbed Wednesday's hips, and pushed her face down and began to push her own tongue into Wednesday's vagina. As the two married women began to push their tongues back and forth into the others' vagina, suddenly they heard Harmony outside the room say, "Mommy!" Then Enid held her head up and said, "MOMMY AND MOTHER ARE BUSY!" Then the two heard Harmony say, "But you said I could bother if you if there's blood. And Ana felt down and got a cut." Then Harmony yelled, "Band-aids are in the drawer next to frig! You both know how to put them on! You help your sister for once!" Then Harmony casually said, "Okay."

Then Enid groaned and said, "Okay... again, now!" Then Enid and Wednesday continued once again to push their tongues deep into the other woman's body. Then Enid suddenly stuck two fingers with her tongue into Wednesday's little hole, causing Wednesday to suddenly moan loudly. Then Wednesday experienced a sudden extra wet orgasm, causing Enid to move her head up and smile. Then Wednesday in turn grabbed Enid's hips tightly as she began stick her tongue into Enid's smooth vagina as deep as possible, while also making many slurping sounds. Enid kept the upper half of her body up as she put her hands on the bed with bent elbows. Enid closed her eyes as she said, "Ohhh! OHHHH! YEAH! YES! OH GOD, WENS-BABE! OH YES, YOU'RE GOOD LITTLE KITTY! OH YES! BE A HOT PUSSY, AND LICK MY HOT PUSSY! OHHH! OOOOHHHH! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then Enid suddenly experienced a long pleasurable orgasm as her body shook.

Enid then collapsed on the bed on her stomach, as Wednesday laid on top of Enid (with her stomach and breasts pushed against Enid's back. As Wednesday gently had her face remain close to the right side of Enid's head, she said, "Did you enjoy your birthday gift?" Enid gently leaned her head against Wednesday's cheek as she smiled and said "Oh yes." Then suddenly the two heard Harmony yell, "Mommy! Mother! We need help with the first aid kit!" Then Enid yelled, "You know how to put band-aids on without us!" Then Harmony yell, "Yeah, but the girl outside who crashed her motorcycle might need a lot of band-aids." Enid and Wednesday with worried faces, immediately put their respective bath robes on, and immediately left their bedroom.

A teenage girl wearing a black leather jacket laid next to a fallen motorcycle right outside of Wednesday and Enid's home. Enid quickly ran outside the house wearing a pink bath robe, and was carrying a medical kit. Wednesday stepped outside wearing a black bath robe, as her children: Harmony and Ana followed. A worried Ana then said, "Is she dead?" As Enid checked the teenage girl's condition she said, "No. She's breathing, and nothing looks broken. Just a few bruises. She luckily was wearing a helmet with patted pants and a jacket. If anything, it's the shock that knocked her out. Come on. Lets get her in the house." Then as Wednesday stepped towards Enid, a curious Harmony said, "Mother. Why are you wearing cat ears?" A worried looking Wednesday realizing she still had her cat ears on, took them off quickly and said, "That is none of your concern, and you shall never speak of seeing me wearing them again for the rest of your days."

Some time later: the teenage girl was laying the couch of the family living room. Wednesday and Enid stood nearby as Enid said, "Well she seems healthy enough. She could have also been really tired before her crash, so the shock just sent her into a long sleep." Then as Harmony and Ana walked into the room, Harmony held out a skull as she said, "Is she gonna have to go to the hospital, and pay the doctor a lot of money to make her better? If she needs money, I'll give all the coins I collected in my Money Skull." Then Ana said, "I'd take all the money out of my Piggy Bank if I could... but I'm not ready to end Piggy Bank's life just yet. Maybe next summer when I'm really craving bacon." Then the teenage girl began to slowly wake up, as a concerned Harmony and Ana ran over to her. The teenage girl then opened her eyes... and the first thing she saw was the skull in Harmony's hands. The teenage girl instantly sat up as she said, "Ahh! Am I dead? Is this Satin's domain?" Then Wednesday with a deadpan face said, "Nonsense. Satin does not reside here... except for when he comes over during our monthly correspondence meetings."

Then Harmony and Ana sat next to the teenage girl, as Harmony said, "My name is Harmony, and this is my sister: Ana, and that's my mother and mommy. What's your name?" The teenage girl then said, "I'm Rocki. Wait. How did I get here?" Then Enid said, "You crashed your motorcycle outside our home. Do you feel okay?" Then as the teenage girl: Rocki looked around the home - she saw a statue of a two-headed turtle sitting nearby. Rocki then noticed webs in the corner of the house with some spiders on them. Then Rocki noticed a piranha tank sitting nearby. Rocki looking a little nervous said, "I guess. Um... nice home you got here... I think." Then a smiling Ana said, "Thank you. Mother always likes to keep our home neat and gloomy." Then Rocki suddenly looked a bit more worried as she said, "Wait. I was carrying a bag on my motorcycle. Did you find it with me?" Then Harmony held up a large bag as she said, "Yeah. Here it is."

Rocki then opened the bag and found a guitar inside. Rocki quickly looked over the guitar and said, "Phew. It's still in perfect condition." Then a curious Ana said, "Wait. Is that a real guitar?" A casual sounding Rocki held her guitar as she said, "Sure is. Check it out." Then Rocki began playing a song on her guitar for a several minutes, as Harmony and Ana looked very impressed the entire time. Once the song was over, Ana with wide happy eyes said, "Wow!" Then Rocki smiled as she said, "So you dig it?" Then a confused Harmony said, "The only thing we dig is graves for our dolls." Then Enid said, "So Rocki... where are you from? You look like can't be any older than sixteen. Do your parents know where you are?" Rocki looking a bit nervous said, "I... um... I... I don't remember. I... I think that crash gave me amnesia or something." Then a happy sounding Ana said, "If you don't know where you live, then you can live with us and be our big sister." Then Enid stepped forward and said, "How about we just give Rocki some time to relax, and then we'll try to slowly jog her memory and get her back to her family." Rocki looking still nervous said, "Um... yeah. That sounds okay."

Then Harmony and Ana began to pull Rocki out of the room, as Harmony said, "Come on. We'll show you our guest room." Then as the three walked down a hall together: a box opened up, and the living hand: Thing appeared. Ana smiled as she said, "Hi Uncle Thing. This is our new friend Rocki." A freaked out Rocki then said, "Uncle Thing? What is he?" Then Harmony said, "The nicest uncle in the whole world! He's just visiting this weekend. He gives the best back rubs." Then as Rocki stepped over an animal fur rug on the floor, she said, "So... nice rug you got here." Then Ana said, "Oh. That's just our bear friend: Barry. He hibernates here every winter." Then suddenly Rocki heard growling sounds from the fur she was stepping on. Then a wide eyed and freaked out Rocki immediately ran up the stairs.

The next morning: Rocki walked into the family kitchen where Wednesday and Enid were preparing breakfast together. A smiling Enid then said, "Oh, hey there Rocki. Did you sleep comfortably last night?" Rocki made a little smile as she said, "It was comfortable enough." Then Wednesday in a deadpan face said, "If you would prefer to sleep in a coffin, we do have one in the garage." A slightly nervous Rocki then said, "Uh, no. I'm fine." Wednesday then said, "Very well. If you need me, I'll be calling my grandmother." Rocki trying to sound casual said, "Oh. That's nice you still get to talk to your grandmother. How old is she?" With a straight face, Wednesday then said, "She'll be twelve years in the grave this Tuesday." Then a very confused Rocki said, "Then... how do you talk to her?" Then Wednesday in a straight forward tone said, "Through a seance of course. Now do not bother me in the basement for the next half hour, or your soul may be consumed by a horde of demons." Then Wednesday walked out of the kitchen, as Rocki looked very freaked out. Then a smiling Enid said, "So, do you want some cereal with your toast for breakfast? If you want any of the colorful kinds of cereal, they're hidden in the upper cupboard from my wife." Then a nervous Rocki sat down as she said, "Uh, the toast is fine. So... should I use a fork and knife to eat this toast, or is it cool if I use my hands?"

Then as Enid sat down with Rocki, she said, "Oh, we're a do things however you want kind of household. Whatever you prefer." Then as Rocki prepared to eat her toast, she said, "I can see that. So... why is the rest of your household so... so..." Then Enid chuckled a bit, and then said, "Why is the rest of my family so gothic and serial-killer vibey? It's just how they are... Wednesday especially." A curious Rocki then said, "So... how did a girl like you... end up with a girl like her?" Enid looked down for a moment, and smiled as she said, "I wish I could fully explain it. It's sort of mysterious how it happened. But... I knew from when I first her that Wednesday doesn't waste time trying to fit in with other people, or care about what they think of her... because that would take away time from her being able to improve herself, and improve the lives of those she cares about. Conforming so you can get the likes, views, follows, and approval of others isn't worth it if it prevents you from being able to find yourself, and find your place in making the world better. So... what kind of person do you want to be Rocki?"

A shocked Rocki then said, "I... I've never been asked that question before." Then a coy Enid said, "Is that because no one has given you a choice in how to live your life... or is that because you still have amnesia?" A very nervous Rocki then said, "Uh, it's the amnesia. Yeah. Definitely that." Then Harmony and Ana ran into the kitchen, as an excited Harmony said, "Good morning Rocki! Do you wanna play in the swamp with us today?" A confused Rocki then said, "You two... play in the swamp?" Then Ana said, "Yeah! We love playing in swamps. We figured we might as well enjoy them while we have them. The people on the news keep saying the people in politics wanna drain them." Then Rocki glanced at Enid as she said, "Um... is it okay if I join them?" Enid smiled as she said, "Sure. But the rule is everyone has to take a bath as soon as they come back from the swamp. I've learned to accept spiders, bears, and piranhas in this home; but mud will never be accepted here!"

Several hours later: Rocki was sitting naked in a bath tub, as a naked Harmony and Ana were playing with bubbles near her. As the three girls were cleaning their bodies, Ana was washing Harmony's back, while Harmony put some soap subs on her face. Harmony then made a growling noise as she said, "Grrr. I'm a werewolf like Cousin Emma!" Then Ana giggled, and then held her arms out as she groaned and said, "Uuuugh. And I'm a zombie like Uncle Lurch." Then a confused looking Rocki said, "Wait. Are you both serious? You have cousins and uncles that are werewolves and zombies?" Then Ana said, "Well Lurch is our grandparent's butler but Grandpa and Grandma and Mother say we should treat him like family." Then Harmony said, "Yeah. And our mommy comes from a family of werewolves."

Then a curious Rocki said, "So... does that mean your mom wants you to become werewolves one day?" Then as Harmony began to wash Ana's back, she said "Only if we want to. Mommy says we can be whatever we want to be when we're grown up, just as long as we're being true to ourselves." Then Ana casually said, "Although mother did say that being a social media influencer is not a career... but she said anything else we wanna be is fine as long as we're responsible and not selfish." Then Harmony looked at Rocki as she said, "What do you wanna be when you're all grown up Rocki?" Rocki looked nervous as she said, "Um... I'm still trying to figure that out. What about you two?" Then Harmony blushed a bit as she said, "Well... I wanna be pretty and play the guitar like you Rocki... and have big boobies like you do too." Then Harmony and Ana both giggled, and then Rocki began to giggle too.

Awhile later, Rocki walked into the family living room, as Wednesday and Enid were looking at a laptop together. Rocki took a deep breath, and then said, "Mrs and Mrs Addams... I need to tell you something. You all have been so kind to me... but I haven't been truthful to you. I... I haven't lost my memory. I... I just didn't want to talk about my past." Then Wednesday turned the laptop around, and showed a Missing Persons report with Rocki's face on it, while saying, "Like the part where you ran away from home?" A confused Rocki then said, "Wait. You knew?" Enid then said, "We looked at all of the missing children reports as soon as we found you. We already contacted the authorities, and your mother is on the way now. We were hoping though that you would be honest with us before she showed up." Rocki sat down as she groaned and said, "Great. The hell-storm is on the way." A concerned Enid then said, "Rocki... why did you run away from home?"

Rocki sighed, and then said, "Ever since I was young... it's just been my mom and me. She had me when I was young, and thus had to work harder to see me succeed. And I appreciate how much she cares... but she gives me no room to be myself. She forces me to study all day long, and accepts nothing but perfect grades from me. She's also trying to push me to become a lawyer like she is as soon as possible. I mean, she pushed me so hard in my studies that I actually graduated from high school pretty early. And I should be proud of that... but how can I be proud of something that's made me so miserable? I mean... I wanna be a musician one day. Playing music during those few times my mom isn't home... is the only time I'm really happy. But my mom won't let me pursue music because it's a career that has no promise in being paid well. She really wanted me to start taking business classes at this university next week. However I really didn't want to go... so I just snapped at her the other day, and rode away trying to find a new life... but I guess my anger caused me to lose my focus, and I drove way off road, and right into crashing into your place."

Wednesday with a straight face said, "Rocki... I can greatly sympathize with desiring to escape the confines one's parents put on them. But escape without a plan is moronic and foolish." Then Enid said, "Yeah. And you just can't run away when things are tough. If anything, you need to just make a better plan on how to communicate with your mother. Be the real you... but find a way to adapt around her... don't adapt away from her." Rocki sighed as she said, "I guess."

Some time later: Rocki's mother pulled up in a car, and quickly went over to the front door of the family home and knocked on it. Then suddenly the front door seemingly opened by itself. Rocki's mother stepped in, and then saw the living hand: Thing had pulled the door knob. Harmony and Ana then walked over, as Harmony said, "Oh. You got the door. Thank you Uncle Thing." Then Rocki's mother looking confused said, "Uncle Thing?" Then a smiling Ana said, "Yes." Rocki's mother still looking confused said, "You mean that is your uncle?" Then Harmony said, "Oh no. That is our distant cousin. Thing is our uncle." Rocki's mother then began to look around the home with a freaked out face. Her face became more terrified as she saw the thin bear on the floor, the piranha tank, and two-headed turtle statue. Then from the kitchen: Rocki stepped out as she said, "Hi mom." Rocki's mother looked terrified as she said, "Rocki. Thank God I saved you from this cult. We gotta get out of here, now!"

Then Rocki with a stubborn face said, "No mom. We need to talk first." Then Rocki's mother said, "We can talk in the car, on the way to the university. If we leave now, you won't miss orientation." Then an angry Rocki said, "That's the thing though mom! I don't want to go to the university... or rather, not the one you want me to. I wanna study music." Then Rocki's mother angerly said, "Now Rocki, we discussed this. Most musicians can't make a living, let alone a consistent salary." Then Rocki angerly said, "But I'm good mom. Why can't you just let me find my own way and try to figure out who I am?" Then Rocki's mother angerly said, "Rocki, don't be foolish. You're too young to know what's best for you." Then Rocki looking very upset now said, "If I am a fool, then I am because of you. Because you have spent my whole life trying to shape me into what you want me to be."

Then as Wednesday and Enid stepped into the room, Rocki pointed to them and the children as she said, "You see this family. These women and girls here are the first people in my entire life that have asked me: what do I want to do with my life? Me. In just two days, they have shown me more acceptance than you ever have. And I am tired of living my freaking miserable life under your restrictions. Well no more. Never again!" Then Rocki quickly ran up the stairs to the guest bedroom. Rocki's mother looked shocked as she said, "I... I never meant..." Then Enid stepped towards Rocki's mother, as she said, "You know... I'm sure a hard working parent like yourself doesn't want to hear us tell you how to be a parent... so imagine how a hard working girl like Rocki doesn't want to hear you tell her how to be herself." Rocki's mother looked shocked as she said, "But... I just want my daughter to be happy." Then Wednesday stepped forward as she said, "And if she continues on the path you prefer to have her set on... do you believe that she will ever be happy?"

Rocki laid on the bed in the guest room with tears in her eyes. Suddenly Harmony and Ana walked into the room, and immediately laid on the bed with Rocki. Harmony then said, "Hey. Sorry you're so sad." Rocki sighed as she said, "It's not your fault. I guess my mom will never accept that I wanna be a musician." Then Ana said, "That's too bad. I wanna learn how to play music good like you. Can you teach me?" Then Rocki said, "Well... learning music takes a long time. You have to take classes." Then Harmony said, "Well then you can be our music teacher, and teach us every day?" Then suddenly Rocki's face lit up as she said, "That's it. You know... you girls are pretty smart. Thanks. Come here." Then Harmony and Ana got on top of Rocki and hugged her.

Rocki's mother sat in a chair in the family living room looking worried, while Wednesday and Enid sat near her. Suddenly Rocki walked into the room as she said, "Mom?" Rocki's mother quickly stood up and said, "Yes?" Rocki looked down, sighed, and said, "I wanna study music... but I understand having consistent work is important. So... I'm gonna study how to be a music teacher for children in schools and places like that. I'd prefer to still try to make it big as a musical performer... but if it doesn't work out... I'll at least have something to fall back on." Rocki's mother smiled as she said, "That sounds like a good plan. You know Rocki... I just want you to be happy." Rocki smiled as she said, "I know." Then Rocki looked at Wednesday and Enid as she said, "Mrs and Mrs Addams... Thank you." Then Harmony and Ana walked into the room and grabbed Rocki's hands. Then Rocki said, "Come on kids. Lets have a big goodbye hug outside." Then as the three girls walked outside, Rocki's mother looked at Wednesday and Enid as she said, "Thank you... for accepting my daughter as she is when I couldn't." Then Enid smiled as she said, "Thank you... for finally being able to as well."

THE END!

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Or Maybe Not...

BONUS EPILOGUE SCENE:

Wednesday was sitting in the kitchen of her home drinking black coffee. Suddenly an excited Enid ran into the room and said, "OMG! Wednesday! Remember, our musician friend Rocki we met a year ago? Well, she actually wrote a musical based on our extended family awhile back, and sold it to a theater company. It's literally called The Addams Family Musical." A curious Wednesday then said, "Seriously? You mean that waiver we signed allowing her to use our family member's names and histories wasn't just for a student project as she claimed." Then Enid said, "Well it was a student project, but then people liked it so much, that it's turned into a traveling musical now. And the story is about you falling in love with me. Now in some conservative communities, they replaced me with a boy named Lucas. But in other areas, there are these cute songs about you and me declaring our love for each other. Just look at this one production of the musical."

Then Enid held out her phone, and showed Wednesday a video of a teen actress on stage dressed as her while in front of another actress dressed as Enid. As the young actress pretending to be Wednesday stood on the stage, she sang, "I wanna treasure you in death as well as liiiife. I wanna cut you with my love and with my kniiife. But can I live as your tormentor and your wiiiife... when I am crazier than you. I'm crazier than you. And nothing up til now has proved me wroooong. I'm crazier than you. That's just the overview. So get on board or simply move alooooong." As she watched the video, Wednesday's eyes widened with a horrified look as she said, "This... is the most despicable thing I've ever seen in my life. The amount of emotion I'm displayed as showing... and the fact that I would convey feelings through singing... This is most sickening piece of art I have ever witnessed in my life. We must do everything we can to bury this before it damages my reputation!"

Then Enid chuckled and said, "Come on Wens. It's just a silly musical. Besides, your book and that TV deal you made with Netflix is gonna get way more recognition any way. They got Tim Burton to direct the upcoming show, and they cast that actress Jenna Ortega for the main role, and she looks just like you! So relax. Everything is gonna be okay." Wednesday sighed as she said, "Very well. We shall simply allow The Addams Family Musical to die as obscure videos on YouTube then." Enid smiled as she said, "Good. And don't do anything too hasty Wens. I sure wouldn't. I mean, I know that... I'm not impulsive." Wednesday rolled her eyes as she stood up and said, "And yet I truly love you." Then Enid began to follow Wednesday out of the kitchen as she said, "And I'm not deranged." Then Wednesday casually said, "I'd never ask that of you." Then Enid said, "But in this moment... I feel I've changed. I wanna climb Mt. Everest; go to Mozambique. I wanna be impulsive; want to be unique. Can you believe I mean it when you hear me shriiiiiek?"

Then a horrified Wednesday looked at Enid as she said, "What are you doing Enid?" Then a smiling Enid loudly sang, "I'm crazier than you. I'm crazier than you. And now I'll prove to you exactly hoooow. I'm crazier than you. I'll do what you can do. From here on in, I give my solemn voooow." Then Wednesday looked angry as she walked towards her bedroom. Then Enid hugged Wednesday from behind for a moment, and then said, "Come on Wens-babe. Don't deny it. You like this kind of torture." Then Wednesday paused for a moment, and then said, "Lets us experiment and see if singing combined with sexual intercourse proves your theory." Then Wednesday ran to the bedroom, as Enid with a big grin said, "Oh God, yes! From here on in, you're singing to my soul!"

THE END (For Real Now)