Wednesday Addams and her wife: Enid were naked in their bedroom making love on their shared bed. Wednesday was laying on her stomach, while she had her arms and legs spread out; as each hand and foot was attached to hand-cuffs that were also attached to the four posts of the bed. As Enid sat near Wednesday's behind, Enid slapped Wednesday's butt several times with one hand, while using her other hand to dig her fingers into Wednesday's vagina. As red marks began to appear on her smooth buttocks, Wednesday moaned out loud as she said, "Ohhh! OOHHHHHH! OH GOD ENID! OOHH! OOOHHHHHH!" Then Enid laid on Wednesday's back, and began to take turns squeezing Wednesday's breasts with one hand, while still drilling her other hand's fingers deep into Wednesday's womanhood. Wednesday then turned her head to look at Enid with sweat on her face as she said, "OOOOOHHHHHH!" Then Wednesday suddenly experienced a long pleasurable orgasm, as Enid made a big happy grin while watching Wednesday's face. Soon after: Enid took Wednesday's hand-cuffs off, and the two naked women laid side by side together in bed. As the two married women looked into each other's eyes, Enid said, "So... did you like it?" Wednesday nodded her head as she said, "Indeed. Although next time I would prefer if you put the hand-cuffs on tighter, and slapped my butt even harder." Enid chuckled, and then gave Wednesday a quick kiss on the lips.

Then suddenly the two women heard a knock on the bedroom door. Wednesday quickly put on a black bathrobe, as Enid put on a pink bathrobe. The two opened the door, and saw their daughters: Harmony and Ana standing outside. A curious Enid then said, "Oh hey girls. What's up?" Harmony looking worried said, "Are you two gonna get a divorce?" A very confused Enid then said, "Of course not! Why in the world would you think that?" Then Ana said, "Melissa Davis at school says her parents would yell, throw things at each other, and even slap one another before they got divorced." Then Enid said, "Yeah. But your mother and I never do that." Then Harmony said, "Yeah? But we just heard you two making a lot of banging noises. Then we heard heard what definitely sounded like slapping, followed by lots of yelling. Plus... you both were saying a lot of bad words, including... the f word. So don't lie... are you two gonna get a divorce?" Enid then began to blush as she said, "Oh no. Girls... listen... sometimes when moms really love each other, they... they..." A confused Ana then said, "They what?" Then Enid turned to look at Wednesday as she said, "You wanna tell them Wens?" Then Wednesday folded her arms as she said, "I certainly do not."

Then Enid stood up and whispered into Wednesday's ear as she said, "Look. You were the one that insisted we couldn't wait to do it before your parents took care of them this weekend. So this is kind of your fault." Then Wednesday whispered "My fault? You clearly were the one more excited for our intercourse than myself." Then Enid whispered, "Okay, look. The girls have an event at their school I was scheduled to volunteer for tomorrow, but I'm already double-booked in meetings. If you go to the school event in my place, I'll have the talk with the girls." Wednesday sighed as she said, "Very well." Then Wednesday headed out of the room and down the stairs. Then Enid looked at Harmony and Ana as she said, "Okay. Well... you see girls... the truth is... when two people really love each other and they're all alone, they... they... they re-enact the French Revolution and yell and scream as they pretend they're killing Marie Antoinette." Then Harmony innocently said, "Oohhhhhh. That makes so much sense."

The next day in a public school classroom: many children sat at their desks together, while many parents sat in chairs behind them. A young teacher stood in front of the class as she said, "Now children. For Parents Day today: we're going to be learning about what all of your friends' parents do, and learn all sorts of new things about what the working world might be like for you all when you grow up. Now, first up: we have Harmony and Ana's mother: Mrs Wednesday Addams." Harmony and Ana who were sitting in front of their peers motioned to Wednesday (who was sitting in the back of the room) to come forward. Wednesday then stepped forward as she wore a long black dress with small rips at the bottom, and small artificial cobwebs attached to various areas of the lower half of the dress.

Wednesday stood in front of the room of children with a deadly glare, while the teacher said, "Now Mrs Addams runs a very successful fashion business known as Wenclair Fashion with her wife: Harmony and Ana's other mom. Does anyone want to ask Mrs Addams about what it's like to work in the fashion industry?" One girl raised her hand and then said, "Yeah. I like your dress. It looks like something a dead person would wear. Did you make that for Halloween?" With a deadpan face and straight forward tone, Wednesday said, "No. I made it for Valentine's Day. It seemed appropriate for a day originally designed to honor a saint that was killed and buried for their beliefs." Then one boy raised his hand and said, "Whenever my mom sees you in town, she always calls you the freak lady that's always dressed for a funeral. Why is that?" Then Wednesday with a deadly glare said, "The more important question is... do you have any other adults at home that take care of you?" The young boy nodded his head and said, "Yeah. My dad, my aunt, and my grandparents." Then Wednesday raised one eyebrow as she said, "Good. Then you shall still be well taken care of if an unexpected tragedy was to happen to a specific parent of yours."

Then the young teacher began looking a bit nervous, but kept a smile on as she said, "Well Miss Addams, maybe you could tell the children about how working hard in school can guarantee you a great successful job one day." Wednesday starred down at the children as she said, "Reading, writing, and arithmetic are indeed crucial to getting through day to day life. However achieving success is almost certainly random. The world is chaotic, insane, and senseless. You could be a high school dropout that invests in one lucky stock, or finds one lucky lottery ticket on the ground - and then live a life of leisure. Likewise: you could get a doctorate degree, and then achieve a job of high prestige... only to fail victim to a traffic accident that forces you to remain bed-ridden; unable to achieve any basic task for the rest of your days. Despite all the hard work you can and should endure, there is no guarantee that anything you are doing will lead to success." Everyone in the room then remained completely silent as they all remained frozen and looked uncertain of what to say next. Wednesday meanwhile looked around the room and seemed confused of what to do next as well. Then Wednesday cleared her throat, picked up a box, and then said, "My workplace also supplies custom realistic clothing for dolls and action figures now. Would anyone like a free toy?" Then all of the children's faces lit up as they raised their hands.

Later that day outside of the school, many children were running around on the playground and playing with their new toys. Wednesday meanwhile stood at the perimeter of the playground watching the children play, while keeping a deadly glare on her face. From nearby: Wednesday's daughters - Harmony and Ana ran up to her. The two pulled on Wednesday's hands as Harmony said, "Mother. Come play with us." Then Wednesday with a deadpan face said, "No." Then from nearby: Enid ran over to the girls as she said, "Hey girls!" Harmony and Ana instantly ran over to Enid and hugged her as they both yelled, "Mommy!" After Enid hugged the girls, she stood up and looked at Wednesday as she said, "Thanks for covering for me. Those meetings I was in went way too long. But I couldn't miss out on spending at least some of the day with my girls at school." Wednesday then began to walk away as she said, "Then if you're ready to play your part, I shall end mine. Excuse me. This environment is too... lively for my taste." Then as Wednesday began to walk off, one boy on the playground yelled, "Thanks for the free toys Mrs Addams." Wednesday looked back at the boy as she said, "No thanks are necessary. I was thrilled to remove the horrid items from my workplace's stock room."

Meanwhile Enid stood with Harmony and Ana, as she said, "Okay girls. What do you usually do for recess?" Then Harmony in a playful voice said, "I like to swing on the monkey bars like I'm a tiger on a mission to get it's prey. Watch me mommy!" Harmony then got onto the playground and began to swing on the monkey bars, while a happy looking Enid said, "Great job Harmony!" Then Enid noticed Ana looked away at the nearby soccer field. A confused looking Enid then said, "Ana. Don't you wanna play?" Then a nervous Ana said, "No. I just wanna watch." Then Enid realized Ana was staring at a group of boys playing on the swings. Enid grinned as she said, "Oh. I see... instead of playing with your new toy, you instead wanna watch a certain boy." Then a nervous Ana said, "What!? I don't like Steven!" With a happy grin, Enid said, "Aww. Steven is the name of my little girl's first crush." Ana then titled her head down as she said, "It's just... I'm scared to let him know."

Then Enid got on her knees to match her height with Ana's, as she said, "Now listen Ana. You're young, and there's no need to rush things. But when you see an opportunity, you should go for it. If you want to swing on the playground swings with a boy you like, you should go for it and see what happens. Because if you don't: one day you'll be in middle school - and that boy, your early childhood, and those swings will be far behind you; and all you'll have left is the question: what might have been?" Then Ana looking a little confused said, "Uh... I'll go talk to Steven then." Then Ana walked away from Enid and approached a young boy on the swing set. Enid stood far away, but smiled as she watched Ana and the young boy talk. Then Enid heard one girl said, "Oooo. Ana is talking to Steven." Then Enid noticed several other young girls were watching. Then a silly looking Harmony stood on top of the playground equipment as she playfully sang, "Ana and Steven, sitting in a tree. K,i,l,l,i,n,g. First comes love, then comes murder, then comes a widow and a body asunder." Then Enid glared at Harmony as she said, "Harmony, where did you learn that song?" Harmony looked down with a guilty face as she said, "Uncle Fester." Enid looked up as she groaned slightly.

Wednesday sat in the living room of her home typing at a laptop, when she heard the front door open. Wednesday turned her head and saw Enid and Harmony walk into the home. A confused Wednesday then said, "Where is Ana?" A smiling Enid then said, "I let her take the school bus home instead. She wanted to enjoy a nice long ride with a boy she's been eying at school." Then a smiling Harmony said, "I wanna design Ana's dress for when she gets married, and also her dress for the unexpected funeral that will happen a few weeks later." Wednesday then raised one eyebrow as she said "Indeed. Until then, go to your room and complete your homework young lady." Harmony sighed, and then headed up the stairs. Enid then rolled her eyes as she said, "You know, we really should be better monitoring the types of books your family loans to our girls." Wednesday with a straight face said, "Indeed. No child should be reading How to Get Away with Murder... until they're at least eleven years old. However Enid, I am apprehensive over the fact that you have encouraged Ana to attempt romance with a peer of hers at such a young age."

A curious Enid then said, "What? You think Ana will have her heart broken and she'll become all mopey and sad?" Then Wednesday said, "No. I'm more worried that she may become... extremely jovial and happy. I certainly do not wish to be subjected to more of that in this house." Then suddenly the front door opened, and Ana walked in with her head turned away from her mothers. A smiling Enid then said, "Hey sweety. How was the bus ride?" Then Ana turned to look at her mothers and showed she had tears in her eyes. Then Ana immediately ran up the stairs as she began to cry. A worried looking Enid then said, "Oh no. Our daughter may have just experienced her first heart break." Then Wednesday with a deadpan face said, "Well you know what they say... better to get it over with while you're young."

Ana laid on her bed curled up into a ball and hugged a headless stuffed animal while tears came from her eyes. The door to the bedroom opened as Wednesday and Enid walked in. Both women sat next to Ana on opposite sides, as Enid with a warm soothing voice said, "Hey sweety. What happened?" As Ana remained curled up in a ball she said, "Steven said... he didn't want to date someone that came from a family of circus freaks." Then a confused Wednesday said, "I don't see how Cousin Odd, Aunt Dementia, and their careers have anything to do with this ordeal." Then a crying Ana said, "And then he poured dry spaghetti on my hair and told me to get a makeover, and then he and everyone on the bus laughed at me." Then a curious Wednesday said, "And then what everyday items did you forge into a weapon to retaliate?" Then Enid looked at Wednesday as she said, "Wens... we talked about this. Sometimes... some people have trouble taking any kind of action when they're upset."

Then Enid picked up Ana and held her as she said, "There, there now. I'm sorry this happened to you Ana. No one should make fun of you or hurt you. You are an amazing, talented, and beautiful little girl that deserves to be loved. But sometimes... people will break your heart." Then a sad Ana said, "I'm never gonna be happy for the rest of my life. I'm gonna be single, lonely, and never ever get married ever!" Then Wednesday in a straight forward tone said, "Well believing that indefinitely will certainly make your teenage years far easier for us." Then Enid looked at Ana as she said, "Listen Ana... I know you wanna find that special somebody one day that will love you for who you are forever. But you may have to go through several heartbreaks first before you get there." As Ana sat up, she said, "But you and mother met when you were in school, and then got married. I thought the same was going to happen to me." Enid giggled as she said, "Your mother was definitely not the first person I met that I had feelings for. I remember my first crush was this girl I met in first grade named Megan. However after I gave her way too many hugs, she and her parents put a restraining order on me. My heart was broken... but I did learn to respect people's personal space after that." Then Wednesday looked at Ana as she said, "My first... infatuation was a boy I met at school named Robespierre. Unfortunately our personalities didn't click very well... and there was the fact that his parents were after my family's alleged fortune."

Then a confused looking Ana said, "So you're saying anyone I wanna date while I'm young is gonna be a punk?" Then a smiling Enid said, "Not at all. Some people you wanna date will be nice... but things just won't work out. And that's okay too." Wednesday then said, "Indeed. When I was eleven years old, I believed to have felt a spark of interest with a kind boy named Joel whom I met at summer camp. But eventually we realized our lives were headed in different directions. I was heading to middle school in a new school district... and he was dragged to hell by a demon possessing my uncle's late wife. But it was all for the best... even though there are some days where I wonder what might have been had I gone down under with him." Then Enid said, "Yeah. And when I went to Nevermore Academy, your mother wasn't even the first person I dated there. It was instead a nice boy named Ajax... whom I can't seem to remember how I even broke up with." Then Wednesday made a little smirk as she softly said, "Then my memory erasing formula has indeed proven effective."

Then Enid looked at Ana as she said, "The point is... you have to go through some drama with several people before you find the right one. But as much as it hurts, just remember that you are a strong young woman, and heartbreak cannot kill you." Then Wednesday with a straight forward tone said, "Unless the person you have an interest in turns out to be a homicidal Hyde like Tyler was." Then Enid glanced at Wednesday briefly as she said, "Okay. Wens. Lets get back to focusing on the positive here." Then Enid looked into Ana's eyes as she said, "But until the right person comes along, just focus on being the best version of yourself you can be."

Then Wednesday looked at Ana as she said, "Indeed. And the day may come when you find yourself secretly infatuated with a very special person you have just met... only to have them call you a freak with serial killer vibes..." Enid looked slightly annoyed as she said, "Come on Wednesday, can you just keep it positive for..." Then Wednesday interrupted Enid as she kept her eyes focused on Ana while saying, "But despite all of your faults and the murder charges brought against you... that special person will still love you just as you are... which is exactly what I experienced with your mommy... and I hope you get to experience something just like that yourself one day." Suddenly tears appeared in Enid's eyes, as she smiled and said, "Awww. Wens..." Then Enid immediately hugged both Wednesday and Ana.

The next day: Wednesday and Enid were laying naked in bed together breathing heavily, as Enid said, "Wow Wens-babe. That was amazing." Wednesday nodded her head as she said, "Indeed. And the combination of our new sound-proof panels on the walls, combined with our gags shall certainly lead to no more unnecessary conversations with our children." Enid happily sighed as she said, "I know they've been a handful this week. But sometimes... there are moments when it's totally worth it all... like our talk with Ana yesterday. Oh Wens... our girls are already growing up so fast. I'm gonna miss these early childhood years when they're gone; and I certainly don't know how I'm gonna feel when they're all grown up and move away." Then Wednesday with a straight forward tone said, "If you're concerned about one day experiencing Empty Nest Syndrome, you could always try what my parents did several Halloweens ago, and make a deal with a demon to make temporary young clones of our children. Pugsley the Second and Wednesday Mark 2 were refreshing company that one Halloween... but clearly better as the main course the following Thanksgiving."

Then the two women heard a knock on the bedroom door. Wednesday quickly put on a black bathrobe, as Enid put on a pink bathrobe. The two opened the door, and saw Harmony standing outside. A worried Enid then said, "Oh no. What did you hear this time?" Then a worried Harmony said, "It's Ana. I was looking all over the house, but I can't find her. I think she's missing." Then the three heard the front door open. Wednesday, Enid, and Harmony ran down the stairs and saw Ana walking into the house with a backpack on. A worried Enid then said, "Ana, where were you?" Ana then said, "Oh. Well... I'm sorry for not telling you, but I really wanted to go see Steven at his house. Even though he was mean to me the other day... I wanted him to know that I forgave him, because I understood it's hard for some people to be tolerant and open-minded. I let him know that everyone deserves a second chance to show their better side... just like my moms gave each other a second chance then they were young." A smiling Enid then put a hand on Ana's shoulder as she said, "Aww. That's my girl. I am so proud of you Ana. So what happened after you did that?" Then Ana said, "He called me a pathetic loser and then threw mud at me. So I used my cross-bow and cutlass to pin him to the ground, shave his head, and then hung him over a tree near a flock of vultures." Then a smiling Wednesday put a hand on Ana's shoulder as she said, "Ana... I am so deeply proud of you. How about some delicious Cauliflower Meringue Cake for dinner?" Then a happy Ana yelled, "Yay!"

THE END