In the bathroom of her home, Enid stood in front of the mirror while wearing a long pink dress while applying makeup to her face. Enid's children: Harmony and Ana stood next to Enid watching their mother apply makeup, while Harmony said, "I don't get it. You and mother always get to come with us to our parties. Why can't me and Ana go to your parties." Enid chuckled as she said, "Well, sometimes moms just need a break from their kids. It's not that we don't love you. We just need a chance to remember who we are outside of being moms. Besides; you won't be alone. Your Uncle Pugsley and your cousins are coming over!" Then an excited Ana yelled, "Yay!" Meanwhile, Wednesday walked over to the door to the bathroom wearing a long sleeveless black dress, with a tight belt tied around her waist. Harmony and Ana smiled as they looked at Wednesday, while Harmony said, "Wow mother. You look so pretty." Wednesday with a deadpan face said, "I feel like I am objectifying my body and perpetuating an inappropriate cultural standard of how all women be dressed... but this is what my wife wished me to wear on her birthday, and I desire to see her pleased... for now."

Then a smiling Enid said, "Wow Wednesday. That dress looks so much like the one you wore to your first dance at Nevermore Academy. Ah, it sure brings back great memories." Then with a glaring look, Wednesday said, "Which memories? The ones that include my date secretly being a murderous Hyde, the ones that include your date being a boy that used your invitation as a means to attack the school, the ones that include you believing your initial interest: Ajax had stood you up, or the ones that involve one of our teachers almost murdering a fellow student of ours?" Enid looked uncertain of what to say for a moment, but then smiled as she said, "How about the ones that involve how the broken road eventually led us together." Wednesday folded her arms as she said, "Enid, your insistent need to see the positive side to the most maddening of memories makes me feel incredibly ill at times." Then Enid put her arm around Wednesday, and with a big smile said, "And that's why I love you so much Wens-babe!" Then Enid kissed Wednesday on the cheek as Harmony and Ana giggled.

Then Enid looked at her daughters as she said, "Now be nice to your cousins when they come over, and have lots of fun with them. Plus, as long as you behave: I told your Uncle Pugsley you can stay up until midnight playing with any toys you want." Then a curious Harmony said, "Can we play with your magic wands then?" A confused Enid then said, "Magic wands?" Then Ana said, "Yeah. We found them in under the sink the other day." Then Ana opened up a cabinet under the bathroom sink, and pointed to two long pieces of hard plastic. Enid and Wednesday suddenly had nervous looks on their faces, as Harmony said, "They look kind of weird though, but I like the color. Can we touch them and have some fun?" Then a panicked Wednesday and Enid yelled, "NO!" Harmony and Ana now looked more confused, as Wednesday said, "What we mean is... we're certain you can find plenty of other ways to enjoy yourselves tonight."

Several minutes later: Enid was putting on her earrings in front of a mirror when she heard the doorbell ring. Enid then called out, "Babe! Can you get the door?" Wednesday then walked over to the front door, and upon opening it: she saw her brother Pugsley, with a little boy and girl standing next to him. The two young children with excited faces yelled, "Aunt Wednesday!" The two young children then grabbed onto Wednesday's legs and hugged her. Wednesday looked incredibly miserable as she said, "My dear nephew Nitro, my dear niece Nobel... cease your affection at once, or you will find poisonous tarantulas in your pockets upon departure." The two children: Nitro and Nobel let go of Wednesday, while Enid walked over to them and said, "Hey kids. Harmony and Ana are upstairs." Nitro and Nobel both yelled, "Yay!" Then as the two children ran upstairs, Pugsley looked exhausted. Wednesday then looked at Pugsley as she said, "Well brother, I see the mother of your children seems to be absent yet again. As I recall, when she seduced you back in high school: you had the intention to marry her." Pugsley trying to look optimistic said, "Well... she said she still might. She told me that she just needs some time to think about it while on vacation with a friend of hers." A curious Wednesday then said, "And which friend would that be?" A depressed looking Pugsley then said, "Her yoga instructor."

Wednesday then took a deep breath, put a hand on Pugsley's shoulder, and looked at him in the eye as she said, "Pugsley... as we grew up together I would often manipulate, harass, torture, and electrocute you for my amusement. It wasn't anything personal. You were simply my brother, and I was your high-functioning psychopathic sister. However I believe the actions I performed while young may have led you to unintentionally develop a complex in which surrounding yourself with manipulative women with ill intentions has become the norm for you, and trapped you in a state of being where you don't know how to stand up for yourself, or have the ability to escape from abusive relationships. And now that I fully realize what I did to you, all I can say is... you're welcome." Then Wednesday made a big grin, as she held Enid's hand and left the house with her. Pugsley meanwhile just sighed and walked over to the living room couch where he began to take a nap.

Harmony and Ana sat in their bedroom on top of their bed, while their cousins: Nitro and Nobel sat in front of them. An excited Harmony then said, "So what do you guys wanna play? Me and Ana love playing The Floor is Lava." Then Nitro opened up a bag he had while saying said, "Well me and Nobel love to play War with Nerf guns and anything else we can find." Then an excited Ana grabbed two of the plastic toy guns as she said, "Wow! These are so cool! I keep asking mother to buy me some, but she keeps saying that those ridiculous instruments will never prepare you for real combat." A confused looking Nobel then said, "What does that mean?" Ana shrugged as she said, "I don't know. I think she just doesn't like toys." Then Harmony said, "Hey. How about we combine our ideas. We play The Floor is Lava WAR! The rules will be: no one touches the floor, lava shoes cannot exist, and rugs count as floor. Anything else can protect you from the lava. But if your body touches the floor, you're dead and completely out of the game. No being resurrected as a lava monster." Then Ana raised her eyebrows as she said, "And any items in the house can still be used to push people into the lava, or trip them up. Deal?" Nitro and Nobel nodded their heads as they said, "Deal."

Wednesday and Enid were sitting in the back of a limo, which was being driven the Addams Family butler: Lurch. A skeptical looking Enid then said, "Wednesday... are you sure having Lurch be our driver for the night was smart? I mean... he's already run over a few small animals with the limo by accident." Wednesday with a straight forward tone said, "I assure you Enid, those were definitely not accidents." Then Enid said, "Well... are you sure we can trust him?" Then Wednesday looked right at Enid with an upset face as she said, "Enid, Lurch is part of the Addams family. Now yes; his eyes, arms, legs, and ears were supplied by various other bodies that my father discovered... but his heart is definitely of an Addams family member." Then Enid looked out the window and said, "Ooo. We're here! Lurch, pull over!" Lurch then pulled the car over to a nearby bar, as a confused Wednesday said, "Where are we?" An excited Enid then said, "A place I've always wanted to check out." Then Wednesday stepped out of the limo and saw a large pink neon sign that said: The Pretty Unicorn Bar. Wednesday suddenly began to look nervous, and her body began to shake. Enid then happily grabbed Wednesday's hand as she said, "Come on Wens. You're gonna love it in there." Then Wednesday looked back at Lurch as she said, "Lurch, keep my cutting blades on standby. I may need them soon."

Pugsley was sleeping on the couch; when suddenly Harmony, Ana, Nitro, and Nobel ran over to him. An excited Harmony then said, "Uncle Pugsley, we're gonna play The Floor is Lava War. You wanna play?" Pugsley then woke up as he said, "What? Uggh. No. Look. I'm just gonna sleep in your moms' bedroom. Wake me up when they get home, okay? Do whatever you want till then." Pugsley then headed up the stairs, as Ana said, "Well... his loss." Then Harmony and Ana stood on one couch that was on one side of the room, while Nitro and Nobel stood on another couch that was on the other side of the room. Harmony then said, "Okay. Game starts in three... two... one!" Then the four children began trying to fire plastic darts at each other. The four all grabbed pillows to help block any darts from hitting them. Nobel giggled as she said, "Come on Nitro. Lets take them down!" Then Harmony raised one eyebrow as she said, "Oh. If anyone's going down, it's gonna be you two." Then Harmony and Ana went behind the couch cushions and grabbed two foam swords. A surprised Nitro then said, "Huh!? Swords!?" Then Ana smirked as she said, "Hey. You said other items could be used in this game." Then a scared Nitro said, "Quick Nobel. We gotta find our backpacks, and get our other stuff." Nitro and Nobel quickly threw pillows across the floor and began to walk on them. Harmony and Ana threw their own pillows on the ground as they began to follow them.

Wednesday and Enid walked into a bar that was dimly lit, but had bright pink wallpaper along the walls. The bar included tables for people to eat at, while a stage was set up with two microphones. Wednesday looked very uncomfortable as she said, "What is this place?" A smiling Enid said, "It's The Pretty Unicorn Bar. I've always wanted to check this place out, but since we had kids before we turned 21: I never really got the chance. Come on. It's my birthday but I'll buy you any drink tonight." Wednesday and Enid then sat at a bar, as a female bartender approached the two. The female bartender then said, "So what's your poison tonight ladies?" Wednesday with a deadpan face said, "Arsenic if available." The bartender looked confused for a moment, but then a smiling Enid said, "It's her first time at a bar." The bartender smiled as she said, "Well then I'm honored to serve her first drink. I'll find her something nice." Then Wednesday suddenly heard loud pop music come on. Wednesday's eyes widened as she said, "What is that?" A super happy and excited Enid then said, "It's karaoke night Wens! And the theme is 90's music!" Then five young men stood on stage together as they sang, "You are... my fire. The one... desire. Believe... when I say... I want it that way!" Enid then hooted and hollered at the five young men on stage singing... while Wednesday stepped back with terror on her face as she began to grab a knife.

Nitro and Nobel were walking around the house with buckets on their feet. A cautious Nobel then said, "You think they're nearby?" Then suddenly Harmony and Ana stepped around the corner with buckets on their feet, and armor surrounding their bodies, along with helmets on their heads. A surprised Nobel then yelled, "You're wearing armor now!?" Then Ana nodded her head as she said, "Yep. Armor made of beskar alloy; imported from the planet of Mandalor." Then Harmony held up a dark saber as she said, "This is the way." Then Nitro held out a large sword of his as he said, "Well you may have beskar. But I have something which was created... by the power of Grayskull." Then Nitro held his sword up to the air and yelled, "I... have... THE POWER!" Then suddenly a bright light surrounded Nitro as armor appeared on his body. Then Ana held out her own sword, as she said, "Well I have the power of Thunder... Thunder... THUNDER CATS! HO!" Then Ana pointed her sword forward and suddenly several feral cats ran into the house and ran towards Nitro and Nobel. Then Nobel took out a remote control as she said, "Well I know how to fight this. YO JOE!" Then suddenly a large toy army tank appeared (with a small toy soldier on top) and began firing small missiles at the cats. A confused Harmony said, "Who is that?" Then a smiling Nobel said, "A real American hero! G.I. Joe is there!" Then a smiling Nitro said, "G.I. Joe is the code-name for America's daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra: a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world."

Wednesday sat at edge of the bar while drinking a bottle of wine. The bartender then walked over to Wednesday as she said, "You okay girl?" Then Wednesday put the bottle of wine down as she said, "I think I need something stronger." Then suddenly Wednesday heard Enid's voice say, "Hi everyone! My name is Enid, and tonight I'll be singing with my lovely wife of nearly eight years: Wednesday!" Wednesday then turned her head, and saw Enid standing on the stage. A smiling Enid then said, "Hey Wens. It's our turn to do karaoke. Come on everyone. Encourage my wife to come up and join me." Then everyone in the bar chanted: "Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!" Wednesday with an uncomfortable and annoyed look on her face - walked over to the stage as she kept a bottle of wine in her hand. Wednesday then stood near Enid, and softly said, "I didn't agree to this." Then a smiling Enid said, "But you said you'd do anything I wanted on my birthday. Come on. It's karaoke. Loosen up. Besides... I thought it be fun if we'd do a little song from one of the Batman movies." A curious Wednesday then said, "Oh. Should I go to the limo and get by cello. I am quite familiar with Danny Elfman's theme music he composed." Then a coy Enid said, "Actually... I'm picking a little tune from the Batman Forever soundtrack."

Then suddenly slow romantic music began to play on the bar's speakers, as a wide eyed and frightened Wednesday said, "What?" Then a smiling Enid said, "Come on Wednesday. This will be fun. Now just sing the words as they appear on the screen over there... not that you'll need to, since you've already sung this song with me a thousand times... in my dreams." Wednesday sighed... and then grabbed a microphone, and with a monotone emotionless speaking voice, she said, "There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea." Then with excitement, passion, and emotion: Enid grabbed her microphone tightly as she closed her eyes and sang, "Youuuu became: the light on the dark side of me." Then Wednesday in her emotionless speaking voice said, "Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill." Then a happy Enid tilted her head back as she passionately sang, "But did you know that when it snows: my eyes become large, and the light that you shine can't be seen?" Then as Enid continued to sing, Wednesday tilted her own head back and began to quickly drink as much wine as she could from her wine bottle.

In the house: Harmony and Ana were running with buckets on their feet, while Harmony said, "Dang. This is starting to get more insane than the Hunger Games." Then a panicked Ana said, "Quick. We have to find Peeta!" A confused Harmony then said, "Huh?" Then Ana casually said, "You know... the Peeta Bread. I mean I am getting pretty hungry. We should ask the others for a snack break." Then Harmony with determination in her face said, "If you think for one second that our cousins will ever treat us fairly, you are lying to yourself. Because we know who they are and what they do. This is what they do, and we must fight back!" Then suddenly from around a corner, Nitro appeared with twenty pillows taped all around his body (including his feet). Nitro roared and then yelled, "Your doom is at hand!" Then a determined Harmony held her sword out as she said, "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the shadow!" Nitro then roared as he continued to walk towards Harmony and Ana. Then Harmony held her sword up high as she yelled, "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!" Then Harmony screamed as threw herself towards Nitro. Then a scared Ana yelled, "No!" Then as Harmony fell on top of Nitro, she began to tear his pillows off of him. However Harmony was then pushed towards the floor. But as Harmony fell, she looked back at Ana and said, "Fly, you fool." Then Harmony and Nitro's bodies both hit the floor. Then Ana screamed, "Noooooooo!" Then after a long pause, Harmony and Nitro quickly stood up as Nitro casually said, "Well, we're dead. Have fun trying to beat my sister."

On the karaoke stage, both Enid and Wednesday were holding their microphones in their hands, while a passionate Wednesday with closed eyes and lots of emotion in her heart: held out one hand as she sang, "BAY-BAY, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah!" Then a smiling Enid and Wednesday together both sang, "Now that your rose is in bloom: a light hits the gloom on the grey." Then Wednesday looked at Enid with loving eyes as she held out her arm and sang, "There's so much a woman call tell you; so much she can say." Then Enid held her hand out towards Wednesday as she sang "Youuuu remain: my power, my pleasure, my pain!" Then Wednesday closed her eyes as she sang, "To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Yeah." Then a smiling Enid said, "Now won't you tell me... is that healthy, baby?" Then Wednesday with passion in her voice sang, "But did you know that when it snows: my eyes become large, and the light that you shine can't be seen?" Then as the song ended, the entire crowd in the bar began to loudly clap and cheer. A smiling Enid then said, "Wow Wednesday. That was fun. Looks like the wine really helped you loosen up." Then with a determined look on her face, Wednesday said, "I want to sing another song." Enid then casually said, "Sure we will. Next time we come here." Then with a look of anger, Wednesday held her microphone up as she said, "No. We will sing another song NOW!" A confused looking Enid then said, "Um... okay."

In the living room of her home, Ana had two couches and three chairs pushed near each other in the middle of the room. Ana stood on top of the couches with a red cape on her back. Suddenly Nobel rolled into the room while sitting on a chair that had wheels on it. Nobel then stood up with an armored suit and helmet on as she said, "One shall stand... one shall fall." Then an angry Ana said, "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" Then a determined Nobel said, "That's a question you should ask yourself Ana." Then an angry Ana yelled, "No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!" Then Nobel jumped onto the couch and ran at Ana, while Ana ran towards Nobel with her fists out. However Nobel threw green dust at Ana's face, causing Ana to fall down as she said, "Ah! My eyes!" Then Nobel pinned Ana down as she said, "It wasn't easy to synthesize that Ana. Took years, and it cost a fortune. Luckily I had both." Then a desperate Ana struggled to get free, while an angry Nobel tried to push Ana to the floor as she said, "I want you to remember Ana... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember... my hand at your throat. I want you to remember... the one girl who beat you." Meanwhile Harmony and Nitro were watching the event nearby as they ate popcorn. As the two watched, Harmony said, "Wow, this is epic! We should really be recording this and uploading it on Tik Tok."

At the bar: Wednesday, Enid, and many other individuals were dressed up as monsters as they were dancing together. Wednesday meanwhile was throwing her arms around in all directions as she said, "Now throw your hands up in the air! Wave 'em around like you just don't care." The Enid yelled, "And if you wanna party let me hear you yell... 'cause we got it goin' on again!" Then Wednesday stood on top of the bar as she yelled, "Am I original!?" Then everyone in the bar yelled, "Yeah!" Then Enid jumped on top of the bar as she yelled, "Am I the only one?" Then everyone in the bar again yelled, "Yeah!" Then Wednesday began shaking her hips as she said, "Am I sexual?" Then everyone in the bar loudly yelled, "Yeah!" Then Wednesday and Enid both sang, "Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now." Then Wednesday and Enid jumped on the dance floor, as they and many other people began shaking their arms (with hands bent) back and forth while they sang, "Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body. Yeah! Everybody... rock your body right! Backstreet's back, alright!"

Nobel was trying to push Ana off the couch, However Ana soon was able to squeeze away from Nobel and get free. Ana and Nobel then picked up two swords nearby, and began fighting against each other with them. The two swords clashed many times, as both girls tried to push the other onto the floor. Nobel then backed up and looked at Ana with anger for a moment as she said, "This is the end for you my cousin." Then Nobel ran at Ana and the girls had their swords clash at each other several more times. Then as Ana tried to trip Nobel with her sword, Nobel jumped onto the wooden coffee table. Then Ana stood on the large arm rest of the couch as she said, "It's over Nobel. I have the high ground." Then Nobel looked up at Ana angerly as she said, "You underestimate my power." Then with a concerned face, Ana said, "Don't try it." Then Nobel jumped up towards Ana... and then Ana pushed Nobel back. Nobel lost her balance and began to fall towards the open ground as she yelled, "Noooo!" Then as Nobel slowly fell, tears appeared in Ana's eyes as she yelled, "You were the chosen one!" Then as Nobel hit the bare ground, she yelled, "I hate you!" Then with a sad face, Ana said, "You were my cousin Nobel. I loved you."

Then everyone remained still for a moment. Then Nobel casually stood up and said "Well I died, and you won. Good game." Ana smiled as she said, "You too." Then suddenly the front door opened as Enid walked in saying, "Hey everyone!" An excited Harmony and Ana then ran up to Enid and hugged her as they yelled, "Mommy!" Then Nitro and Nobel both waved as they said, "Hey Aunt Enid." Then a confused looking Wednesday walked into the house as she said, "Why is the house spinning? Have those pesky demons finally warped reality as they so warned me all those years ago?" Wednesday then started to bump into several walls, as a confused Harmony said, "What's wrong with mother?" Enid chuckled and then said, "She just had too much... juice tonight." A concerned Ana then said, "Is she going to be okay?" Enid raised her eyebrows as she said, "Pretty much... although she may wake up with some regrets."

The next morning Wednesday woke up in bed. Wednesday then sat up as she said, "Uggh. Major headache... and not the kind I like." Then a smiling Enid walked into the room as she said, "That's called a hangover babe. But it's the price you gotta pay for the most crazy fun night of our lives." Then a confused looking Wednesday said, "Wait. What happened last night? I don't seem to recall any details." Then Enid held up her phone as she said, "I thought that might happen. So I made sure I could get as many people as possible to record it." Then Wednesday's eyes widened as she saw Enid play a video that showed herself singing and dancing on stage. Wednesday with anger in her face said, "Remove it! Remove it at once!" A confused Enid then said, "But I can't. Other people recorded it and put it online. And then hundreds of other people re-posted it as it spread online. I can't delete the video from existence now, just like I can't erase people's memories of it."

Then Wednesday glared forward as she said, "Well I can. Because I will use every ability at my disposal to reach beyond reality and force the creator of everything that is known to us to erase this night from everyone's memories... or give them a slow painful death." Then fearing for my own life, I declared that everyone in the universe forgot and lost every trace of Wednesday and Enid's big dance party night. I am not sure how Wednesday just transcended my fanfiction reality and is holding a knife to my head, but here I am now breaking the fourth wall just to let you know no one remembered Wednesday's crazy dance night. It will be like it never happened. Those dance scenes are no longer canon to the story. Now please Wednesday... don't hurt me!

THE END... but hopefully not for good...