Number 1:

Wednesday was sitting at an outdoor picnic table while holding binoculars. From nearby: Enid walked over and sat down with Wednesday while saying, "Hey Wens. What's with the binoculars?" A focused and slightly annoyed Wednesday said, "Shh. I am in the midst of watching our daughter having lunch with her romantic interest. I am attempting to ensure nothing remotely undesirable befalls Harmony." Then Enid noticed faraway that her and Wednesday's daughter: Harmony was sitting at another outdoor picnic table with a short girl with long hair and freckles. Enid suddenly put her hands across her chest and smiled as she said, "Awwww. Our little girl is having her first date!" Wednesday glared as she said, "Negative. As I made clear to Harmony, dates are not allowed between her and other individuals until at least two platonic one on one lunch encounters occur without undesirable incident." Then a curious Enid said, "What would've happened if there was undesirable incident?" With a cold tone, Wednesday then said, "Then the perpetrator of my daughter's happiness will enable a blood feud between our family and theirs; a feud that our descendants shall carry out for the next three hundred years." Then Enid noticed a cup of coffee near Wednesday, sniffed it, and then said, "Okay. You're definitely switching to decaf. Anyway, I got Ana to spend more time out of the house again. She went book shopping with Lurch, and Thing also took her to a great nail salon."

Meanwhile at the other lunch table: Harmony and her friend Megan were sitting across from each other. Megan was smiling as she said, "Oh, by the way. Thanks for those tips you gave me on Dungeon Raiders. The tricks you gave me for that video game worked perfectly." Harmony smiled back as she said, "You're welcome. I learned a lot about raiding dungeons while I was young. You should see the obstacle courses my mother built for me when I was younger. Anyway... thanks for having lunch with me again." Megan blushed as she said, "You're welcome." Then Harmony and Megan reach their hands forward and touched one another. Then suddenly the two heard Wednesday far away yell, "Hand touching has not been sanctioned yet!" Then the two also heard Enid yell, "They're fine Wens! They're fine. Put the taser away!" Harmony then rolled her eyes and said, "Sorry about my moms." Megan shrugged and then said, "It's okay. I kinda wish my parents tried spying on me. They're too wrapped up with their work to notice me anymore. Anyway, you wanna go to the movies next Saturday night?" Then a curious Harmony said, "You mean... like on a real date?" Megan smiled as she said, "Sure. I mean... if you feel a little bit nervous about it, you can bring anyone from your family with us if you want. Anyone you choose is fine with me." Then Harmony began to ponder as she said, "Hmm..."


Harmony was sitting in the living room of her home on a couch as she was sitting across from Wednesday and Enid on another couch. Ana was sitting near Harmony reading a book, while Lurch stood nearby with Thing on his shoulder. Harmony groaned as she said, "Come on mother. I've known Megan for years, and nothing bad is gonna happen if you just let me go into town and watch a movie with her." Wednesday glared at Harmony as she said, "But can you still be sure of her intentions. What if she is playing a long devious plan to corner you into some form of trap?" Harmony looked more annoyed as she said, "I don't think so. Besides. Megan literally said I could bring anyone from my family to see the movie with us." Then Wednesday looked more calmer as she said, "Well... that does sound less... opportunistic." Then Harmony leaned back as she said, "Still... I'm not sure who should come with me. Do I bring mother, mom, Ana, Uncle Lurch, or Uncle Thing with me... or no one." Then Ana casually said, "Why don't you just roll a dice and have fate decide." Then Ana handed Harmony a playing dice from her hand.

Harmony held up the dice as she said, "Hmm. Not a bad idea. If I roll 1 - I take mom. If I roll 2 - I take mother. For 3, I take go alone. 4, I go alone. 5, I take Uncle Lurch. If I roll 6, I take Uncle Thing. Still... I'd feel bad about leaving any of you out of a fun experience seeing the movie with me." Then as Ana held up her book, she said, "I wouldn't say that. I'm reading a book about the theories of the multiverse, and according to this: there are realities out there where all possibilities can happen." Harmony rolled her eyes as she said, "Ha ha. Very funny. Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice... and it landed on 1. Harmony then looked up as she said, "Guess you're tagging along on my first date mom!" An excited Enid jumped up and yelled, "YAY! I WON!" Then Wednesday gave Enid a deadly glare. Enid suddenly looked scared as she said, "Um... not that it was a competition."


Enid was driving a car down the road as Harmony and Megan sat in the back seat together. As they all remain seated, Megan said, "Thanks for taking us to the movies ma'am." A smiling Enid then said, "Oh, it's no problem. And feel free to call me Enid... or mom if you want, since I got a good feeling what this date might lead to." An embarrassed looking Harmony's face turned red as she yelled, "Mom!" Then a curious Enid said, "Ooo. Lets get a nice lunch before the movie. How about that nice Italian restaurant." Then a nervous looking Megan said, "Well... I'm up for whatever... but that place is pretty expensive. I couldn't insist on that." Then a happy Enid said, "Oh, don't worry Megan. I mean... it's not like a fancy meal will be as expensive as you and Harmony's matching prom dresses... or your wedding dresses." A very embarrassed and angry looking Harmony then yelled, "MOM!"


Enid, Harmony, and Megan sat in a fancy Italian restaurant together. As Harmony and Megan sat close to one another, Harmony looked into Megan's eyes as she said, "Thanks for coming with me here Megan." Megan smiled back at Harmony as she said, "Well... you're so sweet... how could I not?" Then Enid suddenly moved her seat right next to Megan as she said, "Of course Harmony is sweet! You've got a real prize here kid. I mean I knew there was something special about this kid early on." Then Enid held up her phone, and began to scroll through old pictures as she said, "Look at Harmony here when she was a baby. She has these really inquisitive looks she often made." An embarrassed Harmony then yelled, "Mom!" Then a smiling Enid said, "Ooo. And look at Harmony pretending she was a model while taking a bubble bath when she was three. From a young age, she truly had big dreams." Then Harmony with an angry face, pushed Enid's phone down, and yelled, "MOM! STOP IT! You're embarrassing me!" Then a shocked Enid said, "But... I... I was only trying to help." Then Enid looked away and began to cry, while Megan looked very uncomfortable. Harmony then sighed and said, "If only I rolled that dice just a little differently..."


Number 2:

Harmony was sitting in the living room of her home on a couch with Wednesday, Enid, Ana, Thing, and Lurch around her. Harmony held up the dice as she said, "Still... I'd feel bad about leaving any of you out of a fun experience seeing the movie with me." Then as Ana held up her book, she said, "I wouldn't say that. I'm reading a book about the theories of the multiverse, and according to this: there are realities out there where all possibilities can happen." Harmony rolled her eyes as she said, "Ha ha. Very funny. Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice... and it landed on 2. Harmony then looked up as she said, "Guess you're tagging along on my first date mother!" Wednesday then stood up as she said, "Understood. I shall now make preparations to ensure your first date be as ideal as possible." A nervous looking Harmony then said, "Um... okay."


Wednesday was driving a car down the road as Harmony and Megan sat in the back seat together. As they all remain seated, Megan said, "Thanks for taking us to the movies Mrs. Addams." With a deadpan face, Wednesday then said, "You shall address me as ma'am for the time being child. Actual names shall only be formally recognized once your intentions towards my daughter have been made clear." An embarrassed looking Harmony's face turned red as she said, "Mother!" Then as Wednesday continued driving, she said, "Now then... shall we get a nice lunch before the movie?" Then a casual sounding Megan said, "Well... I'm up for whatever." Then Harmony said, "Well, I would like to go to someplace that you like Megan."

Then Wednesday in a deadpan face said, "Well Harmony, your date does have a preference for the local Mexican restaurant, as she visits that establishment 60 percent of the time she goes out to eat. However that only takes into account all times of the day. When she goes out to eat in the middle of the day on weekends, 70 percent of the time she goes to the Peruvian restaurant. However her amount of ice cream she consumes at home, would point to her preference to go out for that." A wide eyed and freaked out looking Megan then said, "What the!? How the heck do you know all of that!?"

Wednesday raised an eyebrow as she said, "I do thorough investigations on all individuals that show any type of interest in my children. Now then, would you also like to take a stop at the doll store? I am aware of the seventeen dolls you have placed in your bedroom, and am certain you would like to obtain another." Megan then turned to look at Harmony as she said, "Harmony... I'm starting to feel really uncomfortable now. Can I go home?" Harmony then titled her head back as she said, "Ugggh. Why did the dice have to roll on that number?"


Number 3:

Harmony was sitting in the living room of her home with Wednesday, Enid, Ana, Thing, and Lurch around her. Then as Ana held up her book, she said, "I wouldn't say that. I'm reading a book about the theories of the multiverse, and according to this: there are realities out there where all possibilities can happen." Harmony rolled her eyes as she said, "Ha ha. Very funny. Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice... and it landed on 3. Harmony then looked up as she said, "Guess I'm going on my first date alone." Then Enid cautiously said, "Umm... are you sure about that?" Wednesday then casually said, "Enid, we have raised our children to be quite capable and resourceful. I believe we can trust her." A surprised looking Enid then said, "Seriously? You actually believe that Wens?" Harmony meanwhile just smiled as she said, "Thanks mother."


Harmony and Megan were walking down the sidewalk together looking a bit nervous. As they walked together, Harmony said, "So... what do you wanna do before the movie?" Megan then nervously said, "I don't know. What do you wanna do before the movie?" Harmony sighed and said, "I don't know. I've never been on a date before. I don't know how this is supposed to work." Then a curious Megan said, "Well what do your moms do when they go out on dates?" Harmony shrugged as she said, "I don't know. They never bring me along." Then Megan held out her phone as she said, "Well your moms are sort of famous thanks to their business. Maybe someone recorded videos of them online that shows what they do on their dates." A curious Harmony then said, "Hmm. Well... lets check it out." Then Megan began typing on her phone as she said, "Okay. Lets see what we get with the keywords: Enid and Wednesday Addams date night. Hmm. Some of the search results are being blocked by the parental safe search block. Luckily I totally know how to hack through that."

Meanwhile as the two continued walking, far away behind a bush - Wednesday was watching the two with binoculars. Suddenly Enid walked over to Wednesday as she said, "Wednesday, are you spying on our daughter during her first date? What about trusting her?" Wednesday raised an eyebrow as she said, "What are you doing here then?" Enid sighed, and then said, "Because I don't trust any of you." Meanwhile Harmony and Megan huddled near each other as they looked at a video playing on Megan's phone. The two's eyes widened as they saw the video was a recording of Wednesday and Enid in bed naked together. In the video - Enid was on top of Wednesday kissing her, while they both were sticking their fingers in the others' vagina. Harmony and Megan looked very intrigued by the video, as Harmony said, "So... this is what girls do on dates?" Megan then said, "I guess when they're all alone." Then a smiling Harmony said, "It... looks kind of fun. Wanna try it?" Megan then casually said, "Hmm... okay!"

Meanwhile Wednesday and Enid were behind the bushes, as Enid said, "Look Wens, I'm concerned about Harmony, but sometimes you just have to... Wait. Where did Harmony and Megan go?" Wednesday then stood up as she said, "Quick. We must scour the area as hastily as possible!" Both Wednesday and Enid quickly began to look around the nearby park. Then Wednesday and Enid pushed through a tall thick line of bushes, and then saw laying near a small river... was Harmony and Megan both naked, as Megan was on top of Harmony while kissing her, while both girls were sticking their fingers in the others' vagina. The two then both moaned as Harmony said, "Ooohhh! OH YES! OH GOD! YES! YES MEGAN! BEST FIRST DATE EVER! OOOHHHH!" Then Enid gasped, causing Harmony and Megan to turn their heads. The two's faces both turned red as Harmony said, "Uh oh. Megan, you better run." Then a furious looking Wednesday took off her belt she was wearing as she yelled, "HOW DARE YOU!?" Then Enid held Wednesday back as she said, "Stop Wens! They're just kids and don't know what they're doing." Then Harmony and Megan tried running and putting their clothes on at the same time, as Harmony said, "Oh God! Why did I have to roll that number?"


Number 4:

Harmony was sitting next to Ana, who said, "I'm reading a book about the theories of the multiverse, and according to this: there are realities out there where all possibilities can happen." Harmony rolled her eyes as she said, "Ha ha. Very funny. Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice... and it landed on 4. Harmony then looked up as she said, "Guess you're tagging along on my first date Ana!" Ana then casually said, "Cool. Megan seems like a fun person to hang out with." Then Enid cautiously said, "Well... I'd prefer if you both had an adult with you... but if you three promise to stay together all day, I guess that sounds fine." Harmony smiled as she said, "Thanks mom."


Harmony, Ana, and Megan were walking down the sidewalk together as Harmony said, "So... what do you all wanna do before the movie?" Then an excited Ana said, "Ooo. Lets get ice cream! Ice cream is always the best!" Then a casual sounding Megan said, "Well... I'm up for whatever." Then a smiling Ana said, "Good. Come on. The ice cream place is just past the bank. I know it's out of the way on our path to the movie theater, but it'll be worth it." Meanwhile as the three continued walking, far away behind a bush - Wednesday was watching the three with binoculars. Suddenly Enid walked over to Wednesday as she said, "Wednesday, are you spying on our daughters? Don't you trust them?" Wednesday raised an eyebrow as she said, "What are you doing here then?" Enid sighed, and then said, "Because I don't trust any of you."

Then suddenly a bank robber ran towards the three girls, as they heard a police officer yell, "Stop! Police!" The bank robber then tripped on a large crack in the sidewalk near the three girls. The robber's bag then opened up and a dark glowing red stone fell out of the bag. A curious Ana then picked up the red stone as she said, "Ooo. What's this?" Then the bank robber looked terrified as he said, "Don't touch that. It's a demonic crystal that rightfully belonged to my ancestors. In the wrong hands, it can bring forth a powerful hell-beast!" Then the ground began to shake, as the terrified bank robber ran away. Harmony looked very nervous as she said, "Uh oh." Then Wednesday and Enid looked very nervous, and ran towards the girls as a terrified Wednesday yelled, "Ana, drop that stone!" Then suddenly the ground opened up between the adults and children, and a large monstrous red demon monster emerged from the ground and roared. Then Harmony with a panicked face yelled, "Oh God! Why did I have to roll that number!?"


Number 5:

Harmony rolled her eyes as she said, "Ha ha. Very funny. Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice... and it landed on 5. Harmony then looked up as she said, "Guess you're tagging along on my first date Uncle Lurch!" Lurch kept a straight face as he said, "Uuuuggggh." Then Enid cautiously said, "Umm... are you sure about that?" Wednesday then casually said, "Enid, Lurch is a very capable child care provider and friend. He shall indeed ensure our daughter's safety." Harmony smiled as she said, "Thanks mother."


Lurch was driving a car down the road as Harmony and Megan sat in the back seat together. As they all remain seated, Megan said, "Thanks for taking us to the movies today sir." Lurch meanwhile had a dead expression on his face as he said, "Uuuuuggh. Would you like food before movie?" Then a casual sounding Megan said, "Well... I'm up for whatever." Then Lurch said, "Must stop at bank for money first then." Then Lurch stopped the car next to a nearby bank. Lurch then got out of the car, followed by Harmony and Megan. Then as the three approached the bank, suddenly smoke came out of the bank. Suddenly a bank robber with a black bandana on his head, ran out of the bank with a big bag as he said, "Ha, ha! No one can stop me from claiming my rightful prize!"

Then suddenly the bank robber bumped into Lurch. The bank robber looked up, and then screamed at Lurch's appearance. The bank robber then turned around and ran away scared, but due to fear clouding is judgment - the bank robber ran right in the arms of two police officers. Harmony and Megan who were watching, both said, "Whoa." Then one of the policemen looked at Lurch while saying, "Good job sir. We've been trying to nab this thief for weeks. Thank you for the assistance. By the way, there's a reward for catching him. Would you like it now?" Then an excited Harmony and Megan both yelled, "YES!"


Several hours later: Lurch, Harmony and Megan were sitting on a giant boat that was out at sea. Lurch simply stood still next to Harmony and Megan who were both sitting in beach chairs next to a small pool on the boat. A smiling Harmony then said, "Wow Lurch! It was so awesome that all of that reward money was enough to buy your own jet plane and boat. Thanks for letting us use it." Lurch simply remained still as he said, "Uuuuggh." Then Megan held Harmony's hand as she said, "Harmony... this has been a really great day. I want this story... or rather our story to never end." Then a curious Harmony said, "What do you mean by that?" Then Megan looked out at the distance as she said, "Well, if you were near a mirror and standing by your reflection right now... just ask yourself to turn around. Look at what you see in her face. It's the mirror of your dreams." Then a smiling Harmony said, "Well, I'd make believe I'm everywhere given in the light, and written on the pages is the answer to a never-ending storeeeeeey!"

Then Lurch suddenly held up a music player and began playing music with an 80's techo beat to it. Then Harmony and Megan both jumped up and grabbed microphones as they both sang, "Reach the stars. Fly a fantaseeeeeeeeeey. Dream a dream. And what you see will beeeeeeeeee. Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds. And there upon a rainbow is the answer to a never-ending storeeeey! Aaaaaahhhaaahhhhh. Storeeeeey! Aaaaaahhhaaahhhhh." Then suddenly the boat everyone was on hit a giant iceberg. Suddenly the boat began to slowly sink, as a panicked Harmony said, "What's going on? I thought God himself could not sink this ship." Then as the boat began to sink down, Megan grabbed Harmony's hand as she said, "I'll never let go Harmony. I'll never let go." Then as the boat began to almost be completely submerged, Harmony looked terrified as she said, "Oh God. If only I had rolled that dice just a little bit differently..."


Number 6:

Harmony held out the dice as she said, "Okay... time to roll the dice." Then Harmony rolled the dice, but just before it was about to land on a 6 - Thing grabbed the dice and held it tight in his hand. A confused Harmony then said, "Uncle Thing, what are you doing?" Then Thing banged the table several times, and threw the dice in a trash can. Then Wednesday raised an eyebrow as she said, "I believe Thing doesn't appreciate the idea of deciding who should go on your date with you through the act of simple chance." Ana then tilted her head slightly as she said, "Makes sense. By literally rolling the dice, and leaving your decisions up to perfect chance - you're basically creating tons of divergent timelines. And honestly, I'd rather avoid transforming into an alternate version of myself. If we're gonna ensure that we still truly exist in the prime universe, you need to make decisions that truly come from your heart and who you are." Then Harmony began to think carefully as she said, "Hmm... Okay. So if I can't roll the dice, and I have to think with my heart... what do I choose?"


Megan knocked on the door to the Addams Family home. Harmony then opened the door as she said, "Hey Megan." A smiling Megan then said, "Hey Harmony. I'm ready for our first date. So... is anyone from your family coming with us?" Then Harmony said, "Yeah. About that. Now listen... you said I could bring anyone from my family with us. So... can that include... everyone?" Then Harmony made a motion - and then Wednesday, Enid, Ana, Lurch, and Thing approached the door. Megan then smiled as she said, "Of course. I mean... my parents are too busy to spend time with me, so... it actually would be kind of nice to spend the whole day with a real family." Harmony then made a big smile as she said, "All right. Cool!"

Then Wednesday stepped forward as she said, "Excellent. Now as for a location we shall eat at before our meal, I have conducted research that would indicate..." Then Enid put a hand on Wednesday's shoulder as she said, "And we'll just ignore that research, and do with what feels right. And speaking of what feels right, you'd love to see these photos I have of Harmony when she was younger." Then Ana tugged on Enid's arm as she said, "Or maybe not. Come on Lurch. You get to drive us." Then Lurch said, "Uuuuugh. Must stop by bank first." Then Wednesday said, "No need. I have plenty of money on hand for tonight." Then as everyone began to walk towards a nearby car, Harmony smiled as she said, "You know... this definitely feels right." Ana nodded as she said, "Agreed. It definitely feels like this is the prime universe." Then Harmony rolled her eyes as she sarcastically said, "Of course it is Ana."

THE END... or maybe not...


Epilogue - ...Meanwhile in Another Universe...

Wednesday sat in the basement of her home surrounded by many candles. Enid then walked into the basement dressed in all black, and with a sad face she said, "Wednesday, where were you all day?" Wednesday with a focused look said, "I was busy." As tears came from her eyes, Enid looked at Wednesday with an angry face as she said, "But today was Harmony and Ana's funeral. Doesn't that mean anything to you? Does anything mean anything to you anymore?" As Wednesday had a deadly glare on her face, she said, "Our children mean everything to me Enid. When that demon emerged from the ground and then took our girls' lives right before us... it felt like I was dying with them. However as time has passed, ten words keep passing through my mind. Ten words that continue to echo through my soul every second I am awake or asleep. And those ten words are... This cannot be the way reality is meant to be. Reality as we know it Enid has been tainted. Our daughters were never meant to die. So I am in the midst of discovering the darkest spells in all of witchcraft, and am attempting to use them... to find the prime reality where our children are still alive... as they are meant to be." Then a scared looking Enid stepped back as she said, "And then what?" Then Wednesday's eyes turned solid black as she said, "And then I shall conquer that reality and make it my own!"