Author's Note
Here it is "That episode", and what did I do to change it? Well I completely rewrote it from the ground up! Took a bit to come up with stuff, and I personally think it got a little intense at some points, but I think it came out well.
So please enjoy!
-MisterStevenson
Reviews
ToxiVillain- I could give a long answer, but I'll be blunt and say not anytime soon. Although I DID have one story planned a long time ago, the script is gone now.
ToxiVillain #2- That tends to be a glitch, new chapters not showing up. Especially on the mobile version.
nickvan2024- Oh, you'll get the answer to your question in this chapter.
tranquoc2004vn- Also how she wasn't actually voted out in the canon show is bizarre, as she and Priya weren't exactly quiet about their alliance.
It opened on a crab getting crushed by Mr. Coconut.
(Narrated by Chris McLean)
Previously on Total Drama Island! Players almost lost their heads during a game of capture the flag...except instead of a flag, they were tasked with capturing a skull...scratch that, a prop skull.
Damien almost won the challenge for his team via a distraction from Axel, who used Chase as a human shield. However his newfound confidence in himself was shattered by Emma, as well as a swift kick to the groin. Trust me, even I felt that.
And during the elimination ceremony, The Ferocious Trout ended up voting off Millie. Due to the girls finding and reading her notebook, as well as some scheming from the Island's resident hunk...Caleb.
And there's plenty more scheming where that came from, right here, right now. On Total...Drama...Island!
(Cut to Intro and Back)
It faded into a shot of the Ferocious Trout's cabin. "Fifty eight...fifty nine...sixty..." Axel was doing handstand pushups. "Sixty one...sixty two...sixty three..." And so was Priya. "So, if you don't mind me asking...where are you from?" Priya asked out of the blue.
"Pardon?" Axel asked. "After the whole Millie debacle yesterday, I thought we should bury that old hatchet between us as they say." Priya gave a half smile.
(Confessional)
Priya- "Okay, I still want that alliance I was talking about. Except now with Millie gone and Scary Girl refusing to work with me...I guess I have no choice but to try and work with Axel. Don't worry, I've had training with compromises my whole life!"
(Confessional)
"Priya, whatever you're doing isn't going to work." Axel stood up from the floor and walked over to her bed. "Come on! I bet beneath that exterior you're a...hot tamale!" Priya floundered, causing Axel to whip her head back.
"Please tell me that was accidental and you're not hitting on me." Axel said blankly. "I'm just saying, you're...like...you're Mexican, right?" Priya was sweating bullets. "...Okay, a few things." Axel turned and held up a few fingers.
"One: you have no social skills so stop trying to make small talk. Two: When you do ask questions, at least attempt to have a filter over what you ask. And Three: If anything, I'm hot ropa vieja...because I'm Cuban!" Axel gave some advice.
And suddenly, Scary Girl popped out from her favorite place to appear...from underneath a bed. "Hello...have either of you seen my contact lenses?" She asked, her eyes squinting. "Uhh...nope." "Haven't seen a thing." Priya and Axel responded.
"Darn it all!" Scary Girl climbed out from under the bed, pulled out a bag belonging to her, and rummaged around it until she pulled out a glasses case. But just then Damien entered the room, looking really happy and confident.
"Good morning, ladies. You're all looking as stunning as ever!" Damien said with newfound confidence. "Oh...thank you, Damien." Priya blushed. "What's got you so giddy today?" Axel asked.
"Well, since I am the Co-Captain of the team, and want to do what I can to boost morale...I made buttons!" Damien held out a button that had the Ferocious Trout's logo on it. "Hmm...those actually look pretty good." Axel took the button and fastened it to her shirt.
"How about you..." Damien trailed off as he saw Scary Girl wearing a pair of glasses. "...What? Do I have blood on my cheek?" She tilted her head. "There is something off with this image...cursed as they say online." Damien tossed Scary Girl a button before turning to Priya.
"And what about you?" Damien held out a third button. "Uhm...okay." Priya snatched the button. "See, gang? Together we can dominate this contest!" Damien made a fist. And then Zee slid into the room Kramer-Style, and he was covered in buttons.
"Hahaha! Check it out, I'm Button Man!" He exclaimed in a chill way. "He's the team's biggest supporter." Damien explained. "I'll show all the spirit I have to...so will my can." Zee fastened a button to his unopened can of soda, which caused it to spray into his face.
(Confessional)
Damien- "I admit that being sprung into this position of leadership is a bit overwhelming. But I'm not gonna quit on the competition like I did a couple days ago. Nuh-uh, from here on out I'm in this for the long haul!"
(Confessional End)
"Alright guys, see ya in the contest!" Damien gave two finger guns before leaving. "You know as much as I'd love to be enthralled by Damien's showing of teamwork...Chase needs to go home today!" Priya crossed her arms. "Surely you aren't bringing up the idea of throwing? Because if you are..." Axel paused as she, Priya, and Scary Girl turned to see Zee drinking from his punctured soda can like a sucker fish.
"We'll continue this later." Axel said as it cut over to the Mess Hall. "*sigh* Well, what FDA disapproved piece of slop will they serve us today?" MK snarked. "Please be edible, please be edible." Bowie crossed his fingers.
"Soup's on!" Chef shouted, revealing several platters with sandwiches and fruit. "Oh...that actually looks pretty good." Caleb said. "Woo! Me first!" "Not if I get there first!" Wayne and Raj raced each other to the food.
It cut to both teams sitting down, eating their edible breakfasts. "Mmm delicioso." Zee hummed as he ate. "I think this good food is a ploy leading up to something. What do you think Damien?" Priya asked. "Can't think now, too busy eating." Damien took a bite of sandwich.
Priya turned to Axel but remembered their awkward encounter earlier and turned to Scary Girl instead. "What about you? What's going through that head of yours right now?" Priya asked, immediately wishing she could take back that question.
Scary Girl slowly turned her head towards Priya and adjusted her glasses. "...I'm not wearing makeup or body paint. This is literally just my natural skin..." Scary Girl motioned to her pale white skin, earning glances from her teammates.
(Confessional)
Axel- "Scary Girl has been acting a little less creepy and a little more weird...and that's somehow more creepy than her usual schtick."
Priya- "How come every time I try to make conversation it always turns weird?"
(Confessional End)
"So Chase, you've been quiet..." Priya once again tried making conversation. It panned over to Chase, who looked absolutely livid. Not about the breakfast or the conversation, but just everything in general.
"Coming here was the stupidest thing I've ever done." Chase grumbled. It then cut over to the Frogs of Death's table. "Ah, so delicate and flavorful..." Emma said, savoring her sandwich. "Thank you?" Caleb questioned, mistaking it for a compliment towards himself.
"No, wait a second!" Emma tried to correct the misunderstanding. "Hahaha! Oh honey, you walked right into that when you sat next to him." Bowie added.
And then Wayne and Raj walked up to the table. "Morning, guys!" Raj energetically greeted. "Morning, one of the Hockey Guys." Mk responded. "Hey Emma, looking good today." Wayne complimented as he sat down.
"Oh, thank you." Emma smiled at the compliment. "Bleugh, I can't deal with egg salad...who wants it?" MK held up her sandwich. "Woo! Sweet bonus sandwich!" Wayne swiped it, tore it in two, and handed half to Raj. "Thanks dude." "No problem, eh." They briefly conversed.
And then Chris entered the Mess Hall. "Good day everyone, enjoying your lunch?" Chris asked with a smirk. "I knew it, he put laxatives in the food!" Priya spit out her half-chewed sandwich which landed on Chase's face.
"Worry not, for that is what I originally planned on doing. But since the producers thought that the original challenge was "Too gross" and none of our Interns could find Velociraptor animatronics with state of the art AI technology...at affordable prices. We decided to change things up." Chris explained.
"Excuse me, what exactly was the original challenge supposed to be?" Damien asked. "Good question, and one that I'm ignoring." Chris responded. "But I will say this, everyone get your swimsuits on and report to the beach. It's challenge time!" Chris exclaimed.
It cut to a little while later, the twelve campers were gathered in two groups down at the beach. Also having changed into their swimsuits. Chris and Chef also being there.
"Welcome campers to your "Under the Sea" challenge!" Chris began. "*gasp* We're going underwater!?" Wayne was in disbelief. "I don't literally mean under the sea! It's just a bunch of beach themed challenges." Chris clarified.
"This challenge is split into three parts: First both teams have an hour to create the best sandcastles. Then both teams will put their members onto surfboards and the combined longest time without wiping out will win." Chef began.
"And the third part is the tiebreaker, a large obstacle course Wipeout-Style." Chef finished. "Huh, that doesn't sound too bad." Damien said. "It was originally outfitted with flamethrowers, spike traps, and wrecking balls..." Chris began.
It flashed back to several scared Interns at the beginning of said obstacle course. "Chop chop, people. The first to complete this course will get a two cent raise!" The Head Intern shouted from the safety of the beach.
It then flashed back to Chris. "But since propane tanks are expensive, and metal tends to rust. We switched to water and inflatable obstacles." Chris explained.
(Confessional)
Damien- "I'm both terrified, and really happy!"
Head Intern- "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
(Confessional End)
"Hey, what about that big reward you promised yesterday?" Bowie asked. "Deep down I was hoping you'd all forget about that. But the winning team will get...a jacuzzi that they can use for the rest of the competition!" Chris exclaimed, motioning to a fancy hot tub being carted over by a couple of interns.
"...I want it." Emma said with pleading eyes. "A whole private hot tub just for the team...? Cool." Zee nodded. "Let's lock in and do this..." Scary Girl narrowed her eyes.
It cut to both teams on two different sections of the beach. "Now as Chef explained, you have one hour to make the best sandcastle. The winner gets an advantage in the second challenge. Now everyone get moving!" Chris blew an airhorn and everyone got to work.
It first cut to the Ferocious Trout. "Sandcastles...castles made of sand..." Priya was looking at the sand as if this was a foreign concept to her. "It's called a "Beach Activity", specifically in the "Fun" category. But I assume your parents didn't teach you about that one." Axel said.
"Grr...women." Chase was angrily looking in Emma's direction. "Yeah, all the women and their swimsuits, right?" Zee suddenly interjected, misunderstanding what Chase meant. "Go away Zee, right now!" Chase ordered, making Zee back away.
"U-Uh, chill bro. I'll just go over there." Zee walked offscreen.
(Confessional)
Zee- "Chase has been acting REALLY aggressive since yesterday. Which is just...real tragic, dude."
Chase- "I have went through hell because of Emma. All I've ever been to her was nice, and because she got her girly feelings hurt over one little prank I'm the only one who suffers!? She'd be NOWHERE without me!"
(Confessional End)
And then it cut over to the Frogs of Death, who were already getting started. "A whole hour, that gives us enough time to make a sturdy foundation, some towers, maybe a large moat." Bowie listed off.
"Hey Rajie, sandball fight!" Wayne exclaimed. "You're on, bro!" Raj called back, the two of them not seeming to realize that the sand was sifting through their fingers.
"Well, we're already down two." MK blankly said. But Emma and Bowie were smiling at the Hockey Bros.' antics. "Hello, we got a challenge going on!" MK called out.
"Huh?" Emma snapped out of it. "Hey, I was just watching so they didn't hurt themselves." Bowie covered.
(Confessional)
Bowie- "Okay fine, I like Raj. He's just so cute I can't help it! I can't believe I'm saying this, but Caleb actually managed to get inside my head and make me question things! But he isn't here to win...that would be me."
(Confessional End)
It cut to a little later, where both teams had made some progress. The Ferocious Trout's castle was already built up some ways, and even though two of their members were busy playing in the sand, The Frogs of Death already had a more impressive castle.
"Damn, they're in the lead!" Axel said, frustrated. "If I can make a suggestion here, maybe we should distract them with something? Or at least slow them down long enough for us to catch up?" Damien suggested.
"And that there is why I made you Co-Captain." Axel said. "So what's the plan? Attract some seagulls? Make a lot of noise?" Damien asked. "Be strong for me, Damien." Axel suddenly said. "Be strong for what?" Damien was confused.
Axel proceeded to undo her ponytail, slowly strut over to the barrier dividing the two teams, and put a hand on her hip. "Hey boys..." She said with a sultry tone.
This got the attention of everyone on the Frogs of Death, plus caused Wayne and Raj to pause whatever game they were playing. "What is she doing?" MK asked. "Good lord, Axel's resorted to using her "feminine wiles" to distract the team." Bowie responded. "Maybe I...should've packed that one-piece." Emma was now self-conscious.
"Why's everyone staring at Axel?" Raj scratched his head. "I dunno..." Wayne added. "Huh, never noticed how attractive she looked before...and all it took was her wearing a bikini." Caleb slowly nodded before standing up.
"You guys cover, I'll be back...at some point." Caleb walked over to the barrier as well. "Caleb, don't you dare! CALEB!" Bowie called out. "And now we're down three..." MK once again said blankly. "Hmph..." Emma huffed, still feeling a little self-conscious.
And then Wayne ran up to her. "Hey Em, Rajie and I are about to build our own sandcastle. Wanna join us?" He asked with an excited smile. "Well...um...you know what? I think I will." Emma responded. "Awesome! Come on then!" Wayne took Emma's hand and dragged her over to the part of the beach he and Raj "claimed".
"...Make that four." MK reiterated. "Come on, we gotta triple time this thing!" Bowie exclaimed, as it panned over to Axel who looked proud of herself.
(Confessional)
Axel- "In less than a minute I took out two of their competitors. And yet some people question why I'm the team Captain."
(Confessional End)
It cut back over to the Ferocious Trout who now had the opportunity to catch up. "Whoa, that was actually a brilliant idea to distract the other team Damien." Priya leaned over, but got no response. "Damien?" Priya snapped her fingers. "I'm sorry, what'd you say again?" Damien looked like he had been drooling a bit.
"Uhh, good plan." Priya shortened her praise. "Well I'm Co-Captain for a reason." Damien proudly said. It cut forward once again, and now things were very lopsided. The Ferocious Trout now had much more progress on their castle than the Frogs of Death.
"Zee, get some more water. Scary Girl, fill those buckets with more sand. Priya, pack it firmer!" Damien ordered, only to get slapped by Priya for his suspicious order. "Ouch!" Damien rubbed his cheek.
"Hey, no need for violent actions!" Axel exclaimed, having come back from distracting the other team. "Unless they are necessary, in which case I carry them out." She added. "Um, s-sorry!" Priya apologized.
It then panned to actually show what the Ferocious Trout's castle looked like. It was about six feet long, had several towers, big walls, and a few sticks for flags. "Dude, if I was a tiny king I'd totally live there." Zee commented, coming back with a bucket of water.
"There's still time left, we can completely beat the breaks off the other team in an embarrassing fashion!" Chase gruffly exclaimed. "Damn, finally showing some team spirit. I should be proud...but I don't really like you." Axel said.
And then it cut over to the Frogs of Death, where Bowie, Caleb, and MK were struggling with their "castle". "No, that part goes here!" Bowie shouted. "The sand is too loose, it keeps falling." Caleb responded. "Guys just...guys!" MK added.
At this point their castle looked more like a mound of sand with some wet spots sprinkled in. "Look, we have lots of time. We can just start over with-" "Time's up!" MK was cut off by Chris blowing an airhorn.
Chris and Chef walked onto the beach, and looked over at both sides. "Alright, you all have had one hour. So let's see what you've come up with in that time." Chris said, before he and Chef walked over to the Ferocious Trout's castle first.
"What do you think? I call it Sandwick Castle." "WE call it Sandwick Castle." Damien and Axel said. "Let's see, pretty big...well put together...not a sad pile of nothingness..." Chef observed. Chris and Chef proceeded to whisper to each other, making the Ferocious Trout a little on edge.
"This..is an awesome sand castle!" Chris announced. "Woohoo!" "Yeah baby!" "Heehee!" Priya, Damien, and Scary Girl all celebrated. "Now it's time for the Frogs of Death. Their sand castle better be at least half as good as this one, or their hopes at victory are as stable as dry sand." Chris joked.
Chris and Chef entered the Frogs of Death's side of the beach, with Bowie, Caleb, and MK looking at each other nervously. "So, where's the castle that you spent an hour making?" Chef asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, about that..." "You see the thing is..." You'll be disappointed to know that we kinda didn't..." Caleb, MK, and Bowie all stumbled. "Come up with a name for our amazing sandcastle!" Emma suddenly interjected.
"Our amazing what now?" MK asked as Emma motioned to a quaint looking sandcastle some ways away, Wayne and Raj standing by it as if they were models in an old used car commercial. "Now this is unexpected." Chris commented as he and Chef walked over.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "Wait, when did they have the time to make that? Ugh, we paid zero attention to the smooth brains that they were able to do whatever!"
Bowie- "Gotta say, if we win on account of those three alone...I need to give them more credit."
(Confessional End)
The sandcastle wasn't as big as the Ferocious Trout's, but it was very detailed, had a few towers, a moat, and seashells were decorated all around it. "Huh, simple and quaint." Chris observed. "I personally call it, Casa Del Emily." Wayne stepped forward, getting a slight giggle from Emma.
"Let's see...decent sized...decorated...there's actually something here...this is a sandcastle alright." Chef graded. "You three certainly put your hearts into this castle." Chris said, looking at Emma, Wayne, and Raj. "But since my heart is ice cold...I choose this crappy sandcastle over the cleary superior one! Frogs of Death win this round!" Chris announced.
Bowie, MK, and Caleb cheered while Emma, Wayne, and Raj looked mad at the comment. The Ferocious Trout also looking disappointed over the loss. "Hey, we made the best darned castle on the beach!" Wayne put a hand on Emma's shoulder. "Yeah...we did didn't we." Emma smiled.
(Cut to Commercial)
It cut back to all the campers, plus Chris and Chef on the beach. "Frogs of Death, due to winning the first part you get an advantage in part two. The challenge will take a half hour break so we can set everything up. In the meantime you're all allowed to enjoy the beach to your leisure." Chef explained.
"Awesome!" "Let's go!" "Radical..." Wayne, Raj, and Zee all reacted. It cut ahead half an hour to the campers standing back on their team's respective carpets. A small wave pool having been moved to the beach as well.
"This is the Surf-o-Matic Simulator 3.0! Since Isle Wawanakwa doesn't get many big waves, we hooked up this wave pool for you kids to surf on. I got the idea when I was staying in this gimmick resort that had a cheesy orca mascot." Chris explained.
"Frogs of Death, due to winning the first challenge you get the advantage. And that is the other team's boards will be waxed up with high quality surf wax. While yours will be covered in...molding wax!" Chef explained. "What the? The stuff they make sculptures out of!? How's that an advantage!?" MK shouted.
"Ohh...have we been saying advantage this whole time? We meant to say that the team that won the last challenge gets a massive disadvantage!" Chris chuckled. "Ngh, I hate that guy." Chase was steamed.
"Frogs of Death go first. Whichever team that has the longest consecutive time on their boards will win." Chef explained. "Come on gusanos, let's end this!" Axel cracked her knuckles.
It cut to Bowie standing atop the wave pool holding a surfboard. "Oh my, I haven't surfed in a while...gonna have to wing this one." Bowie said before jumping into the wave pool while on the board. "Your time starts...now!" Chris pushed a button on a console and the waves began, a surfer tune also playing in the background.
Bowie stumbled a bit before eventually finding the perfect balance. "Hey, check me out!" Bowie posed a little bit. "Nice hustle Bowie!" Wayne shouted. "Yeah, you look great- I mean you're doing great!" Raj corrected himself. "Thank you!" Bowie called back.
It cut back to Chris standing on the platform. "Okay, let's take this up a notch." He adjusted the settings on the wave pool, and the waves became larger and more frequent. "Whoa! Getting pretty bumpy." Bowie was stumbling. "Alright, I think I- Gah!" Bowie slid on some of the molding wax, and fell into the pool.
"And Bowie slipped right out of the challenge! Coming in at forty seven seconds!" Chris announced. Bowie climbed out of the pool and spit out some water. "At least we're on the board." He said, walking over to his team. "And speaking of boards...gimme one of those oversized sticks." MK said, before cutting to her balancing on her board in the pool.
"MK is doing pretty good. But how long will it last?" Chris commentated. "Whoa...oh no!" MK fell off the board as the waves began picking up. "And there goes MK. With an even time of forty seconds!" Chris announced.
(Confessional)
MK- "Yeah, I could've gone on for WAY longer. But again...flyin' under the radar."
(Confessional End)
"Hey Caleb, how about you go? We haven't really seen you compete much during the game..." Bowie smoothly taunted. "Huh, tacky hair's got a point." MK snarked. "Hey! This is one of the styles today." Bowie huffed. "Come on buddy, show that water who's boss!" Wayne punched the air.
"Alright, no need to beg. It's about time I showed off my skills anyway." Caleb cracked his knuckles and it cut to him surfing in the wave pool. "Caleb has had perfect balance so far. Even with the crummy boards his team has been given...let's change that." Chris pushed the button that made the waves more intense.
Caleb began struggling a little bit, but he almost immediately regained his posture and switched to doing some poses on the surfboard showing off his muscles. "Holy..." "Oh dios mio." "Whoa Mama!" Priya, Axel, and MK all reacted. "Wow, it's as if Justin is still with us in spirit." Chris put his hands to his chest.
"Uhh, you know he ain't dead?" Chef chimed in. "Shhhh...okay I'm over it now." Chris stopped ogling. Caleb kept surfing until Chris cranked up the wave intensity again. "Ngh, that's kinda rough...whoa!" Caleb slipped off the shabby board and into the raging pool. "And Caleb survived with a total of eighty three seconds, the best time so far!" Chris announced.
"Crud, that was actually a good performance." Bowie whispered. "Emma, how about you go and we save the Hockey Jocks for last?" Bowie suggested. "Uhh, I've never really surfed before..." Emma mumbled. "Don't worry, I'll go!" Raj exclaimed. "Good luck, Rajie!" Wayne and Raj high fived before it cut to Raj on the water.
"And...start!" Chris said as the waves began. "Huh...this ain't so ba-GAH!" Raj almost immediately fell off the board. "What...the hell...was that?" Caleb asked. "And with a time of...six seconds, it's Raj!" Chris condescendingly announced. "...We've only been surfing once in our whole lives." Wayne admitted.
"Yep, we're screwed." MK said with a deadpan expression. And next it cut to Wayne surfing in the pool...only to fall off at about the same time Raj did. "And that's also six seconds for Wayne!" Chris called out. "Dang, I thought those two would be at least a little less pathetic at this." Chef commented.
"Well, I guess it's my turn." Emma said. It then cut to Emma surfing, her already struggling for balance. "Come on Em, you can do it!" Wayne encouraged. "Yeah, show the international viewing world that you're not a TOTAL WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING!" The rage-filled voice of Chase echoed.
"Whoa!" "What did you just say, Chico!?" "Dude, that wasn't cool." Damien, Axel, and Zee all said. Meanwhile this distracted Emma long enough that she lost her concentration and fell off the surfboard. "And due to that completely out of nowhere remark by Chase, Emma gets a score of 14 seconds." Chris announced.
"That means the Frogs of Death got a combined time of three minutes and sixteen seconds." Chef added, meanwhile the conflict amongst the campers hadn't quite finished.
"Chase, what is your problem!? You cannot be this upset over something YOU were in the wrong about!" Damien scolded. "How am I in the wrong about anything? I did nothing wrong, I bent over backwards to be nice to her, and one little prank was enough for her to call it quits on everything!?" Chase rambled on.
Meanwhile Emma was climbing out of the pool and seeing what was happening. "Was I...seriously dating that guy? And even considering taking him back?" She whispered in disbelief. It then briefly panned over to Wayne and Raj. "I don't know what's happening on the other team, but I'm glad things are more stable over here." Raj commented.
Meanwhile Wayne was looking at Chase with a very dark look, which must not've been common since Raj looked unnerved when he saw it. "Wayner? Buddy...I've never seen that look before, you're freaking me out." Raj said. "Oh no, Rajie. I just got something to do after the challenge is all." Wayne ominously answered.
"Yeesh, maybe we should take a short break to let things cool off." Chris said while relaxing on a lounge chair.
(Short Intermission)
It cut back to both teams on the beach, things having calmed down. "Alright, now it's time for the Ferocious Trout to catch some waves to win some immune soup!" Chris made some motions. "Excuse me?" Priya scratched her head. "So, who's going first?" Axel asked her team.
"Oh, I will!" Scary Girl rushed forward and grabbed a surfboard. "That answered that dilemma." Damien said with a nod. It then cut to Scary Girl effortlessly doing some tricks while surfing in the wave pool. "Heeheehee!" She giggled while standing on her hands.
"Damn, that's some skill." Axel complimented. It briefly cut to Chris and Chef who already looked mischievous. "This could be an easy path to victory...turn it up to level five." Chris ordered. "You got it." Chef cranked up the intensity until the wave pool was basically a mini-typhoon.
"Whoa!" Scary Girl was literally flung from the pool, into the air, and onto the beach with a thud. "*gasp* Lauren!" Emma rushed over and knelt by the dazed Scary Girl. "Are you alright?" She asked. "Have...have..." Scary Girl muttered. "What is it? Please tell me!" Emma exclaimed.
"...Have you ever tried toutons?" Scary Girl woozily asked before fainting. The Head Intern briefly walked onscreen and looked at Scary Girl. "Get this pasty white girl to the medical tent! Double time it, lowlifes!" He shouted, two interns coming along and dragging her offscreen, but a certain angry guy watching this entire interaction.
(Confessional)
Emma- "This challenge has been a (bleep)-ing rollercoaster."
(Confessional End)
"Before she got flung out of the pool, Scary Girl got a time of 51 seconds. Quite a start to the Ferocious Trout." Chris announced. "Alright, now that things have been tested, I'll go next." Axel cracked her neck before cutting to her surfing. Axel was doing pretty well, balancing on the board with her arms crossed.
"This challenge is in the bag...perhaps a LITTLE gloating wouldn't hurt." Axel smirked before trying to do a few tricks like Scary Girl. "Whoa, sweet." Zee said. "Well, that's the Captain for you." Damien added. Axel was balancing on one foot while holding the other behind her head in a yoga pose...but flexing on the competition can go so far as she slipped and fell off the board.
"BWAH!" Axel exclaimed as she wiped out. "And Axel wipes out, but not before getting a time of 39 seconds!" Chris announced. It cut to Axel climbing out of the pool and looking frustrated. "I couldn't even beat Scary Girl? How stupid of me to gloat before victory was at hand!" She facepalmed.
"Well if it helps, I thought you did great." Damien said. "Hmph...thank you." Axel said, subtly looking away. Next it cut to Damien, who was screaming while balancing on the board. "Agh! The water's too rough! How do people do this for fun, I'm gonna die!" He was hyperventilating.
"...Does he realize the waves aren't even turned on?" Chef confusingly asked. "*chuckles* I'd prefer to see how long this goes." Chris chuckled in amusement. "No more! Confidence shattered! I quit!" Damien jumped off the surfboard and into the calm water. "And Damien gets a total of...zero seconds! On account of me not turning on the waves yet." Chris explained.
"Oh my God bruh..." Chase put his head in his hands. "Normally I'd go next...but since Chase just made that comment, how about he show us something amazing?" Priya suggested. "Fine, I'll show you all who the top dog is!" Chase exclaimed. It cut to the "top dog" in question, surfing on one of the higher intensities and barely struggling.
"They all think they're so great? They don't have several million subscribers! This million dollar prize is NOTHING to me!" Chase kept making himself more wound up. "Wow...this game has really broken him." Damien observed from the Trout's carpet. "In all honesty I expected you to be the first one on the team to go completely ballistic." Axel added.
"And I didn't even need to date Emma, but her social media presence was a decent boost...so screw it! I don't even know what her last name is, and frankly I don't care...because I'm famous!" Chase continued, seemingly venting more at this point.
"Is that guy trying to be the most unlikable contestant in TD history? Because he's passing with flying colors so far." MK commented, meanwhile Emma was shaking in place. "Ngh...all of that...ngh..." She sounded sick to her stomach, until Wayne put an arm around her and pulled her close.
"..." He was silent, and had that same dark look on his face from before. "And even worse of all, I...I...oh sh-(bleep)!" Chase wound himself up so much that he ended up falling off the board. "And that performance netted Chase a time of 82 seconds! Just below Caleb's time." Chef announced in place of Chris.
Chase exited the pool and was seemingly confused at all the angry looks he was getting. "And what are all of you looking at? Can't a guy vent during a challenge?" He sassily asked. "...I'm going to whoop his ass." Axel suddenly took off in a sprint towards Chase. "What the fu-(bleep)!?" Chase began booking it, both individuals running offscreen.
Heh, Ferocious Trout, you keep disappearing on me." Chris pointed to the three members still there. "Zee, you go next...I need some time to recover from what just happened." Priya pushed him forward. "You got it, dude." Zee saluted as it cut to him laying on his back on his surfboard.
The wave pool was in full force, yet Zee was casually floating on his board. "Man...I could really fall asleep right now." Zee yawned. "Zee, keep killing those waves!" Damien excitedly punched the air. "Wait, I'm killing these waves!?" Zee sat up and sat criss-cross on his board.
"Can't this thing go any higher?" Chris kept trying to make the waves more intense. "Chris, it won't hold! It's breaking up!" Chef exclaimed. After a few more moments, the wave pool began to produce smoke, before comedically smoothing out instantly.
"Whoa, that was like...trippy." Zee commented. "Well there goes the deposit on the pool." The Head Intern walked up to Chris and Chef. "Uhh, before that happened...Zee had a time of a whopping 137 seconds! Making the Ferocious Trout winners of the second challenge." Chris announced.
"Yeah baby!" "Aww sweet." "I wish I got to compete, but woo!" Damien, Zee, and Priya all celebrated. "Since both teams each won a challenge, it's time for the tiebreaker." Chef began. "But be careful, if both teams manage to tie on THIS challenge...you don't want to deal with the second tiebreaker." Chris finished.
It briefly cut to a mannequin getting blown up by several dozen sticks of dynamite, a large rock dropping into the smoldering crater, and then a car driving off a nearby cliff and crashing into the boulder, causing everything to explode again. It then cut back to all the gathered campers, looking horrified.
"Frogs, Trout, you'll choose your three best players to go through the obstacle course." Chef began, motioning to the obstacle course in question. "And looks like the Ferocious Trout already have their three, so no worrying on their part." Chef softly laughed, as Damien, Priya, and Zee looked at each other.
(Confessional End)
Priya- "It's okay, we can still salvage this. I just need to solo this tiebreaker and prove to my parents that all that training paid off."
(Confessional End)
It cut to the Frogs of Death, who were discussing who to send. "I think it's no shocker that I should be involved with the course. After all I DID do the best on the team." Caleb bragged. "An obstacle course requires agility...you're more in the bulky category." Bowie gave a rebuttal.
"Uhh...you know my leg is starting to cramp a little bit. So maybe I shouldn't go, just to be safe." MK made a fake excuse. "Wayne, Raj, what about you both?" Caleb asked the pair. "I'd be up for it, but I don't think Wayne's in the game right now." Raj said, it panning to Wayne who was still consoling Emma.
"Alright, since everyone's made their cases. It will be me, Caleb, and Raj going through the course." Bowie explained. "Attention campers, if everyone's picked their teams, it's time...for...Wipeout!" Chris exclaimed. Then Chef ran up and whispered in his ear. "I mean it's time for...Watercrash!" Chris corrected himself for "legal" reasons.
It cut to Bowie and Damien standing on two different platforms. "A member from each team will race each other through the course. Their goal is to get the fastest time, and the team with the fastest time by the end will win immunity." Chef explained. "Saying this in advance...but no hard feelings about the butt kicking I'm about to give you." Bowie smugly taunted.
"And whose to say you'll get to the finish first? Just watch, I'll zip outta here like a bolt of lightning." Damien got serious. "Begin in three...two...one...GO!" Chris shouted, Bowie and Damien running onto the soaked obstacle course.
"Yeesh, this water's so cold I can feel little bits of ice in it!" Damien pointed out, shivering a little. "We couldn't use fire, so we went in the opposite direction!" Chris explained through a megaphone. Bowie slid down a slide being drenched by several hoses, himself also shivering.
"T-This is a w-walk in the p-park for me!" Bowie said through chattering teeth as he begun climbing past a wall with lots of holes. "Wait a minute...Bowie, watch out for the gloves!" Raj warned from the shore. "For the what?" Bowie asked as a toy boxing glove shot out from the hole under him, punching him in the groin.
"EEP!" Bowie held his bruised crotch, causing him to fall into the water. "And Bowie has to start all over again!" Chris laughed as Damien was also shimmied across the boxing glove wall, dodging some of the gloves. And then getting punched in the face by one, but playing through the pain and making it all the way across.
"And now Damien has made it to the most difficult obstacle...the bouncy balls!" Chris announced, cutting to three large rubber balls in the water. "I always told myself I could do this part no problem when I watched this on TV, time to test that theory." Damien jumped onto the first ball...only to get immediately bounced into the water.
It cut back to Bowie who had caught back up, making it to the bouncy balls. "Okay, gotta plan this out." Bowie jumped to the first ball and landed. Then he jumped and landed on the second...before sliding off. The little stopwatch in the corner fast forwarded a bit, until Bowie was the first to make it across and to the final obstacle.
Bowie ran across multiple rotating platforms and then swung on a rope to the finish line. "And Bowie finishes first with a time of...sixty seconds? It was way longer than that." Chris looked at the cheap stopwatch he was using. "I think that stopwatch only goes up to a minute...meant for niche stuff like kiddie games." Chef explained.
"Aw what!? Who's the brainiac that bought this piece of junk?" Chris asked. "That would be you, sir." The Head Intern walked onscreen. "Hm, fair point. Clyde, go fire somebody." Chris ordered, revealing the Head Intern's name as Clyde. "Yes sir." Clyde nodded and went off to break the news to the Intern he disliked most.
It cut ahead to show Damien at the end of the course, and swinging to the finish line. "Ugh, I finally did it..." Damien sighed in relief. "And Damien finally makes it to the finish! With a time of...a lot longer than Bowie's. Can his time be beaten? Most likely if my pessimism is to be believed." Chris joked.
It next cut to Caleb and Priya about to set off on the course. "Don't worry, I'll go easy on you." Caleb smiled at Priya. "Hehehe...okay." Priya looked at him with half-lidded eyes. "And a-three...a-two...a-one...let's go!" Chris exclaimed, and the two began running.
Caleb easily overtook Priya, who was still instantly lovestruck by the big man.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "I'm even able to easily pull one of the strongest players here. Maybe I should try making an inter-team alliance with Priya...? Nah, it'd probably just start something that goes on for WAY too long."
(Confessional End)
Caleb was climbing around the boxing glove wall, barely reacting to all the punches he was receiving. "One two three DODGE!" Priya ducked out of the way of a boxing glove. The two then proceeded to the bouncy balls, where Caleb jumped to the first, the second...then fell.
"Ha, watch this!" Priya flipped across all three balls like an acrobat. It then briefly cut over to the Ferocious Trout on the shore, where Axel walked up. "Sorry team, what'd I miss?" She asked. "Tiebreaker, three people compete, best time wins, Priya's competing right now." Damien explained. "Ahh, that sums it up." Axel nodded.
It cut right back to Priya who cleared the moving obstacles, grabbed the rope, and swung to the finish line. "And there goes Priya, with a time of...a little over a minute!" Chris announced. And shortly afterwards Caleb landed at the finish as well. "And Caleb gets there with a time of about ten seconds slower." Chris adds.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "Great, I lost to Little Miss Mommy and Daddy Issues."
Priya- "Yeah! I beat the strongest competitor in a challenge, and it was a definite victory too!"
(Confessional End)
And then it finally cut to Raj and Zee preparing to race through the course. "Hey...may the best man win." Raj extended a hand. "You got it, bro." Zee shook back. "Not bothering with a countdown, just go!" Chris shouted. Raj had the clear athletic advantage, but Zee slid on his stomach down the slide leading down, putting him ahead.
"Weehee!" Zee exclaimed as he landed at the wall. "Good strat, dude." Raj complimented as he was somehow already halfway done with the wall. "Huh, what's another pretty good strategy for this...?" Zee pondered, grabbing a soda from his swim shorts pocket before getting an idea.
Raj had made it to the bouncy balls, where he successfully bounced to the first, then to the second. "Keep going Raj, you're doing great!" Bowie shouted. "Heh, thanks Bowie!" Raj blushed. "Get 'em Rajie! Kill the competition! Show NO mercy!" Wayne exclaimed, sounding less encouraging and more like he was about to cut a wrestling promo.
Raj shook himself back to concentration as he jumped from the second ball to the last one, and then to the platform. Meanwhile Zee had been shaking a couple cans of soda and was about to crack them open. "Hehe, I'm about to be an astronaut..." Zee chuckled as he managed to open both cans with just two fingers, and him getting flung from the pressure.
"...I'm just going to stop asking how things are scientifically possible." Damien grumbled. Meanwhile Raj easily made it past the rotating platforms and to the rope swing, and just as he reached the finish line...so did Zee in a photo finish moment. "Whoa!" "What just happened?" Chris and Chef reacted.
"Reviewing the footage now." Clyde pulled out a tablet and began observing said footage. About a minute passed, before he looked up. "Well...you won't believe this but it's an exact tie." He shrugged. Chris then looked at the cheap stopwatch. "And the time was only 45 seconds, the shortest time out of everyone here." He said.
"Well, time for Plan B." Chris pulled out a megaphone. "Campers, it seems that since Raj and Zee simultaneously tied and got the shortest times, it ends in a draw for both teams. Meaning nobody gets the hot tub...and BOTH teams are voting someone out tonight!" Chris said that last part with a laugh.
"What!?" "You can't be serious!" "Okay then." MK, Bowie, and Priya all reacted. "So everyone go over who you'll want to vote out tonight, because this is an important one." Chris said.
It cut over to the Frogs of Death's cabin, where Wayne and Raj were standing out front. "Hey buddy, you got pretty intense during the midway point today...wanna share?" Raj asked. "Rajie, all I can think of right now is getting Chase out of the game. I'm not up for chit-chats...I just want that arrogant guy gone, and for Emma to finally be happy." Wayne answered as he walked away.
(Confessional)
Raj- "Oh no, it's not that I've never seen this...I've just never seen it this bad off the ice. It's...Hockey-itis, and Wayne won't stop until his goal is complete!"
(Confessional End)
It cut back to Raj, where Caleb walked out of the cabin and approached him. "Hey buddy, I was coming to you on discussing our target as an alliance." Caleb explained. "Oh yeah, tell me." Raj listened. "I think we should vote off Emma, she's the weakest link and all this drama is seriously getting on the nerves of everyone here." Caleb explained.
"Vote off Emma? Yeah...I can do that." Raj nervously nodded. "Good, see ya at the ceremony." Caleb winked and walked away.
(Confessional)
Raj- "Oh man, and to make things worse Caleb wants to vote off Emma. To tell you the truth I'm pretty sure Wayne is crushing SUPER hard on her...which is a big deal because he's never crushed on anyone before, we've known each other since we were literal babies, so I know. This is exactly why I turned down the Team Captain's position, I hate being the center of attention!"
(Confessional End)
It cut to a nighttime shot of all twelve campers walking to the fire pit. All with numerous expressions on their faces, and then it cut to them all sitting on the stumps facing Chris, holding a platter with ten marshmallows. "You know, deep down I was hoping for a double elimination today, and lo and behold it happened. This must be my long overdue good karma working." Chris chuckled.
"Now, we'll do this ceremony a little differently. Where to make it as suspenseful as possible, I'm leaving the final two of each team until the very end. Then yanking out the hope of the two eliminated contestants...now let's begin." Chris said.
"Chase, I don't want to sound like a broken record, so you know why you could go home." Chef began. "Mmhmm." Chase merely nodded. "Scary Girl, you got knocked on your head and missed out on most of the challenge, and while it wasn't your fault you're still on the chopping block." Chef continued, causing Scary Girl's eyes to widen.
"Wayne, Raj, and Emma, while your team was hard at work you were goofing off in the sand." Chef scolded.
(Confessional)
Emma- "Hey, that won us the first challenge. And it was pretty fun though..."
(Confessional End)
"And Caleb, you got distracted by whatever Axel attempted to do." Chef finished. "What I ATTEMPTED!?" Axel exclaimed, offended. "Hey, you rocked that performance." Damien added. "I know I did, that's why I did it." Axel huffed.
"Alright, let's start with the Trout...Priya, Zee, Axel, and Damien." Chris threw the marshmallows, leaving Chase and Scary Girl. "And now the Frogs...Wayne, Raj, MK, and Bowie." Chris once again threw marshmallows, leaving Caleb and Emma. "Chase and Scary Girl, Caleb and Emma...the two of you with the most votes was..." Chris trailed off.
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"Caleb and Scary Girl." Chris finally said. "Wait, me!?" Scary Girl exclaimed. "Oh BS, I know at least three of us didn't vote for her!" Axel exclaimed. "Haha, alright Chris you're a funny guy, now say Emma is gone and give me my marshmallow." Caleb said. "Sorry dude, not a joke, you got voted out." Chris clarified. "...Hahahahaha!" Bowie started laughing at Caleb's expense.
"N-No, our plan was to-" Caleb suddenly looked at Raj. "You...backstabbing...bastard." Caleb clenched his fists. "Time to pack your bags, because...the both of you are SWITCHING teams!" Chris suddenly announced. "What to the who now?" Scary Girl was no longer angry.
"Really now?" Caleb was now looking at his team with a vengeful look. It then cut over to Chris standing on the Dock of Shame. "Well, looks like nobody got taken off the island tonight." Chris looked a little bummed out. "Actually, here's that guy I just fired." Clyde walked onscreen with a fat intern. "Wait, hold on!" The Intern shouted.
"Eh, close enough." Chris shrugged as the claw from the Drone of Despair clamped onto the Intern's shirt and carried them away. "Well, at least someone went home..." Chris smiled and looked to the camera. "Who will actually go home next time? Find out on Total...Drama...Island!" Chris exclaimed.
But it held back on Chase for a minute, sitting by the fire pit. Briefly flashing back to him watching Emma look at Scary Girl with concern. Then it flashed over to him at the box with all the votes. "You made my life on the island hell, it's only right I get rid of your new friend..." Chase angrily proclaimed.
It faded back to Chase staring at the fire, smirking to himself.
(Fade to Black)
Votes
Axel- Scary Girl
Chase- Scary Girl
Damien- Scary Girl
Priya- Scary Girl
Scary Girl- Chase
Zee- Scary Girl
Scary Girl- 5
Chase- 1
Bowie- Caleb
Caleb- Emma
Emma- Caleb
MK- Emma
Raj- Caleb
Wayne- Caleb
Caleb- 4
Emma- 2
Placements
13th: Millie
14th: Nichelle
15th: Ripper
16th: Julia
Author's Note Post-Script
And there we have it, now before anyone asks, no this doesn't count as one of the new episodes I had planned. The original episode was just so god awful, that a whole rewrite was REQUIRED to press on. Now for the "elimination", I thought I'd throw in something to completely shake up the dynamics of both teams, something I'm able to do with the increased episode count.
For those concerns I had at the beginning, I feel like the Chase-Emma drama got way too intense and even a little forced here. But that could just be my anxiety talking, and it's going exactly how a toxic, egotistical ex-boyfriend who's allergic to taking accountability would act in this situation. Also Wayne's Hockey-itis has returned, thought that would be a one-off joke? Nope, plot point!
Anyways, I suppose the only thing left to say is to look out for more!
-MisterStevenson