(Danny and our two protags continue to soar through the air)
SpongeBob: hey, Danny. Are we there yet?
Danny: not quite.
Timmy: I don't see any Ashet fragments anywhere!
SpongeBob: me neither, Timmy.
Danny: guys, we might be far from Amity Park, but I believe this is the place.
(Danny flies over mountainous terrain)
SpongeBob: whoa… those mountains look absolutely stunning!
Danny: get ready, everyone! We're about to experience a bumpy landing!
(Danny zooms diagonally toward the ground, causing SpongeBob's and Timmy's cheeks to flap in the air)
SpongeBob: THIS IS AWESOME!
(Danny stops diving and plants his feet on the ground. He then puts SpongeBob and Timmy down and reverts back to his human state)
Danny: I'm really sure there's a Sun Ashet piece hiding around here somewhere.
Timmy: you think?
SpongeBob: hey guys, look! Check out that tunnel! I'm eager to find out what's inside!
Danny: good eye. Let's get going you guys!
(The trio heads into said tunnel)
SpongeBob: holy Krabby Patties, it's so dark in here that my shadow ran off to play hide and seek and forgot the seek part!
Timmy: I think I got a solution to that. Cosmo? Wanda?
(His godparents appear)
Cosmo and Wanda: yes, Timmy?
Timmy: I wish we had something to light up this darkness!
Cosmo and Wanda: wish granted!
(They raise their wands and a poof cloud with "LIGHT!" on it. The cloud dissipates to reveal that Timmy is holding a torch)
Timmy: wow, I'm surprised your wands still work in this area!
Cosmo: maybe it's because we're in the dark, where all the creepy crawlies throw a party and shower us with their creepy-crawly charm and affection!
Wanda: or, it might be the fact that we're in a cave, and caves don't provide us with any light. Therefore, the sun doesn't affect our wands here.
Danny: Alright! Let's see if we can discover where that piece is!
(The trio wanders off into the cave. They come across some etchings that look like iconic Nicktoons monsters like Reptar)
SpongeBob: woah… look at those etchings, everyone!
Timmy: they resemble dragons and creatures from stories.
Danny: I sincerely hope we don't encounter anything like that while we're inside.
(The trio treks away from the etchings and back into the dark depths of the tunnel)
SpongeBob: (while pointing) hey look, guys!
(A Sun Ashet fragment is lying in front of them on a pedestal)
Danny: that's our piece! Let's go!
(The trio approaches the fragment, when all of the sudden, an earthquake occurs and shakes the tunnel)
Timmy: AAAAAAH! EARTHQUAKE!
SpongeBob: quick, duck and cover, everyone! If we don't collapse, the tunnel won't either!
(SpongeBob and Timmy crouch and cover their heads while Danny goes ghost and turns himself intangible. The earthquake causes a cave-in at the entrance and causes the ground in between the trio and the fragment to collapse. The earthquake subsides soon after)
SpongeBob: dear Neptune… that shake was only slightly less dramatic than my first Krabby Patty.
(SpongeBob and the others notice that there's a newly formed fissure in front of them)
Timmy: oh no! How are we gonna get the Ashet fragment now?
Danny: don't worry, you two! Don't forget that I can "go ghost"!
(Danny picks the two up and flies above the fissure and drops them off at the other side)
SpongeBob: thanks for the lift, Danny!
Danny: anytime!
SpongeBob: let's seize that fragment now!
(SpongeBob pulls on the fragment with his bare hands)
SpongeBob: gee, it's a little tougher than I thought. Uhh, Timmy? A little help here?
Timmy: coming!
(Timmy grabs onto SpongeBob's waste and the two try to pull the fragment out)
SpongeBob: come on, come on…
Timmy: keep… pulling…
(They finally get the fragment out. The fragment gets sent flying upwards and falls into SpongeBob's hands)
SpongeBob: we did it! We got the second piece of the Sun Ashet!
(Timmy pulls the first Ashet fragment out of his pocket and he and SpongeBob unite the two fragments together. The fragments magically merge into one)
SpongeBob: oooooooh…
Timmy: wow…
SpongeBob: I didn't know they could do that. I mean, the Sun Ashets ARE magical after all.
Danny: alright. Lemme get you two back to my side.
(Danny grabs the duo and takes them back to their side of the fissure)
SpongeBob: now let's get out of this creepy cave. Who knows what kind of big creepy monsters will jump out and feast on our hide?
Danny: uh, slight problem with that escape plan – the earthquake decided to play interior designer and redecorate, trapping us in here!
Timmy: guys, I have an idea. I'll summon Cosmo and Wanda; they can teleport us out of here swiftly.
(Timmy claps his hands and his godparents appear and teleport the trio out of the tunnel)
Timmy: see? I told you it'll work!
SpongeBob: now we only need four more Ashet fragments and the worlds will be saved.
Danny: four more, you say?
SpongeBob: come on, friends! Let's go find some Ashet fragments!
(The trio cheers before continuing their journey. They walk through more mountainous areas, a geyser field, an area flooded due to practically perpetual rain, a windy sea, a forest, and a tar pit until ending up on a flat, dusty land practically devoid of any life)
Timmy: I think we're doomed. I've lost track of time—could be days, could be decades. Any idea where we are, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: beats me, Timmy. This place looks deader than my houseplants. I need a gallon of water after this trek.
(The trio walks past some giant fossils of animals that once were)
Timmy: Yikes! Those bones are giving me the heebie-jeebies...
Danny: relax, Timmy. They're just bones; they lost their bite ages ago!
SpongeBob: I can't find the third Ashet piece anywhere! And if we don't find them all soon, that sun's gonna blow like a cheap birthday candle and end the party!
(The hooded figure stands on top of a precipice and watches the three cross the wasteland)
Timmy: are there any caves around here where we can hunt down those Ashet pieces?
SpongeBob: there's one right there! Or… at least I think it's a cave…
(The trio stumbles upon a lair with steel stairs leading down into the abyss)
Timmy: okay, that's beyond terrifying…
Danny: so, um, spelunking, anyone?
SpongeBob: why not? Though based on the decor, it's either an evil genius's hideout or a college student's dorm.
(SpongeBob and the others head into the cave, which turns out to be volcanic)
Timmy: great. Brimstone and coal—two of my least favorite scents after gym socks and expired milk.
Danny: okay, lava pools AND technology together? That's a pretty intense mix when you really think about it!
(SpongeBob looks around at the rivers of lava and control pads)
SpongeBob: oh man, this seems completely chaotic. But, I believe we can get through this together, don't you think?
Timmy: are you so sure about that? This place is giving me more chills than those fossils ever did.
Danny: relax, Timmy. I can assure you there's nothing to be afra—
?: hey! Who let you slip past my security?!
Danny: w-where did that voice come from?
Timmy: I didn't say that.
SpongeBob: me neither.
Danny: if it's not you guys, then who's saying it?
(Suddenly, a grumpy-looking red-haired boy bursts through a steel door, startling the trio)
French Narrator: aaah, Truman X; a connoisseur of technology and his progeny. His demeanor can oscillate between being innocuous and exceedingly malevolent, contingent upon the circumstances of the moment. Truman, though the most astute member of his family and indeed his entire universe, often exhibits a thought process akin to that of an average child his age. This characteristic renders him susceptible to manipulation at times and leads to his overlooking of straightforward solutions to various problems.
Truman: you clueless dudes! How could you come into my space… without asking me first?!
(Truman circles around the trio and gets ready to kill. Note that he audibly growls while doing this)
Danny: whatever you do guys, don't… move… a muscle…
(Truman continues to circle around the sea sponge, the average kid that no one understands, and the half-kid half-ghost)
Timmy: that's it! I'm tapping out! I would rather deal with Vicky!
(Timmy runs away from the group and Truman)
Danny and SpongeBob: TIMMY WAIT!
(Truman gets out his jet pack. Then, he flies in and lands in front of Timmy, stopping him in his tracks)
Truman: I finally caught you… you little troublemaker!
(Timmy quivers in fear. Suddenly, Truman rushes to attack Timmy)
Truman: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE FROM ME!
(Truman pins Timmy to the ground and starts using his bucktooth to try and bite him. But Timmy uses HIS bucktooth to counter Truman's)
SpongeBob: uh, Danny? Any idea what kind of dental dance-off we're witnessing here?
Danny: beats me, SpongeBob! Never seen ten-year-olds go at it like THIS!
(Timmy pushes Truman out of the way, letting him stand up again)
Timmy: everyone, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(The trio runs away from Truman, who is flying at them with his jet pack and shooting plasma at them with his wrist blaster)
SpongeBob: Danny, why don't you go ghost and save us all from that orange-headed freak?!
Danny: I wish I could, but come on! He's just a ten-year-old kid, for crying out loud!
Truman: you can't escape from Truman X, losers!
(SpongeBob and the others stop at a cave wall)
SpongeBob: it's a dead end!
(Truman lands in front of the trio and corners them)
Truman: how dare you even think about stepping into my epic lava den without an invitation… I WILL UNLEASH FURY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!
Danny: Truman, don't!
(Truman becomes outraged and gets out his wrist blaster for the kill)
Truman THIS WILL END IT!
(The trio braces for their death, until, out of nowhere, an earthquake stops Truman from attacking them. Truman falls to his feet as a result of that quake)
Truman: what was that?!
SpongeBob: well, Truman… let me break it down for you… there's a teensy-weensy crisis happening.
Truman: wait… WHAT?!
Timmy: yeah, so the sun's throwing a tantrum, spilling hydrogen, causing all sorts of natural disasters, and in a grand finale, it's set to go nova and barbeque everything!
Truman: so you're telling me that the sun is running out of hydrogen and is on a mission to obliterate the world?!
SpongeBob: exactly! That's why we need to find all six Sun Ashet fragments and save the day! Speaking of which, why don't YOU stop lounging in this smelly man-cave of yours and help us track down those pieces?
(Truman turns away and crosses his arms)
Truman: no way! I'd only do it for my family, not for some pineapple-dwelling weirdo.
SpongeBob: we can't waste time with you acting like a toddler! Seriously, Truman... can you just grow up and help us out?
Truman: but... I'm Truman X! The top-of-the-line technology spy kid! I'm destined to take over this show very soon! There's no chance I'm assisting some sneaky intruder who just crashes my hideouts and wrecks my brilliant schemes to defeat SNAFU!
SpongeBob: pleeeeeeeease, with a cherry on top?
Truman: nope, not gonna happen.
Danny: Truman, if the world comes to an end, there won't be any show for you to control! Is that really what you want?
(Truman pauses for a moment)
Truman: um… so, the sun's running out of hydrogen and turning everything into a sauna? What's going to happen to my… GADGETS? Oh no… this is a disaster… actually, this is catastrophic! UGH! FINE! I guess I'll go on your silly adventure. Are you satisfied now?!
SpongeBob: oh, thanks a lot, Truman! Your kindness is overwhelming!
Truman: hah! Kindness? Not in this lifetime! I'm not aiding a squadron of oddballs just to rescue a bunch of worlds and TV shows. I'm doing this solely for my future fame! So keep the buddy-buddy act at bay, whoever you are!
SpongeBob: the name's SpongeBob SquarePants. This is Timmy Turner, and over there is Danny Fenton. Pleasure's all ours.
Danny: Truman, do you happen to know where the next Sun Ashet piece is?
Truman: a Sun Ashet piece, you say? Well, lucky for you, I do! It's hidden past the Tozan Wasteland, somewhere in the Soluna Desert.
Timmy: Tozan Wasteland? So that's what this dump is called?
Truman: bingo! So, good news is, we're not too far from your sun doohickey. Follow me, fame awaits!
(The trio follows Truman out of his den. Then, they continue to trek the Tozan Wasteland in the sunset)
Timmy: I can't believe we let the guy who tried to clobber us join our squad! What were we thinking?!
SpongeBob: hey, he had 'genius' written all over his mischievous little face!
Truman: I believe this is the place!
(The quartet stumbles upon the Soluna Desert)
Danny: wait, so THAT'S the Soluna Desert?
Truman: yep, so, are we ready for this, folks?
(SpongeBob looks out at the vast desert. A tumbleweed rolls by. SpongeBob shudders)
SpongeBob: (swallows hard) um… if you insist… my trusty spy…
Truman: what's that face for?
SpongeBob: just a heads-up, guys... I'm a sea critter. The desert is, well, not exactly my scene.
Truman: no sweat, I'm built for this! Let's move it, team!
(Danny, Timmy, and Truman walk into the Soluna desert. SpongeBob, on the other hand, is still a little nervous but is still brave enough to walk in)