Take 2!
By Tinytoad
"Could it be that it's true that it's you" the song played as Kim and Ron danced in each others arms. Slowly their lips moved closer together then they kissed.
"Hold it" shouted out the Disney director "and cut! that's a rap people. We're all done here."
The record light went out on the Disney camera.
Then Ron at once pulled away from hugging Kim "Ouch! Your tits are so sharp" he complained rubbing his chest.
"Tell me about it" Kim moaned "what possessed wardrobe to give me a cone bra no teenaged girl has a chest like this. Now we've finished the show I can't wait to take it off."
Drakken and Shego joined them on the stage. After three series and two films the Kim Possible show had finished.
"What are we going to do now?" Asked Shego
The mother of all after show parties the actors all agreed.
"I know what I'm going to do" said the Disney director "security! All these actors are all fired throw them out of the studio"
A minute later the door to the Disney studio was flung open and Kim, Ron, Drakken and Shego physically flew through the air landing in a heap in the gutter. Rufus was drop kicked out after them then the door was slammed shut.
They stood up knocking off the dirt from their clothes.
"Well at least we'll have our pay from three series" Drakken said
They all walked to their bank
"What do you mean there's not one cent!" Drakken shouted "how can Disney say we're cartoon characters we're real actors!"
That night they huddled together under a bridge
"There's only one thing to do" Kim said shivering with cold "we'll just have to do what we did on the show. It's the only thing we know."
The next day Kim and Ron walked into a run down neighbourhood
"We got a hit on our website" Kim told Ron "drug dealers are making the lives of the people here hell"
"Piece of cake KP" Ron said
"Hey you" shouted Kim at a drug dealer " Stop selling drugs!"
The next instant they sprinted off followed by gun shots and the dealers large dog...
At the same time at a military facility
"Right Shego just hop over that razor wire fence" Drakken told her "and steal a big laser or a death Ray, anything like that then we can take over the world"
"Arrgh!" Cried out Shego "this wire is really sharp."
At that moment the guards came out and pulled out their night sticks...
The next day Drakken sat by Kim's, Ron's and Shego's hospital beds who were covered in bandages and plaster casts.
"Good news I've landed a bit part in frozen, man who looks cold" Drakken told them "the director said with my blue skin I was a natural. Should tide us over for a little while"
After some months they were ready to leave hospital. At that moment a Disney director came in
"Good news" he said "we've landed a fourth series, Disney will do anything to get you back"
"We want a job for life at Disney" Kim said
"Well I don't know about that" the director stuttered
"It's that or we don't come back" Insisted Kim.
Today in the Disney studios, in one corner sit four trailers. Sat in chairs outside are Kim, Ron, Drakken and Shego. Idly they watch the comings and goings in the studio.
"They seem to be remaking all their films as live action" commented Shego
"Cos that worked out so well for our show" Drakken said and they all laughed
"Do you know I think we should open a bottle of wine and have a celebration" said Kim
"What are we celebrating?" Asked Ron
"Everything working out OK in the end" smiled Kim.