"Fleur, you need to stop referring to our pets as sons and daughters, it's giving people the wrong idea."
"I don't know what you mean."
"My secretary burst into my office during a meeting because 'my daughter was missing'"
"Well she was!"
"Who even takes a guinea pig for a walk anyway?!"
Fleur huffed with the aforementioned bundle of fur secured in her arms. "Well excuse me for caring about our daughter's health!"
Hermione sighs.