Chapter 25

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Topic: New Pokemon Professors?
In: Boards ➤ Places ➤ Unova ➤ Undella Town Discussions

VeeVeeFee: (Original Poster) (Verified Pokemon Ranger)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"SOOOO some major drama in Undella town. But some VERY interesting information was revealed uhhh I should probably start from the beginning. So I saw THE Champion Cynthia sitting alone at Sewaffle House, but then three people came in. They really didn't look like standard trainers. But they all looked quite young. They sat at her table and they seem to be on a first name basis!

I didn't hear much of their conversation from where I was sat, but eventually Cynthia had to take a call. Shortly after this purple haired woman came in and well, she looked like bad news so I started recording.

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Soooo uh... who the heck are these three? We have more capital P Pokemon Professors? Ancient Pokemon? Botany? Excuse me what the actual fuck?"

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Cynthia#1Fanboy: (Verified Creep)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Cynthia UUUUOOOOGH!"

CharredCharmander: (Verified Trainer)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Cynthia#1Fanboy
"Alright. How the fuck are you doing this? Do you have a rotom or porygon SPECIFICALLY looking ANY post that even tangentially mentions the Champion of Sinnoh?!"

GuyInGlasses: (Verified Poke-Researcher)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"I can't say too much (Because NDA) but uh, yeah they're legit. We're still sorting through the data we've received from them. It's a lot. There will probably be some form of press conference in the future for their discoveries. You'll be legitimately surprised by what you find. I myself can hardly pick my jaw up off the floor at times. Then I flip a page and am even more surprised."

AceTrainerSaphron:
Posted October 30th, 1381
GuyInGlasses
"They seem a little... young. Are you sure that whatever it is they discovered is THAT big? This isn't just a case of the league giving two researchers some sort of fancy title to placate them in a settlement or something?"

GuyInGlasses: (Verified Poke-Researcher)
Posted October 30th, 1381
AceTrainerSaphron
"OH ARCEUS ABOVE NO! First off. The pokemon professor title is sacred. Only one person can be the 'pokemon professor' of a certain subject. Secondly, the sheer detail these two go into in their circumstances is genuinely astounding. I genuinely don't get how they remained calm in their situation and documented everything while dealing with the sheer stress of surviving that hell. It genuinely makes me respect their tenacity and grit! Anyone I know would have died in like... 3 days. Tops. Myself included. They lasted for over a year and found the solution to an issue we didn't even know we had! Sorry if I'm fanboying a bit, but those two advanced their fields of research by HUNDREDS of years in just one singular year!"

FalktheFlock: (Verified Gym Leader)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Oh god. It's her. That's Argenta Kate. She's the head of the Battle Frontier around here in Johto. I always thought she was kind of up-tight and snooty having a real 'I'm better than you' sort of arrogance to her. But wow... just... wow... threatening to ruin the careers of someone your daughter is dating because you want to be a control freak? Total Karen move, (Sorry TheDarkKare) I'm honestly surprised that she didn't ask to speak to the manager of the restaurant to try and get them thrown out. Luckily it looks like she bit off more than she could chew here. But this begs the question... has she done anything like this before? Has she been SUCCESSFUL in doing anything like this before? Also. I owe black haired girl a drink. She said what we were all thinking."

Sera334:
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Oh! The look on that bitch's face was absolutely amazing. So 'Courtney' emancipated herself? Good for her. I know what it's like to live with a controlling douchebag, and while a clingy EX sucks, I'd imagine having a family member like that is even worse. I'm happy she's found people willing to stand up for her and take her side."

TheDarkKare: (Verified Elite Four)
Posted October 30th, 1381
FalktheFlock
"Fuck you, Falk. I didn't ask to be named Karen. But you're totally right. That was seriously unprofessional and I believe that there needs to be some sort of investigation into Johto's Battle Frontier. I've met Argenta before and she GENUINELY seems to think that she's that she's an authority in Kanto and Johto on par with Lance. It doesn't matter if this was a familial matter. You cannot threaten to ruin the livelihoods of others like that. Also. Xander and Courtney. The league is currently willing to do A LOT to keep them happy. Like, bending over backwards. I've read the reports and holy fucking shit. Argenta's lucky. She didn't know the sheer BEAST she was poking. I've seen that pokemon of Xander's fight... that THING cloaked in the flesh of an Eevee... I watched as it strangled two STRONG dragon types at the same time with a masterful use of shadow claw. That Eevee is probably elite four level and it hasn't even evolved yet. What the actual fuck?!"

Troliolio:
Posted October 30th, 1381
TheDarkKare
"So what you're saying is... you are going to speak to her manager?"

TheDarkKare: (Verified Elite Four)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Troliolio
"I'll Get you. And it'll look like a bloody accident."
Moderator Note: Please do not threaten violence upon your fellow users.

LivinLikeGary
Posted October 30th, 1381
"I wonder what sort of pokemon they have?"

SkylaTheGreat: (Verified Gym Leader)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Oh. I remember fighting against that black haired girl a month back. She's a dragon specialist. She had a pretty beastly Shellgon. I just don't see why'd she be provoking the head of the Battle Frontier. It wasn't at that level of strength quite yet but it did manage to defeat three members of my four-badge team. She also had a Vibrava and Altaria. The latter being a lot tougher than the former. But it did only just evolve during our match so it was probably a new team member."

NicktheRick: (Verified Trainer)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Shellgon? Uhhhh no it's evolved. I saw her fight a few days ago. Her Salamence utterly swept some pink haired girl's team. I recorded it here. Link."

PowerScaler: (Verified Pokemon Analyst)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"First, let me just say HOLY SHIT. Next, let me yammer on about the teams of these two. I combed through Zinnia Draconid's Gym Battle on October 1st and her battle against Lavana Kate (HMMMM) on October 26th, Then checking Lavana's previous battles it leads me to a... surprising... conclusion.

Firstly let's do an overview. Zinnia Draconid. Trainer from Hoenn who came to Unova to challenge the Gym Circuit. She started her gym challenge a short three months ago and in that time she defeated The Castelia, Nimbasa, Driftveil, and Mistralton gyms. the first and second were a sweep, the third had her lose one pokemon, and the fourth is where she met her first real challenge losing two of her pokemon. But she only appears to have four pokemon on hand.

Lavana is the daughter of Argenta Kate, headmistress of the Johto Battle Frontier and elder sibling to Courtney (Kate? She was disowned, right?) Lavana's list of battles is much more extensive, even managing to collect six of Johto's Gym badges last League season. So reasonably it should have been a total sweep for her.

However. In the battle Zinnia revealed her newly evolved Salamence. The growth from Shelgon to Salamence should have made this a fair fight, but Zinnia utterly overpowered her opponent's Charizard with a weaker move quite easily.

In one SINGLE flamethrower it took out Lavana's Charizard despite it using Overheat. Now, I shouldn't need to tell you that Charizard resists fire and that Charizard's fire moves are more effective as it is a fire type, yet that fact seemingly didn't matter to Zinnia's Salamence.

The less I say about Magmortar and Flareon the better. It was clear Charizard was Lavana's ace in the hole and it got one-shot.

If I had to make a rough estimation of Zinnia's Salamence I would say that it is at a level that a gym leader wouldn't feel comfortable going at it with anything less than the pokemon they'd use for trainers with 8 gym badges and that's legitimately impressive for, what? Three weeks of training? I wonder what training regime she uses."

Clair Blackthorn: (Verified Gym Leader)
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Those markings on that Salamence. Scars for extensive battles. I don't know what training she did, but clearly it was inhumane and brutal. Healing technology is widely available so very few scars should realistically reside on her pokemon or at the very least not be as prevalent. She clearly doesn't deserve the sheer majesty of the dragon types if she is so cruel and heartless and I won't rest until she has her pokemon taken away and is thrown in prison!"

Drake: (Verified Elite Four)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Clair Blackthorn
"I don't know about that. Abusing a dragon type is genuinely idiotic. Besides, even from the screen I can tell that they have a lot of trust with each other. Training dragon type pokemon is considerably difficult. They're prideful and willing to take a chunk out of you if you slight them. If she was abusing that salamence of hers it's likely that we'd never find the body."

Lance Blackthorn: (Verified Champion)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Clair Blackthorn.
"There were extenuating circumstances where healing wasn't an option. I'm saying this as the champion. I know more of their situation. Drop it."

Shiitake Shroomish:
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Oh? 'drop it' the Champion says? This sounds like a DELECTABLE Coveruuuuuup!"

NumberOneIonoHater:
Posted October 30th, 1381
Shiitake Shroomish:
"Cover Up this, Corrupt that. Arceus Above, my guy. They're just trying to figure out how to tell us something groundbreaking and/or how to break it to us without a ton of idiots going off and getting killed. Like, for real. If they discovered that you could make the world's strongest ghost type by sealing yourself in a cave for a month with no food and water do you know how many morons would do it?! Like Iono. She'd totally do that as an internet challenge. Was the salt and ice challenge not enough or something?"

Acerollin: (Verified Trial Captain)
Posted October 30th, 1381
NumberOneIonoHater
"Name checks out... you got a little sidetracked by the end there. And technically you can make a ghost type by locking yourself in a room with no food and water... You! You'd become a ghost!"

Fangirl123:
Posted October 30th, 1381
"Hey... is it just me or is Xander like... kind of hot? Like the mature bad boy that smiles kindly while silently waiting to destroy his enemies."

Courtney Welsh: (Verified Pokemon Professor)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Fangirl123
"He's taken."

VeeVeeFee (Original Poster) (Verified Pokemon Ranger)
Posted October 30th, 1381
Courtney Welsh
"Oh damn, speak of the devil or at least one of them. Sooo uh, sorry for listening in, but she was kind of causing a scene? Are you open to answering a few questions, though? Like what's your favorite pokemon? What's being a pokemon professor like? Are you really emancipating yourself from your family? Are you able to reveal any of your research to us?"

Courtney Welsh: (Verified Pokemon Professor)
Posted October 30th, 1381
VeeVeeFee
"My favored Pokemon type is fire. I haven't been a pokemon professor long enough to tell any key difference. Yes, I refuse to be emotionally manipulated by my family any longer. As for my research? I will sadly be forced to refrain for now, but it is coming quite soon. I just need to get my notes in order and transfer everything from audio to paper."

A black haired girl yawns as she lounges on the couch, gazing up at a large flat screen.

"Hello Hello! My name is Gabby Nimere and welcome to Unova at Night!" A woman appears on the screen, she has short brown hair, has peachy skin, and coal grey eyes, she wears a teal blue sleeveless top which shows off a little of her cleavage. She gives the camera a small reserved smile. "Tonight we are joined by two special guests!"

"Allow me to introduce you all to the two newest pokemon professors! This is Xander Welsh and Courtney Kate!"

"It's a pleasure to be here." A greyish teal haired teen- who Zinnia herself has seen every part of- smiles at the camera. A small black fox in his lap.

Three are sat at some sort of talk-show set. The draconid girl herself isn't there because, frankly? It's kinda pointless.

For HER to be there at least. She's smart but just doesn't have the patience to sit around and answer stupid question after stupid question.

She's more of an action over inaction type of girl. A fact that makes her love life quite fun~

"it's just Courtney for now." The pink haired girl begins, causing Zinnia to let out a dramatic sigh, kicking her feet up over the arm of the couch.

'Ugh. Her.' The tribal girl rolls her eyes, staring up at the ceiling.

Their shared relationship is quite... unusual... but meh. It's fine.

She can't even really argue that she and Xander are 'bound by fate'. Courtney was shuffled through time as well so reasonably she is just as much bound by fate as Zinnia herself is.

"I see!" The hostess continues. "So. I imagine it's on everyone's mind. But... why are you two pokemon professors? Professor Oak has identified hundreds of pokemon and created the pokedex, Professor Elm discovered the Egg Groups, Professor Birch has had massive breakthroughs in Pokemon Habitats. So... What are your specialties? Please tell us what you two are researching.

The greyish haired teen begins speaking. "Well... the answer to that requires a little... context... you see, quite recently there was a little... accident... that I, Courtney here, and a third person who is at home likely watching this-"

Correct.

"Were... and I don't really have any other way to say this... forcibly displaced in time."

"Displaced in time?" The hostess echoes. "Like... time travel?"

"Yes. Pretty much." Xander nods. "One moment we were walking and in the next we pass through a tunnel that seals behind us and we're trapped millions of years in the past. where we were trapped for five hundred and twenty seven days... the only reason we are here today is that a legendary pokemon took pity on us and deposited us back where we originally started only a short ten minutes after we first disappeared."

"As a result... we are now the forefront in the research of ancient pokemon, habitats, plants, geography, and a new form of evolution using materials which have long since disappeared from the world."

He places a hand on his chest. "I am the Professor of ancient and extinct pokemon, and Courtney here is the professor of Ancient Geology and Botany."

"Wait... did you just say that you lost one and a half years of your life in just ten minutes?!" The woman gasps.

"I wouldn't say... lost..." Xander mutters. "In some ways... we benefited, we managed to launch our careers forwards and get some genuinely incredible research on history that will likely be spoken about for hundreds of years. In others... well... All three of us have more scars than we started with. Personally, I have to restrain myself from striking anything that moves too close to my head in my peripheral vision... and our third companion sleeps with a knife on her now."

'tch.' Zinnia mentally scoffs. 'Like having a knife under my pillow didn't save us when that one little flying shit broke in and tried to eat your face... your handsome, rugged face.'

Sent that little bastard to hell, she did.

Xander closes his eyes, taking a deep breath, lips briefly tugging downwards before the smile returns.

"But. I believe that this is a net positive. Not only for myself and my career, but for everyone else who benefits from this new knowledge. We have managed to recover."

"And on the topic of what you have discovered? What is it that you found."

"We have caught sixty six separate species of ancient pokemon... all of our currently known fossil pokemon and upwards of fifty entirely new species!" Xander smiles brightly. "In addition we discovered an entirely new evolution stone."

He glances to Courtney "But that's more Courtney's ballpark."

The pink haired girl begins speaking. "Origin Evolution is a form of specialized jail-broken stone-evolution that makes use of an Origin Stone, a shard of crystalized type energy that is rainbow in hue. We believe it to be the origin of all evolutionary stones, from leaf to dusk. It allows pokemon who are able to evolve through evolution stones reach their evolved state and even surpass it assuming a state that is a step beyond what is traditionally possible."

"If I had to equate it to the strength of normal pokemon, Pokemon evolved in this manner have strength equal to roughly a further evolution in comparison to a standard pokemon which had gotten a stone-evolution."

"So- So what you're saying is that one of these special pokemon would be like trying to fight a Charizard with a Charmeleon?!"

"Precisely... in fact... I have an origin pokemon right here." Courtney raises her pokeball letting out her started.

A large nine-tailed fox appears in the room, the camera turning slightly to catch it in all its glory.

it... well, it's kind of hard to describe it... it's like a ninetails but... more... more fur, more color, more power.

Xander actually has a theory that 'Origin Evolution' is a form of permanent mega evolution.

To Zinnia? That checks out. The keystone is rainbow, the origin stone is rainbow. It evolves creatures beyond their limits, seemingly bringing them to their past peak... plus there's another theory that Mega Evolution is just some form of 'primal revision'.

I mean, Mega Salamence looks EERILY similar to Malimence.

The ninetales seem to preen, the small fox on Xander's lap looking to it briefly, red eyes cracking open.

The nine tails puffs up slightly and takes a single step back at the Eevee's gaze.

That little bastard...

What even IS he.

No way in hell is that an Eevee.

Fucker terrified Shelly somehow.

How a little Eevee can be seen as a genuine threat by a Salamence, the draconid girl has no idea. The fact remains that it is.

"Amazing!" The host gasps. "They're so pretty!"

"Indeed." Courtney smiles as she returns the aberrant Ninetales. "In addition... we have found that certain pokemon... ones who have multiple forms are grated unique evolutions when given an origin stone. Evolutions that manage to even surpass Origin Evolution. We haven't thought of a good name for this form of evolution as reasonably it could only ever apply to two pokemon."

"First, a pokemon we haven't tested yet. Gloom." She then gestures to the black fox on Xander's lap. "Then... Eevee."

"Then-then what you are saying is that you have discovered an entirely new Eevee Evolution?!" The hostess gasps, hands coming to her mouth.

"Loki... if you would?" Xander prods the little beast causing it to stand up, letting out a small yawn as it hops down.

It slowly walks to the center of the room and begins to glow brightly.

With a blinding flash, a tall fox-like pokemon is stood there. Fur dark, eyes glowing, a prismatic rainbow glowing in its mouth as it yawns.

"This is Prismeon. An eevee evolution which seems to display all pokemon types at once... even the types that Eevee is not known to turn into such as Dragon, Ground, Steel or Rock. We haven't necessarily named this type yet. We've gone over some options such as 'static' type, or 'null' type but nothing has really called to us quite yet."

"Prismee..." The pokemon scoffs.

"I suppose that 'Prism' type would be a suitable name for now." He notes as the fox pokemon trots over and lets out little purrs as he is pet by Xander. "Regardless, this form grants the humble Eevee power comparable to that of a Dragonite or Garchomp!"

"Now... I have prepared a few clips of what life was like back then showing off a few of the pokemon that we had discovered."

It's probably safe to say that there's not a single person who doesn't know who Courtney and I am after that day we appeared on Tv.

After that our life became a little calmer. We've been working with Professor Birch to create a hidden away breeding area for the pokemon we captured. It's going to be this massive facility. The league is footing the bill so that's nice.

As for the league... our research has left us... quite wealthy. It's safe to say that we won't need to worry about money ever again... even after I splurged a bit to get some interesting materials to work with.

I picked up some Thundurus DNA to splice with that old DNA I had gotten ages ago.

"So... whatcha doing?" Zinnia grins as I peer through a microscope, the black haired tribal woman coming up and hugging me from behind I can feel her bare chest pressing against my back. "Hopefully me in a second~"

"Trying to figure out some sort of body enhancement serum." I admit with a small shrug.

"I've actually created two that... sort of... work."

"Oh. Yeah?" The dark haired girl hums, sounding a little bored.

"One gives you burning hyper regeneration and the ability to breathe fire, the other is basically just the pokemon regenerator ability but with the side effect of slowly developing cancer."

"Breathe... fire?" Zinnia echoes, eyes seemingly gleaming. "GIMMIE! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!"

I had purchased a sample of Extremis a while back. Quite expensive but... worth it. After around a month of experimentation I managed to reproduce it on my own. I haven't managed to perfect it yet, though.

That'll take some effort. I'm looking into quite a few things at the moment, extremis and pokemon abilities in humans is just two of them.

Next? Uh... I figured out what 'Black Dragon' yearned for.

Charizard.

I've kind of been messing around with it.

Turning it black was easy, then I decided to just create a beastly one for Courtney.

For practice, really.

"No Zinnia. I won't be giving you the unstable blow-you-the-fuck-up serum." I roll my eyes. "It's unstable. In its current form it basically makes your body a literal inferno. You have to constantly regulate your own temperature or you will literally detonate with enough heat to rival the surface of the sun. Literally vaporizing anything close to you."

"That sounds kick ass!" The girl grins.

"We'd have to stop having sex because even the slightest flux of temperature difference would give me eighth degree burns."

"Whaaat!" The girl whines. "You pussy! I could handle it!"

"I'd rather wait until I perfected it than give you a half-baked product." I deadpan, causing her to pout.

"But... when it's finished. With no side effects... yes. You may have it. I plan to give it to myself and Courtney as well."

The naked girl grumbles under her breath.

"if it makes you feel any better, I'm experimenting. The way it works is that it harnesses your bio-electricity to enhance your healing factor. As a result this produces a lot of excess heat. But. Looking into magic and type energy... it might be possible for me to allow you to draw on a new type of energy."

"A new type of energy?" The girl echoes.

"This is purely theoretical, but it MIGHT be possible for a person to draw on their natural type energy... the element they are most attuned to and use it as a medium for their healing and physical enhancement."

Zinnia is silent for a moment. "Meaning?"

"You'd become the first ever dragon-type human." I admit with a small shrug.

"Heh... heheheheh... AHAHAHAH!" The girl begins madly cackling. "Xander... if you can do that... you're getting a child."

"Haven't we already covered that I'm not ready for that? But your enthusiasm for me breeding you has been noted... and on that note..." I turn away from my work, walking away as I begin to take off my coat. "Get over here."

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