Rosemary; that's for remembrance, thinks John. The cliche slips in, supple, unbidden as a cat. He turns it over.

If you are bored and have no life, do read this crack fic! :D Warning! Nasty content, retardiness!

"For the third time, police are baffled at the seemingly random murders"…"Nothing is given on the identity of the latest victim gunned down on Baker Street"… "It's at times like this one almost wishes the fable of Sherlock Holmes would rise and help solve this baffling and bloody puzzle…" No slash. Rated for a bit of gore and a tad of swearing.

John is offered a choice. Fifth in a series. Contains swearing, non-sexual spanking, gore. Rated T.

Post-Reichenbach Fall. Reunion Fic. Lors de l'enterrement de Sherlock, John avait demandé un miracle… Et si ce miracle lui était enfin accordé ? - 'One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't be dead'.

Rhys Darcy Holmes is a proper genius. Like many sixteen year old girls, Rhys has older brothers. Unlike most other girls however, hers are rather important. One is forever busy being the British government, the other is... well... Sherlock Homes. Read to find out more! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BBC SHERLOCK ... COS IF I DID SEASON THREE WOULD BE BLOODY OUT ALREADY!

Moriarty's men were just as heartless as the man had been. While doing his best to take out his friend's potential killers, Sherlock gets the unfortunate luck of getting captured. With everyone believing him dead, he's alone in their custody while he's beaten and tortured for the fun of it. Until John figures out everything and goes after his friend in a daring rescue. [ONE-SHOT]

Sherlock, abrumado por el aburrimiento a falta de casos con los que entretener su mente, decide experimentar con los límites humanos y sus reacciones a ciertos estímulos. Su compañero de piso John Watson termina siendo su conejillo de indias, aunque las cosas no resultan como esperaba.

Mycroft resembled his father in every possible way, but Sherlock admired him, even though he wasn't his blood father. Since Father Holmes was very strict and had already "wrecked" a son, Mycroft always tried his best to make out of Sherlock a human being capable of having feelings.

Based on "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches." Violet Hunter requests Sherlock's opinion on a job proposition, but something isn't quite right. Together they uncover a peculiar secret about Violet's employer, leading to a spark that neither one of them can deny. Sherlock/OC

Cinco fases. Solo cinco fases y John Watson superará la muerte de Sherlock Holmes. Lo que no esperaba era la forma en que iba a terminar todo.

Sherlock returns, and for a few seconds - his emotions take complete control. It could be read as Johnlock.

As per title

The latest case went quite spectacularly wrong. Thanks to Sherlock, obviously. And they were supposed to be on holidays... This is the aftermath (tense taxi ride and all that follows). Thanks to the Amnesty, answer to LetswriteSherlock's first challenge. M because of poison (mis)use implied, not naughty times. At least I don't think...let's see what they'll do.

Sherlock and Molly's discussion over baby names turns out to be more difficult that originally thought when Sherlock keeps suggesting outlandish names.

Molly comes to 221B and finds out that Sherlock has acquired some equipment from Barts that he shouldn't have and lectures him. Slightly steamy.

Sherlock returns and reveals to John that he's alive during Mycroft and Greg's wedding. Uplifting romantic feels of the Johnlock and Mystrade varieties.

One-shot. Sherlock and John find themselves with limited sleeping options. Pre-slash, relationship building. Pure fluff. I don't remotely own anything related to BBC Sherlock.

Mycroft doesn't exactly look forward to Christmas.

Post-Reichenbach AU: Sherlock wakes up two days after the fall, missing six years' worth of data. As he struggles to reintegrate into his 2011 life with John, John quickly discovers that 2005 Sherlock is not the man he knows. John never thought he'd miss Sherlock's maturity and restraint, until they're gone... (Amnesia fic)

Things not said right at the fall.

Five times John caught Sherlock sleeping, and the one time he joined him. Johnlock.

Sherlock began cataloging his chemical sentiments a long time ago, but new information makes him question his opinion on love as nothing more than a formula.

A man appears at 221B Baker Street. Oneshot.

Just a little bit of fun, starring Benedict Cumberbatch.