Sherlock is an angel. John is a demon. Wrote this with everybodywins over at tumblr.

In the mood for a "What?.. Wait, what did I just read?" moment or a few laughs? Then trust me, click this. CRACK pairings made by two (insane) members of a crazy fandom. SherlockxPavement and GunxJohn, for example. Yea, you read that right. Never really complete because we never stop being nutty.

John's been obsessed with Sherlock since the first time he saw him, when Sherlock showed up to take his mum's soul. But Sherlock was a spectre and John's a human, and John just couldn't do it anymore. Fortunately, Lestrade refused to take no for an answer. Johnlock one-shot for the AO3 Auction, contains some Mystrade

Molly starts at St Bart's and wonders who's not tidying after themselves.

Teen!Lock Sherlock finds himself using John as the perfect distraction, the sex healthier than shooting cocaine or smoking. But as the new kid, Jim Moriarty, begins to befriend Sherlock, much to John's displeasure, will Sherlock begin to find something more interesting & stimulating than his loyal boyfriend and the strong bond they share? Its a battle between The Body & The Mind.

"Maman ? Qui est Maman ?" / "Une mère. Notre mère." Mummy... Je crois sincèrement qu'elle mérite toute notre attention, c'est une véritable héroïne quand on y pense (même si dans le cas qui nous occupe, je lui fais des misères). OS écrit d'une traite (peut-être un peu court), en ces jours de météo maussade, probablement à la limite du OOC, mais j'espère que vous l'apprécierez.

Molly visits Baker Street only to find Sherlock's latest experiment has gone awry. Shameless PWP.

After John almost dies on a case, Sherlock disappears. So John is left to figure out what he can do to get his best friend back. Meanwhile Sherlock, guilt-ridden and willingly alone, is doing everything he can to stay away... Rated T because I'm paranoid.

After the first incident, Sherlock is given a warning. On the second, he sees a therapist. John realizes his unique case, but fails to see its pitfall until it's too late.

The gift of music has been taken away from Sherlock how will he cope with out his violin? Rated M not sure yet of final vision of this story. Triggers about abuse somewhat graphic First fan fic. Comments welcome. if its rubbish or if you like it please leave a comment.

Sherlock is, unfortunately, at John's wedding. The only solace he has is wine, which Greg cuts him off of. Sherlock suddenly finds the Detective Inspector not so boring. Sherstrade (Sherlock/Lestrade) one-shot

"John." There it was. That voice. That familiar baritone that reverberated in every molecule of my body as it said my name with that unique inflection I grew to love, but it was barely a whisper... Short story. John/Sherlock. Rating may change.

When the power goes out in london Sherlock begins to show signs of hypothermia. John knows the only way to save him i through direct body heat but what happens when Sherlock wakes up the next morning to find himself naked in bed with John? Smut!

Sherlock has known John for a good few years now, and he's been avoiding the inevitable for too long. So what is the best way to explain how he feels to his best friend? What else than dinner, perhaps a dance? ((Johnlock.))

"That's weird," thought Cupid. "I've never hit the wrong person like that before." ******* Sherlolly sexytimes ensue...slight spoilers if you don't care to know things about setlock photos and events. Rating is for Sexytimes. :)

John's been dealing with Sherlock's death for three years and on one return back home from his therapist he suddenly finds himself looking at the face of a man he thought dead. Johnlock. reunion fic. One-Shot

One-sided MorMor. Sebastian realizes that Jim never really loved him.

Wolf!lock. Shifter!lock. Johnlock. Sherlock has been in the woods since the fall. A strange wolf visits.

"Mycroft was really quite fond of blood, and he could dry up up to three healthy adults in the course of a night, if he felt like it. Sherlock openly disapproved, and very loudly too. After years of enduring his comments on his 'overfed physique' and 'morbid appetite' -Sherlock's own words- Mycroft decided it was high time to prove his brother wrong."

When Detective Inspector Lestrade decides to invade Sherlock's apartment for a drug's bust, John finds it all very ridiculous. Sherlock has a way of dealing with the situation that takes John by surprise. Johnlock, small fic.

DI G.Lestrade, in this fic, is a woman! What happens when she meets genius Sherlock Holmes and later his brother, the British Government? What changes in their lives will occur as time goes by?

'He had never doubted his sanity less. This was so bad it had to be true. This was just the final chapter of his especially vicious John Hamish Watson Horror Story.' John develops a serious disease. After three years Sherlock returns just during the process of diagnosis. Post Reichenbach, Return, Sickfic.Trigger warnings for cancer and other undesirable illnesses ending with -osis.

Sólo quería llegar a casa, después de un largo día de trabajos y reuniones, pero como siempre, algo se tenía que salir de sus planes y aquello le molestaba, porque él era el hombre de hielo… pero su archienemigo siempre sabía sorprenderlo.

Molly believes Sherlock to be actually dead after Reichenbach. Drama ensues. (Will be Sherlolly eventually, I promise!)

Carter has been experimented on ever since she was a child by a covert government facility. When she finally escaped, she runs into Sherlock and his companion, John, in the most disturbing of fashions. Sherlock begins to take much interest in this woman. The more she tells them of her past, the more secrets they discover, putting herself and Sherlock in danger. Sherlock/OC