The wilds of Canada, 2026
UNKNOWN
Hey other half need an opinion
Is it weird that Id enthusiastically rail the girl version of myself
I mean its not that weird is it? look at the body on girl me those man killing thighs ALONE
Yeah thats not weird
Totally not
Cant see the face but the mask just kinda makes it more intriguing wouldnt ya say
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LOGAN
Who the fuck is this
Aw Jesus Christ
UNKNOWN
Yes of course its me sweetie
Since were best buds blood bros heteroflex life partners now ur gonna b hearin from me aaaaaaaaaaall the time
Seeing as relationships require honesty I guess I gotta confess there was more than just ladypool that got me curious
I mean nicepool may have been a bit of a drip (may his memory be a blessing)
But no question that before his thorough bulletfucking he was a staggeringly handsome man
LOGAN
Goddamn how do I block on this fukken thing
UNKNOWN
And I cant be the first guy to wonder about a hundred way w different versions of himself
Maybe I should call give this the discussion it deserves
Whadda u say sweetie
Honey pie
Sugar badger
U claw stabbed ur screen didnt u
No biggie ill get feige to buy u a Nokia those things even the hulk cant smash