As minutes ticked by Eddie helped Steve out to the right side of the alter. When there was a knock at the groomsmen's door and Rachel told them it was time, Eddie noticed the nerves started to hit Steve. He was so nervous his legs were wobbly. So Rachel got many pictures of Eddie helping Steve walk to his destination. As Eddie helped him keep steady, he looked all over and saw Myrtle and Big Daddy, along with some other aunts, uncles, and cousins mixed in on the right side of the sanctuary. Of course many people of the polka community came to be there for him as some agreed to play music before and after the ceremony. Mr. Tanaka of course showed up with his family and some ex co-workers he really became friends with at the short time he had worked with them. The only people who were not there, well his parents. They had another excuse on why they could not come. Eddie saw the disappointment on Steve's face and decided to cheer him up a little. "Hey man! Don't worry your mom and dad didn't show up. Their loss! You are already have a mom and dad who love you unconditionally dispite all the crazy stuff you've done. You've been family for a long time, marrying my sister today just makes it official!" He smiled at his soon to be brother-in-law and gave him a pat on the back. Steve nodded and thanked Eddie feeling appreciated, and confirming it he looked over at Harriet and she gave him a wink. His heart swelled with pride. He was now feeling great until he saw a quick glimpse at Laura as Max came through the sanctuary doors. He couldn't believe how beautiful she looked and couldn't wait to see her up closer. He felt his knees get weak again only for Eddie to catch him.
Once the preacher, Eddie, and Harriet made sure Steve was not going to faint, he tried his hardest to contain his excitement as Laura reached closer to the alter. "Wow!" escaped his lips loudly giving everyone a small laugh and Laura just could not stop smiling. As for Carl he was bawling more so when the preacher asked who was giving Laura away.
There were many laughs and tears all through the ceremony and once the preacher said, "Without further ado, Lady's and Gentlemen I officially announce Mr. and Mrs. Steve Urkel, you may kiss your beautiful bride!" Cheers ran through the church as Steve wrapped his arm around Lauras waist and wiggled his eyebrows. "You betcha I will!" Laura grinned with a light chuckle, "Well come here give your new bride some sugar!" Laura's was deep and seductive making Steve weak in the knees and could not hold his excitement any longer. As their lips touched it felt it was just them and only them in that moment and everyone else disappeared for those few seconds. All their emotions and thoughts poured into that kiss and their physical affection towards one another was clearly present. Laura was already ready for them consummate their marriage as she slightly felt Steve was too which only made her deepen their kiss even more. As they broke the kiss all Steve stared at wife for a few seconds as he almost felt speechless until, "Wowza! What a kiss!" Laura gave her now husband a wink, and with her voice becoming very sweet but mischievous, she told him, "Let's get outa here!" They quickly ran down the aisle and finally made their way out of the church with Eddie and Max to follow.
As they were in the limo Laura pulled her train of her dress out of the way and slid on her husband's lap. "Hi!" She told him as her eyes gazed at his with all the love she felt for him. "Laura Lee Winslow, what are you doing? Safety first my dear." Laura lowered her eyes checking out her husband. She tossed his top hat off, wrapped her arms around his neck, "Steve remember its Urkel now... and this" she pressed her body closer to his and her lips began to kiss his. Steve relaxed and his arms automatically wrapped around her waist and deepened the kiss.
The ten minutes in the parking lot of the church and the twenty minute drive did not seem long enough to the polka dance hall for their reception. As Max and Eddie watched the limo pull up they saw the back windows were all foggy. Eddie feared he would see his sister and the Steve Urkel in a state he would never want to see. Max chuckled with a grin, but was a little disappointed when she opened the limo door to only see her best friend had a hot and heavy make out session with her nerdy husband. Laura's pulled away from Steve as she was all innocent and Steve mouth was still twitching and eyes still closed. Steve had lip stick smeared a little on his lips and a big lip stick mark on his neck. She also noticed his is tux was slightly slipped off his shoulders and dress shirt unbuttoned a few buttons As Laura's weave was crooked and her v-neck, strapless wedding dress needed some adjustment around her cleavage area as it was lowered. Luckily for Eddie nothing was showing and he didn't have to burn his corneas.
"Girl thank God you have me! Can't imagine what's going to happen in that hotel room tonight..." Max scrunched up her nose with a shiver as Eddie did the same. "Actually I don't want to imagine what's going to happen tonight... Let me fix you guys up before you enter the reception so no one knows anything happened." Max said as she was helping Laura get out of the limo.
"Come on Romeo!" Eddie chimed in as he helped Steve out as he still seemed to be in dream land.
"Well that was fun!" Laura whispered in Steve's ear as her voice becoming very soft, linking her arm into Steve's. She kissed his cheek and laid her head on his shoulder as the began to walk towards the hall. Laura had her husband speechless as she was glad no one saw what was going on thirty seconds before Max opened the limo door. They more than likely would be discovering their bodies more tonight in their hotel room just than his hand under her dress, thanks to her giving Steve some encouragement, and her hand down inside his dress pants. Married life was definitely going to be fun with Steven Q. Urkel.