Chapter 1: let the training begin.
Before the story starts let's get something down first, I am not a professional and I am not that good at writing stories so if there are some errors or spelling problems don't cuss me out just tell me in the respond secessions like, "you dumb fuck something about dbz is the reason why something in dbz" something like that so pls read at your own risk.
[somewhere in the forest]
"Hmp" a child living all alone in a forest lifted a bucket of fish he had captured by spearing the small creatures, and making sure the giant ones didn't notice and attack him.
Heading towards his camp that was close to the ocean, he saw a giant orange red furred bear with a scimitar on one of his hands, he was far enough to see those details and far enough so that it didn't see him, though he was scared he still needed his belongings in the camp to live in the forest.
Though he had the will, he was scared because of what happened in his village, it was something similar to the bear but a gang of them, it was a group of animals that stampede and rampaged over his village, he only survived due to the older villagers telling him to flee and escape while fending and killing off what they could to protect the children that was escaping.
After a few minutes of pondering he began to suck up his fear and grabbed his spear, with the determination to survive for his people and to keep the momentous of what he had left of his village, he began to sneak around to the top of the cliff, that he set his tent under for a second layer of protection from the rain.
After getting there with out being noticed he stood up and prepared his spear and remembered what the head hunter of his village said.
"When you hunt you must not make noise, when you aim for the kill you must not scream, for when you do your target can see and react to your actions," so silently he pointed his spear downwards and prepared to jump and land on his head.
As soon as he jumped he felt his stomach going up his throat, but as soon as he was about to land the bear man noticed and swung his sword faster than he was falling, but luckily it was the blunt side of the scimitar, though it was blunt it didn't mean it wasn't strong, as he launched him across the small semi circle of flat land close to the ocean, he landed coughing his lungs out as he was hit in the side and felt that some ribs were cracked, he was bleeding on his head and his eyes going blurry, he couldn't see much but he noticed his makeshift spear had snapped in two from receiving the hit from the bear man.
"Ow look what we have here, a small brat thinking he could beat me the great bear thief, though you almost got me there," As the bear man talked, he was large, very much so, almost the size of the mayors building from his village, he had a scar running down his right eye and a deep blue samurai looking armor.
"Though humans usually give me heartburns, i'm pretty sure someone as young and feisty as you would still be delicious," he said sadistically, but before he could grab the small boy, he suddenly got a boost of adrenalin thinking about his village, and fueled by that adrenaline he grabbed the head part of his broken spear and jammed it in his palm, which got the bear man to scream and fallback while holding his hand.
"Ahhh, you stupid brat," he said as he ripped the spear tip off of his hand, and along with it he backhands the young boy sending him to a wall and knocking him out despite his protest.
"Dam brat really tried to fight back didn't he," he said as he approached the unconscious boy, but as soon as he got there he heard someone running and talking energetically, but more than that he smelled a turtle his favorite, so he grinned and left the unconscious boy to attack this turtle.
(You know how that story goes Goku beats him up and proceed)
But before that they noticed the wound on his hand and wondered where it came from, and following the trail of blood on the ground they found him a black haired boy with light brown skin color, and they noticed right away that he is heavily injured, Goku being the only one there and Bulma still being far away he began to panic because he isn't like his grandpa, who knows how to heal people like what he did to goku when he was injured.
"Ah, ah, ah, I don't know what to do mr. turtle he seems to be very injured,"he frantically said while flailing his hands around as he does not know what to do.
"Calm down will you, we can take him to the beach and i'll call my master," the turtle said calmly.
"That's a good point," he said while putting him over the turtles back and lifted the turtle and head towards the ocean, while carrying a bloody boy on top of that.
After a while bulma caught up to goku and saw the small monkey boy sitting down in the sand with someone similar in size next to him, and it looked like goku was just sitting there doing nothing, and still being pissed about being left to help some dumb turtle she angrily shouted at him, the monkey boy noticed and just looked at her while waving with a giant smile.
"HEY BULMA!!!" He said while waving back at her.
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND!?!?!" She said while smacking him over the head.
"Aww, what do you mean I told you where I was going," he said while holding the bump on his head.
Bulma was about to retort but then she noticed the boy who was laying down next to goku and saw the injuries that he had, though he was cleaned slightly by turtle and goku, but his clothes were still stained with his blood.
"GOKU WHATS WITH YOUR FRIEND IS HE DEAD?!?!?" Bulma said being alarmed being next to a potential dead body.
"No silly he is still breathing, mr.turtle and I found him after I beat the mean bear," he said while he poked around in the sand.
"Phew, that's a relief, but lets properly patch him up and get comfortable," she said while she walked to her bike.
"Ohhh are you gonna do that capsule thing again?" Goku said enthusiastically.
"Yeh just give me a minute," she said as she grabbed the capsule case in her bike then Proceeded to capsule up her bike.
"Lets see what would be good here," she muttered to her self as she looked at all her capsules. "Ahh this will do," she said as she tossed a capsule after pressing the small button on the top, then it exploded in a type of gas after it hit the sand, then a double decker buss popped out of nowhere.
"Come on carry him inside," she said while she opened the door and got inside.
Goku though slightly on guard accepted her invite as he lifted the unconscious boy and carried him to the buss, after entering Goku was surprised by how spacious it was, seeing both a relaxing/kitchen room combination on the back, and after going upstairs he was greeted with a bedroom combined with a bathroom stuffed in the back.
"Wow this is a pretty big house," goku said as he still looked around.
giggle* "silly goku this isn't just a house it's a mobile one," she said while going threw a medicine box.
"I don't know whats funny or what that is but it sounds need," he said while walking closer to the bed she is currently sitting on.
"Ahh I found it, goku bring him here," Bulma said while holding a yellow bottle and a piece of cloth that has been bundled up on her hands, Goku didn't mind this and followed what she instructed and brought him closer to the girl.
"Ok thank you Goku, now you can go out and train if you want or something," Bulma said to Goku and he just saluted and went outside to do his daily routine of workouts, and Bulma patched the boy up really well. If you consider being mummified as well then yes she did.
[time passed]
"Ughhh… where. Am. I?" The boy questioned, but then suddenly remembered his encounter with the bear man, and suddenly leaped out of his bed after hearing some foot steps, but soon regretted it as his body writhed in pain as it was not fully healed.
"Ahh I see your awake now," someone said with a very old voice, the boy turned to face the direction of the voice and saw an old man with a walking cane and a turtle's shell on his back while wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.
"No need to be afraid I am not your enemy but a friend," he said as he saw he was clearly tensing his body for a fight.
The boy tried to speak but just coughed as his throat was excessively dry for some unknown reason.
"Calm down boy, and here drink this," the old man said while holding a cup of water in front of his face,
With little hesitation and a quick look at his face and the glass of water he grabbed it, and drunk it with gusto as if it would be the last thing he could ever get.
"Feeling better?" He said while rubbing circles on the child's back.
"I'm fine," he said after clearing his throat.
"Good, if you need anything you can find me in the first floor," the old man said while walking away.
Now alone in the room he was left alone with his thoughts, questioning how he got here, and what happened to the bear man who was on his camp, how he got his bandages, who the old man is, and if he is an enemy, but aside from all of those he needed his things back from his camp.
After minutes of being in his mind he got up, walking wobbly down the stairs he was greeted with the old man sitting on the floor with a perverted smile watching the television.
"Heheh, you go girl," he said with drool coming down his face.
"Um hello mr….." he tried to say his name but remembered he did not know this mans name, the old man was shocked and fumbled trying to catch his remote to turn it off, so that the kid didn't judge him for what he is watching.
"Its Roshi," he said after catching the remote and turning the tv off.
"Mr Roshi how did I get here," he asked
"Well first could you at least tell me your name?" Roshi said coughing in his hand.
"Ah, sorry about that, and its Alexander," alexander said while scratching the back of his head.
"Well Alexander, you got here after being rescued by a boy and a girl," he said while drinking his drink.
"I see…. Did they come with a bag of my belongings?" Alexander asked hoping they packed his stuff with him.
"Well they didn't come with any of that they just found you wounded and heavily damaged," Roshi said telling him how Goku and Bulma found him.
"I see. Do you know where they found me," he asked with desperation.
"Well its straight ahead as soon as you open that door," he said and Alexander rushed out to open the door but was greeted with an endless ocean.
"Where are we," he stammered out after being shocked for a few seconds.
"Were in the middle of the ocean my boy," Roshi said behind the boy.
"How long would it take if I swam all the way there?" Alexander asked still determined on getting the remnant of what he had left of his village.
"Well with your current strength, give or take 2 to 3 days and at best a full day of swimming," he said as if he was stating the weather, and as soon as Alexander heard that he instantly lowered his head in depression, but then heard what Roshi said first "with your current strength" so it got him to think if he got stronger it would be lessen.
"Then… could you train me," Alexander said with determination.
"What why would I train you," Roshi said surprised by what the boy suggested.
"Train me so that I can swim through all this ocean so I can leave faster," he said while gesturing to the endless view of water.
Roshi thought about this, it wouldn't be that hard to train this brat so that he could leave, and he would have some entertainment and a everyday warm up, plus training him to leave would just take 2 to 3 months for him to leave, and it would get rid of the promise he made with Bulma after seeing her nude vagina, and still getting a nosebleed from that memory.
"Alright kid i'll train you, and you better take it seriously," Roshi said to the kneeling child in front of his door.
"Alright," Alexander said with hope in his eyes.
"Good we will start tomorrow so rest up because it will be tough," he said and entered his house and Alexander followed shortly afterwards.
After a quick tour around the small island he noticed that its extremely small only big enough for his house, and the only people in this island is himself, the old man, and a talking turtle which he spent most of the day talking to him, and him knowing the name of the person who saved him being Goku, after the stories he familiarized himself to the house and noted it was small, perfect for someone who lives alone but not a group.
[day 1 of training]
Today was the beginning of training, the old man didn't do much aside from give me chores, like clean the house, wash the plates and run around the house 50x and the same on water, swimming around his house for the same amount of times.
I could see why this is how he is training me because, they mostly revolved around stamina and speed, and since i'm going to be swimming across the ocean to get my stuff back I needed to push my self despite my injuries, though I wasn't fully healed and he did say to take it easy and start from somewhere like 10, I didn't listen all I knew was if I kept doing this I could get my stuff faster, and so I did.
[day 2-4 of training]
On these days he just taught me a better way in swimming to increase my speed and time on swimming, along with that he began to add some physical workouts, like push ups, sit ups, squats, and duck walking instead of normal jogging, but aside from those he taught me to fish in the water, he gave me some goggles and a iron spear, and taught me to fish for not only my food but for him as well.
He intensifies my training daily, I don't know if he is trying to intensionally make me give up or just testing my limits, but I didn't let those bother me I just kept pushing myself to the limit, for some those items may be trivial, just something you can easily throw away, but to me those are my only connection to what I have lost, I may not have met my parents or anything similar to them but those are the only things that I got left that gave me a place to belong, so no matter what he tries I will push myself until I can no longer keep going.
[day 4 to 7 of training]
The last two days nothing interesting happened, I continued on my training and he added another one called squat jumping, for some I may have looked like a fool training my self to death from morning to sun down, though I could see the growth in my stamina I could also do more, so I kept training endlessly, day after day I sweat, hunted, ate, and rested, I even started to tan after spending so much time in the sun and ocean.
On my daily routines I saw something interesting, it looked like a cloud was heading our way and if I squinted hard enough I could see two figures on top of it, a boy with spiky hair wearing blue clothes, and what I think is a girl wearing a pink helmet, I didn't know who these people were and it looked like they were coming here fast, so in shear panic I went inside and told master Roshi about the two people heading our way.
"Master Roshi there is some people coming here riding a yellow cloud," I said as I pointed at the door.
snore* *pop* "huh what???" He said as I woke him up, he then looked outside and saw Goku coming here.
"What do we do?" I said slightly panicking.
"Oww its him, its alright lets go out and greet them," Roshi said while grabbing his cane and walked outside.
I was uneasy at first but complied with him as I steeled my self and walked outside with him, while I slowly lagged behind him.
"Ahh Goku what brings you here," he said which then I looked at the spiky haired boy, who was on the cloud.
"Ahh mister Roshi I came here—" he talked but then saw me.
"Ohh he's awake, hello my name is Goku," he said as he jumped off the cloud and grabbed Alexander's hands and started to shake them.
"Ahh.. hello my name is Alexander," he said as he just accepted the shaking.
cough*"Goku what brings you here," he said to Goku.
"Ahh mister Roshi I heard from the ox guy that you have something called a banto fan?" Goku said miss pronouncing the name of the bansho fan.
"It's bansho fan," the girl riding along the cloud said, and actually seeing her he saw the way she dressed, and all he could think was peculiar, she is wearing a blue with white outlining two piece bikini.
"And who might you be?" Roshi asked in curiosity.
"My name is chi-chi and I am the ox king's daughter," she said proudly
"Ohh. Little ox's, child good to see that he has got a family for himself now," he said while nodding to himself. "So what about the bansho fan? Why do you need it?" He asked then in curiosity.
"Well you see papa tried to make a wish on the fairies to protect our mountain, but instead papa engulfed our mountain in fire," she said. "So do you have it?"
"Hehe.. well you see," he said as he scratched the back of his head. "I kind of accidentally threw it away," he said sheepishly.
"Then how will we stop the fire," she said dejectedly as she began to slowly lose hope.
"Don't worry just take me with you I can stop the fire," Roshi said and she got some hope back into her eyes.
"Well Alexander continue your training and lets go," Roshi said as Goku just nodded and got on the nimbus.
"Bye bye Alex," Goku said while waving as Roshi stood on top of turtle and started spinning.
"Bye," was my response as I just looked at them as they left, I continued training shortly after.
[day 8 to 12 of training]
Master Roshi came back shortly after he left with Goku, though he was slightly out of breath and seemed to be looking forward to something, I didn't know what but I just continued my training.
On a day when we were eating breakfast that I caught from the ocean.
"What would you do if you got what you wanted," master Roshi said out of the blue, at first I didn't know what he was talking about until I remembered what I said.
"I don't know," was my only reply that time, then we just continued eating as if nothing had happened, though I kind of understood master Roshi, I was someone with a goal and that was to retrieve my belongings, and that was it I had no ambition, no place to go or return to, I was alone, with nothing to go back to, though this place has been like a home to me, I treated it more like a shelter and less of a home, so I was lost and that night I slept for the first time I got here thinking about where would I end up after this.
4 days had passed, I had fully grown my tan, I was now light brown and had shown more muscle than I had ever seen on someone my own age, granted it wasn't that noticeable it was still something.
And on my daily routine of stretching before my workout, something familiar was flying towards the small island, it was small yellow and it had a spiky haired boy riding it waving to me.
"HELLO ALEX!!!!" I heard Goku scream at us from a far.
"Master Roshi Goku is heading this way!!!" I screamed to the house while still staring at Goku, I heard clamoring and fumbling inside before he opened the door, and walked out composed, the opposite of what I heard in the house.
"Hello Alex, hello mister Roshi," Goku said enthusiastically as soon as he lands.
"It's Alexander, but I guess Alex is fine to," I said as I shook his hand.
"Yeh yeh. It's fun to see you again, and you to master Roshi," he said while waving to the old man.
"So when will we start training," Goku said excitedly.
"Hold your horses, before I train you you must do something for me first," he said while he started to smile goofily which gives me a bad feeling.
"Alright what is it," Goku answered innocently.
"You must find me a pretty girl," he said while his goofy smile became larger and his face became flushed and he started drooling a little through his facial hair.
"Alright," Goku said as he jumped on his cloud and went somewhere far away.
"Master Roshi what was the reason you helped me?" I said while looking at him speculatively.
"Ugh. Ugh," was his only response as he was ashamed of his answer, because before he was taken by master Roshi.
[Roshi flash back]
"You want to see my panties," Bulma said while faking a shy look 'ha little those this old man know, its practically the same as showing him my bikini in the beach, this is the easies dragon ball yet,' she said in her mind not knowing that Goku had actually removed her underwear when they were actually asleep in her bus.
And after showing him what she thought was her panties, she got the dragon ball, and as soon as she did she went in her bus to get dressed and actually realized that she had flashed the old man with her bare pussy, and after kicking her own door open she came out with a gun and made the old man dance with bullets.
Shortly after the old man was kneeling down and apologizing.
"I'm sorry," he said for the unknown amount of time.
"Alright before I forgive you, you need to take care of this boy," she said while pointing to the young boy Goku was carrying on his back, he was in bandages and was breathing heavily.
"And what else?" He asked.
"You must take care of this boy and help him with all of his needs until he can take care of him self," she said sternly.
And that was the main reason why he helped our boy Alex, because he was to much of a pussy to tell off Bulma, and why he didn't actually ask anything from him because seeing Bulma's raw walnut was good enough payment for him.
[flashback end]
Alexander just stared at him judgingly, but shortly stopped as I continued my daily routine.
Shortly after Goku came back with various women varying in shapes and sizes, and he even brought a mermaid once, this continued until they were interrupted, by some kid wearing a yellow gi with its sleeves rolled up, he came by boat and just jumped to reach the island and patted himself down.
"Hello master Roshi I came in hopes of being taught under you," he said while bowing down to him.
"Ho, and what can you offer me," as soon as he said that a box dropped down next to him tied up to keep what it was holding, he opened it up and showed master Roshi the contents of the box, it was naked women and they just giggled pervertedly.
cough*"you have shown your worth but before I accept you you must help him out in finding a beautiful girl," he said while pointing to Goku.
"Hi my name is Goku," Goku said while holding out his hand for him to shake, but he just scoffed and turned away.
"The names Krillen and don't you forget it," he said talking all high and mighty to Goku.
"Alright, good to know Krillen," Goku said while laughing at his antics.
"Oh and before you go, take him with you," he said while pointing at me who was holding my ears while doing the duck walk.
"Alright, come on Alex come with us on our adventure," Goku said while he energetically, hopped on his cloud.
Krillen tried to get on the cloud but fell shortly afterwards for some unknown reason.
"Hey whats the big deal, why won't you let me on your cloud," Krillen said because he fell off.
"Oh, master Roshi said only the pure of heart can ride this, I guess you don't have a pure heart," Goku said to Krillen.
"Then how are we gonna go and find master Roshi a beautiful girl," he said.
"Why not just hold on to me," Goku presented an answer and Krillen grumbled a bit and climbed on his back.
"Get on Alex," Goku said to Alexander, he just waved his hand inside the nimbus and it went through without resistance, and he took it as him not being worthy, and so he just climbed on Krillen's back.
"Hey whats the big deal," he said as I grabbed hold of him.
"Didn't you see what I was trying to do, the cloud didn't think I was pure of heart to, so if I tried to sit on it I would have fallen flat on my ass like you did," I said which got him to accept begrudgingly and we had went on our way.
"Who do you think master Roshi wants us to find?" Goku genuinely asked because he doesn't know, do to his upbringing in the mountains with only his grandpa as a companion.
"Huh?!?!?, master Roshi clearly said a beautiful woman," Krillen responded.
"Define beautiful?" Both me and Goku asked, Goku was self explanatory, my reason was for his type.
"Well you know….," he said while he began blushing. "Someone…. Curvy….. and voluptuous, with the right parts," he completed.
"Ohh.. ok," Goku said energetically, while I just gave him a deadpanned look.
We bantered on our way to look for a voluptuous, and curvy woman, on our look around Goku pointed out a lot of women but Krillen instantly denied them because some of them were dudes, I pointed out some but they just ran in fear of the yellow cloud flying at them, but until we were about to give up we heard a scream of a girl, and Goku with his righteous heart instantly came for the rescue.
"Somebody help, pls," we heard From somewhere as we were passing by a canyon.
As we roamed around we saw two police cars (only Krillen knows that) and 4 people pointing guns at a blue haired girl, who was wearing a yellow short shorts, with a green tube shirt held by straps, on the ground looking confused on the situation, the cops were clearly in fear of her but we didn't know why.
"We got you surrounded launch, put your hands behind your head and get on the ground, or we will shoot," one of the police men shouted in to a megaphone.
"I don't know whats going on," she said with fear in her voice.
"Silence, you have caused us a great many trouble, people and money, and today we finally can put a stop to it," they said.
"That's awful but are you sure you have the right person," she said in her confusion filled voice.
"Yes and now we will lock you up for a long time," he said.
"Ahhhh somebody help me!!!!!," she said as loud as she could pleading for help.
"What do we do now," I asked.
"Well helping her would be the heroic thing to do," Krillen replied.
"Well then let's go be hero's" Goku said as he swept down with his nimbus.
"Alright Goku grab my hand and launch me to the right, you go for the left," I said and Goku answered with a quick hmp.
After being launched by Goku I landed a clean foot on one of the police mens face, knocking him out and making his partner confused of the sudden entrance, and while he was confused I used his friends face like a spring board and jumped to wards him, landing a clean hit to his solar plexus.
As soon as Goku landed Krillen instantly ran to the side fearing the danger of guns, as he is a normal human raised in a normal place, Goku has no fear because he experienced it with Bulma in there first meeting, Alexander doesn't fear it because he doesn't know how dangerous those are.
Goku instantly rushed at the man who was pointing his gun at me and slapped away his gun, then proceeded to gut check him so hard, I swear I could see his eyes bulging out from that strike, while his partner saw this Goku already pulled out his staff and extended it to launch himself feet first at him, knocking him out.
After that was all said and done I just lifted all of them and stacked them up neatly, and Goku seeing what I was doing did the same for there cars, but just flipped them upside down.
"Well that wasn't very tough," Goku said as if he was expecting more of a fight.
"You cant blame them, I mean look at what they are wearing, these restrict there movement a lot," Alexander said while throwing the disarmed guns at the pile.
"Ohh thank you very much for saving me, it was very frightening when they pointed there guns at me," she said enthusiastically.
"It was no problem for pro's like us," Krillen said as he came out of hiding as if he did anything.
"Hey Krillen do you think master Roshi would like this girl," Goku asked Krillen and he looked her up and down.
"Yeh I bet," he said.
"Maam would you like to come with us to a safer place?" I asked so that she would come with as after hearing what Krillen said.
"Ohh, id love to, anything to get away from here," she said
"Alright lets go," Goku said as he called for the nimbus and climbed on it and Krillen rode on his back.
"Umm, how do I get on," she asked curiously about how to ride the cloud.
"You just jump on to it like how I did," Goku said, and launch just did as he said and she was allowed to sit perfectly on the cloud.
"See she's pure of heart," Goku said because Krillen told him on our way around, he said "I bet there won't be another person who can ride this cloud aside from you,"
"Yeh, your right," he replied in defeat as what he said was proven wrong, and that there is another to ride the nimbus normally.
"Ummm, miss launch can I sit on your lap?," I asked because I cant sit on the cloud.
"Why do you ask dear," she asked me like how a nursery teacher would answer a question from one of her kids.
"Well its because I cant sit on the cloud," I answered honestly.
"Aww that's alright, come here," she said as she lifted me up from my armpits into her lap, and I heard some un understandable mumbling from Krillen.
And then we set off, heading back towards master Roshi, but as soon as we started approaching the ocean for a direct path to kame house, I remembered what I was training for.
"Goku wait could you go down there for a bit," I said as I pointed at where I had fought the bear thief at.
"Alright, but why though," Goku replied confused.
"I just want to get some stuff, that I didn't get to bring," I said and Goku just flied down towards the area.
As soon as we landed I could instantly spot my camp and rushed towards it, and as soon as I got there I opened it up and saw it, the same as I had left it, though there are some items that fell down when the bear man opened it, but the important stuff was still there, my sculptures from the village, And there were multitude of animals ranging from, bear, owl, squirrel, tortes, bull, cow, and a gift from the village as soon as I got there, a mini totem pole with various animals, a bull for stability and strength, a horse for good health, an owl for a brighter future for even in the darkness you see.
And after having seen them all again all he could do was hug them while crying, from gaining them back again, and for the people he could never see again, he weeped and they let him, they waited for a few minutes for him, Goku remembering his own lost in grandpa gohan and for launch and Krillen it was respect.
Shortly after wards they went on there way going back towards Roshi.
"Thank you Goku, how could I ever repay you," Alexander said as he hugged his bag.
"Its alright, I don't need any payment, but if you do still want to repay me, you can do so by being strong enough to always be there to challenge me to fight fairly," Goku said with a smile and Alexander was shocked at how simple it was, but shortly after he smiled.
"Alright then i'll be your rival every step of the way," I said as I held out my fist and Goku fist bumped me.
"Hey don't forget me now," Krillen said as he also placed his fist on our fist bump. Launched giggled at the three little boys making promises for them selfs.
"By the way, we really appreciate that your coming home with us miss launch," Krillen said.
"Ohh, its no problem, by the way where is home for you guys?" She asked because she didn't know where they were going.
"Were staying with the turtle hermit," I answered as I do kind of see it as a home.
"Turtle hermit?" She asked
"Yeh, he lives on this little island, his kind of silly but we like him," Goku said as we approach near the island of the old pervert.
"Well that sounds lovely," launch said. "If I may ask, how did you know my name?" She asked because she doesn't remember giving her name out to small boys.
"Ohh, we over heard it from the police's thing that made his voice sound louder," I answered.
"Oh, ok, so may I know your names," she asked and we all gave her our names.
"Look launch, you can see it from here," Goku said as we saw the pink red house.
"Ohh, it's a very pretty house," she said interested in the paint.
"Yeh i'm still getting used to the paint," Krillen complained like usual.
"Master Roshi, theres a pretty girl who wants to meet you," Goku said after jumping off and knocking at the door.
"How come he never answers his door?" Goku asked.
"Well I think he lost hope in you Goku, after all the previous ones you got for him wasn't really his taste," I said
"That could be the case," Krillen thought so to.
"Or he is taking a poop, since his old and all he might not have that much control over his potty time anymore," Krillen said
"Ohh his taking a poo, don't worry i'll tell him to go faster," Goku said as he opened the door and ran inside to look for Roshi.
"Well Goku really doesn't respect his elders now does he," Krillen said.
"Anyway who is this Roshi, you guys talk about," launch asked.
"Well i'm not to sure my self, but master Roshi was kind enough to take me in after I was injured, and he seems like a lonely guy, who does nothing but watch tv, and train me from time to time, and sometimes he just needs someone to feed his ego," I said from my experience of the old man.
"Ohh, so does that mean I can hide here while, the cops are looking for me," she said cheerfully as she held her gloved hands together.
"You mean from those guys who were pretending to be police officers?" Krillen asked slightly scared of the answer.
"Oh no, they were real police officers," she said which left Krillen speechless.
"And why would these police men be after you," Alexander said.
"Well I don't know," as she opens her duffle bag which was stuffed full of money and guns. "But by the looks of it I probably robbed a bank or two," she replied as if she told him that the beach is sandy.
"Oh yeh and you expect me to believe that, your so silly launch," Krillen said thinking she was telling a joke.
"You might want to watch what you say Krillen, because you see when I sneeze something change and terrible things happen," she said worried about him.
"You mean like when your nose gets tickled by a feth—," I was about to say then a loud.
"HI!!!!!!," as master Roshi was finished staring at launch through the window frame.
"Hello master Roshi," I said as I walked into the house.
"Ohh my, you frightened me," launch said as she peeked through the window.
"So does she fit your criteria," I said as I walked towards him, and his response was uhm hum.
"Btw she was been making some wacky stories about robbing a train or something, so she is kind of silly," Krillen said.
"You two are now one of my three students from this day fort," Roshi said excitedly after we brought him launch, and both Krillen and Goku smiled and nodded at each other.
"Yeh," Goku and Krillen said together.
"Heya, there my name is master Roshi, and this here is my crib," he said stammering on his words.
"Hello sir," she said as she bowed down slightly in greeting. "My name is launch and your grandson's really helped me today," she said while smiling.
"Ohh, is that true boys," he said and turned towards us and we responded with a simple yes.
"All in a days work," Krillen added a the end.
"Well thank you but, to be honest there not my grandsons, there my younger brother," he said and everyone fell on there faces from the stupidity of those words, and I just held in a laugh. 'Well it was worth a try,' he said to himself in his mind, and as soon as everyone recovered they just laughed it off, launch more confused than everyone here.
"Well that was a funny joke wasn't it," he said as he rubbed the back of his bald head.
"Well for real this time, i'm actually master Roshi the greatest practitioner of martial arts and these boys have come to learn under me," he said as if he wasn't teaching/torturing one already.
"Ahh, so that explains why Goku and Alex are so strong," she said now peacing it together now.
"Ahh, well good to see my training is making a difference," he said as if he trained both of us in martial arts.
"But master Roshi you haven't trained us yet," Goku said.
"And you only gave me tips on how to build stamina," I said after Goku.
"So since your my special guess and all launch, how about you and me take a walk around my romantic paradise," he said as if we never said anything and that his island was that huge, even launch looked around at how small this place is.
"Well it doesn't seem like a long walk to me, but I think it would be pleasant, so sure why not," she said and which got Roshi to be excited.
"Also since you're here, why don't you join us in learning martial arts," he said clearly with an ulterior motive.
"Well i'm not sure about learning some, and I got soft hands, and I've never been interested in the art in any particular way before," she said clearly not reading between his words.
"Well there are more application to martial arts, than beating your opponent into ground beef, it increases your over all stamina, physical health, and it will… uhhh… it will help you look younger for longer," he said. Launch didn't seem convinced though.
"I wouldn't pass on this opportunity if I were you, because you see master Roshi is the best martial artist in todays generation," he said while Roshi's blabbering fades in the background.
"Wow then of course I will," she said convinced from Krillen's words.
"Well I guest I cant deny my own greatness," he said.
"Can we start now," Goku said
"Yeh what he said," I said
"Thanks for the help kid," master Roshi whispered into Krillen's ear
"Happy to please," Krillen said.
"Ok before we start give me a minute I need to get something," he said as he rushed into his house, and moments later he ran out of the house with boxes under his armpit.
"Alright lets put on our uniforms," he said while handing launch a box, which she took gladly, and was about to strip in front of us.
"Hey miss launch you can change in the house if you want," I said stopping her from taking her clothes off.
"Ahh, your right," she said as she picked up the box and went inside, and disappointing Roshi and slightly Krillen.
"Why did you have to do that!!!!!," he said as his head seemingly expanded to shout at me.
"Because it was the normal thing to do!!!!!," I said enlarging my head to do the same to him.
"Dam brat, no respect for the elders these days," he said as he also handed us some boxes. "Alright now wear these," he said.
"Eww, i'm not wearing this," Goku said as he opened the box, and was greeted with a black leotard.
"You will if you want lessons," he said, and Goku complied begrudgingly.
After being hassled by the old man and telling us how to wear it properly we waited a couple of seconds for launch to come out of the house, and we didn't have to wait long because shortly she came out wearing the same thing, a black leotard with pink frills and the same thing with thigh high socks.
"These look like underwear," she said as soon as she got a good look at what she was wearing.
"I assure you its not… ahh… ahh.. its turtle hermit fighting armor," he said making launch slide in stupidity, and making me think that these don't offer any sort of defense.
"Ok but, it doesn't seem to protect much from the looks of it," she said saying what Alexander was just thinking.
'Ohh, yeh I knew these outfits would come in handy,' he said as Roshi stared at launch's bust and thighs the most. (Personally i'm an ass man)
"Alright now we start of with simple stretches," he said as a fly come in and annoys him. "Get away from me," he said while flailing his free hand that wasn't holding his cane, but un knowingly the fly flys over to launch passing by her nose, and I got a bad feeling from this, and grabbed my bag that held my momentous.
"Ow no… its coming…," she said as she breathed in deeply, and sneezed, and our blue haired launch was no more and was replaced with a blond girl in the same clothes but felt way more violent.
"Alright boys who's plan was it, to dress me like a doll,"she said and I just pointed at the old man and everyone followed along to save there own skin.
"What you traitors," master Roshi said while being betrayed by his students.
"Oww, it was your idea, well then don't forget I come with a sub machine gun," she said as she began to rapid fire at the old man, and everyone just jumped away and crawled in the house, as launch chased him around the house.
"Well I guess he got his romantic walk on the beach huh," I said as I smiled a bit at the predicament master Roshi has landed on.
"Well that's a crude way of putting it," Krillen said.
"What's crude, is it a type of food?," Goku said.
"Get back here you old fart," she said as she chased a screaming old man around the beach, but then some of her hair slowly tickled her nose, and shortly after she sneezed and returned to her old self.
"Ohh sorry, did I sneeze again," she asked as she stopped chasing Roshi who was on the ground scared for his life.
"Yeh, and who was blond launch? Launch?"I said.
"Ow her she, is my other half, and she tends to come out when I sneeze, hehehe," she said.
"Well that robbery story doesn't seem to only be a story now doesn't it," I whispered at Krillen.
"Yeh I think your right," he whispered back.
"Hey what you to whispering about," Goku chimed in.
"Nothing to important,"me and Krillen both answered at the same time.
After calming down the old hermit we got to change back into our original clothes, Goku with his white t-shirt and blue pants, Krillen with his yellow gi, launch with her clothing. And me with my baggy deep green pants and black vest.
"So what do we do now, I don't think this will be big enough for all 4 of us to train," I asked.
"Ohh no, we wont be training here, we will be moving to a bigger island more fit for training," he said.
"Ohh, where, where, where," Goku repeated himself in excitement.
"Calm down Goku, master Roshi will get us there, so chill out for a bit," Krillen said as he tried to calm Goku down.
"Alright give me a minute, and launch please watch out for the boys," Roshi said as he quickly capsuled up his house, and took out a capsule box and pressed the top and threw it at the water, spawning a boat.
"Alright everyone get on were going to the training ground," he said as he got on the boat.
"Everyone ready," he asked
"Ready," me Goku and Krillen said.
"Yes," launch said as soon as she strapped herself with the seat belt.
"Alright, but before we go launch can you please try not to sneeze," master Roshi asked launch.
"Ohh, don't worry I try not to sneeze a lot," she said as she giggled,
"Alright lets go," he said as he started his boat.
"By the way launch what was that about," I asked her.
"Oh she was my split personality, she comes out every time I sneeze," she said
"Do you know why, that happens," I asked.
"Well no not really," she answered.
"Ok, well that was disappointing," I said while sighing.
"I'm sorry I cant provide that much information, but I really don't know," she said.
"Its alright, well look at the bright side now we know about it," I said as we then continued on a silent trip all the way to the training ground,"
Minutes later of me, Goku, Krillen, and sometimes Roshi or launch, started talking a lot to pass the time, since this was longer than we had thought but eventually we got there. We climbed a mountain and set up a bace of operation.
"I'm going to explore for a bit, so seya," Goku said as he rode on his nimbus to look at the island, while me and launched waved back at him.
"Well for a training ground this area seems very populated, master," I said while I looked down from the cliff we are on.
"Ahh yes those will be part of our training to, speaking of training who wants a short martial arts training before dinner?" He said.
"Off course master," Krillen instantly replied like the kiss ass he is.
"By the way where is Goku?" Master Roshi asked.
"Ohh I know this one," launch said while clasping her hands together. "He said he wanted to look around the island and jumped on that cloud of his," she said
"Yeh what she said," I said as I stretched, and shortly after I finished Goku arrived.
"Master Roshi I think some people beat us to the island," Goku said as he pointed out at the houses.
"About three hundred people to be exact, but don't worry they just live here, there not competitors," he said.
"Now lets have a lesson," as Goku jumped down off the nimbus and sat down to listen to Roshi.
"Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh," Goku repeated himself as he frantically waved his arms.
'Hmm what a child wait until you see what a real martial artist can do,' Krillen thought to himself as he saw how energetic Goku was. 'And this Alexander guy seems to be very calm, despite only knowing the guy for half a day, he seems strong,' he thought.
"Should I be joining you guys as well?" Launch asked.
"Well if you want to, just let us keep the sub machine gun, ok," Roshi said.
"Alright… haa… haa… ahug..," while she was in the middle of what we though was a sneeze, every one bolted, to the closes hiding spot which was a rock, but when we hid it apparently was a yawn.
yawn*"I forgot fighting makes me sleepy, so i'll just go inside and make some food ok," she said as she ran inside the house.
"I guess she was just yawning," Goku said crawling out of the bolder.
"Phew crises averted," I said as I wiped a sweat off my brow.
"That was scary," Krillen said while shaking as he left the boulder.
"Krillen how dare you be scared, a martial arts master must never be scared," master Roshi said as if he wasn't the fastest when running for his life.
"I'm sorry master, i'll be more like you next time," he said being a complete kiss ass.
"Now let us continue with our fearless training," he said and all three of us lined up.
"Alright Krillen do you have any experience in martial art?" He asked.
"Yes I do, I've studied 8 years at the magic oren temple," he answered.
"Ahh, good I guess we can skip, on how to throw a punch and a kick, and what they are, and before I teach you boys anything new, i'll have to test your current abilities," he then proceeds to measure about a hundred meters for us to test our speed.
"You want us to race?" Krillen asked.
"Yes, because running is a perfect way of testing, your speed and strength, but of course being an expert martial artist you mustn't be the one who runs away," he said as if moments before he wasn't running for his life.
"I'll run first master Roshi," Krillen said after giggling in confidence in his skills.
"My my, confident are we," he said.
"Well yes, I could probably, make the olympics if I wanted to," he said. Shortly after master Roshi picked up a stop watch and prepared on the other side, next to a tree.
"Alright, ready, set, go," and Krillen went in top speed, as if he was running for his life, and as soon as he passes Roshi he clicked to stop and his total was.
"My my, you made it in 10.4 seconds, that's pretty darn good," he said slightly surprised by how good he is.
"Yeh yeh, I usually make it around 10.1, but I guest the wind was against me this time," Krillen said.
"Yo hoo, master Roshi can I get a turn at it now," Goku said in front of me already prepared to do a full on sprint.
"Well now lets not get antsy, now on your mark, get set, go!!," he said and Goku ran, as if he was a predator chasing after his prey, but he suddenly slowed down as if something was wrong, and so with all of that his total was.
"Let see now, 11 seconds on the dot, not bad, it's a good finish, but Krillen I say you beat him, hands down," he said when comparing there timers.
"Well its not fair comparing him to me, you know, since I set the bar pretty high," he said in confidence.
"Well for rookies both of you have already reached a league of your own, but what about the last one, get ready Alexander," he said to me, and I gave him a thumbs up.
"Alright alexan-," master Roshi was about to say but Goku interrupted him.
"Master Roshi can I try again but with different shoes," he said.
"Come on Goku don't be a sore loser, and try to blame it on your shoes, I mean look at mine there not exactly meant for running," he said as he lifted up his foot and showed him the bottom of his shoes.
"Well at least yours, aren't all torn up," he said as he wiggles his toes and the top of his shoe opened up to see his toes, and thus Goku was given a second chance with a fresh pair of shoes, and this time he ran fast like a wiled beast charging through a straight line he kept it up the whole way and zoomed through them and this time his time was.
"Wow 8 seconds flat," he said which destroyed Krillen's record and shocked him to loosing his balance.
"Was I fast," Goku said as he was still excited.
"Who taught you to run like that," Krillen asked as if there was a secret to running that he didn't know about.
"What do you mean, nobody did, and if someone did that would be silly," he answered.
"Well with all that settled, Alexander!! You prepared to run!!!" Master Roshi yelled at my direction, and I just gave him a thumbs up.
"Alright, ready, set, go," he said and Alexander ran, ran faster than he ever did, more than his training. he ran as if he was running from those monsters again, he ran to survive, but more importantly he ran to keep his new friend's promise, of always being there to challenge him and with all that his time was.
"Well i'll be dammed 10.8 seconds, slightly lower than Krillen but still pretty fast," he said as if he had expected that from me.
"How are you not tired," Krillen asked me because I didn't even look winded.
"Well, I've been trained in increasing my stamina," I simply answered.
"Well for young men you are all on a league of your own," he said to all 3 of us.
"But that's not good enough," he said sternly. "See boys to be truly great fighters, you must go beyond the normal limitation of the human body, and that's no cake walk," he then proceeded to hand Krillen the clock to measure his own time, as he took off his turtle shell, and began to stretch.
"Alright master Roshi were ready," Goku said as we prepare to see a speed beyond the human limitation, but before that he threw his turtle shell towards the rock behind us and shattered it, saying his ready we prepared our selfs, and within an instant he managed to pass us and his time was.
"Wow that's moven," Goku said surprised by his speed.
"Whats my time," Roshi asked.
"F… 0.5 seconds," Krillen said but was to shocked to comprehend his words.
"Point five seconds huh, not to bad," he said.
"Wow can you teach us that," Goku asked.
"What? How to throw a turtle shell?… ahh, right the running, its just a matter of surpassing normal human limitations, phew, all that running made me thirsty, Alex go grab me a beer," he said and I went inside the house and grabbed one, but before that.
"Alexander what are you doing, your dragging dust in the house," launch said then proceeded to sneeze, but I still had my priority to grab the old man some cold ones, and so I fought of a blond psycho with a kitchen knife, for more than 3 seconds, just to open the fridge and take out a can of beer.
"You come back here you little rat, thinking you can just grab a beer in my presence, i'll cut you to shreds," she said as I finished my objective and ran out as fast as I could, away from the psycho with a knife.
"Ohh, look at that Alexander ran the 100 meters in just, 9 seconds flat that's way better than before," Roshi said while ignoring that one of his students might get cooked. After being chased around by launch for a second or to, the dust I made while running for my life got her to sneeze, and reverted her to her blue haired form.
"I could have sworn I was in the kitchen just a moment ago," she said then noticed the knife that was on the ground between us. "Oww, I dropped my knife," she said as she picked it up, and I proceed to hug her legs, out of relief, and wishing she would stay like this forever, she then proceeded to pat my head carringly
After that I gave the old man his drink and I listened to the small lecture he gave Goku about random things and generally common knowledge until it was sun down, and the sky was being painted a deep orange.
"Alright before we go and eat you will do one last task for me," he said as he fumbled around to find a rock, and after finding one he wrote a kanji for turtle on it an threw it.
"Is the test to throw rocks?" I asked.
"No you fool you must find the rock I just threw, because anyone can throw a rock, but to find a rock, you must be dedicated and willing to search, now search, ow and who ever finds it gets to eat dinner, and for those who don't get it gets no dinner," he said and Goku jumped down to get that rock.
"Are you crazy," Krillen yelled at Goku's recklessness. "Come on not you to," he said to me as I was about to speed scale drop from the mountain, I just looked at him and let go, making me fall, then I catch my self before it gets to fast, just like how the head hunter taught me.
Krillen went with his canon plan, same with Goku, but for me I already knew that the odds were not in my favor, when i'm supposed to find a rock in a damed forest, and Alexander already know that the old pervert did this to be alone with launch, so instead of looking I went hunting, by taking the branch that Goku broke, some big stones enough for me to knap, I created my own spear, tied down with some vines, and with this forest full of life, I killed in total 1 blue pterodactyl, two middim sized reptile and prepared a fire for 30 minutes, and washed the blood of me by swimming in the river.
After 30 minutes were up I just climbed back up the mountain, after that I was told that Krillen stole the stone from Goku and both me and Goku were told to go hungry, but instead of suffering while they eat I took Goku and both of us climbed down the mountain, to cook and eat the ones I hunted, so while they had stomach aches from the poisonous fish me and Goku had a jolly feast of mostly dino meat, and the occasional giant fish Goku beat out of the lake.
After that me and Goku went back up and noticed that launch was putting them to sleep.
"What happened to them?" I asked launch.
"Ohh, they ate a lot and fell asleep after being full, since they were sleeping on the floor I thought I would tuck them in," she said not knowing she poisoned them. (so not eating her cooking was more like a blessing than a curse. Serves them right.)
"Alright we better get going to sleep to, ugh can you take Goku with you, he seems very sleepy," I said noticing that Goku was wobbling, she agreed and took him upstairs, and I just continued to sleep where I usually do, on the floor.
Chapter end.
Hello guys fishbreed here, yeh its yo boy, i'm doing this because something went wrong with naruto and it fucked up everything, I lost 3 chapters that I saved up, the plot I was going with, and over all I got mad, so now i'm just gonna take a break from naruto and go with dbz abit. Yes this is an oc thing but not a self incert, so look forward to that.
Also as you can see I didn't start from the beginning and I will unravel his back story as time goes but for now this is all that you will get, well see you next time fishbreed out.
And if your wondering what he looks like combine natsu and zeref from fairy tail. he's got natsu's skin color and clothes, while he gets his hair and eyes from zeref.
-fishbreed