The Rusherz find out about Alcoholic drinks. Humanity learns NOT to give said drinks to them. Here's the tale of Woodrow Wilson fatherly instinct activates in retrieving a drunk Rusher.
This chapter contains alcoholic drinks and drunkenness.
Rusher Prohibition
June 19, 1920; Washington DC city streets...
Thor was looking around the area. So far everything was going well on this new planet. Yeah humans were a-strange bunch-but they were alot of nice ones.
?: HEY! VIKING!
Thor turned seeing a group of men carrying barrels of-something? He went over confused yet curious.
Thor: Um, yeah?
Man: Oi! Your a viking! Maybe you can tell the pres to lighten up on the prohibition.
Thor: Prohibition?
Man 2: Yeah man! Ain't any problems with having a bit more of a alcoholic beverages.
Thor: *confused* Alcohol? Isn't that use for medicine?
Man: Naw! Also use for pleasure man! Wait-YOU NEVER HAD BOOS?
Thor: Boos?
All the men were shocked.
Man: Your a Viking! How do you not know about this!
Thor: Um, I'm not the viking you humans associate and know.
One of the men grabbed a cup and opened the barrel as clear liquid came out and into the cup. He grabbed Thor before shoving the the drink in his hands.
Man 2: BOTTOMS UP!
Thor: Sir this is just water-*drinks it*
Later, White house...
Woodrow Wilson was doing paperwork when the phone rang, picking it up.
Woodrow Wilson: Hello?
Officer (other line): Um Mr. President we uh-we have a issue?
Woodrow Wilson: How bad of a issue?
Officer (other line): Well sir um-how do i explain this-we need you to pick up the Viking Rusher, Thor i beleive.
Woodrow Wilson was, confused upon the request.
Woodrow Wilson: Well of course but-what is the problem with that.
Officer (other line): WEEELLL-
Streets...
Thor (drunk): COME-ON YOU-YOU PUNKS TRY ME!
The group of men were on the ground bruised up as a crowd formed. On the side was a flapper as the president car drove up and Woodrow stepped out.
Woodrow Wilson: *sees the Flapper* Pardon me Mame but-is Thor over there.
Flapper: Yes. I-I will say it's kinda nice having a good man stand up for us women but oh boy he didn't need to got hard on the beat down.
Woodrow Wilson thanked her walking over..THERE WAS THOR. Cheeks red, eyes bloodshot and hovering over the men.
Woodrow Wilson: THOR!
Thor turned seeing the president-and he made the MOST goofiest grin.
Thor (drunk): WOODY! BUDDY! Glad your here you-you can help me send these poor excuse of flesh down town.
Woodrow Wilson: *walks over* I already let the authority know. Besides they had already broken a la-
Man: GET. HIM. AWAY FROM US PLEASE.
Thor (drunk): *glares* Hey you-you don't get da right to speak to him. He's got-He's got muscle and can take you down.
Woodrow Wilson: Um-Thank you? But i assure you I'm not as fit as i once was due to my past illnesses.
Thor (drunk): *Smiles* Nonsense! If your strong enough to-to face a epidemic your fine!
Woodrow Wilson: Um Thor-you do realize that i have a limp now. It's kinda a flaw to your statement.
Thor (drunk): BAH! You can't be a living being without flaws. Any-Anyone who thinks they are PERFECT is crazzy.
Thor swayed as Woodrow Wilson offer his leg, the Rusher grabbing it to stay up.
Thor (drunk): These guys are the-the definition of idiots too. Who in their rught mind treats a fine women like that. Who would treat anyone like that it's STUPID.
Woodrow Wilson: I know I know; Thor why not we go home okay?
Thor (drunk):-It's a rubble in space Woody.
Woodrow Wilson: I mean the White-house.
Thor (drunk): OOOHHH.
The president lead the Rusher to the car, Thor waving to the Flapper as she waved back.
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Thor (drunk): You have a lovely car ya know that.
IT. WAS. HARD. Trying to keep a straight face.
Woodrow Wilson: It's a three Pierce-Arrow car, personal favorite of mine.
Thor (drunk): Cool-you think i could drive one of these things?
Woodrow Wilson: WHEN your not drunk yes.
It shouldn't be hard for him.
Thor (drunk):-Hey Woody? What was it they were doing that was illegal?
Woodrow Wilson: Well they were bootleggers, they were illegally transporting those drinks. Recently we signed a law prohibiting the large consumption of Alcohol-BUT it appears we may have some issues.
Thor (drunk): Am i in trouble?
THAT LOOK..he took a breath.
Woodrow Wilson: No, your not in trouble. You were sadly a victim in this though-I'm surprise how fast you became drunk by just a small drink. I might need to have Freefall and the University look into this.
Thor (drunk): Well i think they are gonna have a fun time learning more about us-blushing removed if ya know what i mean.
Woodrow Wilson himself was trying his best NOT TO LAUGH.
White-house, dusk...
Edith paced back and forth waiting for her husband. He had told her something was up downtown and she was worried. The worry soon vanished as her Husband walked in with-She had to hold back a laugh seeing the drunk Rusher stumble in.
Thor (drunk): E-Evening Eid..
Edith Wilson: Oh. My. Word.
Woodrow Wilson: I know, it's hard for me too.
Thor (drunk): Y-You won't beelive the day i had.
Edith Wilson: I can see.
?: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOR?!
All three turned to see Beast, Pack and Grizzly staring at the drunk Rusher. He manage to run over and bring them in a hug.
Thor (drunk): BOYS! GOOD TO SEE YOU! I HAD ONE HECK OF A ADVENTURE.
Pack: The hey did you do to him?
Both: He's drunk.
All three: Drunk?
Woodrow Wilson: Yes, he ran into some bootleggers and it appears just in small cup sends him into this state.
Beast: So being drunk is a human thing?
Edith Wilson: Unfortunately. We have been trying to calm the situation but well-you see the results.
Thor eyes rolled up and he fell limp in their arms, falling asleep.
Grizzly: Umm.
Woodrow Wilson: And here comes the aftermath.
Pack: And what is 'the aftermath'?
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The next morning...
Thor panted as he gripped the rim, kneeling in the bathroom shaking. HE. FELT. HORRIBLE.
Thor: *sick* Urg...
The door knocked, and soon opened reveling the other Rusherz, the president and his wife.
Toro: Oh man-is this what happens the next day?
Woodrow Wilson: Yes-Hangover.
Thor covered his mouth and he emptied his stomach again, this time Beast running over rubbing his back.
Thor: *sick/panting* I feel awful.
Edith: Wilson: I know, you'll feel like that until tomorrow.
Thor moaned in pain and annoyance.
Liberty: Listen, it their anything we can do to help? You humans seems to have experience.
Woodrow Wilson: Bed rest, absolutely bed rest. Bland food will be good and anything drinks beside THAT will help.
Stampede: Got it. Freefall would like to know this when he gets back from class.
Woodrow Wilson: I hope he finds answers to-well-
Thor lurched as he threw up again, making everyone flinch. Woodrow Wilson went down patting his back.
Woodrow Wilson: Let it out son, just let it out.
Georgetown University...
Freefall went over with the bottle of boos in hand, standing right next to the professor.
Professor: This will be interesting to see the reactions. I do hope Thor feels better soon.
Freefall: Me too. We'll soon find out what to do about all this. Ready Professor?
He nodded as he took a syringe with human blood and dripped a few on a small glass, then dripping some of the drink on the blood. before placing it under a microscope. Freefall looked in.
Freefall: Huh. It appears this liquid stays in the blood stream for a while. I can see how this could be an issue.
Professor: *writes on a clipboard* Indeed. Now, for Rusherz.
Freefall nodded taking a syringe and taking out some of his blood. He gently handed it to the professor, who added a drop of the drink-
Freefall: *shock* WHOA!
Freefall and the professor backed away as he dropped the glass-the Rusherz blood bubbling and spreading on the table upon the drinks contact. It continued as they starred.
Professor:-Fascinating! Your blood instantly reacted to the beverage. It's no wonder why Thor got drunk fast, it's automatic!
Freefall nodded as the professor wrote on the clipboard.
White-house, Later...
Freefall:-So as you can see Wilson, it appears we Rusherz react to these Alcoholic drinks much faster than a human.
Woodrow Wilson whistled, reading the results of the test.
Woodrow Wilson: Oh boy-well. I think the only solution is to make sure you boys are on your own prohibition. But this is for VERY GOOD reason. You boys getting drunk, who knows what you could do given your abilities.
Freefall: *nods* I agree. BUT, there are still those who might not believe or know. Might try to slip some.
Woodrow Wilson: You are right. Proper punishment is necessary.
Freefall: Suggestion. The person who slipped this in our drinks must pay for damages. And once this prohibition for humans is up, they must pay the bar tab as well.
Woodrow Wilson: Splendid idea Freefall! I shall make sure it is known right away.
Freefall smiled nodding.
Freefall: I must thank you for getting Thor back here, as well as the remedies to help him with this hangover.
Woodrow Wilson: Well to be honest, as a father i need to know what to do. I-*Chuckles* I will be honest-him drunk was hilarious-
The president covered his mouth laughing thinking back on yesterday, making Freefall smirk.
Woodrow Wilson: *laughing* I-I don't mean to laugh. I don't mean to laugh but he-those faces and the remarks.
Freefall: I know-there is nothing wrong with laughing. If we have to get use to humanities antics, your gonna have to get use to ours.
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Thor silently snored as he laid in bed asleep, Beast and Fang curled up next to him. Liberty watched as Freefall came over.
Freefall: How is he?
Liberty: Well he's better than he was hours ago. I take it Woodrow is in the know.
Freefall: AND is making sure we are FAR AWAY from that. Needless to say us acting all weird is not gonna help anyone.
Liberty nodded.
Liberty: By the way, you gave Woodrow the letters?
Freefall: *Smiles* Yeah. Do believe it the other parents day today.
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Woodrow Wilson smiled at the three Father's Day cards from his daughters. It made him smile seeing the cards, happy to hear they were doing well. He placed a letter he had written to the side as started another one. He hope soon, his daughter would meet these Rusherz...He couldn't help but chuckle. Even if they were all grown up, that fatherly instinct was still active when he got that call yesterday.
Woodrow Wilson: I hope you all meet them soon.
Hope you all have a Happy Father's day!
For all the antics our parents go through with us we love you :)!