28/09
I don't know why I brought my diary here but in a way, I was a little glad that I did
Yesterday, the twins were set to do surgery for Da Vinci's Mark 1 nano enhancements and they were gonna be in the surgery room for a while. Why they are doing it together I have no idea, but having walked in on them together with their Servants multiple times I probably don't want to know.
As they were halfway through surgery, Rider Vinci called me in, giving me a mission towards another Singularity.
I mean don't get me wrong I don't mind it at all, but my current track record was getting my ass kicked by super soldiers and dealing with a sex craze town, and now I have to deal with a Singularity without one of the twins as a backup didn't fill me with confidence. Sure I'll have Servants accompanying me but considering I'm technically lead on this I was undoubtedly nervous.
Accompanying me were Caster Cu, Hundred Face Hassan, and Sigurd as we appeared in an alleyway of Tokyo city, or rather Shinto Teito as it was now currently named.
Again I cannot believe it took as long as it did before I recognized where we were
The Servants were in astral form as we took in the sights of the city, as I walked I did notice suspiciously a large build-up of military forces along the city streets, yet these were not the JSDF since the gear was way too good for Japan's military force, and considering the insignia the soldiers wore they were either mercenaries or some rich asshole's military.
We took in all the sights of the city scanning for any unusual happenings there, I bought a newspaper to get a feel of what was going on and why this was happening, I have to thank Da Vinci for the upgrades since it gave me the ability to read and understand Japanese. As it were it seemed that a conglomerate named Mid Bio Informatics or MBI had somehow become a juggernaut in almost every field of the world and got enough money and clout to buy all of Tokyo.
Getting a lot of crazy mad scientists with massive egos vibes over here, and again I can't believe it took me as long as it did before I recognized this world.
So we headed for the main park because everything that happens in Japan will happen in some sort of park and most of the time any events happen in the same park multiple times. And there we hit the jackpot, a woman sitting on the park bench wearing some weird kimono-like clothes with chains on the top part of her slightly exposed chest, now I'm sure it could be a woman cosplaying or something, but I don't think this world is that good at cosplay when there were literal snow falling in a small circle around the woman.
The Servants did warn me about her unusual abilities but I just ignored all of them as I knelt before her, when I saw the weird pink bird mark on her forehead I just stared at her blankly.
Well, I can sufficiently say that God or ROB has a ridiculous sense of humor because I was swearing up a storm in my mind as I took a seat next to her. She did look at me with confusion but to be honest I didn't know how I manage to get her to join me, I mean the twins are the ones with the charisma to draw in people and be shounen characters they have the whole nakama friendship bullshit to draw from
All I did was simply ask her what she wanted and if she wanted to see if she could find her own path if she joined me.
She stared at me blankly and to be honest it was fifty-fifty as I could feel the Servants staring at me like I was crazy or something.
But that was soon to be interrupted by a whining bitch voice calling out to us. I stare blankly at the young teen with a face that screams Hit me, wearing over-the-top clothes that would cost a single high-end car and a voice that just wants you to shut him up with
He bragged and told me to buzz off for him to collect the woman next to me. I gave him a blank stare, a very even blank stare, one that says done with bullshit kind of stare was about to choke a bitch
The only reason he was still breathing after I drew the Lawgiver and popped three burst rounds at him was a male intercepted the bullets and cut them all with quick precision.
The male stared at me seeing the gun in hand, he knew the oddness of the Lawgiver was a danger in of itself as he shielded his charge and slowly backed off. Kinda a surprise I could give someone like him to back off but considering if I recall right I didn't need to beat him, I just needed to kill the brat and the dominoes would follow and the guy knew I wouldn't hesitate seeing how quickly I did the first time.
The teen was whining like the bitch he was and again it was VERY tempting to blow his head off right now but with a very serious look from the man he was quickly picked up and whisked away by the man who is now putting enough distance away from me.
After that was me and Akitsu, the woman from the park and Servants all holed up in a hotel room that was slowly being warded six ways to Sunday by Caster Cu and me. Seeing the Servants did put Akitsu on edge but I managed to calm her down enough for me to explain why we were here, while at the same time, I had to tell the Servants and Rider Da Vinci listening in about what I remembered about Sekirei and the pure idiocy of the wannabe antagonist's plans for the world.
They were not impressed, more so for Hundred Faces who I had to calm down enough to not go kill him immediately. Not because of something stupid like second chances or sort, but the need to get enough data where we can kill the guy and not have some dead man switch as a last fuck you to anyone killing him
They didn't like it but conceded since that was a possibility, especially since something else was thrown into the mix if Chaldea's sensors picked something up as I headed off to bed and sleep, not knowing that Akitsu sneaked into my bed as I slept
Sure was a sight to wake up to not gonna lie but I didn't do anything else but enjoy the feeling
29/09
Second day here and things went from 0 to 100 real quick, after eating breakfast with Akitsu I sent out the Hundred Faces to get more info on the city itself and I did give them what I recall about the big players in the Sekirei game while Caster Cu finishes up the wards to our temporary home. The hotel was a bit on the bare side so no TV of any sort and since we're from different worlds I doubt he could hack the Magitech I got from Chaldea.
So the only Servants with me were Sigurd and one of the Hundred Faces as they were in astral form yet again while Akitsu and I walked along the streets, she agreed to keep silent about the Servants for now as we covered some ground today, we were mainly the bait while the Hundred Faces did their info gathering.
And MBI took it hook, line, and sinker.
A very obvious black van with tinted windows slowed down next to us as Sahashi Takami rolled her windows down and ordered us to get into the van. To be honest I recall despite her attitude and lack of familiar care she was at least trying to help the Sekirei out so I obliged.
I mean I certainly wasn't letting them take me to their main headquarters to be interrogated to infiltrate them, nor was I letting the Hundred Faces do their thing and get the layouts while I distracted Takami and Karasuba, I certainly wasn't bullshiting them about being part of the UN to bring these people to justice for playing a psychopath's game before getting the signal from Hundred Faces, I most certainty did not summon Sigurd and have him ambush Karasuba while me, Hundred Faces and Akitsu wreak havoc upon the MBI building, we most certainly did not head for their server room and had Hundred Faces jack all their data and servers.
And I most certainly did not use a high explosive round to blow Minaka's tiny insignificant penis and his legs off while we escape the building through the man's office with their servers and his laptop.
That would be crazy for a single day don't you think?
30/09
So, we now got a bounty on our heads, totally not my fault just so you know, I mean I wasn't the dumbass who turn Tokyo into his private playground because he wants to show off his now nonexistent penis.
Though Caster Cu was a little pissed that we had to ditch the hotel we were using after he set up all those defenses. Shame, it was kinda nice despite how cheap it was but we did compensate the owner after our quick departure.
Which may or may not involve us merely destroying the room to wipe out any traces of us
Now we sent the servers and Minaka's personal laptop we jacked for Da Vinci and the Moon Cancers to rip any information out of it. I might not expect everything in there but I did push that finding the coordinates of the island where the Sekirei ship landed was a top priority so we could deny Minaka his end goal.
Me and Akitsu got some new mystic codes to disguise ourselves from anything as we made our way towards the northern part of the city because I knew that MBI isn't gonna risk the Number 1 Sekirei's wrath, so they'll probably send fewer men towards the sector and with me bullshiting about being with the UN, which was technically true, they'll probably be on a merry chase for a while, especially now that Minaka is at least functionally crippled at the moment while we set up our next step.
We set up in an empty house on sale, one that was about a good block away from the Number 1 Sekirei and surrounded by mostly empty buildings so we didn't need to worry about collateral. We holed up there for the whole day setting up our defenses and such while the Hundred Faces kept watch on MBI and everyone else to get their reaction to the chaos.
From what the Hundred Face relayed the jackass that owns a hospital on the east end was quickly trying to muscle into MBI's territory hoping to take anything he could from the chaos before MBI get their shit back together, the silver spoon brat living in the west was doing the same but its more to satisfy his childish behavior.
Honestly, I wasn't sure letting them go wild was a good idea but better if they kept MBI busy while I could find a way to put down Minaka for good without worrying about any surprises. But I did have one of the Hundred Faces shadow the eastern Ashikabi's secretary because of his proximity to the guy and all the secrets he held
I so do not want to be that guy when I start striking back at the whole group. Akitsu was worried about the whole thing which made me chuckle as I reassured her that it was gonna be all right, more so when Da Vinci sent in my new gear, one was a combat suit she made using the blueprints from the Universal Soldier and Magecraft. The other was my new Mark 1 assault rifle, one she managed to slim down while also making it more devastating with the variable secondary grenade launchers and much harder-hitting bullets, she said that she was going to implement the stun bolts from Star Wars but decided to do that later when I take it for a test run.
To be honest I was feeling kinda good, not in an arrogant way but more confident in myself as we had decent enough defenses to weather the current storm for now.
Just hope Da Vinci and the others could…
01/10
Welp, I expected some form of retaliation, I expected maybe some hit squads, maybe some specialized drones and soldiers, maybe the other two disciplinary squad members while Karasuba hangs back to not agitate the Number 1 Sekirei into busting their collective asses.
And I was half right. They did send more specialized hit squads on our ass, but what I wasn't expecting was their starting salvo being a missile barrage from a modified Apache helicopter that tore everything besides the house apart.
Following that were two squads of very armored soldiers backed by four mechs that looked suspiciously like BT from Titanfall 2 who were all armed to the teeth following them were Karasuba and the other two disciplinary squad members
Damn did I piss that loser off or what?
What I wasn't expecting was the literal railgun that one mech held shaking the Rune-covered wall when it fired.
We could've run off back to Chaldea but I decided to fight. Mainly because we could cut off a good chunk of their heavy forces in the disciplinary squad, but also that if we leave then they'll no doubt be on guard if we come in again
So I decided to have Caster Cu start the whole thing off, by blasting the Apache at the main rotor, causing it to drop suddenly on top of a mech, and then things really kicked off, I didn't need to worry much about the house with how much Rune magic Cu etched into the foundations.
Though I was miffed we didn't get the mech with the railgun at the first strike and it was now retreating back to give covering fire. The Hundred Faces were doing good work taking down the men with ease, though the mechs quickly activated some kind of forcefield, which, surprisingly held against Hundred Faces' strength.
Honestly, I kinda expected it to hold against Sekirei sure, but something of a Servant? I did look at Sigurd who burst out of there to help back Hundred Faces, I on the other hand just held my rifle firm and did not give any open place for them to shoot at. Cu was leaping from buildings to hunt the railgun mech as it outsped him somehow. Again, I expected something like that but there is a clear discrepancy between Sekirei and Servants but I digress.
What surprised me yet again was the bloody fact that Karasuba somehow broke all the Rune wards and slice the GODDAMN house in half. HOLY SHIT did I swear as loud as I did seeing her freakish strength, shit she came straight for me while the other two went for Akitsu
Sigurd handled the mechs and tried coming back to me but Karasuba was way faster as she tackled me into the building behind us. Later, I heard from the Saber that when she did they sent more mechs and men to distract him and the others which was why I didn't get any backup till then, though to be honest maybe I should've retreated back to Chaldea in the first place because that would be preferable to what happened next.
Long story short, she kicked my ass despite my upgrades and Akitsu who busted in and the two of us tag team her. She was both wild yet firm, fighting us with her freakish strength and skilled swordsmanship that put us on the back foot quite a lot.
Sadly, the only reason we even managed to survive was giving her so much of a fight that she started actually visibly reacting through her Sekirei instincts.
And I am the only person in that building.
Suffice to say by the end of it she straddles my waist, fingers intertwined with mine, the sadistic gleam in her eyes as she stares at my battered form, her lips crashing into mine as she rapes my mouth with her tongue, jet black raven wings bursting from her back as she took her sweet time trying to taste every inch of my mouth.
Akitsu wasn't pleased but to be fair I wasn't expecting it for a single second, after that I did the one thing a person like me would do
I yeeted her ass into a portal to get jailed by Chaldea while I lay on my back groaning in pain.
Seeing the destruction we decided to once again move to a new location, and thus seeing how close we were to the Number 1 Sekirei's house we decided to holed up there. We threw in all the mechs and gear from the soldiers that attacked us to appease Da Vinci after I sent the bloodthirsty bitch at her, she wasn't completely happy but getting the data from my fight and the new tech would probably ease her scientific mind a little
From what Hundred Face told me the other two disciplinary squad members just barely escape with one of them shadowing the two all the way. I nodded, not minding it since we needed a bit more intel first before trying to strike at MBI as we made our way to a very 'special' boarding home, home to arguably the strongest woman in this world, and one that would be our temporary shield from MBI for now, especially since I recall she has a certain hacker that stole a very unique object that could help us
02/10
Well, honestly, Miya wasn't fully amused about the racket we made but she didn't seem to be put out by it, then again it was against MBI so she may have a slight biased there, she was a bit pissed knowing I was Karasuba's Ashikabi but seeing that she wasn't with me she somewhat relented, though she did give Akitsu a frown seeing what MBI did to her.
After that Akitsu and I got recalled back to Chaldea by a very unhappy Rider Da Vinci to deal with our new 'guest'. The one she sent to replace me was none other than Kirschtaria Wodime himself, which I'll admit was a bit of a surprise since I heard that most of the Lostbelts Masters aside from Yu who was living here and whatever the long-dead crazy murderer Yandere's name was were sent back to their family homes prior to my arrival to Chaldea.
Seems like they were sent in just yesterday by the Clocktower as 'punishment' I guess, to be honest, I didn't get the whole thing but I did groan hearing that he and the other Crypters were just the forward squad while later on in the week Chaldea would get a small batch of second wave staff for Chaldea.
Thankfully it was only about 15 give or take and while I wasn't sure about the Crypters I would rather take them over the new idiots coming in as soon as I headed for the jail cells.
Karasuba was a pain I can admit that much and seeing her bloodthirsty smile as she got held down by Heracles was a little unnerving. Still, I managed a decent calm seat down with her as I had to take her and Akitsu to Caster Da Vinci and Nightingale to get checked out. Not surprisingly the Sekirei Crests had some form of tracking in them and observing the Crest made Da Vinci intrigued she knew I had some unfinished business on hand as she and Nightingale gave them a good check-up before calling Medea and Skaði to help deal with some of the hidden stuff in the Crest.
After that Da Vinci happily told me they managed to wrangle out where the island's location was which was good news, sadly it seemed that even with its anonymity Minaka decided to put a good decent force of drones and robots there to deter anyone from entering anywhere close to the place
Though seeing the glint in her eyes I knew where this was going and suffice to say I had a matching grin as well she called up Hakunon and BB to get ready to raid the island
03/10
Have to say, I love it when a plan comes together
First off I gave an outline of a plan for Wodime in Teito to have him use Hundred Faces to take out the guy in the east and the brat in the west, honestly, he was more of a distraction with Kadoc to wreak havoc there while I, Da Vinci, Hakuno and BB go raid the island with Karasuba and Akitsu following with us.
Sure as it were it might be a little annoying to get through the defenses there for any normal human force, but sadly for Minaka unlike him, we have actual spaceships that can do precise bombardments to take out anything around the Sekirei spaceship. Anything else was up to our ground units as I sent in four AT-ATS with six Defense Trooper Squads, 4 Companies of AAC-3 Hovertanks, and had K-Wings do flybys to retake the island.
We did all of that in less than an hour and when Hakunon and BB hacked the whole thing it was a purely sweet victory as we all took a group picture to send to the poor idiot in MBI, along with a very 'special' package made by the two Moon Cancers for any remaining computers still standing.
All in all, it was a good day, especially when we heard back from Wodime that he took out the Ashikabi in the east and had the Hundred Faces take away all the deactivated Sekirei in his retinue while the brat in the west bend the knee once he forced the kid to realize just how outgunned he was.
Though I think the guy got a bit of a soft spot seeing a dumb brat with no supervision having yet to learn the harshness of reality
Kodoc was probably what surprised me the most, I mean sure I somewhat know that there is a chance to get Sekirei but I wasn't expecting the guy to get one after his part of the mission. While he was on his date with Anastasia, a Sekirei reacted to him as he and Anastasia were just playing around at a nearby fair, claiming about not needing Ashikabi and so forth as she launched a surprise attack at the two, suffice to say water and ice mix way too well as the Sekirei got owned by the Russian aristocrat before getting taken down by Sigurd nearby.
What was hilarious was the Sekirei getting some stupid adrenaline power up and blasted Siguard away temporarily before charging towards Kadoc, only to slip on the icy floor and slam onto the poor guy and kiss him accidentally
It was a bit mean to laugh at the guy when I heard it but even Anastasia could admit the hilarity of the one-in-a-thousand chance happening to him of all people
I did have to deal with a bedridden and pouting Gudako who was whining about not being able to get new sexy waifus to her harem while Ritsuka just sighed and shook his head next to her
04/10
MBI was now under new management, honestly, it was close to anticlimactic which I kinda low key hated, I mean for a supposed 'smartest' man in the world he sure doesn't have a lot of backups or surprises. Hell, the men had practically surrendered when we asked, though I think that was more us coming in with three Imperial II Star Destroyers hovering ominously over the city.
Takami couldn't do much when I waltzed in with Karasuba, Akitsu, Wodime, and five squads of troopers into the man's office. Barely even gave him time to rant before putting a High EX round into his head and to be even more sure I waited for a few seconds before having BB and Hakunon come in and completely wipe him out and raid his computers for anything we might have missed.
Found a whole treasure trove of data and tech that wasn't on the main servers and all of them I recognize in some way or form. This made the whole thing odd until they found out why, see for some insane reason the now dead dumbass by sheer dumb luck got smacked in the head by a Holy Grail, our kind of Holy Grail and once he figured out what it could do he purposely wished for all whatever tech from the games and/or anime/movies he's seen or played, which while limited due to its currently diminishing powers, no doubt helped in how MBI was built.
And the worst part of it all? Despite having a LITERAL wish-granting device that fell from the sky he only uses it to grab sci-fi tech stuff and not even get one lick of magic. Why? Because from his notes that such fairy tails are for the barbaric fools that have yet to be enlightened by his glorious majestic mind
…yeah I did kinda threw up in my mouth a little and that was me summarizing it
Christ I needed a drink and Wodime agreed as we finished up the siege of MBI we later agreed to meet up in Wodime's new 'office' to get shit-face drunk while getting to know one another, no doubt the guy was curious about how a janitor like me got into this position
I did chuckle as I said to him it was a long story
05/10
I am so quitting drinking from now on
Only because I don't want to keep ending up this way as I am sleeping on a penthouse bed which was lowered somehow, sleeping on both sides of me were Akitsu and Karasuba, and somehow on my chest was yet ANOTHER Sekirei I have no doubt wing as Kazehana, the Number 3 snoring cutely on my chest buck naked.
Is this my life now?