The clock rang in Jade's room.
"Looks like it's that time of week again: Bath Time!" Jade announced.
Scruffy's eyes shrank.
"Come on, let's go get the water started." Jade said as she led the way but Scruffy didn't follow. Jade walked back to him.
"You're going to have to get in that tub, Scruffy." She pointed out, but Scruffy still remained where he was.
"Now Scruffy, we can do this the hard or the easy way...Or the medium way, or the semi easy medium hard way, or the sortta hard with a touch of awkward easy difficult challenging way." Scruffy still didn't move.
"So that's how you want to play it, Huh?"
Jade bought a new pet toy. She took it out of the box.
"Scruffy! check out this new toy! Fetch!" She threw the ball to the tub and Scruffy chased after it. Unexpectedly, the ball whirled back to the direct of Jade, and Scruffy caught it. "Huh?" Jade confused by the outcome looked at the box.
"New Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works!"
Jade groaned and threw the box over her shoulder, but not long the box flew back and hit Jade in the back of the head.
Jade jumped by Scruffy
"Hey Scruff, how bout some leap frog?" Jade leaped off Scruffy's back.
"O.K., your turn." As soon as Scruffy on Jade's back she launched him off. How she missed badly as Scruffy hit the wall next to the door on his back.
Later, Scruffy was in bandages and holding a cane. "Hey Scruff, how bout some leap frog?" Jade asked as she walked to him. Scruffy responded with a whack in Jade's groin with his cane.
Jade came by with a bomb strapped to her waist.
"SCRUFFY THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH! Please?"
The bomb goes off, blowing up Jade.
Jade was holding a dollar bill
"I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this base!"
Valmont zoomed in inside a bathtub, took the dollar and left.
Jaede then dialed a number on her cell phone.
"Hello Fancy Vietnamese restaurant? I have a naughty dog here who won't take a bath." But Jade couldn't quite understand the person on the other end.
"What? Could you say that again? Slow down it's like you're speaking some other language." Jade hung up with no progress.
Jade tried hypnosis next.
"I will now assault your mind with subliminal messages!"
There was a vision of a pet bathtub, a bar of soap, a shower and a boy wearing an inappropiate bikini. Jade left in shock. "Sorry you had to see that."
Next Jade did some dance moves. She tried to have Scruffy dance too, but no go.
"That didn't work either huh?"
"Scurffy! Scruffy! look what i found," Jade came to Scruffy dressed as a pirate. "It's an old pirate map reveling the location of buried treasure in this very base! Jade showed scruffy a map that she made with bathroom crossed out. Come on boy, let's go get that treasure!" She and Scruffy followed suit. "O.K., Scruffy 40 paces left." So Scruffy followed Jade "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10" Later "24...25...26...27..." Turns out Jade and Scruffy came to location earlier. "40! The treasure must be behind this door!" Jade said. She opened the door revealing a bathtub painted to look like a treasure chest. "Look Scruffy! A treasure chest!"
"Arf"
"Why no Scruffy, this isn't the bathtub." Jade objected before she kicks a paint bucket out of the way. "It's treasure! look, doubloons!" Jade pulled out two bars of soap. "Don't drop them" She then pulled out a rubber duck. "Look at this brooch!" Scruffy however wasn't buying it. "Arf!"
"I don't know what a dog would want with a brooch!" Jade cried as she took of the pirate costume. "Now why don't you get in the tub?" Jade yell as she threw Scruffy. However Scruffy was on the side of her head. "Get in the tub!" She threw him again but Scruffy moved to the back of Jade's head. "Get in the tub!" Scruffy moved to Jades's face. "Get in the tub!" Jade moved to Jade's belly. "In the tub!" Scruffy moved to the top of Jade's head. "In the tub!" Scruffy was floating midair before teleporting back to the floor. At this point, Jade has had enough.
"Now Scruffy are you going to get in this tub," she said as she was pulling Scruffy off the floor "or am I gonna have-" Before she knew it she launched herself on the ceiling with Scruffy levitating with the Rooster Talisman.
The Dog had a mischief face before letting go of Jade. Jade fell int the tub below with a splash. She emerged from the water now more determined to give Scruffy a bath.
"Alright Scruffy, you have dodandorfed me for the last time!"
Jade went to the Vault to the demon Chi containment unit, she grabbed the Chi o matic and sucked the water demon Chi. "So if I can't bring you to the bath, I'll just bring the bath to you!" Jade absorbed the demon Chi turning her into a water demon.
Scruffy was reading a book when he heard Jade's voice "Oh Scruffy." The noble dog looked at Jade. She was blue and looked like a mermaid.
"Bath delivery!" She said Scruffy looked at her in terror. Jade blasted water. Scruffy dodged it causing the chair to get wet. "Come back here Scruffy, I have something to chair with you." The young Marshal artist blasted more water across Section 13. Scruffy ran past a pile of dirty dishes before Jade blasted them. Making them clean. "Dish is more like it!" Jade blasted more water across section 13. The noble dog got out the phone booth as Jade followed suit. "Water you waiting for?"
Just then there was a barking sound rom on top a building. "Ah ha! Used a fire escape, did you?" Jade climbed up the fire escape corning Scruffy. "I got you now!" Jade blasted Scruffy with water. Little did she know it was a decoy with a tape recorder. "Scruffy?" Jade absorbed the demon Chi with the chi o matic and ran to the decoy.
"Oh Scruffy you were so young why did you have to-"
"Arf!" Scruffy Jade went from sad to angry. Scruffy you little. look here young man i ought make you..." Jade then noticed something about Scruffy. "Scruffy what are you doing?" she then noticed he was headed to a mud puddle.
"Scruffy, do not go near that mud puddle do you hear me! I'm giving you 3 second to get away from that mud puddle. 1..." Scruffy came closer to the mud puddle. "...2..." Scruffy came closer to the mud puddle. "...2 1/2..." Scruffy lift a paw. "Don't make me count to 3..." Scruffy lowered his paw. Tricking Jade into thinking he touched th puddle. "Scruffy! Scru-" Jade suddenly lost her balance and fell down into the mud puddle. She was all covered in mud. "I'm a dirty girl..."
Later, that day Jade was in the pet tub while Scruffy was looking at her. "Arf!" "Yeah, yeah Scruffy, I'm getting behind my ears." Jade did so as Scruffy smiled.
