Things Your Disney Tutor Doesn't Teach You

By Tinytoad

It is straight after filming So The Drama and having kissed Kim and Ron are now girlfriend and boyfriend. However the endless grind of filming continues for Kim and Ron, it is straight onto the next episode.
Today Ron has not followed the script and Kim, captured in Doctor Drakken's Lair in a mediaeval castle, has been taken down to the castle's dungeon and has been locked in a wooden pillory. Bent over neck and wrists securely held in place.
Ron was supposed to rescue Kim straight away. Instead he has spent the last three hours watching Shego dealing with her prisoner.
Finally he slips out of the dungeon shadows holding a heavy length of wood, silently creeping up behind Shego he swings "whack!" and Shego falls down knocked unconscious.
"I'm thinking you going to be pretty mad" said Ron to Kim "but hear me out"
Certainly Kim looked pretty mad, with Shego left to her own devices for three long hours, Kim had been transformed from teenaged crime fighting heroine into Shego's sex slave bondage pet.
"You know that we're boyfriend and girlfriend now" Ron continued
Through the rubber ball in Kim's mouth strapped in place as a gag Kim made noises like she was reconsidering that.
"And off screen we have Disney Tutors" Ron pressed on "and since Disney sex education is 'wait for true love's kiss, get married and a stork will deliver you some babies' and well we really haven't known what to do as boyfriend and girlfriend"
All this was true but she still glared at him.
"Well that lesbian vibe I picked up on between you and Shego certainly seems to be a real thing" said Ron "And you did seem to like everything Shego did to you with the strap on and all her 'toys'. After all she only gagged you to quieten down your, what did Shego call them? Orgasms"
When Ron put it like that it didn't seem to have been so bad to Kim.
"I don't think Shego missed anything out, those three hours were a complete course in sex education, now I'm going to take out that gag. Maybe then we can continue in our relationship in a more fulfilled way rather than as a clueless Disney couple not understanding each other's bodies"
Pop! the rubber ball was pulled out of Kim's mouth.
"I'll let you out of this thing" Ron said unlocking the pillory " you must be worn out"
Kim was still quite mad after all something really needed to be discussed rather forcefully with Shego.
"But are we all good as a couple?" Ron asked Kim
"We're good" Kim said, they really hadn't known what to do as a couple.
When Shego came too she found herself locked in the pillory, bent over and her clothes pulled down so her buttocks were bare.
"I got something to discuss with you, it was so the drama" Kim said, flexing a heavy spanking paddle they had found in the dungeon.
"But Princess you enjoyed it" sneered Shego
After a very heavy bottom spanking
"Ouch, my bottom hurts so much" complained Shego "please stop, I'll ask for consent before I perform sex on someone next time"
Finally the day came when all the filming was complete on the Kim Possible show and Kim and Ron sat in front of a Disney HR woman as they discussed their retirement plan.
"Disney looks after it's ex-child actors" the HR woman told them "you will be given a house and a pension, and after you are married storks will deliver your babies."
"No we won't need any storks" Kim said holding Ron's hand "we know what we're doing"
The Disney HR woman was horrified "You haven't somehow learnt about penetrative sex have you? that is not allowed even for grown-up and married Disney child actors. It's expressly forbidden in the contract your parents signed when they handed you over to Disney as babies. It's just kissing and babies delivered by storks for you"
She pressed the alarm button under her desk. This was a matter that would have to be dealt with...
The next day after the moving van had gone Kim and Ron were left alone in their Disney retirement home. At once they pulled down their pants revealing the stainless steel chastity belts they had both been locked in.
"My penis is held in a tiny tube between my legs" Ron moaned
"Mine holds two plugs inside me" Kim complained
Welded closed their belts could never be removed, Disney clearly intended them to have to wear them for the rest of their lives. Enforcing their kissing only rule.
"Look what I smuggled off the set" Kim said with an impish smile
She held up her lipstick laser.

(Some years later)

Ron holds Kim's hand as the midwife moves the ultrasound scanner over Kim's belly

"Can you see Mrs Stoppable " the midwife says "there's the heartbeat of your baby"

Ron squeezes Kim's hand. The miracle of new life.

Storks not required.

The End

Note:- it occurs to me that I aways write Disney as a evil corporation
I do like pretty much everything they do.
Please don't sue me.