A/N: Will try my best to update this drabble collection daily or so. All the drabbles (that I have so far) have already been written it's just a matter of editing, sometimes expanding and then posting online ugh.

I'm craving for some katsu curry chicken burgers right now you don't understand.

Without further ado, enjoy!

"I can feel her on my skin

I can taste her on my tongue

She's the sweetest taste of sin

The more I got the more I want

She wants to own me"

Closer - Ne-Yo

Pairing - Adrinette

Prompt - 'Simp'

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"You call this food!? The soup is colder than my fridge and looks disgustingly sloppy! And the bread is soggy as hell— look! Half of it has already broken off and turned into sludge in this so-called soup! Can you and the chefs stop being so useless for once!? No wonder you're all stuck working shitty jobs!" The red-faced customer sneered, towering over the poor waiter who hugged the metal tray against his chest and was close to bursting out to tears. He looked no older than fifteen whilst the customer seemed to be no younger than forty-nine.

"I-I-I-I'm so sorry, Monsieur! But according to our shop's protocols, we're not allowed to serve the food any hotter than that for customer safety and to avoid any burns! And your bread ended up soggy because you put the sandwich in the soup and went on your phone for a while before tucking into your food—"

"Are you arguing back with me? Don't you know your place, you useless worker!? The customer is always right, you rude, little shit! I demand a refund—"

Before anyone could even blink, a petite but insanely strong hand clasped itself on the customer's shoulder, sending an icy bucket of water over his head and the man found himself sinking to one knee before freezing on the spot.

He then turned around and found himself face-to-face with the most angriest, dangerous-looking blue eyes he had ever seen in his entire lifetime, belonging to a Eurasian little girl.

It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

"Would you mind repeating what you had just said about the nice waiter?" Her tone was like a blistering storm, like thunder despite it being so calm and steady. Her grip on his shoulder tightened and the man found himself buckling to both of his knees, now having to peer up at the scary little girl much to his absolute horror.

"I-I-It isn't my fault! The food is cold and the customer is always right! U-U-Unhand me you freak! I swear I will file a complaint to whatever school you're from and get you expelled!"

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It was then, he practically threw himself in the deep ends.

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Meanwhile, whilst Marinette relentlessly (threatened) chewed out the former angry customer to the point where he tearfully apologised to all the minimum-wage working people he's wronged (begging in a foetal position on the dirty floor with his hands clasped above him in a pleading gesture), Alya, Nino and Adrien observed the chaotic scene from the table nearby.

The bespectacled couple watched in awe, the journalist with her phone out and recording everything so that she could brag about how fucking badass her best friend is whilst the boy tried to hide under his cap like a turtle, quite frightened by the petité girl's courage. Nino has been on the receiving end of Marinette's ire a few times before for smaller things and he did not appreciate having to relive those petrifying memories. Even if she was just five years old back in those days.

"M-m-mec! It was an accident! I swear!"

"You killed him…"

"I didn't mean to!"

"You killed Monsieur. Jacques!"

"He's only an ant!"

"GRAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"HELP!"

Oh, she was one terrifying five-year-old.

Adrien on the other hand...

"Oh wow~! She's so brave, so courageous, so heroic~!" He had his hands on his rosy cheeks, elbows on the table and literal hearts glittering in his eyes as he kicked his legs back and forth like a lovesick little girl on his seat. "Oh, Marinette~ ma Marinette~ Mari, Mari, Mari, marry meeeeeee~~~~!"

He was completely blind to the bewildered look his best friend threw at him and the way Alya zoomed in on Adrien's face, capturing every single word he said on camera.

"That annoying customer is so lucky he's getting yelled at by Marinette. He should be honoured. He should be bowing down to her and devote the rest of his life towards her. Oh, Marinette~" The best way one could describe Nino's face towards Adrien's rambling was this image:

(insert Jerry's meme face)

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A/N: You know the drill! Give me your comments!

Or else I'll replace your milk with liquid fake American cheese.