A/N: Disclaimer. This was written LOOOOOOONG before episode Derision, season five, aired lol. I think I wrote this drabble in 2022 maybe.

Without further ado, enjoy!

"Like walking on the weightless moon

Let's sing our limited life together, just the two of us"

CRAZY BEAUTIFUL NIGHT - MY FIRST STORY

Pairing - Adrinette

Prompt - 'Green with envy'

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Adrien didn't know how to actually describe what he was feeling right now right this second but he was fully aware of the fact that he was more than very, very happy to kick Kim's ass all the way to New Zealand. No, actually, all the way to the moon.

Oh yes, definitely.

That little shit deserved one big fat kick up the arse right now.

After all, how dare Kim wrap those sweaty biceps of his around Marinette's shoulders so snugly and look so damn happy in her arms as she carried him bridal style, ready to take him to the nurse's office after he twisted his ankle? That's right. Just an itty bitty twist. A teeny weeny sprain. And he had to be a dramatic little princess, claiming that he couldn't walk when he could hobble just fine to the office with some support.

Oh, that boy better take his stinking arms off her right now and stop wiggling his ass like that in her hold or else the cat within Adrien is going to take charge and FIGHT TO THE DEATH—

"Mec...you're hopeless," A very amused Nino chuckled by his side, fully aware of what was going on through the seething blond's head, evident in the way his emerald greens pierced through their nervous-looking athletic friend in Marinette's arms. Kim was very much aware that Adrien wasn't very happy with the situation (hell, everyone in the world barring Marinette herself would be able to tell just by one glance at the feline in disguise and even shake their heads).

However, since Kim was Kim, he decided to fan the fire within the bristling blond and cuddled up even more into their tiny friend's body in an exaggerated manner just to see his reaction.

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The table that Adrien had his hands on now suddenly has claw marks embedded into the surface.

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"And what do you think you're doing young man—" Monsieur. D'Argencourt immediately clacked his teeth shut when Adrien turned to face him with literal hellfire burning in his green, green eyes. Claw marks were visible on the wall that Adrien was pressed against, spying on a group of students a couple of feet ahead of them and for a second there, the fencing instructor could have sworn that his heart was paralysed in pure, unadulterated fear.

"That girl has romantic intentions towards my Marinette, doesn't she?" The boy spoke calmly, pointing at the upperclassman who was blushing and giggling at something the designer said. Though, Marinette herself seemed very much oblivious to her peer's deeper feelings and continued to converse like normal with the other people in the crowd chiming in from time to time.

D'Argencourt silently gulped as he flickered his eyes towards the jolly students and then back to Adrien, meeting his stone, cold stare.

One wrong move, one wrong word and the man would probably get sliced to shreds by his pupil's sabre.

"I-I doubt M-Mademoiselle. Dupain-Cheng will be whisked away so easily if that's what you're worried about, boy." Cold sweat was running down his face as Adrien continued to watch him with green flames. "Besides…erm…I-I assumed the two of you are an item. Considering how happy you both look when you're with each other…right?"

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"You really think she's happy when she's with me?" In a complete one-eighty, the murderous-looking boy was instantaneously replaced with a smitten kitten and he was all hearts and pink bubbles and glitter. D'Argencourt didn't want to push his luck by questioning the extreme change in behaviour so all he did was nod, lips closed tight into an awkward thin line. "This is great! I'm going to go and say hello to her~"

The teacher almost felt sorry for the upperclassman because when Adrien pounced Marinette in a surprise hug from behind and the latter turned into a giggling, blushing mess, the former looked like her entire world was shattered and heartbreak was as clear as day on her face. Well, as horrible as it sounds, it's not like she had a chance anyway with how crazily obsessed the duo were with each other.

He also refused to take any responsibility whatsoever for being partially the cause of the upperclassman's akumatisation that took place fifteen minutes later after her heart was practically ripped to shreds (and especially because Adrien plastering a big fat kiss on Marinette's cheek was NOT D'Argencourt's fault— that was all the boy's doing!)

Teenagers!

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The word 'bewilderment' didn't even scratch the surface of what Alya was feeling right now right this second and she desperately wished that she had a spray bottle of water in her hands because her silly little blond friend was being a complete fucking brat and he deserved to be treated like the bratty kitten he is.

"I'm her BEST FRIEND."

"Well, I'm her BOYFRIEND."

"I don't care. I nabbed the 'cuddling next to her in bed during sleepover' privileges LOOOOOONG ago."

"Too bad! Those privileges belong to me now!"

"I will literally fight you to the death, Sunshine."

"Bring it on, Ladyblogger."

With a deep, exhausted sigh, Nino watched the two's bickering evolve into semi-wrestling, their hands interlocked and trying to overpower the other with clenched teeth. It was like watching a cat and a fox engage in a stupid fight for something even more stupid and he was in no rush to break them apart.

He was laid on his stomach on the chaise in Marinette's room whilst the girl herself was already in dreamland, her head using his back as a pillow and her body curled up into a little ball. Nino envied her.

"OooOOh! Getting you two together was a mistake! Yield already you stubborn twink! You will never win against me!"

"Hah!? What are you talking about? I managed to win Marinette's heart with my hard work and wooing skills alone! And I'm not a twink; I have developing muscles!"

"Throwing a tantrum and scaring away other people when they do as much as look at her is a strange way of wooing if you ask me! And what muscles? You're a stick!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-uh!"

Without thinking twice, Nino got his phone out to record his beloved idiots on Snapchat so that he could show it to Marinette later and they could all have a laugh. The new 'Miraculous' filter switched on automatically and suddenly, a black mask along with kitten ears was on Adrien's head on the screen.

Nino's eyes bulged out of his sockets.

Then, for some reason (as if his body was on autopilot), he switched the camera so that the screen was on selfie mode and focused on Marinette's snoozing face. A red and black polka-dotted mask immediately displayed itself on her.

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"Nah. I'm just overthinking it. No way my best friends would be the Ladybug and Chat Noir, hahaha…" He snickered to himself and then continued to record Alya and Adrien with the filter off.

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A/N: Nothing to say other than comment or else Adrien doesn't get his cuddles with the love of his life~!

BYE!