Lucy was in her room when the Princess of Greed kicked the door open.
"I'm here!" Junior said.
"And you're too damn loud!" Lucy said as she rushed to cover Junior's mouth. "Seriously, not every entrance is a pageant."
Junior knocked Lucy's hand away.
"Clearly, you haven't heard of a grand entrance." She said, "I am an entertainer."
"No, you're a walking cartoon character." Lucy said.
"Just because I can break the fourth wall, pull an anvil out of my pocket, and be crushed like a pancake does not make me a walking cartoon character!" Junior said.
To prove/disprove her point, Junior turned to the readers.
"Right? Go on, tell her!" She said, pointing to Lucy.
'It's like living with rubber house Deadpool…' Lucy thought blankly.
To prove HER point, Lucy reached into Junior's pocket and pulled out an anvil... and proceeded to drop it onto Junior.
"Okay, now can we focus on why I called you here?" Lucy asked the living pancake.
Mammona glared at Lucy as she moved from under the anvil and stuck her thumb in her mouth, blowing air and inflating herself like a balloon into her normal shape.
"Fine." Junior said, putting to hands on her hips while the other two arms wrre crossed. "You said your mom was kidnapped."
"By my long vacant grandmother, Lilith. Yes." Lucy said with a nod.
"That too, and you want to figure out where she took aunt Charlie and find her." Junior continued.
"Isn't she technically your cousin?" Lucy asked.
"She prefers it when I call her aunt Charlie." Junior said, "Said it feels weird to have a 14 year old cousin and being almost 250."
"Makes sense. Now where are these guns you said you'd buy?" Lucy asked.
"Right here. In my hammer-space." Mammona said, patting her pocket.
"Great... I swear if you pull out a water gun-" Luz said as she reached in and pulled out a water gun.
Lucy looked ready to kill her for this.
"Hey, don't worry, it's filled with acid." Junior said.
"It better be." Lucy said through clenched teeth, "Because if it's just a normal water gun... I am going to crush you and use you as my new seat cushion."
"Fine, fine, I have better guns in her somewhere." Junior said.
She reached into her pocket and pulls out various items from her pocket after every other gun.
A life vest, a pistol, an anchor, a tire, two machine guns, a sniper rifle, cool shoes, etc.
"You can stop now." Lucy said blankly befofe looking over the items. "I don't understand how you even stand up."
"I have strong bones." Junior said.
"You don't have bones!" Lucy said.
"Not true... teeth are bones." Junior said, pointing to her teeth.
"And those are the only bones you... I love you, but you really know how to push my buttons." Lucy said with a deep breath.
"I'm just being the youngest." Junior said, "Now take your pick."
Lucy growled as she reached out to Mammona, clenching the air before grabbing and hugging her.
"No matter how hard I try, I could never kill you." Lucy said.
"Yeah, I'd haunt your ass if you did." Junior said.
"Ghosts aren't real." Lucy said.
"Don't care, I'd find a way." Mammona said.
Rolling her eyes, Lucy pulled away and brought Junior to her bed and pulled out a hidden paper from her mattress.
"What's this?" Junior asked.
"A rough draft of my plan so far." Lucy said, unrolling it on her bed.
Junior looked at it and was a bit confused.
"Well... you need to find out where she is first, that seems like a crucial step." Junior said.
"That's where my phone comes in. Mom always said I should have the tracking app on in case of emergencies. Kind of stupid but I'm glad I listened since I can track hers too." Lucy explained, pulling out her phone.
"Really? No magic?" Junior asked, feeling a bit disappointed. "That's so…human. Lame."
"Sorry we can't always have something fantasy like." Lucy said, rolling her eyes.
"I can." Mammona countered.
"Well, not everyone is a clown princess like you." Lucy said, opening the tracking function in her phone but was left dumbfounded. "… This doesn't make any sense. It says mom and her phone aren't anywhere in hell."
"She's not?" Mammona said in surprise, looking over Lucy's shoulder.
"No, mom isn't. And that means Lilith took her to another realm!" Lucy said in surprise.
"So... we have no idea where she is, and no way to get to her either." Mammona said, facepalming as she stretched her face before springing it back to normal. "... Well shit... am I getting paid for this?"
Lucy picked the anvil back up.
"I swear to great grandpa, I will crush you again." Lucy warned with a glare.
"Please don't." Junior said quickly with all hands up.
"Then swear not to ask about being paid again. I'm your family, you don't ask to be paid to family." Lucy said blankly.
"Okay, okay. I promise." Junior said, slowly taking the anvil from Lucy and putting it back in her pocket/hammer-space.
"Why do you even carry an anvil around anyway?!" Lucy asked.
"You never know when you need an anvil." Junior said as she put the rest of the stuff back in her hammer-space.
Lucy was tempted to shoot Mammona with the acid squirt gun until a knocking came from her door.
"Who is it?" Lucy asked, scrambling to hide her plan and rethink it later.
"Your mother." Vaggie said.
"Uh... one second." Lucy said, looking for a place to hide Junior since... Vaggie didn't know she was here.
A few minutes later, Vaggie opened the door and saw Lucy sitting on her bed, holding a pillow close.
"Just checking to see how you're feeling, champ." Vaggie said.
"Fine. Still worried about mom and wishing I could do something, but fine." Lucy said as Vaggie walked to the bed and sat in front of her.
"I know you want to help, but this is too dangerous for you to get involved. Lilith was the first queen of f Hell for a reason and that's why you need to let the adults handle this." Vaggie said.
"I'm almost 21, mom. I am an adult." Lucy said with a small glare.
"Not until you reach 50 you're not." Vaggie argued.
"... I can't just sit by and do nothing." Lucy said, hugging the pillow tightly.
"I know... but I don't want to lose you as well." Vaggie said, taking the pillow from Lucy before she squeezed the feathers out of it, "Can you promise me that you won't do something dangerous and crazy?"
Lucy looked down.
"... Okay." Lucy said.
"Good." Vaggie said as she kissed Lucy's forehead and putting the pillow down, "We may need to get you a new pillow, this feels lumpy."
The pillow twitched in offense. Vaggie left and closed the door, when Lucy pulled the pillow case off Junior, who Lucy molded into the shape of a pillow to hide her.
"LUMPY!? ME?! I WOULD MAKE A GREAT PILLOW!" Mammona shouted, pissed off.
"Calm down or you're going back in the case." Lucy said, "Make yourself back to normal, we have a plan to work on."
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Charlie woke up and looked around with blurry vision. Her vision began to clear and she saw that she was in a cell. She got up and tried to run to the door, only to stop when she reached the end of the chain attaching her to the wall by the collar around her neck. Charlie tried to pull the chain, but any strength she had seemed to be gone.
"I wouldn't recommend that." A voice said.
Charlie turned and growled, seeing Lilith standing outside of the cell.
"Oh don't give me that look." Lilith said, shaking her head. "I was hoping to keep you out of this, but you picked your side."
Lilith opened the cell door and walked in, grabbing the chain.
"And fair warning, if this chain so much as gets a scratch." Lilith said as she extends her finger nail and scratched the chain.
Suddenly, Charlie fell to her knees in excruciating pain hiting her from inside and outside of her body!
"Ahhh! AHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed in agony.
Lilith repaired the chain, making the pain for Charlie to stop as she collapsed on the ground, unable to get up.
"These are made from the same chain that held my friend in prison." Lilith said, placing the chain back on the ground. "But on a MUCH, much smaller scale."
"Grrrrr." Charlie began to feel anger as her horns began to come out, until the chain zapped her and made them retreat back into her head. "Ugh!"
Seeing her daughted in pain, Lilith kneeled down to Charlie and gently caresses her head.
"Shhhhh. It's okay. I know it hurts, sweetie, but don't worry. When all this is over, you'll be back with Vaggie and Lucy." Lilith said, before pulling away and standing back up. "For now, just rest."
BAM!
With a swift curb stomp to the head, Charlie was knocked back out.
'Sweet dreams.' Lilith thought, quickly kissing Charlie's forehead before she left the cell and locked it.
"Oh Alastor.~" Lilith said as she summoned a chain and pulled in Alastor. "Would you be a dead and keep an eye on Charlie for me? I have business to attend."
"Yes...ma'am." Alastor said with a small growl, hating this and Lilith.
"Excellent. Now Roo and I have a realm to destroy, so do a good job because if you don't..." Lilith said before she pulled the chain, causing Alastor great pain.
As well as reminding him of his place as her eyes turned black with mauve slits.
"Then I will rip your soul to pieces and erase the very memory of you." Lilith said before releasing the chain and leaving the room.