"SO, DERE'S DAT MELOM CITEH, YEH? IS FULA SPORES, WICH IZ LOIK GITS BUT SMALA SO'Z YEW KANT SEES 'EM. 'ERES ME IDEYA, WEZ KANT SEZ WAT WE SHOOTIN' MOST TIMEZ ANYWAYH, SO WE BUST IN DERE AN SHOOTS UP DA SPOT TIL ALL DA SMAL GITS IZ DED! OOZ WIT ME!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
High above the city of Malum, a horde of ramshackle space ships hurtle through the atmosphere, awash with laser and flak fire from the defenses of the stricken world, many fall, but enough pass through. They impact the outer shell of the city, and green organic fire spreads like the actual living plague that orkz are, expending trillions of rounds of ammunition in process.
"AHW YEH DA BOYZ IZ 'ERE!"
some time later...
"SHEWTIN' DA CITEH IZ GOIN'. NOT WEL BUTZ GOIN'. AN ALL DAH MEKS IZ GETTIN' BORED, SO WILEZ WE FIGHTIN' DESE NU SPOREY GITS, DEYS WEERD BY THA WAHY, AINT GUT NO MOUF TA PUNCH, JUS WEERD TENTYKULZ... TAZTE GUD AFTAH YAH BURN 'EM THO, KRUMCHEY. UH, YEH, DA MEKS, WEZ GOTS THEM WURKIN' ON SUM VEYHIKLZ. WARBUGGEEZ, WARRTRAKKZ, BOOMDAKKA SNAZZWAGUNZ, YEW NAME IT, CUZ WEZ RUN OWTA NAMES, BUT YEH, LATSA KAHZ THET GO. HHAEHAEHAH!"
"Z'ABIT 'ARD TA 'EAR 'EM BUHIND AL DA SHOOOTAHS, BUT THEY DOIN' SUM SANGIN' WILE DEY WURK, ZOUNDS A BIT GOOOFEY"
The hive city of Malum lights up like a sparkler, glowing shards of metal flying in every direction imaginable, and some that are quite hard to imagine, but all of this conflict is still somehow not satisfactory to the green psychopaths perpetrating it, and so a group of them depart, and speed across the deadly wastes in their salvaged vehicles.
"AITE, SO'Z THEM SPOREY GITZ, DA SMAL ONES AND DA BIGGA ONEZ, TERNS OWT DEY A BIT STRONGA THAN METHOGT. SO WE GONAH GO KRUMP SUM 'UMEEZ AN STEEL THEYAH DAKKA. DEN WE GO BAK AN FITE THA SPOREY GITS."
"FUH SUM REEZUN AL DAH ASH IN DA SKY IZ MAKIN' DA BOYZ AL FEZTIVE, AN WE BROGT SUM INSTU-... INSTRAM-... YANOW, DRUMMZ AN STUF. ANTE NUFFIN' LOIK ROKKIN' CROS DA SAND WIF BATTUL IN DA AIR AN BOOLETZ IN YA BELT!"
Despite the Orkz largely making a mere nuisance of themselves during the engagement, they did accomplish one thing. They proov'd thet Orkz 'ave DA BESTUST MEWZIK IN DA YEWNIVERSE! WAAAAAAAAAGH!
Sincerely, da Orkz.