To the biggest greenist boss Grazkul
Youz sent me to scout dat Flood git what is keepin all dem Hummies like pets to see what's what. So I'z writin to tells youz this warnin. Don't scrap with de Flood. Don't let the WAAAAGH scrap with de flood. Ifn Gork n Mork ask ya if dey should scrap with da Flood tellz em ta find a different scrap. Eere's why.
1) If it's one of dem worlds what where da Flood is keepin hoomies or knife ears as pets, there won't be any scrap at all, Dat Flood git will just wierd da whole WAAGH ta da nearest sun and yur krumpfed.
2) If it's one of the worlds what with all flood and no hummiez, they'll scrap with you for a while and it will be alright but then the Gitz will LET YOU WIN. They falls back even if dey knowz you knowz they'z not fraid of you. They just let da boyz krump demz while settin up battles to teach thingz. You getz nobs what know better than their boss, Boys what know better than their nobs and the whole WAGGH what starts askin questions.
3) If any Ork what is stupid enough to talk to da Flood, that's it. Flood says somethin and they get all thinky and can't hear the WAAAAGH no more. They start babblin like a Hummie or a Greyskin. Ya can Krump em but even da new Boyz what comes from their spores is still wrong.