A Total Drama Story, Hazbin Hotel Crossover Story

Demon's Daughter: Love Across the Divide

Chapter 13

Overture Pt. 3

~Hazbin Hotel/Normal POV~

With Charlie and Gwen away at the meeting, Vaggie gathered everyone to address the issue of the misleading commercial. However, it seemed that no one was really listening to her. "Alright, everyone, pay attention. Charlie and Gwen are handling some crucial matters. In their absence, we're tasked with creating a new commercial—one that truly reflects Charlie's vision and our mission here. First things first, we need a camera," she said, turning to Alastor expectantly. "Alastor?"

With a snap of his fingers, Alastor conjured up an old fashioned 1930s folding camera in Vaggie's hand.

"A video camera."

"Hmm."

Despite his distaste for modern technology, Alastor did what Vaggie requested. Snapping his fingers once again. This time, conjuring a more modern tech video camera.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Vaggie was pumped up now.

After a few minutes, Vaggie had the camera on Husk and Angel at the bar. Both men had a script in their hands, curtesy of Vaggie. Husk was behind the bar, and Angel sat behind the counter.

"And... Action!"

Husk looked at the script, bringing it closer to his face as he read. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"

"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place... on the path to redemption!"

Husk groans with displeasure, rolling his eyes before reading the script again. "Well, you've come-"

"Oh, yes! (moaning)"

"To the right place."

"Cut!" Vaggie wasn't going to continue filming with this scene unfolding before her eyes. "Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

"I am not no actor! I can't memorize this shit" Husk told off Vaggie in an angry voice.

"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Angel got up close to Husk's face. "Rrawwr." Giving off a seductive purr.

Annoyed with Angel's attempts, Husk shoved him off the counter. "Whoops." He then grabbed a bottle drinking from it.

"Husk, come on." Vaggie said.

~Back at the Embassy~

Charlie and Gwen were bored out of their minds as they listened to Adam exaggeratingly boost about himself and his sex life.

"So, I was playing' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was digging' on the drummer, and it was all like, "Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" He explained, pointing to his friend down the table. "All dicks descended from me. You think you want drummer dick?"

Lute gave a head shake.

"No way! I'm the dick-fuckin' master! (he eats his food sloppily like a pig) So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

Charlie quickly grasped the significance of Adam's words and came to an important realization.

"Wait, your name is Adam? The first man Adam, that means you... Oh..."

Gwen turned her head to look at Charlie. "What is it?"

"Gwen, meet Adam, the first man created by God to dwell in the Garden of Eden, the first to coexist with the first woman—who was, incidentally, our mother."

Upon hearing this, Gwen's eyes widened, her head jerked up, and she almost toppled backward in her chair, but she managed to catch herself just in time.

~Gwen's POV~

That was a narrow escape; I almost toppled backward in my chair upon hearing that news. It seemed unbelievable, yet the grave expression on Charlie's face suggested otherwise. She informed me that the loud, irritating, repulsive, stubborn angel was none other than Adam. This was the same Adam who, according to legend, was the first man on Earth alongside Lilith, my mother. Suddenly, it all clicked – this was precisely the tale Charlie had recounted to me.

Lilith was Adam's first wife before she met my father. Reflecting on the narrative, all the pieces were starting to fall into place. The Adam that stood before us now, or at least in hologram form was the very Adam who mom refused to submit to. Not that I blame her for running away from this prick. How he got into Heaven is beyond me.

"That explains a lot." I said in a low voice to Charlie who nodded in agreement.

"I know, I fucking rock. (held up a rock pose)"

Charlie's expression made it clear she was attempting to dismiss the awkwardness emanating from Adam. Although easier said than done, Charlie was not known to surrender without a fight. The primary purpose of attending this meeting was to engage in discussions regarding the hotel and the redemption of demons.

"Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."

"Why should you maintain formality with someone like him, Charlie?" I pondered silently while listening.

"Call me, Dickmaster."

"How about I call you dead meat if you don't shut up."

"Adam." Charlie ignored Adam's request. "You seem like a smart (paused) well, stand-up guy."

"Uh-huh," Adam muttered, half-listening as he picked at his teeth.

"And I know that you are the leader of the angels. And you're a big thinker, a revolutionary. A-A genius!"

Hearing Charlie express her opinions about Adam makes me feel nauseous. She may be attempting politeness, but it's quite transparent. This individual doesn't merit such commendation; he hardly pays attention to anything.

"I mean, your words, babe."

"Who would really love to put his name on something."

"Fucking love putting my name on shit. Shits the best!"

Somebody cut my ears off, so I don't have to listen to this guy talk shit.

"It's our biggest solution to our problems!"

"Oh, Herpes. Right, that's a bitch."

Hearing this, I smacked my forehead in disbelief.

"No! Our... other biggest problem."

"Oh... uh... ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem."

What's the issue with this individual? Can he truly be unaware? How does he fail to understand Charlie's points? After all, he is the one who initiated this meeting. How does he not grasp the fundamental purpose of this gathering? I turned to Charlie who looked just as dumbfounded as I was.

~Back at the Hotel~

"Stab! Stab! Stab!" Nifty was on the hunt with her knife. Trying to kill a bug that was running away from her.

"Nifty! Nifty! I need you to focus!" Vaggie snapped her fingers to get Nifty's attention. "Your line is, "We have the cleanest rooms," okay?"

"Got it. I'm ready."

"Action!"

As soon as the camera focuses on Nifty, she becomes motionless, gazing into the lens with wide eyes.

"Uh, cut."

Nifty, snaps back to reality and smiles. "How was that?"

"Nifty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again."

"Okay!"

"Action!"

Once again, the minute the camera focuses on Nifty, she freezes up.

"You're doing great Vagina." Angel said in a snarky tone.

"Cut! Alright, uh, maybe we can try to fix it in post." Vaggie says looking at the footage.

"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asks her.

"I'll figure it out!" Vaggie yelled, storming off to the living room. She settled herself on the couch near the television just as Alastor entered the room.

"Seems like you're have a bit of trouble there, hmm?" Said Alastor.

"Ugh, Este pendejo... Why are you even here?" Vaggie asked.

"For the entertainment. I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly., like you're doing right now. Good job!"

Vaggie annoyed, points the camera to Alastor. "And here's Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that-" All of a sudden, the camera glitches. Vaggie, in shock, drops it to the floor.

"I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio." Alastor gave a nightmarish smile at Vaggie before returning to normal.

"That's it! I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so entertaining to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"

"Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."

The room suddenly grew darker.

"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid make a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie was no fool; she had no intention of simply surrendering her soul to Alastor in exchange for assistance.

"Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."

Alastor made a valid point. Vaggie did not wish to let Charlie down. Spreading the word about the hotel was very important to her. Vaggie consented with a heavy sigh. The deal was sealed with a simple handshake. Alastor, wielding his powers, eliminated the camera and conjured up a film crew. Subsequently, he transformed everyone's attire into a style reminiscent of the fifties.

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial." Vaggie's voice carried a tone of determination.

~Back at the Embassy~

Gwen and Charlie had just about enough of Adam's constant sexist ranting.

"When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but your like (high pitched voice) "Hey, I thought you wanted equality.""

"I'm going to lose it." Gwen mumbled to herself, pressing her hands over her ears to drown out Adam's voice.

"No!" Charlie stood up. "Our shared problem of the over population in Hell!"

"Oh, well that's not a problem. We've got that covered. (turns to Lute) Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

"Got a good two hundred seventy-five this year, sir."

"Two hundred seventy-five? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it!"

Adam rose his fist up for Lute to fist bump, which she did.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people; you know that right?"

"Oh yeah. That must suck for you. (bursts into laughter)"

Gwen takes her hands away from her ears, staring at Adam with a mix of shock and disbelief. This man was even more callous than she had anticipated. He showed no concern for the damned souls of Hell; to him, it was solely about their eradication.

"But these are souls. Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven."

Unexpectedly, Lute spoke up in a cold voice towards Charlie. "They're not the same. They had their chance, and they earned damnation."

"You're wrong." Charlie was standing up to her beliefs. "Sinners have made mistakes, but they've earned redemption."

"Angels don't make mistakes."

"You really think that?" It was Gwen who spoke this time.

"I know that." Lute replied.

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fucking life." Said Adam.

"Somehow, I doubt that." Gwen thought to herself.

Lute moved toward the girls, casting a shadowy backdrop illuminated by an ominous red hue.

"The only reason you two are still here is because your daddy gave you both and all your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"

"Okay, you know what? Why don't you and your dumbass of a boss just shut up!" Gwen had enough of these two. "You've got no right talking shit about Hell and the sinners who live here. Maybe Hell isn't perfect like your so-called heavenly paradise, but I'll be damned if I have to listen to any more of this shit from you two."

Charlie seized Gwen's shoulders, restraining her from an action they might both lament.

"Oops, almost out of time." Adam looked at his imaginary watch. "Guess we should get into it."

"Oh fuck!"

Charlie needed to hurry if she intended to execute her plans.

"Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."

Charlie cleared her throat before she began to speak rapidly in a melodious voice.

(Charlie's going to be in Italic and Adam will be in Bold/Italic)

"I know Hell's population is out of control"

"It's a bad situation it's taking a toll."

"If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls."

"You can wave that door farewell~! At my Hazbin Hotel!"

"Wait! I'm getting ahead of myself! Extermination! Right!"

"I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year."

"And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here."

"If they join you in Heaven that trip disappears!"

"They can wave that chore farewell!"

"(deep breath) It'll be a happy day in-"

"Let me stop you right there. Save us all precious time."

"Oh, okay."

"If what your suggesting is letting them climb. Up the ladder. Oh, they rather cross the pearly gates.

"Well, uh..."

"Sorry sweetie but there's no defying their fates!"

"Cause Hell is forever. Whether you like it or not. Had their chance to behave better. Now they boil in a pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

"Okay, but..."

"Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry!"

"Well actually, if you take a look—"

"Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!"

"And, when all's said and done (Said and done)
There's the question of fun (Ah-ah)
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow, guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow!"

"Oh my god..."

"Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better!

"Where did all of you people come from?"

"Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again!"

[ADAM]
"Fuckin', Hell is forever, and it's meant to suck a lot
So, give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the determination
To move up the next extermination!"

"What?"

"Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!"

"Um, wait, didn't you—
Ugh, shit!"

Before Charlie could reach Adam, the doors shut on her and Gwen. All Charlie could do was pound the door in frustration.

"I can't believe it. They're advancing the extermination. That's not allowed!" Gwen expressed her frustration upon hearing the news. "Ugh! That was not in the original agreement. What's our plan, Charlie?"

"I'm at a loss. This is unprecedented, and we need to figure out how to spread the word about the hotel or communicate with someone from heaven before the extermination occurs." Was all Charlie could say in reply. "For now, we better head back to the hotel and tell everyone the news."

"This may not end well." Gwen followed Charlie out of the Embassy towards home.

~The Hazbin Hotel~

The girls came back to the hotel, their expressions etched with defeat, particularly Charlie.

Vaggie appeared giving Charlie a hug. "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?"

"Oh yeah, they listened." Gwen said a loud in a rather annoying tone.

"Listen Vaggie-" Charlie began but was cut off.

"Come on, we have something exciting to show you," Vaggie says to Charlie, "You too Gwen." Leading them to the living room. "Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie sat Charlie on the couch next to her.

Gwen took a seat on the floor next to Angel and Nifty.

"I pulled a few limbs too, hahahha."

"Wait, the commercial? You guys made a new one?" This perked up Charlie's mood.

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel mentioned.

"That's... that's amazing" Charlie beamed.

"Sshh, it's starting."

The television displayed the hotel's front, with everyone dressed in fifties attire gathered outside. Vaggie's voice was heard welcoming everyone when abruptly, the broadcast switched to 666 News. All but Nifty and Alastor voiced their complaints. Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench were shown on screen with an important announcement.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means Tom?"

"No, what does that mean Katie?"

"It means we're all royally fucked! (eye twitches)"

The countdown clock to the next extermination ticked down to one hundred seventy-six days. The streets echoed with the sinners' screams of terror. As if enduring the previous one wasn't enough, the upcoming one has been scheduled even sooner.

"This just got real." Said Gwen to no one in particular.

~Elsewhere~

A drone sweeps the area and discovers a decapitated exorcist's body. It performs a rapid scan of the remains and transmits the data to Lute and Adam.

"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute suggested, but Adam stopped her.

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"He shatters the projector with an iron fist, extinguishing the light and leaving only Adam's sinister, glowing smile.

Done!

The first chapter from the Hazbin Hotel storyline is complete!

Going to go into the next episode next time. Followed by Gwen returning to Earth.

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