They'd been sitting around the table making small talk when oblivious Shenhe asked something that people didn't normally ask.
"Miko, why do you like sex so much?"
Everyone choked on their tea. Xianyun had an overwhelming urge to strangle herself and her socially constipated protege.
Unperturbed, Miko took on a thoughtful expression.
"Hmm, I suppose there are several reasons. The intimacy, the pleasure, the fun. When you're immortal like me, you don't go through menopause. Your ovaries constantly want to make babies, and being part beast means I go into estrus. Sex is a natural relief from the cycle. Of course, none of my partners quite compare to Aether."
She took a long sip of tea, not even slightly embarrassed. Why should she be? The girls had all seen each other naked countless times. Beidou put it best: once you orgy with someone, you're basically past surnames.
Charlotte's eyes narrowed. "Interesting choice of words. 'Partners' — almost sounds like you've been with men and women."
Miko quirked an eyebrow. "Dear, I know you're a journalist and I understand you value the pursuit of truth. But tell me. Do you really want to know intimate details about my relationships?"
Mona shivered. "Charlotte. As someone who can read the stars, trust me. You don't."