"As you all know," said Yae Miko, "tomorrow is National Sex Day. A day when we celebrate the wonders of intercourse. For this holiday, we shall spend all day making love with Aether. Therefore, we will need a factory's worth of condoms, toys, and lube. Ningguang, it will be your responsibility to acquire those."
Yae Miko nodded and Mirror Maiden handed the Tianquan a detailed list. It went on for quite a while, sprawling across the floor.
The shrine maiden frowned. "Why is the list a scroll? You could've just made it a packet."
"Sorry," said Mirror Maiden sheepishly.
Yae Miko sighed. Ningguang rolled up the scroll, promising to give it her utmost attention later.
"Tomorrow, clothing is illegal except for lingerie, strap-ons, pasties, g-strings, and Aether."
"Aether isn't clothing," said Amber.
"We're still going to wear him," giggled Miko. "Tomorrow's activities start at 6 AM sharp with Aether underwear raid. We shall be hiding all his clothes so he's forced to be naked. Paimon has meal vouchers for Good Hunter so that should keep her busy. Then at 7 AM, breakfast food play. 8 am bath orgy. 9 am wrestle sex. 10 am pimp-opoly. 11 am eating each other out. 12 pm: food play sex part 2. 1 am bath sex part 2. 2 am we will use the yokai dream realm to … indulge in all our fantasies. Once again, we orgy until dinner. Those of us who are still conscious will have the responsibility of getting everyone else to bed. So, that would be…anyone except Eula, I guess."
In the crowd, Eula crossed her arms over her chest and blushed indignantly. She muttered the vengeance line that everyone heard every day.