Traveler TCG Newsletter
Attention Traveler TCG enthusiasts! Next week in collaboration with famous author, Traveler TCG will release limited edition Aether cards based on the popular Twilight franchise. Expect to see Glowing Gay Vampire Aether, Constantly Shirtless Werewolf Aether, and Emotionally Dead Clingy Love Interest Aether as well as several new characters! Don't miss out on this special offer!
P.S. We're sorry. Originally, we planned a collaboration with a much more respected franchise but it didn't pan out. So, we had to settle for shamelessly pandering. We wanted a collab with the Game of Thrones series but George keeps saying, "Don't worry, we'll make it happen and it's going to be big" and delaying. Then again, judging by the last season, we may have dodged a bullet.
Dori's Press Release Statement
When asked about the future of Traveler TCG collabs, Dori made the following comment: "We will under no circumstances ever ever ever ever do a collab with Boeing. I'd rather not end up dead, thank you. Just about anything else is good."
After some thought, Dori added, "Also I won't work with EA or Nijisanji. Even I have standards."
Later that day, Dori announced Traveler TCG would be doing a crossover collab with Atlus.
Mualani and her friends studied the new starter packs. The wrapper had the Traveler TCG X P5 logo. Honestly, she had no idea what to expect. They each opened their packages.
"So? What did you get?" asked Chevreuse.
"Let me see, um, I'm a Phantom Thief Aether," said Itto. "What kind of idiot goes around saying they're a thief?"
"I got Hacker-Pharaoh Aether," said Chevreuse.
Venti said, "Catgirl Aether."
"Senpai Aether," said Yelan.
Diluc said, "The Character We Play in the Game versus The Character We Play in Real Life Aether. I feel like I've been insulted somehow."
"Looking Cool, Aether," said Mualani. "And let's go to bed, Aether."
"Grenade Launcher Aether," said Changshen.
"Damn brat, I'll sue! Aether," said Zhongli.
They all went silent.
"Anyone else feeling Déjà vu?" asked Yelan. "What about you, Rosaria?"
The nun frowned. "I got: I'm Dating your Sister, Aether."