KickinChicken and Quackie Quack Have Children:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
KickinChicken was doing an extreme stunt and Quackie was watching.
"So, how am I doing," asks Simon.
"Bad news," says Rabie, "you're not looking that popular right now!"
"What," asks Simon, "how did that happen?"
"I think it might have something to do with you tried to steal Bubba's girlfriend," says Rabie, "or that time you tried to ruin CraftyCorn and FeatherClaw's happiness over a hotdog and then when they got you a new one, you got mad because you preferred mustard over ketchup, or…"
"I get it, I'm a jerk," says Simon, "there's got to be some way to boost my image!"
They then heard a crash.
...
KickinChicken fell in the make-a-friend machine. "I'll get you out," says Quackie, but as she tries, the machine activates and two babies come out, a chicken and a duck.
"What are they," asks Kickin.
"I think we're parents," says Quackie.
Simon and Rabie see this. "Simon, that's your answer," says Rabie, "we get babies!"
"Woah, Rabie, I like you and all, but…"
"I mean we steal their babies, you idiot," says Rabie.
"Oh," says Simon.
...
"Why does it have to be this disguise," asks Simon.
"I thought it would help to go for the ones that are our color," says Rabie. Rabie knocks on the door and Kickin answers and he sees Rabie, wearing a fake horn and a fake horse tail and Simon wearing fake bear ears. "It's us, your friends, CraftyCorn and Bobby Bearhug!"
Kickin observes them. "Your story checks out," says Kickin, "you guys come to see the babies?"
"We sure did," says Simon.
"This way, Lades," says Kickin.
"What," asks Simon, "oh right, I'm a girl who likes hugs and… love and… stuff." The two then walk past Kickin.
"Who was it," asks Quackie.
"Bobby Bearhug and CraftyCorn," says Kickin.
There's a pause. "Kickin, I was talking with Bobby and Crafty in the other room," says Quackie.
Kickin realizes. "Ah crud!"
Simon and Rabie leave with the babies.
...
"I can't believe that birdbrain fell for it," says Simon.
"He's such an idiot," says Rabie.
There's a knock on the door and the two answer. It's Kickin, wearing a fake frog mask. "Hey, it's me, Icky Licky and I'm here to see the babies you stole!"
"Oh, sure," says Simon.
"They're over there," says Rabie.
Kickin then walks over to the babies. "I mean how can anyone… that was Kickin, wasn't it?"
Kickin leaves with the babies.
Rabie checks her phone. "It gets worst," says Rabie, "he sent us a poop emoji!"
"Gross," says Simon.
The End