StinkyStripe's Sad Origin Story:
This is based on certain Youtube videos.
Hoppy's kicking around a soccer ball when she smells something. "PU, what stinks," asks Hoppy.
"Zat would be me!" Hoppy looks and sees a skunk critter. "Ahllow me to eentrahduce myself, I ahm SteenkyStripe, your lahvair!"
"My what," asks Hoppy.
StinkyStripe then grabs her. "Ahh, ze bunny of beauty! I hahve nevair fahrgotten ze first time I laid eyes on you, but ahlahs, you deed naht nahtice me aht ze time." He then starts kissing Hoppy, who tries to get away from the smell…
StinkyStripe's Flashback:
I wahs but a boy weeth a prahblem. I hahd no sense of smell. Fahr sahme reasahn, everyone zought zat wahs a cahntahgious disease, so zey stayed ahway frahm me. Zen one day, Dahctor Sahwyair decided to use me fahr ze oreeginahl creetters prahject ahnd turned me eento steenkystripe, but I wahs naht very pahpulahr.
"Hey, don't be a bunch of jerks! I'm sure he's still a really great guy!"
You deed naht know me, but you steell defended me ahnd zat wahs when I knew eet wahs lahve! You ahre my one true lahve!
Present:
"Ahnd now, my dahrleeng, we cahn be tahgethair aht lahst!" He then starts kissing Hoppy again, but she can't take the smell anymore, so she finally escapes and runs away. "Whaht ees ziss? Oh, I see, being ahn ahthlete, she wahrries ahbout hair reputahtion ahnd fears people would judge hair eef she gives een to ze mushy stuff! do naht wahrry, I'm sure no one would be judgeeng you, my lahvely lahgahmorph!"
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"I was just trying to be nice in the first place," says Hoppy, "I hope I never run into that stink bomb again!" Hoppy then runs away.
The End