StinkyStripe and Hoppy Hopscotch's Love Story:
This one is actually based on old cartoons.
Hoppy was just hopping around, until she smells something. "Oh no, he's around!" Hoppy then hides and StinkyStripe walks by, singing to himself. "There is no way I'm gonna let that rotten Romeo find me!" But as she attempts to get away, StinkyStripe hears the narrator reveal she's right behind him.
"Hahppy, my rahveesheeng rahbbeet! Eet ees you!" Hoppy tries to get away, but StinkyStripe grabs her and says things in french. "Whaht's ze mahttair, bahby?" He then gives her a big kiss. "Viva Lamour!" Hoppy's dizzy, but then she runs away.
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Hoppy's running while StinkyStripe's hopping after her. "Why did I have to attract the weird guy," asks Hoppy.
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Hoppy hides in a locker. She thought she was safe. "Mahrry me!" Hoppy runs out. "Too subtle?"
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Hoppy's still running from StinkyStripe. She thought she was home free, but then StinkyStripe grabs her arm and takes her to the dance floor. After the dance, StinkyStripe gives her another big kiss, which makes her dizzy again, but she then snaps out of it and runs away again.
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Hoppy gets on the Game Station train and it takes off, but StinkyStripe is also there.
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"Ahh, my dahrleeng, aht lahst, we ahre ahlahne tahgethair!" He starts kissing what he thinks is Hoppy. As he continues talking, he realizes he's kissing Mr. Delight. "Whaht ees ze meaneeng of ziss, Monsieur?! You shahll hear frahm my secahnd!"
Mr. Delight then throws himself into the pit with all the Wuggies.
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"What am I going to do," asks Hoppy, "he won't leave me alone and the worst part is… I think I'm starting to like him, but it's hard with that smell! Wait, what if I smelled just as bad! It could counter his smell! That's how science works, right?" Hoppy then goes into the trash room.
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StinkyStripe continues to look for Hoppy and walks by Neil the employee. "PU," says Neil, "that smell could drive anyone away!"
"So, zat ees why she runs ahway! because of my scent! I must chahnge ze way I smell!" So, StinkyStripe goes into the room where they get all the scents for the critters.
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"Dahrleeng, where ahre you?"
"Right here," says Hoppy, "come and get me!"
"Dahrleeng, aht lahst, we..." He then gets a whiff of her and runs away.
"Oh no you don't," says Hoppy and now she's chasing him.
The End