When his last job goes wrong a mercenary hangs up his gun to become a ships mechanic. Unfortunately for him he chooses the one boat in Thailand that is truly a magnet for trouble. Post El Baile de le Muerte arc in the manga/Roberta's Blood Trail in the anime. Its Black Lagoon, of course its rated M, the F-Bomb will be dropped.

Unwanted, and unheard, the children of Ceausescu were the titles they donned along with many in their infancy. As they grew, the twins came under new names and a new title. 'The Vampire's.' Both children had no chance and were given none. No end seemed to come in what they were made to do, that is until their arrival in a certain city of devils.

After a helicopter crash, Revy, Rock, Dutch and Benny are hunted down by an angry Grizzly bear when they wander onto its territory. Will they survive or die? Hope you all enjoy!

After Revy goes on a rampage trying to find a lost Riley, Rock buys a leash for Riley so they won't lose her in the stores. Revy isn't too happy about it.

Revy doesn't like how fate messes with her, but hey, here all of her mates are, in Roanapur. Go figure. And they intend to never let her go. (Balalaika has just entered the story)

Life in Roanapur is not ment to be long one, and could be ended by just one mistake. But what after that? Given new blank page, in world where they are not criminals, what will they do? Who will Revy and Rock become in place where they have second chance at life?

A small series of stories taking place in different times set in the main Beyond Guns and Bullets series. Will be updated periodically.

Riley ends up with the flu and it's up to her parents to take care of her.

AU. Revy had long since put out of her mind, the encounter with the mysterious woman all those years ago, who suggested to her that she kill her father. But Death never forgets.

Revy accidentally leaves her lunch behind before going to work, prompting Riley to tell Rock about it. When he's too busy with some stubborn clients, however, Riley decides to venture off on her tricycle to deliver it herself.

Time had finally run out for Rock, now that Balalaika saw what Revy had done for him. She wasn't going to risk her little girl around Rock ever again. It was time for her to take matters into her own hands. Inspired by one of Girlycards's fics.

It was tonight. Revy knew it was. The change was going to happen soon. Dutch would have to get her cage ready soon. Not if it meant keeping Balalaika safe from her. Not if Revy became a werewolf and sought Balalaika out. Revy couldn't risk hurting her lover. (This fic for some reason took a seriously science fiction route, and I have no idea why)

This was never the path Balalaika thought she would end up on. But it was something she would never give up. Her men, Revy, the children-she would slaughter the entirety of Roanapur, if that was what it took, to keep them. Sequel to "Preemptive measure."

There were times when Balalaika wondered if Revy is aware that in a way, the young gunslinger was the most powerful person in all of Roanapur.

The Okajima family celebrate Christmas and play in the snow.

No love confessions and no passionate nights between them would ever fix this. This went deeper than just a bullet in the arm, and Revy knew it. Revy makes a choice. Takes place after Roberta's Blood Trail.

Four years ago, Revy would have scoffed and cursed at what Balalaika was suggesting. Because really? But then, this wasn't four years ago, was it?

As Balalaika and her men past by the boat where the young woman with the tribal tattoo was, Balalaika could feel the beast that she was, hungering for the young woman there-and though she didn't understand it at first, she had just seen the woman who was meant to be her mate.

Balalaika and Dutch face each other, and make a decision. For Revy's sake.

Rock, Revy, and Riley head out to do some shopping in preperation for Thanksgiving dinner. Little do they know, an old face would be joining in as well.

Remember when I said. "I wonder what it would be like if my life were a little more action packed?" Well, I did. But this isn't quite what I had in mind. So Revy, what say we go and show them all why we deserve to be feared, huh? It's time to show the world why Catherine "Cat" Lee is known as 'Double Tap.' M rated because it is Black Lagoon. A self-insert fanfic.

Nowhere is as chaotic and violent as the city of Roanapur, and of all the psychotic, dangerous people who call the lawless city home, Revy 'Two Hands' is up there with the worst of them. Everyone in the city knows to give her a mile wide berth, or else risk getting burned, if not worse. Yet in spite of herself, Eda can't help but be drawn in like a moth to the flame. (Revy / Eda)

Balalaika, having nothing better to do in her retirement, decides to start beef with Riley. Hilarity ensues.

Balalaika has an enemy that is just as feared as she is. So in order to stop any bloodshed she puts Revy up for an arranged marriage with the youngest son of her enemy. Will this work out? Will Revy agree to this Marriage? Will hell freeze over? Read here. I know sucky summary but no on is perfect. Anyway RevyXOC. Lemons blood and gore and pregnancy. Lots of swearing.

The Okajima family celebrate Halloween by going out trick-or-treating one fine night… The Freeloaders just so happen to be there too.