Disclaimer: First Chapter
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She could never get over the fact he wasn't wearing a space suit.
They were on their way to Earth to assassinate her current target, but she stopped at a refueling asteroid that was populated by people who made a living working on asteroids to mine for materials to make fuel with. Everyone around her, and herself, were all wearing customized space suits that were designed different based on what planet they came from.
Everyone was staring at Naruto.
Naruto was the only person who wasn't wearing a spacesuit at all, while her ship was currently being refueled by the attendants at the store, she was thinking of visiting the store in the station to pick up some more space rations.
"He... is he insane?"
"I question that every day." Golden Darkness whispered to herself when her communicator picked up somebody questioning if Naruto was sane by being on the asteroid without a suit. Even she had a jet black suit with silver lining, and gold lining around the helmet that covered her face. Part of the suit was made of her transformed hair, so that she could transform it if she needed to get into a fight in space. "... I question so much about this."
"I question what that is." Naruto stated as he gestured to a building on the side of the asteroid that had a long line of people going into the building, and a bunch of happy looking people leaving the building. He pointed to it, and she followed his finger with her eyes. She saw a large building with neon lights flashing.
"It doesn't matter, we're here to refuel." Golden Darkness looked at how long it would take for her ship to refuel.
4 hours.
"We've got time." Naruto started to walk over to the line, and he grabbed Golden Darkness by the wrist and pulled her along with him.
"How is he walking like that, this asteroid has 1/100th average planet gravity... he's walking like... it's normal gravity?"
'I question that too.' Golden Darkness thought when she just saw Naruto walking like a normal person... but that wasn't normal since he should be floaty right now with each step. "I'm not interested in these kinds of things." Golden Darkness stated to Naruto, who looked back at her and grinned.
"Life is about doing things you're not interested in, and finding out if you like them."
-15 Minutes Later-
"So... what is this building?" Naruto asked the person in front of them as they got closer to the front of the line.
"... Dude, how are you alive?"
"He's special, his species can survive in space." Golden Darkness answered for Naruto, and the alien calmed down quite a bit when she pointed that out. Yeah, it was such an uncommon trait that most, actually, it was a trait that was flat out considered to be impossible by all laws of the universe. "So, what is this building's function." Golden Darkness continued Naruto's question.
"Best club in this solar system, they's got the best music, drinks, and entertainment you'll find in a long way."
"Awesome." Naruto stated as he stepped forward and pulled Golden Darkness with him. "... we've got time until your ship refuels, lets just get a drink or two, maybe dance a little. Your ship is awesome, but there isn't much to do." Naruto stated, and she rolled her eyes at him.
It took another 5 minutes, but they got to the front of the line.
Naruto took a step inside of the colorful barrier and vanished from view, and Golden Darkness raised an eyebrow when Naruto then came out of the exit with an extremely relaxed look on his face. She stared at him, and Naruto looked back at her.
"Naruto... but you just walked into the club?" Golden Darkness asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh... huh... you should go inside." Naruto stated to her as a grin formed on his face.
Golden Darkness raised her other eyebrow.
She took a step through the entrance, and there was Naruto.
"... You were just outside." Golden Darkness stated to Naruto, and she noticed a lot of people were taking off their spacesuits as they were entering the club. She looked out the entrance, but the barrier kept her from seeing the outside. Naruto just raised an eyebrow at her, since he was confused as to why she mentioned that.
"Duh, we came in together."
Golden Darkness just sighed and took her spacesuit off with a press of a button, and they walked into the club together.
"WOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"Haahaa!" Naruto laughed when a guy went flying across the club, and Golden Darkness looked around to see it was a lot of dark rooms dimly lit by neon lights. The music was loud, and there were tons of extremely colorful and glowing drinks at the bar on the opposite side of the room. In the center of the club were large tables with poles that had different species of alien women dancing on the tables.
That was perverted.
On the second floor, there was a very large alien creature that was looking down at the party with pleasure and satisfaction, laughing joyfully as it enjoyed the party atmosphere below, and it was being waited on by aliens of different planets.
"Look, all the drinks are free... everything is free here... this is totally a cult." Naruto explained with a large grin on his face as he approached the bar and pulled her along with him. He knew a cult when he saw one, but it seemed everyone was having a blast.
The bartender was a man in a suit, blue skinned, with 10 arms, shaking up multiple drinks.
"Not free, you pay with your excitement and enjoyment. The more hyped up the people at this party become, the better... our dear patron is part of a species that gains nutrients from hormones and chemicals released by other species. Thus, by enjoying yourself, you allow him and his species to continue existing... so drink and be merry."
"My mind of party. Give me that glowing orange one with the... neon purple larva thing in it, that looks fun." Naruto had eaten bugs before, so a drink with a bug in it wasn't something he would be totally against. The bartender put on a real show as he made the drink for Naruto.
-Later-
Golden Darkness didn't understand it.
"Woooooah! That was awesome, you should totally try that... I never knew being turned into spaghetti and reformed by a black hole would be like that!" Naruto shouted as his body was reformed in a pod as he came back from his body becoming one with a black hole. She had just watched Naruto get sucked into a miniature super potent black hole that was in the club, contained by a special containment device. His entire body had been consumed by the black hole, but he just walked out as all of his atoms were scientifically extracted from the black hole and reformed inside of a special device next to the black hole containment.
Other aliens would jump into the black hole as well, and get extracted from it.
"AWESOME!"
"How does this work?" Golden Darkness asked with concern.
"Oh, this club has party scientists who have spent thousands of years in this club researching the best kinds of ways to make this party off the charts... dude."
"Hell yeah, that sounds awesome, they put a lot of work into this club." Naruto high... something the alien that explained the answer to Golden Darkness. His hand slapped against some kind of... appendage. Golden Darkness watched as Naruto slammed back an orange drink, before he slurped up the bright purple larva inside of the drink.
"Does that even taste good?"
"Yeah it does, come on GD, lets hit the dance floor... they are playing some... awesome music." Naruto dragged Golden Darkness with him onto the dance floor.
-Much Later-
'This is... kind of fun actually.' Golden Darkness just copied Naruto's movements as he went wild on the dance floor. He copied whatever he saw, and even when it looked dorky, he danced like nobody was watching at all.
Her cheeks were bright red from the humilation though.
-Much Later than That-
"Best bugs I've ever eaten in my life... it tastes JUST like red bean soup, but it's even sweeter even..." Naruto slurped up a living bug, before crushing it to death in his mouth. They had abandoned the dance floor, and were greeted with more drinks and food.
Golden Darkness was suspicious of the drinks, and grossed out by the food, but seeing Naruto compliment it so much actually made her want to give it a try... and try it she did.
"It's... very sweet." Golden Darkness covered her mouth as she spoke.
It was such a unique fruity flavor, but it came from a colorful bug.
-So Much Later that They Lost Track of Time-
Golden Darkness had her eyes closed.
She was dancing with Naruto somewhere nearby, and she was a little... maybe drunk wasn't the right word, but everything around her was just so great right now. The more she drank and ate, the more she felt like partying with all of the people around her.
It was like all the things that stressed her out went away.
She didn't even care that there was a alien man that was just fucking and dancing another alien of a different species right next to her. She was too busy dancing and enjoying the relaxed, good, and happy feelings rushing through her body.
She felt so light.
She felt so happy right now, even though part of her was telling her that something was extremely wrong about all of this. She had lost track of time, but the more she drank, the less she really cared about how long she spent in the club. She opened her eyes when she heard loud cheers, and she saw Naruto surrounded by a whole bunch of aliens. Naruto just took several shot glasses worth of liquid right off the tits of some kind of alien with 8 titties.
She pushed her own breasts together as she saw the breasts, and she kept dancing.
-Time Has No Meaning-
Golden Darkness jumped into the black hole.
Her body stretched and was ripped atom from atom, but she remained alive through the entire experience as her body was stretched, crushed, and ripped piece by piece. All things around her became infinite colors that couldn't be distinguished from each other.
Space and time were nonexistant at the moment she entered the black hole.
It didn't go black, or colorful, it went everything and nothing as she became one with everything that had ever entered the black hole. She even felt that she had become one with Naruto too, even though he wasn't currently in the black hole. She felt her soul floating through the vast everything of nothing. It was an experience that was beyond the sensations of the flesh.
Then, she was ripped from that.
She found herself in the capsule that pulled her out of the black hole.
She took a drink from a naked waitress, and shot it back as she watched Naruto drinking with her as well. She almost smiled wide like him, but she retained a different kind of relaxed smile. She followed Naruto onto the dance floor.
-Much Later into Strange Time-
Naruto had his arms above his head as he danced.
She copied that, not caring at all that one of her boobs had fallen out of her top and was bouncing around as she danced. The more she drank, the less she cared about anything that would normally bother her a lot. She bumped her butt against Naruto, and took a drink from him before shooting it back.
Water started to rain from the ceiling as the club turned into a water park.
The dancing continued as the lights kept changing color, and her long hair flung water all around her with her wild movements.
-How Long Has it Been Now?-
Party.
Golden Darkness was sitting on Naruto's shoulders as used her powers to grow 3 extra arms so that she could slam back more drinks one after another, and she had completely taken her top off at this point. She had her top strapped to one of her legs so that she didn't lose it, but her breasts were bouncing up and down with each movement that Naruto did underneath her.
How long had it been now?
She and Naruto both completely lost track of all time.
Her mind was a haze.
She wanted to dance, she wanted to drink, she wanted to eat, she wanted to fuck, and she wanted to experiment with every possible thing this club had to offer her. She couldn't even remember why she hadn't visited this club way earlier than this in her life. She had come to this asteroid many times to refuel, but she had never actually stepped foot in the club.
At the moment, she had no inhibitions.
She had no restrictions at all.
She wanted to do everything until she was satisfied with all of it.
-Does Time Even Matter?-
"Okay, that seems like a good amount of partying. Lets head out GD." Naruto stated as he grabbed her shirt from her leg, and he pulled it over her head for her. He felt very satisfied with the amount of partying that he had done. He felt like all the things stressing him out in his life had been washed away.
"Huh... but I wanna party... I haven't fucked anyone yet..."
Naruto smacked her in the head, and she kind of snapped out of it. She blinked a few times, before she nodded her head, still with no inibitions or restrictions on her personality or behavior. The smack to the head knocked enough sense into her to know that the party was over for them. So the two of them made their way to the exit of the club.
They were stopped by the bouncer.
"Okay, since this is your first time, this is a warning, all your memories of this experience will become a blurred mess. You won't remember anything that happened in the 23 years you spent in the club. It takes a few visits to keep memories most people can't handle years of memories being crammed into their head at once." The bouncer explained to them.
...
"23... years?" Naruto asked.
"The building has a space and time generator that splits the time in this club from the time outside of it, and the drinks and larva you eat prevents you from aging or noticing how long you've spent in the club. Please, don't forget to put on your spacesuits as you leave. Many forget to wear them on the way out, and my job is to make sure they do." The bouncer looked at Naruto and Golden Darkness.
Naruto pressed the button on Golden Darkness' spacesuit, and the thing wrapped around her body.
He sent him a thumbs up.
'23 years... sounds weird... but-' Naruto took a step through the exit barrier.
He blinked.
"Naruto... but you just walked into the club?" Golden Darkness asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh... huh... you should go inside." Naruto stated to her as a grin formed on his face. He saw Golden Darkness was standing outside of the club, and he saw the entrance that he must have just gone inside of.
Golden Darkness raised her other eyebrow.
The Golden Darkness outside of the club went into the club, and when she went into the club, the same Golden Darkness that went into the club walked out of the exit and never saw herself go into the club.
"Oooooooh... I get it. You exit the club the second you leave the club, so you can spent TONS of time partying... and you spend..." Naruto grabbed the side of his head as he tried to remember all of the stuff that happened in the club, but all of his memories in the club blurred together for a brief moment.
Brief.
His experience gaining Shadow Clone memories allowed him to keep good chunks of memories of what happened in the party, but just as much that he retrained were colorful blurs that were too hazy to make out.
Golden Darkness blinked and awakened from a trance.
"Huh... but... huh?" Golden Darkness looked around and saw she was outside of the club, and she didn't remember anything that had happened other than it being an extremely happy, joyful, colorful blur of memories that were only hazy in her mind. "How long were we in there?" Golden Darkness asked with a confused look.
They walked to her ship.
The ship was still in the process of refueling.
"Apparently, we were just partying for about 23 years inside of the club, but no time at all passed outside the club... it's so weird... I didn't even feel like we were in there that long. 23 years passed for us, but no time at all passed, and we didn't even age a day." Naruto explained to Golden Darkness, and she shook her head.
"I... don't remember any of it... but..." Golden Darkness couldn't help it.
She smiled.
"You feel like a weight is off your shoulders, like you got rid of a lot of stress?" Naruto asked her.
He felt fresh, new, amazing.
"I... wouldn't hate coming back here in the future. I mean, if you want to come back. Since no time passed, I guess it wasn't a waste of time." Golden Darkness stated. She didn't remember any of it, but she felt like she had enjoyed herself in there. She really did feel like she had let go of a lot of stress. It was such a weird, amazing feeling to have spent 23 years partying, but without any real time at all having passed outside of the club. "... I'm not sure if this happened or not, but did... I get a massage in there, because my body feels refreshed."
"I don't have a clue." Naruto stated with a grin.
He just knew he would love to come back.
Chapter End!
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