A/N I don't own The Walking Dead or Harry Potter

The Governor refused to believe the flimsy lie that Otis fed him about not having eaten in four days.

"We don't care for people taking advantage of our hospitality gentlemen, and lying about a vaccine" the Governor said in a calm voice that hid his rage at the dark duo.

"Oh I want lying about the vaccine, not that you'll benefit much from it sugar cube" Otis simpered.

"Wait I know the other guy, he was a crazy old fuck, but not like this" said Merle in realization. "I also know Shane was not homophobic, although I agree Rick was evil" Merle said after a pause.

"Yes that's right Rick is bad, were the victims here" said Dale frantically.

"Enough of this" Otis roared as he threw a bag of flour at the Governor, which resulted in causing a large scuffle. In the confusion, Otis killed and skinned the face off of Carjulio, so he could escape undetected.

The dark duo's plan was working exactly aas planned!

Elma arrived just as she saw a group running after a pair of men. She didn't see Tyreese come up behind her and knock her out.

"Kill them" the Governor roared, as Otis and Dale moonwalked tauntingly to their designated getaway car.

Woodbury had failed to protect itself from the dark duo.

Otis had skinned Carjulio's face and weaved it into a mask, and was proudly wearing his power shirt, that said he fucking loved science.

Otis took a dangerous and highly illegal u- turn in the high powered car, to the edge of the town, accelerating at a rapid rate.

"Otis there's a gate" Dale shrieked clutching his chest.

"That fucking gate is fucking GONE" Otis roared psychotically, as he hit the nitrous. The car collided with the gate and threw Dale through the windshield.

Otis got out and checked Dale's pulse, and found he was still alive. Otis threw Dale in the trunk with a huff, took a bite of his beef jerky stick and a swig of rum before taking off again.

As the dark duo settled down for the night in an abandoned meat factory, turmoil was breaking out across the pond at Hogwarts .

HOGWARTS Headmasters office

Ginny Weasley was laughing manically as she approached Harry in a menacing and taunting way down the makeshift wedding aisle in the magically enlarged Headmaster's office.

There were about 50 people there, mostly Weasley's as well as Hermione.

Harry was in a wedding tuxedo and was also bound in chains, as he had been forced to marry Ginny by Dumbledore, in another one of the headmaster's sick manipulation games.

Dumbledore had explained that it was for the greater good that Harry marry Ginny as she was of the light, and that it would help get everyones mind of the zombie apocalypse as well as Harry's mind off of the loss of Sirius.

Harry had been silenced as well as chained as Ginny sauntered down the aisle, as Molly Weasley wheeped at her daughter growing up.

Dumbledore had appointed himself as Harry's best man, and made Ron and Dean Thomas (who was under the imperius curse) his groomsmen.

When it came time to say "I do" Dumbledore used the imperius curse on Harry, but Harry fought it. Eventually he broke and agreed as Ginny was about to seal it with a searing and corroded kiss, a loud crash was heard.

It was Hagrid!

"Sorry to crash this party goblin peckers, but me and Harry have a portkey to catch" Hagrid roared as he sent Molly Weasley into the wall and grabbed Harry.

As he activated the portkey, Harry saw Dumbledore running to stop them but he ended up going along for the ride.

As they landed, Harry looked around at the run down urban landscape, he glanced at a sign that said "Welcome to Atlanta".