A/N

I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead

Molly Weasley woke up with start, she had just remembered that Ginny and Harry were married, it was payday! Pouring herself a gallon of scotch, she grabbed some floo powder and set off for Hogwarts.

Dumbledore was startled when Molly arrived in his office with Crabbe and Goyle's heads on a stick.

Dumbledore needed Otis for safety, but he was at the gym.

"I need Harry to sign over the vaults now" Molly thundered while Dumbledore whimpered.

After Dumbledore got Harry, Mrs. Weasley bashed him in the head, and threw him over her shoulder and headed back to the Burrow.

Meanwhile

Otis had told Dumbledore that he was at the gym, an obvious lie. Otis was currently having an affair with Aberforth, in one of the back rooms at the Hogs Head. A dead Seamus Finnigan was on the ground of the bar.

Otis and Aberforth had finished as Otis stretched with a roar. Downing a bottle of firewhisky, a gallon of scotch, a liter of vodka, and a pint of wine, Otis set out to go back to Hogwarts.

Colin Creevey was in detention for questioning Otis's teaching style, so tonight he would be polishing Otis's guns.

Otis grinned one of his famous grins as the detention began, and nobody heard the screams as Otis began his feast. Colin's gnawed bones were thrown into the lake for safekeeping.

The Burrow.

Harry woke up on the Weasley's kitchen table an hour later and felt two pair of eyes watching him.

"Mrs. Weasley, Ginny what's going on"? Harry asked frantically.

"You may not remember, but we got married Potter, that means your vaults are mine, you haven't had a key made for ME. You've held out long enough. Those fucking goblins said your hand has to sign the vaults, so we'll bring your hand in and send the rest of you back to Hogwarts" Ginny crooned.

"Times up" Molly said with growl and a squelching fart.

Ginny grabbed Harry's hand.

"LET ME get the CLEAVER" Molly roared as she got her meat cleaver out of her butchers apron.

"Mrs. Weasley stop" Harry yelped.

"Sorry Harry dear, but we need you to sign the vaults over to us." Molly cackled with a fart, that vibrated the foundation of the house.

"Ill sign them over, you could of just asked" Harry screamed.

"Well okay" Molly grinned.

"I thought you loved me Ginny, you married me for my money and then erased my memory" Harry screamed.

"I like girls, but we needed cold hard cash, we all win ,except you Potty" Ginny belched arrogantly, with rancid meat like breath.

Ginny squealed in delight as Molly pinned Harry down. Whipping out her weedeater, she decided to shut Potter up and then take his hand.

"Mrs. Weasley, I thought you loved me as one of your own" Harry said desperately.

"Your right Harry dear, I don't know what has come over me." Molly cried as her and Harry hugged.

Molly then tightened the hug, hearing a crunch noise. Just then Molly heard multiple aurors arrive.

"Shit we got company" Ginny barked.

"YOU KNOW HOW TO PILOT THIS FUCKING THING, WHORE" Molly roared pointing at the broom she had stolen from a Hufflepuff student.

"Where to"? Ginny asked.

"Back to Gringotts then hehe" Molly chuckled sadistically. Grabbing a sweater she took off Harry's hand and hopped on the stolen broom.

Meanwhile

Hagrid struggled against the ropes as he, Rick, and Shane tried to escape. It turned out that not only was Jenner Dale's older brother, but Jim, who was apparently not dead, was his father. Both wanted answers to his wearabaouts.

"Youll take us to him or your girlfriends won't make it" Jim cackled.

Hagrid growled in anger, nobody threatened his Andrea like that!

"Fine I've got a portkey we will go back to Britain with you lot" Hagrid growled.

"Why did you pretend to die" Shane asked Jim.

"For attention, and the fact that I hate you all, me and Otis had that RV for ourselves, yet you clowns took advantage of him. He was using you to get to Otis's house, we were going to meet up later, now let's go" Jim growled.

The three married couples of Hagrid and Andrea, Fleur and Shane, and Rick and Lori, were joined by the dark duo of Dr. Jenner and his father Jim.

With a thud they were back at Hogwarts.

"Here we go again" Shane grunted.

Malfoy Manor

Lucius Malfoy had used a considerable amount of his wealth to get out of Azkaban after Hagrid and his crew killed Voldemort.

The only flaw with his large manor was the railroad tracks behind the house, that was until he arrived home to Molly Weasley and Ginny in his kitchen, devouring his house elves and his finest champagne.

"The bank would not give me Pot boys money, time to pay up love" Molly cackled showing her canker sours and moss like teeth.

"Youre wife is a little tied up" Ginny belched, as she smashed one of Lucius's prized snake mugs.

Narcissa was tied to the railroad with rope.

"Lucius help" Narcissa screamed.

"The family vault is over there, take what you want" Lucius screamed.

"Ah yes money, but not all I came for" Molly evaporated with a grin.

"Now what" Lucius asked annoyed.

"As you know since Arthur passed, my nights have been lonely" Molly grinned advancing on Lucius who stumbled and fell.

"NOOOOOO" ! Lucius screamed